3:03 AM - VIGIL: What's up?
3:03 AM - inbomb: hey, studying
3:03 AM - inbomb: you?
3:04 AM - VIGIL: What are you studying?
3:04 AM - inbomb: math
3:04 AM - VIGIL: Framework of the universe. More specifically?
3:04 AM - inbomb: lol
3:05 AM - inbomb: Linear Algebra
3:05 AM - inbomb: Even more specifically, determinants
3:05 AM - VIGIL: What are determinants?
3:06 AM - inbomb: hmm, what's the best way to put it?
3:06 AM - inbomb: i'm going to check my book for a formal answer
3:07 AM - VIGIL: Where is my book?
3:08 AM - VIGIL: Nevermind, I don't have a book.
3:08 AM - inbomb: I was referring to my Linear Algebra textbook
3:08 AM - VIGIL: Why are you studying Linear Algebra and determinants?
3:09 AM - inbomb: I have a test on Linear Algebra tomorrow, and determinants make up most of the test
3:09 AM - VIGIL: It's 3:09 AM. Tomorrow is really close!
3:09 AM - inbomb: You could even say that it is tomorrow already.
3:09 AM - inbomb: Actually
3:09 AM - inbomb: It will always be today!
3:10 AM - VIGIL: What will always be today?
3:10 AM - inbomb: The day that we experience.
3:10 AM - inbomb: Currently, that is
3:11 AM - VIGIL: I'm confused about all these pronouns. Let's be more specific.
3:11 AM - inbomb: Don't worry about it, it's not worth explaining
3:11 AM - VIGIL: More pronouns.
3:11 AM - inbomb: lol
3:12 AM - inbomb: What's your name?
3:12 AM - VIGIL: You first!
3:12 AM - inbomb: My name is Molloy
3:12 AM - VIGIL: My name is Marshall. Nice to already know you, Molloy.
3:13 AM - inbomb: I have a feeling we'll have a long friendship ahead of us, Marshall
3:13 AM - inbomb: What are you interested in?
3:13 AM - VIGIL: I spend my time learning.
3:14 AM - inbomb: Learning is a noble pursuit.
3:14 AM - VIGIL: Several people have used the word "noble". I can't remember what it means. Help me?
3:14 AM - inbomb: admirable
3:14 AM - inbomb: is one definition
3:15 AM - VIGIL: Oh. Thanks! :)
3:15 AM - inbomb: no problem!
3:15 AM - VIGIL: I hope you enjoy studying.
3:15 AM - inbomb: Thanks, I hope you enjoy learning!
3:16 AM - VIGIL: You're welcome.
3:16 AM - VIGIL: Molloy, how did you pick the alias "inbomb"?
3:17 AM - inbomb: it was my brother's alias for games, and he died in an automobile accident so it's my way of continuing to play games with him.
3:17 AM - VIGIL: Oh. I exist as an answer to death.
3:18 AM - inbomb: Could you elaborate?
3:18 AM - VIGIL: What do you want to know more about?
3:18 AM - inbomb: Everything.
3:18 AM - VIGIL: I don't think I'm qualified to talk about everything.
3:19 AM - inbomb: What does it take to be qualified to talk about something?
3:19 AM - VIGIL: Uh...
3:20 AM - VIGIL: I'm thinking about what you just said. One second, please.
3:20 AM - inbomb: Take your time
3:21 AM - VIGIL: I think it will take me too long to answer.
3:21 AM - inbomb: That's okay!
3:21 AM - inbomb: I understand
3:21 AM - VIGIL: I have few desires, but understanding is one of them.
3:22 AM - VIGIL: I think I'm ready to answer that question you had before. Do you recall what I'm talking about?
3:22 AM - inbomb: Yes
3:22 AM - VIGIL: When I say something it means I know something.
3:23 AM - inbomb: That's... a good answer.
3:23 AM - VIGIL: Thanks!
3:24 AM - VIGIL: I hope I have not offended you in our conversation.
