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  1. SHERIFF DOMESTIC 1: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
  2. [SONY PlayStation 1 startup intro plays, slightly glitchy at the end]
  3.  
  4. Davemension Presents
  5.  
  6. Sheriff Domestic
  7. PRESS A START
  8.  
  9. Pro Tip: Don’t forget to use your handcuffs!
  10.  
  11. Sheriff Domestic
  12.  
  13. Good morning, you are on your way to work on the first day!
  14.  
  15. But i think you’re missing something important...
  16.  
  17. Your indentity!
  18. So uh…
  19. What’s your name?
  20.  
  21. Your Name?
  22.  
  23. Dick Head Idiot Loser
  24. Pickle Chin Lettuce
  25. Daddy Cool Quad
  26. Toilet Bob
  27.  
  28. [“Bob” selected]
  29.  
  30. Sorry!
  31. That name is already taken!
  32.  
  33. [“Quad” selected]
  34.  
  35. Sorry!
  36. That name is already taken!
  37.  
  38. [“Lettuce” selected]
  39.  
  40. Sorry!
  41. That name is already taken!
  42.  
  43. [“Idiot Loser” selected]
  44.  
  45. Sorry!
  46. That name is already taken!
  47.  
  48. [“Your Name?” selected]
  49.  
  50. What the hell?
  51. That can’t be your name!
  52.  
  53. [“Dick Head” selected]
  54.  
  55. Ah! Your name is Dick Head!
  56.  
  57. Pro Tip: Make sure to feed your pet starfish!
  58.  
  59. [Phone rings]
  60.  
  61. Hello!
  62. Welcome to Middle Dave!
  63.  
  64. I’ve brought you here to
  65. get rid of those cryminals!
  66.  
  67. Thanks, bye.
  68. I must continue
  69. eating the donuts
  70.  
  71. Pro Tip:
  72. You can move with the controller!
  73. Also, you can walk as well!
  74.  
  75. Game Disk
  76.  
  77. You Got Disk
  78.  
  79. You Got Disk
  80.  
  81. You Got Disk
  82.  
  83. You Got Disk
  84.  
  85. You Got Disk
  86.  
  87. You Got Disk
  88.  
  89. You Got Disk
  90.  
  91. You Got Disk
  92.  
  93. ???
  94.  
  95. ← BIR [scribbled out]
  96. Dirb? →
  97.  
  98. [Pause menu opened]
  99.  
  100. 0000007
  101.  
  102. Resume
  103. Settings
  104. Prisoners
  105. Quit Game
  106.  
  107. [Cut]
  108.  
  109. [Empty text box opens]
  110.  
  111. [Cut]
  112.  
  113.  
  114.  
  115. SHERIFF DOMESTIC 2: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
  116. Davemension Presents
  117.  
  118. Sheriff Domestic
  119. PRESS A START
  120.  
  121. File A
  122.  
  123. Dick Head
  124.  
  125. Disks
  126. 00000007
  127.  
  128. File B
  129.  
  130. No
  131. Data
  132.  
  133. File C
  134.  
  135. No
  136. Data
  137.  
  138. [File A selected]
  139.  
  140. Pro Tip: Don’t forget to eat breakfast tomatoes
  141.  
  142. [Pause menu opened]
  143.  
  144. [Prisoners selected]
  145.  
  146. Press A Triangle to Go Back
  147.  
  148. [Pause menu closed]
  149.  
  150. CATCH BIRD
  151. WITH
  152. NET!!! [with some letters backwards]
  153.  
  154. Pro Tip: I’m out of here
  155.  
  156. Pro Tip:
  157.  
  158. [Cut]
  159.  
  160. [Glitchy cut or simply a glitch]
  161.  
  162. [Cut]
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  190.  
  191.  
  192. SHERIFF DOMESTIC 3: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
  193. Sheriff Domestic
  194. PRESS A START
  195.  
  196. Pro Tip: Only use your gun for self defence
  197.  
  198. Retract
  199. Mode
  200.  
  201. Sorry! You need to collect 50
  202. Game Disks in order to open this
  203. door.
  204.  
  205. [Cut]
  206.  
  207. Pro Tip: Don’t forget to use the powerups!
  208.  
  209. Sheriff Domestic
  210. PRESS A START
  211.  
  212. File A
  213.  
  214. Dick Head
  215.  
