Bright 1800

Item #: SCP-1800

//You got it right here, how come it isn't right in the title?//

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
Due to its nature, SCP-1800 is impossible to contain, however, its current position should be monitored at all times, and any unusual activity is to be cause for the evacuation of any population center within 200 Km of its current location.

//NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! *starts rolling up the newspaper* We are Special CONTAINMENT Procedures/Protocols. That means, the most important part of your article is how we CONTAIN this shit.//

At present, SCP-1800 is located somewhere in [REDACTED] and is currently moving ██ km/h with a heading of ██

//Why, the FUCK, would you redact its location? and how fast it moves? That shit seems pretty important, yo.//

Description:
Due to the nature of SCP-1800, it is impossible to directly view, however, signs that it may be present include zones of lower ambient air pressure, dark spots in satellite imagery, and lower ambient temperatures.

//So, basically, it can be seen by what it obscures, right? Enh.//

SCP-1800 is a being described as being made of “pure nothingness”, absorbing all light, noise, and energy within a variable radius estimated to be between [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], any matter that comes in to contact with the central component of SCP-1800 simply vanishes, the ultimate fate of matter that comes in to contact with SCP-1800’s central mass is currently unknown, any GPS locators are lost the moment they come in to contact with SCP-1800. To date, an estimated ████ kg of matter has been lost this way.

//Pure, Nothingness? Oh my god, this is an orb of annihilation, isn't it? ISN'T IT? Also, again, the SIZE of the thing is a pretty damned important feature. Also, the term 'Pure Nothingness' just doesn't sound scientific.//

Should an organism come in to contact with SCP-1800, it is erased from history, any mentions of it in written text vanish, and any memories featuring it are altered to no longer contain it. This history altering effect has been shown to work on video and audio recordings as well. [Researcher Note: How the hell do we know this?]

//EVEN THE RESEARCHER YOU WROTE INTO THE ARTICLE IS TELLING YOU HOW STUPID THIS IS!//

D-Class Personnel who have come in to contact with SCP-1800’s central mass have vanished, and any records pertaining to them were found to have been edited to no longer contain any mention of them.

//HOW THE FUCK DO WE KNOW THEY WENT IN, IF ALL OUR MEMORIES AND NOTES WERE ALTERED?//

Due to SCP-1800’s variable size and inherent incredibly destructive nature, it poses a significant threat to all life on earth, and should constantly be considered a potential XK-Class End-Of-The-World Scenario, should SCP-1800 be found to be increasing in size at an alarming rate, experimental Keter containment procedure 1800-Omega is to be enacted [Refer to document 1800-Omega for further details]

//…What. The. Fuck. I just… I just cannot comprehend… It's like you went out of your way to create the absolute most powerful SCP, the one we absolutely could not stop. THAT DOESN'T MAKE A GOOD SCP! You know what? F this. Shouty Bright, out.//