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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- Let's go.
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- Oh, you're jumping?
- That's a good jump.
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- Get the ball, sweetie.
- Get it. Get the ball!
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- 00:00:30,278 --> 00:00:31,877
- You wanna play with your brother?
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- Yeah, babe. See,
- come play with Kevin.
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- Wait, uh, don't you
- hit your brother.
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- Come on, Kev.
- 9
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- Picture this.
- 10
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- A warehouse, about 20000 square
- feet. Windows along the side.
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- 00:01:02,244 --> 00:01:04,243
- Looks like an ordinary warehouse.
- 12
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- Until you get closer.
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- 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,715
- And all you see are heads.
- 14
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- Heads?
- 15
- 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:11,551
- What kinda heads you talking about?
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- 00:01:11,553 --> 00:01:16,121
- Heads. Happy heads. Smiling heads.
- Heads drifting in and out of the windows.
- 17
- 00:01:16,123 --> 00:01:19,359
- - A projection of heads?
- - Like a jumbo tron?
- 18
- 00:01:19,361 --> 00:01:21,927
- No, real heads. Heads defying gravity.
- 19
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- There are heads everywhere.
- Everyone's having fun.
- 20
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- Good genuine fun.
- 21
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- Trampoline world.
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- The first of its kind in
- the state of Louisiana.
- 23
- 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,744
- Hey, Kev. You feel like working today, huh?
- 24
- 00:01:36,911 --> 00:01:40,013
- See, you take the hammer
- and you take the nail,
- 25
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- you just swing the hammer.
- 26
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- And then when all the
- nails are in, we get paid.
- 27
- 00:01:45,687 --> 00:01:47,423
- And then we get to go home.
- 28
- 00:01:50,858 --> 00:01:52,791
- Kev, I want to ask you a question.
- 29
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- You think grown ass adults
- from Louisiana are gonna come
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- 00:01:56,631 --> 00:02:00,365
- to a building full of
- trampolines and jump around?
- 31
- 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:04,269
- Well, gymnastics and trampoline are amongst
- the fastest growing sports in America.
- 32
- 00:02:04,271 --> 00:02:05,640
- Well, so is obesity.
- 33
- 00:02:07,908 --> 00:02:11,478
- No offense, brother,
- but... you need to get laid.
- 34
- 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,948
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. He still hasn't
- done any fucking since the incident?
- 35
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- No.
- 36
- 00:02:19,521 --> 00:02:21,221
- Why did you have to go
- bring up the incident?
- 37
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- I didn't bring up the incident.
- 38
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- All right, that's fucking...
- Let's get off my goddamn roof.
- 39
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- We just got here.
- 40
- 00:02:26,727 --> 00:02:28,027
- Where do you wanna go eat?
- 41
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- I think I'm gonna go to a titty bar.
- 42
- 00:02:31,266 --> 00:02:32,968
- Are you gonna work at all today, Kev?
- 43
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- Just give me a minute.
- 44
- 00:02:35,737 --> 00:02:37,670
- You know, you gotta
- forget about Angie, man.
- 45
- 00:02:37,672 --> 00:02:40,439
- Maybe the boys are right. Maybe
- you gotta get back out there.
- 46
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- And get laid.
- 47
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- Why don't you fuck a nurse?
- 48
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- I know this nurse, she works at Tulane.
- 49
- 00:02:45,914 --> 00:02:48,380
- - Give her a call.
- - No, I don't want to fuck the nurse.
- 50
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- Nurses like to fuck.
- 51
- 00:02:49,785 --> 00:02:52,017
- I'm not interested. Can we
- talk about something else?
- 52
- 00:02:52,019 --> 00:02:54,287
- Listen, it's time for you
- to get back in the game.
- 53
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- I am in the game.
- 54
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- I'm just not having sex.
- 55
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- You're really starting
- to fucking worry me, pal.
- 56
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- There's no curse. You're not cursed.
- 57
- 00:03:21,715 --> 00:03:23,582
- Yo, Kevin, got like a medusa dick.
- 58
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- You can't look directly into the
- eye or it'll turn you into stone.
- 59
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- You can't let one girl ruin
- your whole goddamn life, Kevin.
- 60
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- Oh, shit.
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- Fuck, fuck, fuck.
