MLP Mini WG Greentext: Lyra Restaurant

WG Greentext for /mlp/ where Lyra opens a human-like food restaurant.

>Lyra Heartstrings decides to try to imitate human food and makes a small restaurant to promote her ideas.
>Ponies are fascinated by the strange but tasty human-like food.
>Within the months, half of pony Ville has at least doubled their weight.
> Some few ponies got so obsessed with the grassy food that they became small blobs, barely able to move around; waddling all over the place while sweating all day.
>Pegasus ponies seemed to be the ones that were able to stay in shape for a while thanks to the calories that flying burned
>However, after a few months passed, they became too heavy to fly
>The pegasi population became the fattest of all the races in the end


>A year later, the restaurant had to get a special unicorn delivery system to send the food directly to ponies houses since a lot of their clients couldn't leave their houses anymore.
>Luna and Celestia became concerned by the health of the ponies of ponyville, and decided to check the place themselves to investigate
>Fast forward a year later, and Lyra's Human delicacies restaurants had expanded through all of Equestria approved by their now massive princesses
>It became the norm to be fat.
>Certain ponies were able to become famous, namely a unicorn named red ribbon and a purple pony named Calorie, who were considered experts at helping ponies reach a beautiful body
>Nopony knew how but if you wanted to be fat and didn't want to try for months, you went to those two.
>Luna got herself a personal guard named Astr0 who accompanied her everywhere and helped her to keep her royal figure.
>And everypony lived fat forever after