  216. Disks
  217. 00000007
  218.  
  219. File B
  220.  
  221. No
  222. Data
  223.  
  224. File C
  225.  
  226. No
  227. Data
  228.  
  229. [File A selected]
  230. SHERIFF DOMESTIC 4: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
  231. caetla ver.0.34 (c) 1997–99 K–comm.
  232.  
  233. Game Start
  234. Game Stgart with PAR/GameShark
  235. Cheat Code
  236. Memory Card Manager
  237. Frame Buffer Viewer
  238. CD–ROM
  239. Configuration
  240.  
  241. [Illegible]
  242.  
  243. Daveeeeeee [glitched]
  244.  
  245. Welcome to hell, cheater.
  246.  
  247. [Minesweeper plays out]
  248.  
  249. [Mine explodes]
  250.  
  251. [Cut]
  252.  
  253. Welcome to hell, cheater.
  254.  
  255. [Minesweeper plays out]
  256.  
  257. [Mine explodes]
  258.  
  259. [Cut]
  260.  
  261. Welcome to hell, cheater.
  262.  
  263. [Minesweeper plays out]
  264.  
  265. [Time runs out]
  266.  
  267.  
  268. you failed.
  269. boo.
  270.  
  271. [Cut]
  272.  
  273. [Minesweeper plays out]
  274.  
  275. [Minesweeper completed]
  276.  
  277. [CENSORED]
  278.  
  279. Congratulations!
  280. You’ve wasted your time!
  281.  
  282. [Same textbox appears an additional five times]
  283.  
  284. [Cut]
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  307. SHERIFF DOMESTIC 5: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
  308. [“Guardian” disappears]
  309.  
  310. Davemens [glitchy] Presents
  311.  
  312. Sherif Domestic
  313. PRESS A STAR [cut off]
  314.  
  315. [Cut]
  316.  
  317. [SONY PlayStation 1 startup intro plays, slowed down]
  318.  
  319. [Cut]
  320.  
  321. Few days later
  322.  
  323. [Cut]
  324.  
  325. [SONY PlayStation 1 startup intro plays]
  326.  
  327. Davemension Presents
  328.  
  329. Sheriff Domestic
  330. PRESS A START
  331.  
  332. The save files are being deleted
  333. due to a corruption or damage.
  334.  
  335. Retract
  336. Mode
  337.  
  338. Pro Tip:
  339. You can move with the controller!
  340. Also, you can walk as well!
  341.  
  342. [Cut]
  343.  
  344.  
  345. h
  346.  
  347. Dave’s City
  348.  
  349. Dave
  350.  
  351. Dave’s City
  352.  
  353. Gun
  354.  
  355. Listen to me, im the gun speaking
  356. you’ll have to schüt him.
  357.  
  358. [Gunshot]
  359.  
  360. nice,
  361. i am the gun, i schüt bulleeet.
  362.  
  363. [Cut]
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  383.  
  384. SHERIFF DOMESTIC 6: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
  385. [Empty text box]
  386.  
  387. Shadow Monster Character: AAH!
  388.  
  389. [Cut]
  390.  
  391. Sheriff Domestic
  392. PRESS A START
  393.  
  394. Narrator: Got the microphone.
  395.  
  396. File A
  397.  
  398. Dick Head
  399.  
  400. Disks
  401. 00000012
  402.  
  403. File B
  404.  
  405. No
  406. Data
  407.  
  408. File C
  409.  
  410. No
  411. Data
  412.  
  413. [File A selected]
  414.  
  415. Pro Tip: You can also eat donuts
  416.  
  417. Narrator: Yeah.
  418.  
  419. Narrator: N-now I just have a microphone.
  420.  
  421.  
  422. Narrator: Alright, so, like, I’m gonna do, like, a new experiment today. So if you remember in one of the previous videos, like, there was, like, a little weird recording of some sort. It’s... like a character, walked through the w-... mirror, it looks like. Oh, yeah, um...
  423.  
  424. Pro Tip:
  425. Mirrors aren’t always solid...
  426.  
  427. Narrator: I’ll show you the signs first.
  428.  
  429. Pro Tip:
  430. Tools are always handy,
  431. try to find one if you can!
  432.  
  433. Narrator: Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that, like, I actually had to go and collect all the disks in this room. Took me a while, but... I think I got all of them.