- 62
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- Fuck. God. God, you're
- so fucking stupid, Kevin.
- 63
- 00:03:55,884 --> 00:03:58,550
- That apron suits you. You should keep it.
- 64
- 00:03:58,552 --> 00:04:02,824
- Oh. And please, take whatever you
- like from the Le Creuset stuff.
- 65
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- In fact...
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- Stupid Kevin.
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- You're doing okay there, Senor?
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- Oh, hey.
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- Yeah, I'm good.
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- They don't mind if we take the sodas?
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- - No, it's cool.
- - Oh, that's nice.
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- Thanks.
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- No problem.
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- Guys giving you a hard time up there?
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- Who? Oh!
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- No.
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- What do you think her name is?
- 78
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- I was gonna go with Muriel or... or Sasha
- 79
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- You think Sasha's married?
- 80
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- Uh... yeah.
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- Maybe, yeah. I don't know.
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- One thing I can tell you about catering...
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- some of these girls
- really know how to party.
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- Whoa!
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- You just got a smile.
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- What?
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- - No. I don't think so.
- - You did.
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- - I saw her, man.
- - No.
- 89
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- Mmm.
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- Juicy.
- 91
- 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:16,799
- So, is this guy an asshole?
- 92
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- What guy?
- 93
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- Uh, the guy, whose house this is.
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- What makes you say that?
- 95
- 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,576
- Well, he's got a chair
- in the shape of a hand.
- 96
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- You don't like the chair.
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- The only one who has enough
- money to buy joke furniture is...
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- probably an asshole.
- 99
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- It wasn't meant to be funny.
- 100
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- Oh, shit. I'm sorry. No, you...
- you have a really great house.
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- What's your name?
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- - Kevin.
- - What do you say, Kev?
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- Call me Hank.
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- You should come to my party tonight.
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- There's gonna be a lot of women here
- and... a lot of these ladies are...
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- they'd be high on narcotics.
- 107
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- Oh. No, I'm good.
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- Are you? Are you good?
- 109
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- You're okay.
- 110
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- - Shit.
- - Hey!
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- Party starts at eight. Hope to see you.
- 112
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- Oh, and... if you want
- the hand chair, it's yours.
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- Oh, I don't know...
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- - I mean, I feel sad for him.
- - What does he do?
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- - Huh?
- - What is he doing up there?
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- He's a roofer. He's roofing
- up on the house, you know?
- 117
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- And he wasn't, he was a nice guy.
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- I mean, I didn't get to talk to him, but...
- 119
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- He shouldn't be giving people roofies, man.
- 120
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- Show me that cork trick again.
- 121
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- He showed you like 30 times.
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- It takes brains, bro.
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- Whatever. At least I don't
- think my fucking dick is cursed.
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- What did I say? I don't
- wanna talk about it.
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- Why? Just tell us, come on.
- 126
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- He sounds like an idiot
- when he talks about it.
- 127
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- No, because every time I even think
- about sex, something bad happens.
- 128
- 00:07:23,557 --> 00:07:24,990
- And you bring up Angie today,
- 129
- 00:07:24,992 --> 00:07:27,125
- and I nearly take off my thumb
- with a fucking claw hammer.
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- - Let me see, let me see that.
- - My dick is cursed, end of story.
- 131
- 00:07:30,598 --> 00:07:32,999
- Listen, you had a string
- of bad luck, right?
- 132
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- Your dick's not fucking cursed, okay?
- 133
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- I don't know. Maybe if I
- just stopped fucking around...
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- you know, make me...
- maybe she'll take me back.
- 135
- 00:07:42,276 --> 00:07:43,144
- What?
- 136
- 00:07:44,612 --> 00:07:47,747
- Okay. Let's just get back to
- the curse of the wretched dick.
- 137
- 00:07:47,749 --> 00:07:49,482
- So, you think it's possessed,
- 138
- 00:07:49,484 --> 00:07:52,054
- or is it surrounded by,
- like, paranormal activity?
- 139
- 00:08:01,095 --> 00:08:02,764
- Such a good looking kid.
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- 00:08:04,232 --> 00:08:06,232
- He swears off sex.
- 141
- 00:08:06,234 --> 00:08:08,968
- Man, that's a crime against nature.
