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- >Winter.
- >Dry, powdery snow all around.
- >See fluffy ponies playing in snow.
- >Citizens of your town feed stray fluffies.
- >Fluffies don't spend as much time foraging as most strays.
- >Extra time is spent on playing.
- >Blue & white fluffy tumbles onto icy sidewalk.
- >Slides out of control.
- >Slides onto frozen puddle.
- >Ice breaks.
- >Shocker; fluffy pony does not drown.
- >Puddle is only inches deep...ice prevents fluffy face from going in.
- >Fluffy pony is puzzled at first.
- >Until ice cold water soaks through fluff.
- >Icy water hits belly & legs.
- >Fluffy pony begins crying and struggling.
- >"Owwwieee, owwwiieee! Wawer cowd! Owww! Pwease hewp!"
- >Can not escape ice.
- >Gently lift fluffy pony out of trouble.
- >Fluffy is shivering all over.
- >Feeling generous today.
- "Hey buddy, you better come inside my house until you dry off and warm up."
- >Looks up at you with big teary eyes.
- >"Make fwuffy wawm?"
- >Before you can answer, feel something bump your heel.
- >Three fluffy ponies are head butting you.
- >You're under attack.
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- >One speaks up; "Hooman munster give fwuffy back!"
- >Normally a fluffy pony making demands of a human deserves immediate painful death.
- >Like I said...you're feeling generous today.
- "I think this fluffy pony ought to come with me and get dry."
- >"No! Hooman munster wan' take fwuffy away!"
- "He'll be back, he just needs to get dry and warm up or he'll get sick."
- >Spokespony stamps her hooves in anger. "No! Gif fwuffy back! Am smawty-fwiend! Am take cawe of fwuffy hewd!"
- >Herd? There's only 4 of them, counting the one you're holding.
- "You choose; do you want to come warm up, or stay with your 'herd'?"
- >Fluffy pony obviously wants to get warm.
- >Fluffy pony is obviously scared of "smarty-friend".
- >Fluffy in your arms looks down at friends.
- >"Pwease fwuffy can go wif Mistew? Fwuffy get wawm?"
- >Leader snorts angrily. "No! You go 'way you no good fwuffy!"
- >Sad voiced, he answers "Fwuffy stay wif herd."
- >okay.jpg
- >You put him down, herd scampers away.
- >Snow sticking to wet underbelly of one.
- Later...
- >You see the "herd" poking a dead fluffy pony with their noses.
- >"Why fwuffy no wake up?"
- >It's the one from earlier, dead from hypothermia.
- >Stupid goddamn fluffy ponies.
- >Fuck it...you tried.
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