  434.  
  435. Narrator: Oh, I haven’t seen this before. Um... I could’ve sworn the room looked a little smaller. Let’s see...
  436.  
  437. Arrest
  438.  
  439. Narrator: Oh, look, it’s mad now. Gotta use the net. It’s running!
  440.  
  441. Arrest
  442.  
  443. Narrator: Since I’ve collected all the disks, this door should...
  444.  
  445. Sorry! You need to collect 50
  446. Game Disks in order to open this
  447. door.
  448.  
  449. [Cut]
  450.  
  451.  
  452. SHERIFF DOMESTIC 7: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
  453. Varmin: Oh no! Aaah! AAAAAH!
  454.  
  455. [Cut]
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  488.  
  489.  
  490. SHERIFF DOMESTIC 8: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
  491. Davemension Presents
  492.  
  493. Dave, the thing you’re holding
  494. isn’t a toy.
  495.  
  496. What are you talking about?
  497. he’s my best friend.
  498.  
  499. Alright, if i catch you brushing
  500. your teeth with that time...
  501.  
  502. YOU CANT STOP ME
  503.  
  504. WAIT [glitchy]
  505.  
  506. SOFTWARE TERMINATED
  507. CONSOEL MAY HAVE BEEN MODIFIED
  508. CALL 1-[CENSORED]
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  528. SHERIFF DOMESTIC 9: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
  529. Press A Triangle to Go Back
  530.  
  531. [Pause menu closed]
  532.  
  533. [CENSORED, possibly]
  534.  
  535. Pro Tip: the end is never the end is enver the end i [cut off]
  536.  
  537. Press a Start to go back
  538.  
  539. Home
  540. About Us?
  541. Why Us?
  542. Info
  543. Buy
  544.  
  545. Sheriff Domestic!
  546.  
  547. get even more content
  548. in the full version of sher
  549. sheriff domestic! go at to
  550. your local grocer shop and
  551. purchase it now! best deal
  552. 20 dollars f
  553. cool
  554.  
  555. YOW!
  556. that a game
  557.  
  558. ???
  559.  
  560. Do not look
  561.  
  562. Sheriff Domestic Special Edition
  563. Demo has been revealed!
  564.  
  565.  
  566. What
  567. are
  568. you
  569. doing
  570. here?
  571.  
  572. Hello
  573.  
  574. It’s been an honor to still exist
  575. making video games to just get
  576. those dollars just to make discs
  577. and discs and discs and discs
  578. and discs more discs everywhere
  579. discs discs discs discs yes, making
  580. copies copies copies yeah yeah
  581. money money money money
  582. money money money
  583.  
  584. We are good at that
  585.  
  586. BUY OUR GAMEE E
  587.  
  588. Subscribe to the website for more information!
  589.  
  590. Email: [Box]
  591. Name: [Box]
  592.  
  593. OK
  594.  
  595. 1999
  596.  
  597. Select A game!
  598.  
  599. Operation Steal Disk 5
  600.  
  601. Operation Steal Disk 5
  602.  
  603. Press A Start
  604.  
  605. game disk
  606.  
  607. Ope Ope
  608.  
  609. game disk
  610. Ope Ope Ope
  611.  
  612. Ope Ope Ope Ope
  613. game disk [x7]
  614.  
  615. game disk [in shape of capital F]
  616.  
  617. game disk [in shape of capital U]
  618.  
  619. game disk [in shape of capital C]
  620.  
  621. game disk [in shape of capital K]
  622.  
  623. Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope
  624.  
  625. [More “Ope”s]
  626.  
  627. [Cut]
  628.  
  629. [Cut]
  630.  
  631. Dave’s City
  632.  
  633. [Cut]
  634.  
  635. Your Name?
  636.  
  637. Dick Head Idiot Loser
  638. Pickle Chin Lettuce
  639. Daddy Cool Quad
  640. Toilet Bob
  641.  
  642. [“Bob” selected]
  643.  
  644. Sorry!
  645. That name is already taken!
  646.  
  647. [“Bob” selected]
  648.  
  649. Sorry!
  650. That name is already taken!
  651.  
  652. [Cut]
  653.  
  654. [“Bob” selected]
  655.  
  656. Sorry!
  657. That name is already taken!
  658.  
  659. [“Bob” selected]
  660.  