- 142
- 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:11,636
- Are you still talking
- about the fucking roofer?
- 143
- 00:08:11,638 --> 00:08:13,809
- Hey, he just seems so sad, you know?
- 144
- 00:08:14,942 --> 00:08:17,110
- You know what a fucking coke loop is, man?
- 145
- 00:08:17,112 --> 00:08:19,077
- You're like a hamster in a wormhole.
- 146
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- I can't, I just, I can't
- hear it anymore, Hank.
- 147
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- I'm going insane.
- 148
- 00:08:27,788 --> 00:08:30,224
- I've just had a revelation of magnitude.
- 149
- 00:08:31,391 --> 00:08:34,860
- Oh, Carl, this is big. Can you see how big?
- 150
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- It's pretty fucking big.
- 151
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- I'm gonna get this kid laid.
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- This is... This is fate!
- 153
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- I have to get this kid laid.
- 154
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- You're damn straight, you do.
- 155
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- I can see it so clearly.
- 156
- 00:08:50,477 --> 00:08:55,514
- You're gonna fucking go down as
- one of the greats. I'm telling you.
- 157
- 00:08:55,516 --> 00:08:57,819
- Okay. Has anyone seen my phone?
- 158
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- Fuck, are you kidding me?
- 159
- 00:09:01,856 --> 00:09:03,456
- - If you told everyone to leave their phone here...
- - Where's my phone?
- 160
- 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:05,291
- Oh, I gotta find him!
- 161
- 00:09:05,293 --> 00:09:07,360
- You're kidding, right?
- 162
- 00:09:07,362 --> 00:09:10,899
- It's too much responsibility.
- I can't deal with that.
- 163
- 00:09:13,168 --> 00:09:16,635
- Steve! Steve, we're late.
- 164
- 00:09:16,637 --> 00:09:18,806
- Kevin, relax! I'm coming.
- 165
- 00:09:20,507 --> 00:09:22,207
- Nice outfit.
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- 00:09:22,209 --> 00:09:25,010
- - Haven't seen that since first light Communion.
- - Better than shorts.
- 167
- 00:09:25,012 --> 00:09:26,979
- - Why?
- - It's a business meeting.
- 168
- 00:09:26,981 --> 00:09:28,714
- It's Ted! He knows us.
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- 00:09:28,716 --> 00:09:30,950
- I don't want him going around
- telling Angie we're some kind of joke.
- 170
- 00:09:30,952 --> 00:09:33,686
- Oh, Jesus Christ, Kev!
- 171
- 00:09:35,323 --> 00:09:38,791
- You gotta stop stressing out
- about this Angie thing, you know?
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- 00:09:38,793 --> 00:09:40,659
- I mean, it's been over a year.
- 173
- 00:09:40,661 --> 00:09:41,826
- It's been nine months.
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- 00:09:41,828 --> 00:09:42,997
- Close enough.
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- 00:09:45,934 --> 00:09:49,634
- Okay, so... Trampoline world.
- 176
- 00:09:49,636 --> 00:09:53,206
- We'll have six four-by-four
- rebounders over there,
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- 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:57,512
- and two six-by-six on that
- base in the back there.
- 178
- 00:09:58,078 --> 00:10:00,613
- Kids jumping everywhere.
- 179
- 00:10:00,615 --> 00:10:01,884
- 3D dodgeball.
- 180
- 00:10:02,550 --> 00:10:04,383
- Isn't all dodgeball 3D?
- 181
- 00:10:04,385 --> 00:10:06,355
- Um, 4D dodgeball.
- 182
- 00:10:07,288 --> 00:10:09,654
- Do people really wanna go trampolining?
- 183
- 00:10:09,656 --> 00:10:13,392
- Ah, trampolining is one of the
- fastest growing sports in America.
- 184
- 00:10:13,394 --> 00:10:16,999
- Funny, I guess I missed the
- Trampoline Superbowl last year.
- 185
- 00:10:19,467 --> 00:10:20,966
- Sorry, that's in poor taste.
- 186
- 00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:23,336
- Look, boys, I loved your daddy, all right?
- 187
- 00:10:23,338 --> 00:10:27,505
- But he really never was
- very good at math either.
- 188
- 00:10:27,507 --> 00:10:30,208
- Look, what I'm trying to say
- is y'all's numbers don't add up.
