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- Jay Clark Quotes
- "Practice safe interfacing."
- "It's a cluster fuck in here."
- "I'm the guy who always changed the root passwood."
- "Trust me, I work for the government."
- "Nick... Bryan... is there a Nick in here?"
- "Instead of allowing an exception through his firewall, he just dropped his pants."
- "Is there porn on the internet?"
- "You learned about that in what, fifth grade, right? Spawning?"
- "We can't talk about religion, it's a public school. No wait- let's talk about God - Yaweh."
- "Hey guys, we haven't met for a while. Has anyone tried heroin yet?"
- "Falling on the Floor 4"
- "Damn that turkey."
- "I know 64 ways to kill a process."
- "It's an art day."
- "Fresh Prince - it never goes away, it's funny forever."
- "We've gotta bring out the big guns... we need to Gunzip it."
- "Did you go to Spencers' with Jeremy, B-lak-eh?"
- "I met a girl this weekend that couldn't pronounce 'ng'. She kept saying 'Lets han out.' What? 'You know, han out.'"
- "Linux is so stable that you never need to back it up."
- "Rackmounted servers look sturdy but if you put a 300 pound dumbass on it it'll break."
- "Optical media disappears after time. They're also really fun to microwave."
- "I'm gonna go next door and the DVD rack will be empty and the microwave will be on fire."
- "Everyone knows what the rule of thumb is, right? You can only beat your wife with a stick no wider than the width of your thumb."
- "-f means have fun while compressing the archive."
- "What is -r? Really really do it?"
- "That's what a tarball is - everythings just crushed together... like the death star... thing."
- "Why do donuts have holes in the center? So cops can have 10 and still drive."
- "So over the weekend our dog got into the oreo snack bags. Wrappers everywhere. He's either going to die happy or shit everywhere."
- "Oh good, it worked. Next I was going to waterboard everybody."
- "So... compress. Nothing too special about it, it's just putting 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."
- "Is Bailey here? How do you load paper when it already has paper?"
- "Shaving Ryan's Privates? What kind of movies do you watch?"
- "It'll turn your life around 360 degrees!"
- "Doesn't Dr. Pepper have olive oil in it or something?"
- "Don't make me come back there, Wakowski!"
- > What'd you have for breakfast this morning?
- "Heroin."
- "Back it up, back it in."
- > Kyle: Cows have udders.
- "And bulls only have one."
- > Christina: We need a switch U and F.
- "I'm going to do FU because it's more fun. We're putting the FU back in FUN."
- "It's like just in case I want to cut myself I have some porcelain to help me out."
- > Aaron: Well, according to linuxquestions.org...
- "You should go into politics qualifying your answers like that - 'According to a guy I know who lives in Chicago...'"
- "I like wget, whoever wrote wget should get your money."
- "I didn't read the readme file, and after a while I started talking to Jesus and he told me to read it."
- "Always read the read me file to make sure that Tobi isn't a funny guy."
- > Me: You need to get a C compiler.
- [root@localhost mrtg-2.17.4]# get a c compuler.
- "Well, I hope you're happy Aaron, we've come full circle."
- "This is why guns are banned on the premesis."
- "FRESH PRINCE - I'll be here all week."
- "I wanted you to configure this manually so you'd have to feel the suffrage - that's right - no right to vote for you."
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