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Lord of Inconvenience

Jan 13th, 2014
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  1. Ok so I have an idea for a campaign/plot hook and wanted to know what /tg/ thought of it: the adventurers are given a quest by a hobbit to defeat an evil mastermind in a dungeon far out of town. the adventurers go on and, apart from the standard random encounters they also frequently meet up with MORDRED THE INCONVENIENT, a hobbit who practices his brand of evil by inconveniencing the adventurers. he never kills them or does any lasting harm, just inconveniences. eg: he trades all the parties gold for the equivalent value in copper coins (HAHA NOW YOU ARE INCONVENIENCED WITH EXTRA WEIGHT!) or he slips one member of the party a sleeping potion which knocks them out for 8 hours when the party is supposed to leave in... SEVEN! mordred goes through and randomly harrasses the party until they get to the bbeg and I reveal it is actually Mordred. He reveals he disguised himself as the hobbit from the beginning and gave them that mission to inconvenience them and lead them to the mystical chamber of minor annoyances.
  2. I also imagine him as having a cape with a tall neck, a monocle, a saturday morning cartoon villain voice and every time the inconvenience is revealed he drops a smoke bomb and runs away (never disappears)
  3.  
  4. examples:
  5. the adventurers awake to find all their shoelaces have been stolen.
  6. mordred is standing there rubbing his hands and saying "this increases the chances of your footwear falling off!!! I AM DIABOLICAL" *pomf*
  7.  
  8. the adventurers detour into a small dungeon
  9. all trap checks work, even critical failures
  10. they reach the end and cue mordred
  11. party is confused
  12. he reveals he disarmed all the traps.
  13. "I not only inconvenience you, I inconvenience other evil beings too. MY EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS" *pomf*
  14.  
  15. the adventurers enter a town
  16. somebody has been spreading rumors about them
  17. not damning, just snide and nasty
  18. they have to explain away the rumors, which is inconvenient
  19. MORDRED
  20.  
  21. a party member goes to drink from his water flask,
  22. its all brackish water
  23. he is near a river but he has to backtrack to get to it which is really inconvenient
  24. MORDRED!!!
  25.  
  26. all the labels on the herbalism kit have been switched
  27. MORDRED
  28.  
  29. rope has been tied into itself, forcing the adventurers to untie it before use
  30. MORDRED
  31.  
  32. the party is supposed to be gone for a month
  33. they get rations to last them that long
  34. one of the party members ends up exactly one day short
  35. MORDRED
  36.  
  37. he stops them on the road but says nothing
  38. they ask what the hell is he doing
  39. he said he already did it
  40. they ask what?
  41. he says they have to figure it out
  42. "ITS DIABOLICAL" *pomf*
  43. he actually just inconvenienced them by making them figure out the inconvienence he supposedly did
  44.  
  45. they try to eat some bread in the morning
  46. it all has bite marks in it
  47. MORDRED!
  48.  
  49. bard asks for coffee
  50. no coffee in entire village
  51. the fuck?
  52. somebody bought it all last night, only tea left in town
  53. MORDRED THAT MONSTER!!!
  54.  
  55. >somebody buys the party food, wishes to remain anonymous
  56. >check for poison
  57. >its clean
  58. >they eat it
  59. >Mordred reveals himself
  60. >"that was made with week old shellfish!!!"
  61. >"ENJOY YOUR STOMACH CRAMPS!"
  62. >laughter *pomf*
  63. >they all get the shits for 24 hours if they fail heal checks
  64. MORDRED THAT ASSHOLE
  65.  
  66. party comes upon a road sign
  67. the signs have been switched or the distances changed
  68. MORDRED
  69.  
  70. party finds only decent campsite in scary woods
  71. lay out bedrolls
  72. lay down
  73. its bumpy as shit
  74. they look closer
  75. hundreds of medium sized stones buried inches into the ground all over the campsite
  76. UNCOMFORTABLE IS IT NOT?! MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAH *pomf*
  77.  
  78. >party nearing town
  79. > lone booth on road
  80. >man inside says its a toll road, everybody has to pay 2 silver to pass
  81. >since when was this a toll road?
  82. >since last week, man answers
  83. >city council decided on it unanimously, something about profit streams for some city park project
  84. >suddenly a wild mordred appears from behind a boulder
  85. >AND CAN YOU FATHOM A GUESS AS TO WHO PROPOSED THE IDEA TO THE COUNCIL?
  86. >YOU HAVE TO OBEY IT AS IT IS THE LAW OF THIS LAND OR ELSE FACE.... A FINE AND POSSIBLE COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!!
  87. MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  88.  
  89. fucking Mordred
  90.  
  91. also, and I am iffy on this (even if it is a silly level zero quest), the final defeat of Mordred yields no rewards of actual value. just some trinkets and other cheap or mildly but not supremely useful stuff.
  92. inconvenient isnt it?
  93.  
  94. No, it should be gear enchanted to be slightly heavier than normal.
  95. YOU LOST MY SWORD? TRY ACCIDENTALLY SWINGING TOO MUCH FOR FIVE MINUTES!
  96. MUAHAHAHA
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