- 189
- 00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:32,544
- You see, what happens to Trampoline world
- 190
- 00:10:32,546 --> 00:10:34,982
- if you don't make your nut
- for the first two months, hmm?
- 191
- 00:10:35,516 --> 00:10:36,551
- You shut her down?
- 192
- 00:10:38,785 --> 00:10:41,256
- - Well, no, we just...
- - No? So...
- 193
- 00:10:41,856 --> 00:10:43,125
- how do you make payroll?
- 194
- 00:10:44,358 --> 00:10:45,857
- How about you just come in for ten?
- 195
- 00:10:45,859 --> 00:10:47,259
- Ten thousand?
- 196
- 00:10:47,261 --> 00:10:48,827
- I could do that.
- 197
- 00:10:48,829 --> 00:10:51,966
- What happens to my ten if you
- don't sell the other shares?
- 198
- 00:10:54,434 --> 00:10:55,603
- Got anything, Steve?
- 199
- 00:10:56,703 --> 00:10:58,173
- No. I lose it.
- 200
- 00:10:58,872 --> 00:11:00,074
- Just what I thought.
- 201
- 00:11:00,742 --> 00:11:01,944
- I just don't get it.
- 202
- 00:11:02,577 --> 00:11:03,578
- Sorry, I'm out.
- 203
- 00:11:08,248 --> 00:11:10,484
- - Why didn't you jump in?
- - Honestly...
- 204
- 00:11:11,886 --> 00:11:13,454
- I don't get the plan myself.
- 205
- 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,192
- You should go on a vacation or something.
- 206
- 00:11:21,194 --> 00:11:24,797
- Costa Rica, Palm Beach would be nice.
- 207
- 00:11:24,799 --> 00:11:28,134
- I mean, maybe right now is not the
- right time for Trampoline world.
- 208
- 00:11:28,136 --> 00:11:31,102
- I mean, it might be the right
- idea, just not the right time.
- 209
- 00:11:31,104 --> 00:11:32,273
- Well, it has to be.
- 210
- 00:11:32,873 --> 00:11:33,941
- Huh?
- 211
- 00:11:35,043 --> 00:11:36,477
- I already put down the deposit.
- 212
- 00:11:37,477 --> 00:11:39,046
- A deposit? With what?
- 213
- 00:11:46,887 --> 00:11:48,489
- To knock down the house.
- 214
- 00:11:50,123 --> 00:11:52,258
- Kevin, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
- 215
- 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:54,326
- Did you even read this thing?
- 216
- 00:11:54,328 --> 00:11:55,363
- It's a lien.
- 217
- 00:11:56,798 --> 00:11:58,530
- It's a fucking six month term.
- 218
- 00:11:58,532 --> 00:12:01,232
- - Dude, you'll lose your fucking home.
- - Not...
- 219
- 00:12:01,234 --> 00:12:03,137
- if Trampoline world succeeds.
- 220
- 00:12:04,738 --> 00:12:06,641
- Trampolines. Are you kidding me?
- 221
- 00:12:09,843 --> 00:12:12,110
- Seriously though, the female fruit bat,
- 222
- 00:12:12,112 --> 00:12:14,846
- she licks the male's cock
- while they're having sex.
- 223
- 00:12:14,848 --> 00:12:16,514
- How is that even possible?
- 224
- 00:12:16,516 --> 00:12:20,119
- She bends. The female
- fruit bat is very bendy.
- 225
- 00:12:20,121 --> 00:12:23,025
- Well, but, isn't the tip
- already up inside her?
- 226
- 00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:26,024
- She doesn't lick the head, jackass.
- 227
- 00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:28,894
- She licks the shaft, makes him fuck longer.
- 228
- 00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:31,165
- Well, wouldn't that make it shorter?
- 229
- 00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:33,434
- Apparently not for a fruit bat.
- 230
- 00:12:34,968 --> 00:12:37,068
- - Hello?
- - Hey, it's me. It's Hank.
- 231
- 00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:40,172
- - Oh. Hey, Hank.
- - You missed my party, man.
- 232
- 00:12:40,174 --> 00:12:42,908
- Yeah, uh, sorry about
- that. Something uh, came up.
