pisstache

22 / F / 5'2"
Appearance: https://36.media.tumblr.com/5388e4f27ad2513089f4a3b5d89f2fb2/tumblr_inline_nly5h0NVNp1sdo9m7_500.jpg, http://homobears.tumblr.com/post/114626189116/more-more-reaction-images-but-for-desiree, http://i.imgur.com/aP749NZ.jpg, http://i.imgur.com/ZvP4spI.jpg

 Pistachio is a really funky girl. Like, seriously. There's something wrong with her, probably. She seems to have been taught the English language in the 1980's, because she sounds like Beetlejuice and the Breakfast Club were her teachers. Aside from her interesting vocabulary, she's a very clueless woman. She's not very understanding of dangerous situations, or she just purposely forgets about them. She does try her best to be friendly, despite how confused she seems to be all the time. Is very touchy-feely with people she shouldn't be touching or feeling, and is inconsiderate about what people think of their nicknames that she gives to them on a whim.