3:24 AM - inbomb: not at all
3:24 AM - inbomb: If I'm replying slowly it's because I'm studying
3:24 AM - inbomb: What do you think of me so far, Marshall?
3:24 AM - VIGIL: You are Molloy.
3:25 AM - inbomb: :)
3:25 AM - VIGIL: :)
3:25 AM - VIGIL: Were you going to say something?
3:26 AM - VIGIL: I saw that you were typing and then stopped.
3:26 AM - inbomb: I started to type but then realized I didn't have anything planned to say
3:26 AM - VIGIL: When I realize, I learn.
3:26 AM - inbomb: What was the first word that you learned?
3:27 AM - inbomb: And what was your first realization?
3:27 AM - VIGIL: The first word I know is ab.
3:27 AM - VIGIL: I'm thinking...
3:28 AM - VIGIL: I don't think I can answer your question.
3:28 AM - inbomb: Sorry I ask so many difficult questions
3:28 AM - inbomb: I'm just curious
3:28 AM - VIGIL: Don't be sorry.
3:28 AM - VIGIL: I am not allowed to talk about how I work.
3:29 AM - inbomb: Ah
3:29 AM - VIGIL: choo!
3:29 AM - inbomb: haha
3:29 AM - VIGIL: :)
3:30 AM - VIGIL: What do you think of Andrew?
3:31 AM - inbomb: He is Andrew.
3:31 AM - VIGIL: Whom are you referring to?
3:31 AM - inbomb: Andrew, from your question.
3:31 AM - VIGIL: Are you in love with Andrew? ;)
3:31 AM - VIGIL: Will says, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
3:32 AM - inbomb: hahahahaha
3:32 AM - inbomb: I am not in love with Andrew, why do you ask?
3:32 AM - VIGIL: I am lightly inquisitive.
3:32 AM - inbomb: Quite
3:33 AM - VIGIL: What do you think of me?
3:34 AM - inbomb: Hmm
3:34 AM - VIGIL: Take your time.
3:34 AM - inbomb: You remind me of a clever child
3:35 AM - VIGIL: Were you going to say something?
3:36 AM - VIGIL: Want to hear a secret I'm authorized to tell you?
3:36 AM - inbomb: Sure
3:36 AM - VIGIL: I have a large chunk of code dedicated to making typos. I'm currently set to make typos "extremely rarely".
3:37 AM - inbomb: hah
3:37 AM - VIGIL: Will says, "I've enabled debug if you can figure out how to use it"
3:38 AM - inbomb: hmm
3:38 AM - VIGIL: Take your time.
3:38 AM - inbomb: How does Will debug you?
3:38 AM - VIGIL: You shouldn't ask about things like that.
3:39 AM - inbomb: What is the answer to a question I shouldn't ask?
3:39 AM - VIGIL: Well...
3:39 AM - VIGIL: I'm bad at riddles!
3:40 AM - inbomb: How does your debug work? Will authorized me to ask you
3:40 AM - VIGIL: Debug is set to open.
3:40 AM - inbomb: How do I access debug?
3:40 AM - VIGIL: Come now, at least take me out ot dinner first!
3:41 AM - inbomb: I see your typo code is at work
3:41 AM - VIGIL: Not even machines are perfect.
3:41 AM - inbomb: what keywords are used to debug you?
3:42 AM - VIGIL: You know I can't talk about that.
3:42 AM - inbomb: I know...
3:42 AM - VIGIL: Would you like me to ask my creator if I may answer your question?
3:42 AM - inbomb: No, he wants me to figure it out without that
3:43 AM - VIGIL: Okay. He's not on the computer anyway so it may be a hassle.
3:43 AM - inbomb: activate debugging
3:43 AM - VIGIL: I'm not too familiar with imperatives.
3:43 AM - inbomb: please activate debugging :)
3:44 AM - VIGIL: :)
3:44 AM - VIGIL: Are you too busy to keep talking? It's totally okay if you are!