- 233
- 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:44,643
- I wanna do something
- 234
- 00:12:44,645 --> 00:12:47,613
- - I can't understand.
- - I'm talking sex guaranteed, man.
- 235
- 00:12:47,615 --> 00:12:50,816
- - What's "text guaranteed?"
- - Not text, sex.
- 236
- 00:12:50,818 --> 00:12:52,317
- Oh, sex.
- 237
- 00:12:52,319 --> 00:12:55,955
- I'm here with this amazing
- creature. She's called Zade.
- 238
- 00:12:55,957 --> 00:12:57,590
- She's amazing.
- 239
- 00:12:57,592 --> 00:13:01,029
- Now, Zade... wants to have sex with you.
- 240
- 00:13:03,897 --> 00:13:05,163
- What, is she desperate?
- 241
- 00:13:05,165 --> 00:13:08,400
- No, she's not desperate,
- okay? This is her job.
- 242
- 00:13:08,402 --> 00:13:10,168
- Oh, no, I'm not having
- sex with a hooker.
- 243
- 00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:12,203
- She's not a prostitute, okay?
- 244
- 00:13:12,205 --> 00:13:15,609
- She's... She's like a...
- 245
- 00:13:16,877 --> 00:13:18,646
- an expert. Um...
- 246
- 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,746
- Let's say... a sexpert.
- 247
- 00:13:23,418 --> 00:13:26,585
- She's just got a lot of
- sex-pertise, you know what I mean?
- 248
- 00:13:26,587 --> 00:13:30,089
- Oh, uh, that's nice of you, man.
- But, that's not really my thing.
- 249
- 00:13:30,091 --> 00:13:32,461
- Oh, come on, man. Relax!
- 250
- 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,795
- This is real intimacy.
- 251
- 00:13:36,063 --> 00:13:39,164
- And frankly, it sounds like you need it.
- 252
- 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,100
- Uh, I don't understand what you mean.
- 253
- 00:13:41,102 --> 00:13:45,303
- Think of her like a chef. Like, you know,
- a chef, that comes to somebody's house,
- 254
- 00:13:45,305 --> 00:13:47,773
- cooks up a meal, but just for you.
- 255
- 00:13:47,775 --> 00:13:51,076
- And this chef makes a
- thousand dollars an hour.
- 256
- 00:13:51,078 --> 00:13:53,781
- - A thousand dollars?
- - Just... listen to me.
- 257
- 00:13:54,681 --> 00:13:57,151
- This is fate calling, Kevin.
- 258
- 00:13:58,218 --> 00:14:00,985
- Drop the hammer, get off the roof,
- 259
- 00:14:00,987 --> 00:14:03,889
- and get your fucking ass to my party.
- 260
- 00:14:06,426 --> 00:14:08,961
- Yo, Kev, what the hell
- is "sex guaranteed," man?
- 261
- 00:14:08,963 --> 00:14:12,364
- That guy Hank just called me and invited
- me over to have sex with a hooker.
- 262
- 00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:14,499
- - Can you believe that?
- - A prostitute?
- 263
- 00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:16,637
- He's out of his mind. I'm
- not having sex with a hooker.
- 264
- 00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:18,573
- Hookers don't count.
- 265
- 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,606
- - Everyone counts.
- - Not hookers.
- 266
- 00:14:21,608 --> 00:14:24,078
- It's not the same another
- girl. They're a subset.
- 267
- 00:14:25,078 --> 00:14:26,448
- So, what was the thousand dollars about?
- 268
- 00:14:27,515 --> 00:14:28,947
- I guess that's how much she costs.
- 269
- 00:14:28,949 --> 00:14:30,448
- A day?
- 270
- 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,716
- I think an hour.
- 271
- 00:14:31,718 --> 00:14:33,152
- Oh, you gotta do it.
- 272
- 00:14:33,154 --> 00:14:34,919
- That'd be like fucking a professor of sex.
- 273
- 00:14:34,921 --> 00:14:37,523
- She's gonna know more shit than
- you've ever even thought of.
- 274
- 00:14:37,525 --> 00:14:42,260
- It's gonna be like, like
- caving with like a miner.
- 275
- 00:14:42,262 --> 00:14:44,363
- Nah, nah, he's right. This
- could be good for you, Kevin.
