Chain 123: Star Wars - Legacy

Chain 123: Star Wars - Legacy
Location: Coruscant
Age: 28
Identity: Drop-In
Drawbacks: [0] At Last We Have Become Star Wars Legacy

[Free]      Roguish Charm
[100/1000]  Lost And Found
[400/1000]  Two Weeks Later
[500/1000]  Formalities
[600/1000]  Sagely Air
[700/1000]  Dark Presence
[900/1000]  Loremaster
[Free]      Rogue Getup
[1000/1000] Companion Import: Demona, Conspiracy

So it turns out that the galaxy has come full circle, has a supposedly benevolent empire, the Sith are permitted to exist rather than being completely annihilated in the interests of entertaining the views of both sides or something, and of course this went exactly as well as any idiot could have predicted.

At this point I threw my hands up in the air and made some incoherent noise about the inherent stupidity of this universe. Then spent the rest of the time running around the galaxy doing my best to purge the evil from all of them, with the Dark Presence aspect working to let me sneak under the radar. Of course, remembering to set up safeguards so that when the more stupid ones among them tried to tap into the Dark Side helped - that way drawing on it wouldn't corrupt them, and thus the negative feedback loop wouldn't happen. Anything drawing on the dark side would be weak because it couldn't corrupt them, and without being corrupt, very few indeed could be strong in it. Only a handful would keep persisting, chiefly among them Darth Krayt, but that's okay - I told them I wouldn't try to purify them a second time, and recommended they get in touch with their roots on Korriban.

And then when they all gathered on Korriban, I grabbed it with Hyperion's tractor and THREW IT INTO THE SUN.

AND THEN I BLEW THE SUN UP JUST IN CASE.

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS UNIVERSE. STOP TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN, GHOST LUKE, BE HAPPY I DIDN'T GIVE EVERYONE IN THE GALAXY THE FORCE BECAUSE THEY'D INEVITABLY EXPLODE THE UNIVERSE. SOMEHOW.