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Big Nose's Return

Nov 13th, 2015
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  1. Alexithymiaa: -Bryan sat in one of the booths, a bottle of beer placed down on the table in front of him as his eyes focused on the single man standing on the stage with an acoustic guitar strapped to the front of him, strumming away while he sang halfway decently. Bryan slowly lifted the beer up to his lips, taking a long drink as he watched the male before setting the beer down and turning to glance across the crowd who seemed to be intently watching his performance.-
  2. Tsaaq: Remy stepped into Beer Goggles, going straight to the bar and ordered a jager bomb before just getting a rum and coke to take to a booth or whatever. He looked at the stage and saw the lack of awful singers and shrugged, downing his first drink then going over to Bryan, not bothering to wave. "Yo." He greeted him then sipped his drink.
  3. Alexithymiaa: -Bryan lifted his eyes to look at Remy, sending him a quick nod. "Hey. I don't know what happened, but they found people who suck less than normal. There's been three in a row so far. It's like the fuckin' apocolaypse." He smirked, taking another sip of his beer and leaning back in the booth.-
  4. Tsaaq: "Hey, maybe they actually have some requirements before people drunkenly get up there." He nodded towards the stage and took a seat, exhaling loudly. "But hey, if it's the apocalypse I am not protesting. The world sort needs to end, or at least have something like that happen. Just shift our stupid culture into some type of post-apocalyptic shit with eye patches and sawed off shot guns." He rambled then glanced at his drink, deciding to put it down.
  5. Alexithymiaa: "You watch too much tv. And not even the good kind you should be binge watching. You watch the shitty kind that's on at three am because it's the cheapest to run it then since they can't get primetime advertising investors." He took another swig of his beer, watching the man on stage. "But personal experience and the history here tells me for a fuckin' fact that they just let any drunken idiot on the stage, so that can't be it."-
  6. Tsaaq: Remy rolled his eyes at Bryan. "Or maybe I read books that are set in a post-apocalyptic setting dumbass, and just maybe I'm taking a literature class about books and their use of dystopian societies so I'm generally interested in it." He retorted before trying to push Bryan's beer out of his hands. "I don't watch TV, I watch netflix so please do everyone a favor and slit your throat."
  7. Musik: -Aubrey climbed o ut of her car, pushing the door closed. She locked the doors and walked up to the building stepping inside. She looked around, looking up at the man on the stage. She looked up to the bar, leaning her elbows against it smiling at the bartender.- "Can I get a Jack and Coke?" -She slid up onto the stool, crossing one leg over the other as she waited for her drink to be made.-
  8. Alexithymiaa: -Bryan let the bottle fall from his hands, shattering glass and spraying beer across the table. He blinked at the mess in front of him, slowly turning his head to look at Remy. "Are you done yet? Because now you can buy me a fuckin' new beer, you fuckin' douchebag."-
  9. Tsaaq: "Buy your own fucking beer, fag." Remy replied in a monotone, taking a long hearty gulp of his drink and slamming the empty glass on the table. He crossed his arms and kept his eyes on the guy on the stage now.
  10. Musik: -Aubrey slipped her hand around the glass bringing it up to take a drink. Setting it back down. She looked back over to the stage, chewing on her drink as she listened.- // -Brylie climbed out of her daddy's car, pushing her straight brow hair away from her face as she made her way into Beer Goggles. She made her way straight to the bar, climbing up onto a stool next to Aubrey but not realizing it was her because blue hair and stuff. She leaned her elbow against the counter.- "Can I get a Sex On the Beach?" -She asked before pulling her phone out, staring down at it.-
  11. Tsaaq: ((EW.))
  12. Musik: (Hahahahahahhahahahahah)
  13. Alexithymiaa: (I have a face)
  14. Alexithymiaa: "You're the fuckin' asshat who broke mine, you fuck. You buy it." He elbowed Remy in the side, watching the man exit the stage for a middle aged woman to take his place.-
  15. Tsaaq: Remy shifted from the elbow and groaned sliding away from Bryan. "I'm not buying shit. You're an asshole who suffers from word diarrhea, I don't see why I should have to buy you anything." He scoffed and rolled his eyes again.
  16. Musik: -Aubrey furrowed her brows hearing the familiar voice behind her. She spun around quickly, seeing Brylie's troll face.- "The fuck.." -She mumbled. She closed her eyes and shook her head before opening her eyes again.- "Well look what the fuckin' cat dragged in." // -Brylie turned her head to look at Aubrey, rolling her eyes.- "Aubrey. Awesome. Didn't even recognize you with......that color." // "What? Blue? Do you not know what color is on my head?" -Aubrey picked up her glass and chugged back the rest of it.- // "Well yeah. I see just fine.." -Brylie said spinning around to face her, eyeing her as she sat.- "You just look different is all. Have your hips grown?" -She asked cocking her head to the side.-
  17. Tsaaq: ((BIIIIITCH.))
  18. Alexithymiaa: -Bryan shook his head and shoved out of the booth up to his feet. "That's a pretty hypocritical thing to say considering you're you, and shit. But what the fuck ever. I'll replaced the beer you fucked up." He turned away from him and walked over to the bar, his shoulder bumping Brylie's back as he leaned over to shout over the music to the bartender. "Can I get another beer since that fuck is a fuck?"-
  19. Tsaaq: "It's not hypocritical at all because I tell the truth I don't just say shit because I think I'm smarter than everyone, so go and get raped and killed please." He shouted over Bryan, not even hearing the fact that he was getting up to get another beer.