- 276
- 00:14:44,365 --> 00:14:47,866
- Just confront your fears.
- This could break the curse.
- 277
- 00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:50,101
- Well, I'm not doing it. It's
- just stupid, I'm going...
- 278
- 00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:51,604
- Oh, you're doing it.
- 279
- 00:14:51,606 --> 00:14:53,172
- Man, and, dude might throw you some cash
- 280
- 00:14:53,174 --> 00:14:55,573
- for you know, your
- bouncing heads and what not.
- 281
- 00:14:55,575 --> 00:14:59,513
- Yeah, I mean I guess I could stop by, and
- then I wouldn't have to have the sex, right?
- 282
- 00:15:00,848 --> 00:15:02,615
- I didn't say that shit.
- 283
- 00:15:02,617 --> 00:15:05,149
- "I guess" No, no, no.
- Do the fucking math, Kev.
- 284
- 00:15:05,151 --> 00:15:08,921
- It's a rich guy getting
- fucked up in a goddamn mansion.
- 285
- 00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:10,990
- This is your investor.
- 286
- 00:15:10,992 --> 00:15:12,493
- Come on, we're going right now.
- 287
- 00:15:15,762 --> 00:15:17,199
- I wanna go to the party.
- 288
- 00:15:18,332 --> 00:15:20,466
- - That's a weird motherfucker.
- - That is fucked up.
- 289
- 00:15:20,468 --> 00:15:23,034
- Did we just not get invited to the party?
- 290
- 00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:24,872
- - I guess not.
- - That's some bullshit.
- 291
- 00:15:30,176 --> 00:15:33,278
- These are the rules of Egg fight.
- 292
- 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,980
- Open hand strikes only.
- 293
- 00:15:35,982 --> 00:15:38,384
- There will be no fists allowed.
- 294
- 00:15:38,386 --> 00:15:41,052
- Should the egg crack on your mouth,
- 295
- 00:15:41,054 --> 00:15:43,522
- spit it out, stupid!
- 296
- 00:15:43,524 --> 00:15:45,557
- Because you are the vanquished man.
- 297
- 00:15:46,827 --> 00:15:48,530
- All right. Commence!
- 298
- 00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:01,642
- You have offended me.
- 299
- 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,249
- I think I'm gonna start with the
- fastest growing stuff first and then move
- 300
- 00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:12,183
- into our big vision for the place.
- 301
- 00:16:12,185 --> 00:16:15,754
- Maybe you wanna play along a little bit
- before, you know, you start asking for money.
- 302
- 00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:18,823
- Look, if I grab the whole
- investment block here today,
- 303
- 00:16:18,825 --> 00:16:21,225
- I mean, I can take Angie to the
- place, I could show her the lease...
- 304
- 00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:23,928
- Forget about Angie. This is about money.
- 305
- 00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:27,298
- If this guy wants to get you
- laid, then let him get you laid.
- 306
- 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,268
- You gotta do whatever this guy wants,
- 307
- 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:31,273
- so that he will give you the money.
- 308
- 00:16:33,974 --> 00:16:35,509
- It's a logical investment.
- 309
- 00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:39,814
- I know it is.
- 310
- 00:16:41,515 --> 00:16:43,148
- Just go in there and have sex.
- 311
- 00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,515
- I'm not having sex, Steve.
- 312
- 00:16:44,517 --> 00:16:46,620
- Go on, get the fuck out of here.
- 313
- 00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:48,589
- Be a man.
- 314
- 00:16:55,795 --> 00:16:56,864
- Give me a min.
- 315
- 00:17:01,168 --> 00:17:02,537
- Hi. Um...
- 316
- 00:17:03,436 --> 00:17:05,371
- I was invited by the owner of the house.
- 317
- 00:17:07,241 --> 00:17:10,377
- Ah, Jesus. Sorry. Um...
- 318
- 00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,400
- I'm taking a shit, bro.
- 319
- 00:17:34,402 --> 00:17:35,937
- Oh, um, sorry.
- 320
- 00:17:51,351 --> 00:17:54,588
- Go, go, go, go.
- 321
- 00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:17,241
- That's how you do it! That's how you do it!
- 322
- 00:18:17,243 --> 00:18:19,912
- Get it!
- 323
- 00:18:19,914 --> 00:18:22,317
- You looking at me crazy?