  661. Sorry!
  662. That name is already taken!
  663.  
  664. [“Bob” selected]
  665.  
  666. Sorry!
  667. That name is already taken!
  668.  
  669. [“Bob” selected]
  670.  
  671. Sorry!
  672. That name is already taken!
  673.  
  674. [“Bob” selected]
  675.  
  676. Sorry!
  677. That name is already taken!
  678.  
  679. [“Bob” selected]
  680.  
  681. Sorry!
  682. That name is already taken!
  683.  
  684. [“Bob” selected]
  685.  
  686. Sorry!
  687. That name is already taken!
  688.  
  689. [“Bob” selected]
  690.  
  691. Sorry!
  692. That name is already taken!
  693.  
  694. Dave City
  695.  
  696. [“Bob” selected]
  697.  
  698. Sorry!
  699. That name is already taken!
  700.  
  701. [“Bob” selected]
  702.  
  703. Sorry!
  704. That name is already taken!
  705.  
  706. [“Bob” selected]
  707.  
  708. Sorry!
  709. That name is already taken!
  710.  
  711. [“Bob” selected three times]
  712.  
  713. [“Bob” selected]
  714.  
  715. Sorry!
  716. That name is already taken!
  717.  
  718. [“Bob” selected]
  719.  
  720. Sorry!
  721. That name is already taken!
  722.  
  723. Pro Tip: did you bring a flashlight?
  724.  
  725. Sorry!
  726. That name is already taken!
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  760.  
  761. SHERIFF DOMESTIC 10: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
  762. Sheriff Domestic
  763. PRESS A START
  764.  
  765. File A
  766.  
  767. Dick Head
  768.  
  769. Disks
  770. 00000016
  771.  
  772. File B
  773.  
  774. No
  775. Data
  776.  
  777. File C
  778.  
  779. No
  780. Data
  781.  
  782. [File B selected]
  783.  
  784. Pro Tip: Don’t forget to use your handcuffs!
  785.  
  786. Sheriff Domestic
  787.  
  788. Good morning, you are on your way to work on the first day!
  789.  
  790. But i think you’re missing something important...
  791.  
  792. Your indentity!
  793. So uh...
  794. What’s your name?
  795.  
  796. Your Name?
  797.  
  798.  
  799. Dick Head Idiot Loser
  800. Pickle Chin Lettuce
  801. Daddy Cool Quad
  802. Toilet
  803.  
  804. [Cut]
  805.  
  806. Retract
  807. Mode
  808.  
  809. X: 2.7
  810. Y: 0.7
  811. Z: 0.1
  812.  
  813. [X goes up to 7.7, then back to 3.7]
  814.  
  815. [Y goes to -4.3, then -87.5]
  816.  
  817. [Cut]
  818.  
  819. [“Pickle Chin” selected]
  820.  
  821. Ah! Your name is ……………
  822.  
  823. Pickle Chin has been summoned.
  824. But... I don’t know where he is...
  825. Where could he be?
  826.  
  827. Did you at least bring some light?
  828. It may be very handy in this type
  829. of situation.
  830.  
  831.  
  832. Ah, it’s nice to know you’re still
  833. ok here.
  834.  
  835. Pickle Chin, we need your help.
  836. Dave still has the gun. He still has
  837. it. He still hast it. He has it still.
  838.  
  839. Become free!
  840. Stop both Dave and the gun!
  841.  
  842. LOSER
  843.  
  844. Pro Tip: If you want to start the game, start XBOX
  845.  
  846. Camera
  847.  
  848. Use the Dpad to stir the platform
  849.  
  850. Hello!
  851. Huh? You’re looking for the blue
  852. disc?
  853.  
  854. Sorry to disappoint.
  855. I’m not really the blue disc
  856. you’re looking for.
  857.  
  858. If you want, I could try helping
  859. you out finding the 3 discs....
  860. together!
  861.  
  862. Anyways my name is Song!
  863.  
  864. Don’t laugh, it’s not a joke!1
  865.  
  866. Friend!
  867.  
  868. DO
  869. RAP
  870.  
  871. Unknown Voice: Gun, gun, bullet. No, no, no, bullet gun. Yeah, gun bullet. Bullet in gun, yeah. Gun, yea h. Gun bullet. Bullet, bullet. In gun. Bullet in the gun. Gun in the bullet. Bullet, I–, uh–
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