  20. Musik: (That's not even nice Remy.)
  21. Tsaaq: ((He hasn't been nice what are you paying attention?))
  22. Musik: -Aubrey looked down at her hips, furrowing her brows.- "Maybe? So what? They're still better than your boney, nasty ass hips." -She said crossing her arms over her chest, seeing Bryan walk past Brylie, she dropped her eyes back ot her ugly face.- // "Please. No one's going to want you if you keep getting fat, Aubs. hasn't anyone told you that?" -She asked leaning forward when she felt the shoulder in her back. She spun around and furrowed her brows.- "Can you watch it?" -She rolled her eyes dramatically when she saw Bryan's face.- "Oh goody, it's you."
  23. Alexithymiaa: -He reached for the beer from the bartender, turning as he spoke. "Oh, sor-" He cut his words when he looked into Brylie's face, narrowing his eyes. "Nevermind...." He intentionally bumped her as he walked by her, moving over to stand beside Aubrey and taking a sip of his beer. "Hey Munchkin."-
  24. Tsaaq: Remy got up from his seat and went over to Bryan for a moment, lifting his hand to smack the beer again but he'd noticed Brylie standing there. He looked between them and decided to smack her drink out of her hand instead then ordered a new drink for himself. "Hey Aubrey." Remy muttered.
  25. Musik: (LOL)
  26. Musik: -Aubre hugged her arms to her body, shifting uncomfortably.- "Well good thing I'm not getting fat, whore." -She tipped her head back to look at Bryan, clearly annoyed with life.- "Hi.." -She looked at Remy as he knocked Brylie's drink out of her hand, letting out a laugh.- "Hi Rem." // -Brylie knocked forward again when he bumped into her.- "She rolled her eyes.- "Whatever." -She flinched when Remy knocked the drink out of her hand. She jumped up off the stool, glaring at Remy.- "What the hell, Remy! What did i ever do to you!?"
  27. Alexithymiaa: -Bryan smirked when Remy knocked her drink out of her hand, taking a sip of his own beer. "I knew this bar had the faintest smell of seafood. I thought Bud was classing up his menu. I didn't realize you came in." He spat at Brylie, his eyes dropping down over Aubrey. "You look hot."-
  28. Tsaaq: He stared blankly at Brylie. "I don't know. What did you ever do to me?" Remy shrugged his shoulders. "Well to be quite frank I hate you." He said to her in a deadpan voice. "I hate your giant nose, that doesn't fit the rest of your stupid face. I hate your stupid tan. I hate your tits that barely exist and I haaaatte your ass that definitely doesn't exist. Your voice-which is like scraping glass in my ears- and the fact that you stayed with the guy who unabashed fucked my barely legal sister then blamed her. But that's just scraping the surface." He ranted as he took his drink and sipped it.
  29. Musik: (HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH)
  30. Musik: "Thanks.." -Aubrey grumbled and chugged back her drink and slammed it down onto the counter.- "Everyone hates you, Brylie! Why do you think NO ONE cared when you up and left?!" -She shoved passed her and walked towards the door adjusting her shirt as she shoved it open.- // -Brylie stared at Bryan, then looked to Remy rolling her eyes.- "How is Justin cheating on me MY fault? It's not my fault he banged your sister." -She raised her hand to run over her nose.- "My nose is amazing!" -She watched Aubrey walk off, waving her hand at her.- "Have fun trying to fit through the door!"
  31. Alexithymiaa: -Bryan narrowed his eyes on Brylie's face, shaking his head. "You're lucky I'm at least twenty percent sure you're a woman." He slammed his beer down onto the beer and started after Aubrey, pushing the door open behind her. "Hey! Munchkin! Fuck her."-
  32. Tsaaq: Remy watched Aubrey leave then glanced at Brylie again. "It's totally your fault for sucking at sex or something I don't know what it was but it was your fault." He said quickly he slurped the rest of his drink then splashed it onto Brylie's not-boobs after she tried insult Aubrey again. "All those squawks about your fucking nose? I wrote them. IT WAS ME!" He yelled.
  33. Tsaaq: ((*confessions!))
  34. Musik: -Aubrey heard Bryan behind her, pulling her keys from her pocket.- "I'd rather not. She probably has aids or something." -She grumbled, knowing he didn't mean really but it's probably true. She got the car unlocking it and pulling the door open, turning to look at him.- "Are you going to the cabin?" // -Brylie looked at Bryan.- "I'm hundered percent sure I'm a woman!" -She looked at Remy.- "Wait, I don't suck in bed! Ask my new boyfriend. I'm totally amazng."
  35. Alexithymiaa: -Bryan stopped beside her car, rubbing his hand back through his hair. "Yeah. I can't be out here. This place fuckin' sucks. At least no one is around in the cabin."-
  36. Tsaaq: "GROSS!" He shouted in her face and scoffed, going into the bathroom. "I'm going to take a shit and take a picture of it then compare it to one of your selfies!" Remy called out as he closed the bathroom door.
  37. Musik: -She nodded.- "Everyone does suck. I'll meet you out there." -She pushed up to her feet pecking his lips quickly before climbing into her car, starting up the engine before pulling away.- // "You're disgusting!" -She shouted to him before gagging and climbing off her stool making her way out to her car.-
  38. Alexithymiaa: -Bryan nodded to Aubrey and turned to make his way over to his own car, unlocking the doors and dropping down inside to start the engine and peel off out of the lot.-
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