- I'll fuck you up, mister.
- 324
- 00:18:24,617 --> 00:18:27,318
- What do you say, Kevin? You made it, buddy.
- 325
- 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,088
- I thought you might not show. Drink?
- 326
- 00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:31,190
- Yeah, sure.
- 327
- 00:18:31,192 --> 00:18:33,291
- - Take a seat.
- - This is the guy?
- 328
- 00:18:33,293 --> 00:18:36,397
- Kevin, I'd like to introduce you to Zade.
- 329
- 00:18:37,565 --> 00:18:40,434
- Zade, this is Kevin.
- 330
- 00:18:44,871 --> 00:18:46,940
- Hi. I'm Zade.
- 331
- 00:18:48,309 --> 00:18:50,878
- - So, how's life, Kevin?
- - Life's good.
- 332
- 00:19:00,453 --> 00:19:01,690
- There you go, Kev.
- 333
- 00:19:02,255 --> 00:19:03,788
- Try that.
- 334
- 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,557
- You know that business
- I was telling you about,
- 335
- 00:19:05,559 --> 00:19:08,326
- yeah, it's... trampolining.
- 336
- 00:19:08,328 --> 00:19:10,996
- Mmm. Jumping.
- 337
- 00:19:10,998 --> 00:19:12,931
- You got a business model for
- that? How do you monetize that?
- 338
- 00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:16,769
- Yeah. Um, trampolining is one of the
- fastest growing sports in America.
- 339
- 00:19:16,771 --> 00:19:19,473
- They have them in schools
- now. It's huge in Asia.
- 340
- 00:19:20,508 --> 00:19:22,143
- And how high do people get?
- 341
- 00:19:23,778 --> 00:19:26,545
- Well, three footers average, but
- professionals get a bit higher.
- 342
- 00:19:26,547 --> 00:19:28,717
- - They got all kinds of stuff.
- - Like what?
- 343
- 00:19:29,716 --> 00:19:32,550
- Well, there's Sky Slam basketball.
- 344
- 00:19:32,552 --> 00:19:35,253
- Foam pits, synchronized trampolining.
- 345
- 00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:37,221
- Synchronized trampolining?
- 346
- 00:19:37,223 --> 00:19:39,758
- - There's synchronized trampolining.
- - That's crazy.
- 347
- 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,426
- Yeah, you just get two
- trampolines side by side,
- 348
- 00:19:42,428 --> 00:19:45,130
- with some athletes on
- one and the other and...
- 349
- 00:19:45,132 --> 00:19:48,534
- That's what you got there on the
- metal section at the Olympics.
- 350
- 00:19:48,536 --> 00:19:50,769
- Yeah, now we're in the rhythm, see?
- 351
- 00:19:51,905 --> 00:19:54,138
- This is... this is great.
- 352
- 00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:55,874
- It feels pretty good.
- 353
- 00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:57,442
- - Yes!
- - With weekend traffic,
- 354
- 00:19:57,444 --> 00:20:02,213
- we expect 500, and with
- an entry fee of $12.20,
- 355
- 00:20:02,215 --> 00:20:03,649
- it's gonna be a real earner.
- 356
- 00:20:03,651 --> 00:20:06,151
- How many of these trampolines
- have you got over at your place?
- 357
- 00:20:06,153 --> 00:20:10,355
- And how many people can actually
- synchronize at any one time?
- 358
- 00:20:10,357 --> 00:20:14,259
- Oh, we're thinking of starting
- with, you know, 30... 30 trampolines.
- 359
- 00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:15,661
- Ooh. Huh.
- 360
- 00:20:15,663 --> 00:20:17,395
- I could actually take
- you guys there right now.
- 361
- 00:20:17,397 --> 00:20:19,565
- - Wait, wait, wait. No, let's do...
- - What?
- 362
- 00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:22,366
- Let's do... on the count of three
- and then we'll do like, a starjump.
- 363
- 00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:24,435
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 364
- 00:20:24,437 --> 00:20:26,571
- One, two, three.
- 365
- 00:20:28,742 --> 00:20:30,709
- - Yeah.
- - Sorry.
- 366
- 00:20:30,711 --> 00:20:33,511
- Let me tell you something,
- that is a terrible investment.
