AA: A non canon case for Phoneix Wright

[02:42] AA: Hello, mister Runfar.
[03:39] RO: hey?
[03:40] RO: er sorry CIRRIN RUNFAR was afk
[03:42] AA: I... I... uh? What?
[03:43] RO: like away from the keyboard?
[03:43] AA: No, no, I know that
[03:43] RO: oh
[03:44] AA: But anyways... you probably have heard of the "Tarot Murders", yes?
[03:44] RO: ...maybe
[03:45] AA: You're the main suspect.
[03:45] RO: what what?
[03:45] RO: this is news to CIRRIN RUNFAR
[03:45] AA: The bodies have been showing up in plenty of houses... hives! But not on yours.
[03:46] AA: That, and a case of people going missing a few ye-sweeps ago also makes a solid case against you.
[03:46] AA: It all piles up.
[03:46] RO: but... thats a ridiculous notion!
[03:47] RO: so what if no bodies showed up at CIRRIN RUNFARs hive?
[03:47] RO: its not even technically CIRRIN RUNFARs
[03:47] AA: That is this world's justice. If you are high in society, you can get away with things.
[03:47] AA: If you are low, you're faulty of everything.
[03:48] AA: So tell me! Did you do it?
[03:48] RO: no!
[03:48] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR
[03:48] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR hasnt killed anyone yet
[03:48] AA: So I'll help your case.
[03:49] RO: er you will?
[03:49] RO: why?
[03:49] AA: The true killer will be brought to justice!
[03:49] AA: I will pursue the truth... that is why I became a lawyer!
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[03:50] AA: This is the proof that I won't rest until that case is solved!
[03:50] RO: it is?
[03:51] RO: guess CIRRIN RUNFAR will have to take your word for it
[03:51] AA: Any idea of who might be the killer?
[03:52] RO: well CIRRIN RUNFAR has heard this one crazy theory...
[03:52] RO: but its pretty unbelievable
[03:54] AA: What is it?
[03:55] RO: its been done by constructs from a live action game not too different from the monsters in flarp
[03:55] RO: actually saying that aloud to an outsider it does sound pretty stupid
[03:56] AA: ...Sort of like Steel Samurai?
[03:56] RO: ...maybe if CIRRIN RUNFAR knew what that was
[03:57] AA: ...I didn't know it until recently
[03:57] AA: It's like these kids shows with superheroes in samurai suits
[03:57] AA: Fighting giant monsters and villains and the like
[03:57] RO: oh
[03:58] RO: that sounds kinda silly
[03:58] AA: Live action show and stuff
[03:59] RO: well what if one of these giant monsters got loose and started killing people unconnected to the show?
[03:59] RO: the theory goes something like that
[03:59] AA: ...I see.
[04:00] RO: okay so thats a pretty out there idea
[04:01] RO: who else is a subject?
[04:01] AA: Well, most of the people related
[04:02] AA: The ones that received bodies are a little ignored because of that... but it might be them, too
[04:02] AA: I think that in the end, they just pinned it on you because you have the uh...
[04:02] AA: ...What was it again? Lower blood?
[04:02] RO: rustblood
[04:02] AA: Yeah, that.
[04:03] RO: thats so unfair
[04:03] AA: ...Now I know how much trouble Edgeworth has learning the law of other countries
[04:03] RO: whos Edgeworth?
[04:04] AA: A prosecutor that I know.
[04:04] RO: right
[04:11] RO: anyway youve got to believe CIRRIN RUNFAR has never killed anyone before!
[04:12] RO: if CIRRIN RUNFAR did CIRRIN RUNFAR would be bragging about it
[04:12] AA: ...What?
[04:13] RO: well everyones got to kill someone sometime right? part of growing up?
[04:14] AA: ...I never killed anyone.
[04:14] AA: And I'm grown up.
[04:15] RO: suuure r;)
[04:17] AA: Wha-come on!
[04:17] AA: You're supposed to go to jail if you kill someone!
[04:18] RO: only if they dont deserve it or are higher blood than you
[04:19] AA: ...What.
[04:19] AA: So basically, this whole case is meaningless
[04:21] RO: well no CIRRIN RUNFAR will get into a lot of trouble if these murders are placed on him
[04:22] RO: to be honest CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt know a lot about law type stuff
[04:23] AA: ...Right
[04:24] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR always thought it was just another excuse to kill people
[04:24] RO: like how the word defense is itself an offence?
[04:24] AA: ...Right.
[04:27] RO: so if youre still taking this case CIRRIN RUNFAR bets it was Solena
[04:27] RO: probably regained her memories and gone off the deep end again
[04:28] AA: ...Right.
[04:31] RO: she hasnt had any bodies show up at her hive either as far as CIRRIN RUNFAR knows
[04:33] AA: ...How does your law system work, again?
[04:33] AA: Couldn't you get an Attorney from there?
[04:35] RO: dont think so
[04:35] RO: no defence lawyers
[04:35] RO: defence being an offence right?
[04:36] AA: ...Wait
[04:36] AA: Then I am useless there
[04:36] RO: er probably
[04:36] RO: as far as CIRRIN RUNFAR knows the prosecutor makes a case against the person who they thinks is guity
[04:36] AA: I mean, my job isn't even supposed to exist
[04:36] RO: maybe as an advisary role?
[04:36] RO: and then the prosecutor kills them
[04:37] RO: and if the prosecutor turns out to be wrong they get killed too
[04:37] AA: So it's just a murderparty
[04:37] AA: Ok
[04:37] RO: well yeah
[04:37] AA: I don't get your culture
[04:37] AA: And I like my life
[04:37] RO: its hard
[04:37] RO: most of us dont really understand it
[04:37] AA: And since killing is normal, you'll probably be alright
[04:38] RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs pretty good at running and hiding
[04:38] RO: so are you like an alien or something?
[04:39] AA: You're an alian
[04:39] AA: Alien*
[04:40] RO: no your the alien
[04:40] AA: You are!
[04:41] RO: no you
[04:41] RO: alien being non-troll
[04:41] RO: has your planet been subjugglated by us yet?
[04:41] AA: Uh, no
[04:41] AA: Never heard of you until now
[04:42] RO: oh right
[04:43] RO: well sorry its been a waste of your time then
[04:44] AA: Nah, it's alright
[04:44] AA: Say, you never heard from me, I never heard from you?
[04:44] RO: got it!
[04:44] -- aceAttorney [AA] ceased pestering recreantOctopus [RO] at 16:44 --