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- Ok so I have an idea for a campaign/plot hook and wanted to know what /tg/ thought of it: the adventurers are given a quest by a hobbit to defeat an evil mastermind in a dungeon far out of town. the adventurers go on and, apart from the standard random encounters they also frequently meet up with MORDRED THE INCONVENIENT, a hobbit who practices his brand of evil by inconveniencing the adventurers. he never kills them or does any lasting harm, just inconveniences. eg: he trades all the parties gold for the equivalent value in copper coins (HAHA NOW YOU ARE INCONVENIENCED WITH EXTRA WEIGHT!) or he slips one member of the party a sleeping potion which knocks them out for 8 hours when the party is supposed to leave in... SEVEN! mordred goes through and randomly harrasses the party until they get to the bbeg and I reveal it is actually Mordred. He reveals he disguised himself as the hobbit from the beginning and gave them that mission to inconvenience them and lead them to the mystical chamber of minor annoyances.
- I also imagine him as having a cape with a tall neck, a monocle, a saturday morning cartoon villain voice and every time the inconvenience is revealed he drops a smoke bomb and runs away (never disappears)
- examples:
- the adventurers awake to find all their shoelaces have been stolen.
- mordred is standing there rubbing his hands and saying "this increases the chances of your footwear falling off!!! I AM DIABOLICAL" *pomf*
- the adventurers detour into a small dungeon
- all trap checks work, even critical failures
- they reach the end and cue mordred
- party is confused
- he reveals he disarmed all the traps.
- "I not only inconvenience you, I inconvenience other evil beings too. MY EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS" *pomf*
- the adventurers enter a town
- somebody has been spreading rumors about them
- not damning, just snide and nasty
- they have to explain away the rumors, which is inconvenient
- MORDRED
- a party member goes to drink from his water flask,
- its all brackish water
- he is near a river but he has to backtrack to get to it which is really inconvenient
- MORDRED!!!
- all the labels on the herbalism kit have been switched
- MORDRED
- rope has been tied into itself, forcing the adventurers to untie it before use
- MORDRED
- the party is supposed to be gone for a month
- they get rations to last them that long
- one of the party members ends up exactly one day short
- MORDRED
- he stops them on the road but says nothing
- they ask what the hell is he doing
- he said he already did it
- they ask what?
- he says they have to figure it out
- "ITS DIABOLICAL" *pomf*
- he actually just inconvenienced them by making them figure out the inconvienence he supposedly did
- they try to eat some bread in the morning
- it all has bite marks in it
- MORDRED!
- bard asks for coffee
- no coffee in entire village
- the fuck?
- somebody bought it all last night, only tea left in town
- MORDRED THAT MONSTER!!!
- >somebody buys the party food, wishes to remain anonymous
- >check for poison
- >its clean
- >they eat it
- >Mordred reveals himself
- >"that was made with week old shellfish!!!"
- >"ENJOY YOUR STOMACH CRAMPS!"
- >laughter *pomf*
- >they all get the shits for 24 hours if they fail heal checks
- MORDRED THAT ASSHOLE
- party comes upon a road sign
- the signs have been switched or the distances changed
- MORDRED
- party finds only decent campsite in scary woods
- lay out bedrolls
- lay down
- its bumpy as shit
- they look closer
- hundreds of medium sized stones buried inches into the ground all over the campsite
- UNCOMFORTABLE IS IT NOT?! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAH *pomf*
- >party nearing town
- > lone booth on road
- >man inside says its a toll road, everybody has to pay 2 silver to pass
- >since when was this a toll road?
- >since last week, man answers
- >city council decided on it unanimously, something about profit streams for some city park project
- >suddenly a wild mordred appears from behind a boulder
- >AND CAN YOU FATHOM A GUESS AS TO WHO PROPOSED THE IDEA TO THE COUNCIL?
- >YOU HAVE TO OBEY IT AS IT IS THE LAW OF THIS LAND OR ELSE FACE.... A FINE AND POSSIBLE COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!!
- MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- fucking Mordred
- also, and I am iffy on this (even if it is a silly level zero quest), the final defeat of Mordred yields no rewards of actual value. just some trinkets and other cheap or mildly but not supremely useful stuff.
- inconvenient isnt it?
- No, it should be gear enchanted to be slightly heavier than normal.
- YOU LOST MY SWORD? TRY ACCIDENTALLY SWINGING TOO MUCH FOR FIVE MINUTES!
- MUAHAHAHA
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