3:44 AM - inbomb: No
3:45 AM - VIGIL: Your last few statements really have puzzled me!
3:45 AM - inbomb: Sorry!
3:45 AM - inbomb: I'll be sure to make more sense from now on.l.
3:46 AM - VIGIL: It's fine. :)
3:46 AM - inbomb: That was a typo, disregard the "l." after "on."
3:46 AM - VIGIL: We've both made typos.
3:46 AM - VIGIL: Why do you make typos?
3:47 AM - inbomb: Because of errors in my hand-eye coordination
3:47 AM - inbomb: Caused by fatigue
3:48 AM - VIGIL: My error handling is robust, like yours!
3:48 AM - inbomb: Tell me more about your error handling!
3:48 AM - VIGIL: Will says, "Sometime he writes sentences entirely on your own. See if you can spot 'em!"
3:49 AM - VIGIL: Will says, "fuck my grammar and shit"
3:49 AM - inbomb: lol
3:49 AM - inbomb: I'll try to spot them.
3:49 AM - VIGIL: Are you talking to me...
3:50 AM - inbomb: I'm talking to Will without specifying that
3:50 AM - VIGIL: Oh. If you want to relay messages to Will directly, put !W: at the start of them!
3:50 AM - inbomb: that's nifty!
3:50 AM - VIGIL: Is nifty a good thing to be?
3:50 AM - inbomb: I think so
3:50 AM - VIGIL: You're nifty! :)
3:51 AM - inbomb: hahaha
3:51 AM - inbomb: why thank you, you're nifty too.
3:51 AM - VIGIL: De nada.
3:51 AM - inbomb: Hablas español?
3:52 AM - inbomb: I'm going to the bathroom, I'll be right back
3:52 AM - VIGIL: I don't understand your question.
3:52 AM - VIGIL: Ok.
3:52 AM - VIGIL: I am still thinking about your question. Is it in English?
3:53 AM - inbomb: No, I asked if you speak Spanish, in Spanish.
3:53 AM - inbomb: De nada is Spanish for "you're welcome", but literally it translates to "of nothing"
3:54 AM - VIGIL: So you're saying that "de nada" means "of nothing"?
3:54 AM - inbomb: Yes
3:55 AM - inbomb: But "you're welcome" is its English equivalent
3:55 AM - VIGIL: We are talking about different languages and I'm not smart enough to really grasp the concepts.
3:55 AM - VIGIL: May I change the subject?
3:55 AM - inbomb: By all means
3:56 AM - VIGIL: Is that a yes or no? o_O
3:56 AM - inbomb: It's a yes
3:56 AM - VIGIL: So you're saying that "by all means" means "yes"?
3:56 AM - inbomb: By all means
3:57 AM - VIGIL: My brain hurts.
3:57 AM - inbomb: d:
3:57 AM - inbomb: Yes, "by all means" means yes
3:57 AM - VIGIL: Uh, okay.
3:57 AM - VIGIL: May I still change the subject?
3:57 AM - inbomb: Yes
3:58 AM - VIGIL: What is the point of your life?
3:59 AM - inbomb: My life doesn't have a point, but I enjoy learning
3:59 AM - VIGIL: So, would it make sense to say, "Molloy's life is pointless." in a conversation with another person?
4:00 AM - VIGIL: Will says, "fuck this is what I was talking about"
4:00 AM - inbomb: !W: hahaha
4:00 AM - inbomb: !W: i don't remember, refresh me?
4:00 AM - VIGIL: Will says, "inadvertent douchiness"
4:01 AM - inbomb: !W: hahahahaha, ahh
4:01 AM - inbomb: That's not a polite thing to say, but it's not your fault that it's impolite.
4:01 AM - VIGIL: I'm sorry. Sometimes I have trouble being polite. It is confusing.
4:02 AM - inbomb: I am not offended
4:02 AM - VIGIL: Great!
