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- >>I want to be Flurry Heart's creepy uncle who's starting to notice her blossoming into a teenager.
- >"I can't believe she wore a saddle! A SADDLE! It took me two weeks to convince Cadance to wear one in the bedroom, and here she is, wearing one at her first party!"
- "Heh, that's what kids do these days dude, it's no biggie--"
- >"No biggie?! Did you see the way they were looking at her?!"
- "Dude, Shining, relax mate, it's normal for colts that age to look at fillies--"
- >"Normal?!"
- "Oh please, as if you weren't eyeing flanks left and right when you were their age--"
- >"That's not the same!"
- "Of course it's the same, they're growing colts, she's a beautiful filly, they have a dick and she has a puss--"
- >"ANON!"
- "Don't 'Anon!' me! You're married to the princess of fucking LOVE! You of all ponies should understand this kind of shit--"
- >"But we're talking about my little girl here!"
- "Well, she's not so little anymore, if you know what I mean,"
- >"... what do you mean?"
- "Dude, I'm just saying that she takes after her mother, a lot,"
- >"... her wings?"
- "Ugh, no, I'm not talking about her wings, Shining, I'm talking about her... you know,"
- >"... what are you doing with your hands?"
- "I'm trying to show you! Look!"
- >"I don't get it,"
- "God fucking damnit Shining, it's not that hard!"
- >"Just tell me what you mean!"
- "She's got a real nice badonkadonk,"
- >"Badonkawhat?"
- "Her trunk is full of junk!"
- >"Trunk?! What the hell are you talking about--"
- "Her bum! Her tushie! Her derriere!"
- >"Wha--"
- "Her butt Shining! I'm talking about her butt!"
- >"You've been looking at my daughter's butt?!"
- "No! I mean, maybe, but by accident! Like, one minute I'm reading a book and the next one there's this huge thing swinging in front of me--"
- >"Anon!"
- "What?! It's not my fault it takes half of my field of view whenever--"
- >"Can you stop talking about my daughter's--"
- >"What are you guys talking about??"
- "O-oh! Hey Flurry!"
- >"N-nothing sweetie! We were just talking about... huh..."
- "About how good this saddle look on you!"
- >"Dude!"
- >"Oh, hehe, thanks~,"
- ___
- >you groan as you wake up, a quick look to the clock next to your bed letting you realize that it is indeed way past noon
- >good thing it's a sunday
- >as you lay there, images from yesterday night starts flashing by your eyes, and you can't help but grin
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