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  5. <utkanos> gweedo767,
  6. <Shadows`work> i really hate the people that add everyone to circles that google 'suggests'
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  9. <utkanos> CEnnis91|Cloud,
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  14. <helo> all of my contacts are from IRC, so it's hard to know if i actually know someone it suggests or not
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  18. <jcase> koush_, ping
  19. <koush_> jcase: yeah so
  20. <koush_> RM has ~2million users
  21. <koush_> RM starts up once a day
  22. <koush_> to check for updates and stuff
  23. <koush_> i put the PayPal.init in Application.onCreate
  24. <koush_> like their example
  25. <koush_> apparently, their new API, which i upgraded to a few weeks ago, put a network call in their PayPal.init
  26. <koush_> so, every hour on the top of the hour
  27. <koush_> thousands and thousands of clients were hitting their servers
  28. <jcase> lol their shit drops
  29. <jcase> how do they want to fix this? surely they expected something like this would happen
  30. <koush_> they called me up and were like "why is your app id being used from over a million IPs"?
  31. <koush_> "uh, cause its on a million phones man"
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  33. <jcase> actually called you?
  34. <koush_> i wanted to herp when he said that
  35. <jcase> lol
  36. <koush_> yeah
  37. <jcase> what was their response to that lol
  38. <koush_> they seemed confused
  39. <koush_> i think im the only one using their app i guess
  40. <koush_> api* rather
  41. <jcase> probably the one using it the most
  42. <koush_> yeah
  43. <koush_> then they told me that every hour they get like 6000 requests in the first minute
  44. <jcase> lol
  45. <jcase> how are they going to fix this
  46. <TimeTrav> thats gold
  47. <koush_> and asked me what code i had that would start up every hour
  48. <koush_> i was like, i dont do that
  49. <koush_> then i realized
  50. <koush_> oh, across a ton of users in different time zones, it may seem that way
  51. <koush_> jcase: i told them to take out the retarded network call on init :/
  52. <TimeTrav> its your personal ddos botnet
  53. <koush_> jcase: they did that this morning
  54. <koush_> but they cant test the new lib
  55. <TimeTrav> nobody would suspect a ddos from phones
  56. <koush_> until i stop DOSing them
  57. <jcase> lol
  58. <koush_> so they cant release
  59. <koush_> i told them i would patch it so it lightens some of the load, but it would take a month for most users to upgrade
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  61. <koush_> the engineers are actually fairly nice
  62. <koush_> when they first called, i thought they were about to tell me that my account was shut down adn they seized all my moeny from my paypal account
  63. <koush_> like they normally do
  64. <jcase> lol
  65. <jcase> i mean how do they not know
  66. <koush_> yeah'
  67. <jcase> how many clients are using their shit
  68. <koush_> pretty retarded
  69. <jcase> and what is the call used for
  70. <koush_> i dont think they anticipated any level of real usage/traffic
  71. <Shadows`work> koush_: i don't think they expected it at the top of every hour
  72. <Shadows`work> lol
  73. <koush_> yea that was a pretty funny phenomenon
  74. <jcase> "How i DDOS'd paypal and got away with it"
  75. <jcase> lol
  76. <koush_> haha
  77. <DeadRinga> Hahaha
  78. <koush_> the way they were talking though
  79. <koush_> i think the entire operation for their in app billing
  80. <koush_> is run on a single box
  81. <koush_> it was always "our server gets thousands of requests in the first minmute of an hour"
  82. <koush_> not "servers"
  83. <jcase> lol
  84. <helo> wow...
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