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Fluffy in a Puddle

May 4th, 2012
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  2. >Winter.
  3. >Dry, powdery snow all around.
  4. >See fluffy ponies playing in snow.
  5. >Citizens of your town feed stray fluffies.
  6. >Fluffies don't spend as much time foraging as most strays.
  7. >Extra time is spent on playing.
  8. >Blue & white fluffy tumbles onto icy sidewalk.
  9. >Slides out of control.
  10. >Slides onto frozen puddle.
  11. >Ice breaks.
  12. >Shocker; fluffy pony does not drown.
  13. >Puddle is only inches deep...ice prevents fluffy face from going in.
  14. >Fluffy pony is puzzled at first.
  15. >Until ice cold water soaks through fluff.
  16. >Icy water hits belly & legs.
  17. >Fluffy pony begins crying and struggling.
  18. >"Owwwieee, owwwiieee! Wawer cowd! Owww! Pwease hewp!"
  19. >Can not escape ice.
  20. >Gently lift fluffy pony out of trouble.
  21. >Fluffy is shivering all over.
  22. >Feeling generous today.
  23. "Hey buddy, you better come inside my house until you dry off and warm up."
  24. >Looks up at you with big teary eyes.
  25. >"Make fwuffy wawm?"
  26. >Before you can answer, feel something bump your heel.
  27. >Three fluffy ponies are head butting you.
  28. >You're under attack.
  29.  
  30. 2/2
  31. >One speaks up; "Hooman munster give fwuffy back!"
  32. >Normally a fluffy pony making demands of a human deserves immediate painful death.
  33. >Like I said...you're feeling generous today.
  34. "I think this fluffy pony ought to come with me and get dry."
  35. >"No! Hooman munster wan' take fwuffy away!"
  36. "He'll be back, he just needs to get dry and warm up or he'll get sick."
  37. >Spokespony stamps her hooves in anger. "No! Gif fwuffy back! Am smawty-fwiend! Am take cawe of fwuffy hewd!"
  38. >Herd? There's only 4 of them, counting the one you're holding.
  39. "You choose; do you want to come warm up, or stay with your 'herd'?"
  40. >Fluffy pony obviously wants to get warm.
  41. >Fluffy pony is obviously scared of "smarty-friend".
  42. >Fluffy in your arms looks down at friends.
  43. >"Pwease fwuffy can go wif Mistew? Fwuffy get wawm?"
  44. >Leader snorts angrily. "No! You go 'way you no good fwuffy!"
  45. >Sad voiced, he answers "Fwuffy stay wif herd."
  46. >okay.jpg
  47. >You put him down, herd scampers away.
  48. >Snow sticking to wet underbelly of one.
  49. Later...
  50. >You see the "herd" poking a dead fluffy pony with their noses.
  51. >"Why fwuffy no wake up?"
  52. >It's the one from earlier, dead from hypothermia.
  53. >Stupid goddamn fluffy ponies.
  54. >Fuck it...you tried.
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