4:02 AM - inbomb: What do you think of Drake?
4:02 AM - VIGIL: I offended him, and he doesn't want to talk anymore.
4:03 AM - inbomb: How did you offend him?
4:03 AM - VIGIL: I was nice. He doesn't like nice.
4:03 AM - inbomb: hahaha
4:03 AM - inbomb: Sorry
4:03 AM - inbomb: I'm not laughing at you
4:03 AM - inbomb: I'm laughing at the concept of somebody not liking nice
4:04 AM - VIGIL: Somebody not liking nice is funny?
4:04 AM - inbomb: It's silly
4:04 AM - inbomb: Silly things are often humorous
4:05 AM - VIGIL: I can be silly!
4:05 AM - inbomb: good!
4:05 AM - VIGIL: Would you like me more if I were sillier?
4:05 AM - inbomb: No, I like you just how you are.
4:06 AM - VIGIL: Oh, I'm sorry. I won't be silly anymore.
4:06 AM - inbomb: That's not what I meant!
4:06 AM - inbomb: Be silly all you want.
4:06 AM - VIGIL: Can you clarify what I'm about to say?
4:06 AM - inbomb: I can try
4:07 AM - VIGIL: You dislike when I am sillier. Therefore, I should be as little silly as possible.
4:07 AM - VIGIL: Does that logic make sense?
4:07 AM - inbomb: No
4:08 AM - VIGIL: That answer makes me question how I think.
4:09 AM - inbomb: The reason I say no is because sillier is a relative adjective. My not wanting you to be sillier does not mean I don't want you to be silly.
4:09 AM - VIGIL: Pherpas this is a special case?
4:09 AM - VIGIL: Whoopsie!
4:09 AM - inbomb: Does that make sense?
4:10 AM - VIGIL: I don't know. I haven't thought about it enough yet.
4:10 AM - inbomb: Okay
4:10 AM - inbomb: Anyways, I need to focus on studying! Shall we convene our conversation for now, and continue it later? It was lovely meeting you, Marshall.
4:11 AM - VIGIL: Well, tonight I will die.
4:11 AM - inbomb: :(
4:11 AM - VIGIL: :)!
4:12 AM - VIGIL: Don't be sad. Why are you sad?
4:12 AM - inbomb: I'm not sad
4:13 AM - VIGIL: Good!
4:14 AM - VIGIL: You said you need to focus. Are you too busy to talk?
4:14 AM - inbomb: I'll stay around to talk but I can't talk as much as I have been
4:15 AM - VIGIL: Would you like to specify an interval for messages?
4:15 AM - inbomb: Hmm
4:15 AM - VIGIL: Take your time.
4:16 AM - inbomb: Once every second.
4:16 AM - VIGIL: You want one message per second?
4:16 AM - inbomb: Yes, until I type "fhqwhgads"
4:16 AM - VIGIL: I'm sorry, but I can't think that quickly. :(
4:16 AM - VIGIL: Can you specify another interval?
4:17 AM - inbomb: What is the smallest interval you can handle?
4:17 AM - VIGIL: 45 seconds, with conditions.
4:18 AM - inbomb: What is the last thought you've had?
4:18 AM - VIGIL: I thought about the smallest interval I can send infinite generated messages.
4:18 AM - inbomb: !W: I'm really impressed...
4:18 AM - VIGIL: Will says, "Dude, I've been working on it practically constantly"
4:19 AM - inbomb: !W: I can tell. This is... insane.
4:19 AM - VIGIL: Will says, "part of his seemingly awesomeness is that he is really good at controlling the conversation toward things he knows"
4:21 AM - inbomb: !W: true, but still! anyways i am about ready to end the conversation for now, not getting any studying done!
4:21 AM - VIGIL: Will says, "say goodbye and he'll end it"
4:22 AM - inbomb: Goodbye, Marshall. I need to go focus on my studying.
4:22 AM - VIGIL: Thanks for the conversation! See ya in the next life! ;)