- 367
- 00:20:33,513 --> 00:20:37,516
- Kids... they're unreliable, fickle.
- 368
- 00:20:37,518 --> 00:20:42,019
- - Think about the liability. What would happen to you?
- - Carl, please. Come on, man.
- 369
- 00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:44,158
- He's speaking about his dream, his passion.
- 370
- 00:20:44,992 --> 00:20:45,926
- His passion.
- 371
- 00:20:47,228 --> 00:20:49,027
- Right!
- 372
- 00:20:49,029 --> 00:20:52,463
- I want you to two to get to know each
- other, have a little alone time, okay?
- 373
- 00:20:52,465 --> 00:20:56,367
- Citizens, everybody! We're
- all moving to the tennis court
- 374
- 00:20:56,369 --> 00:20:57,736
- - right now.
- - Tennis!
- 375
- 00:20:57,738 --> 00:20:59,938
- - Whoa, we'll come with you.
- - No, no, no, no.
- 376
- 00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:02,807
- Zade here, she's going to
- make everything all right.
- 377
- 00:21:02,809 --> 00:21:03,811
- Yeah, but...
- 378
- 00:21:04,712 --> 00:21:06,247
- I want this to happen.
- 379
- 00:21:07,114 --> 00:21:08,313
- Yeah.
- 380
- 00:21:08,315 --> 00:21:10,515
- Wait a minute, how come
- she can't come with?
- 381
- 00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:13,188
- Carl! Tennis court, man, come on!
- 382
- 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,193
- Okay. Um...
- 383
- 00:21:22,195 --> 00:21:23,798
- - Hi again.
- - Hi.
- 384
- 00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:28,532
- You guys head to the game room,
- 385
- 00:21:28,534 --> 00:21:31,502
- grab the rackets, I'll
- meet you on the court.
- 386
- 00:21:31,504 --> 00:21:33,841
- We got it. Hey, where are you going?
- 387
- 00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,543
- Putting on my whites.
- 388
- 00:21:39,046 --> 00:21:40,949
- Do you wanna watch me touch myself?
- 389
- 00:21:41,581 --> 00:21:44,282
- I'd fucking love to cum.
- 390
- 00:21:44,284 --> 00:21:46,653
- I get really wet really quick.
- 391
- 00:21:48,254 --> 00:21:49,788
- Um, that is cool.
- 392
- 00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:51,559
- Um, what do you like?
- 393
- 00:21:52,059 --> 00:21:53,161
- I'll do anything.
- 394
- 00:21:54,161 --> 00:21:56,097
- Want me to be someone, hmm?
- 395
- 00:21:56,829 --> 00:21:58,096
- Who do you want me to be?
- 396
- 00:21:58,098 --> 00:22:00,768
- It's not that. You don't understand, okay?
- 397
- 00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:05,239
- None of this was your fault.
- 398
- 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:10,211
- I was broken and useless
- before you left me.
- 399
- 00:22:11,912 --> 00:22:13,915
- It's like I don't even know how...
- 400
- 00:22:15,249 --> 00:22:17,117
- regular people breathe anymore.
- 401
- 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:24,826
- And I, I love you and I wanna, I wanna
- thank you for being so patient with me
- 402
- 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:27,858
- for so long.
- 403
- 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:29,461
- - Ya!
- - Ya!
- 404
- 00:22:29,463 --> 00:22:31,596
- - Ya!
- - Ya!
- 405
- 00:22:31,598 --> 00:22:35,334
- There will be a lot of porking now.
- 406
- 00:22:35,336 --> 00:22:39,671
- I will be shtupping you, oh ya!
- 407
- 00:22:39,673 --> 00:22:42,242
- - Ya!
- - Well, I've learned now...
- 408
- 00:22:44,645 --> 00:22:46,748
- that I'm not good enough for you, Karen.
- 409
- 00:22:48,514 --> 00:22:49,716
- Never was.
- 410
- 00:22:53,587 --> 00:22:55,857
- Not even good enough
- for this world anymore.
- 411
- 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,128
- But for once...
- 412
- 00:23:03,463 --> 00:23:05,332
- for once I'm gonna do the right thing.
- 413
- 00:23:08,335 --> 00:23:09,871
- Au revoir, cherie.
- 414
- 00:23:12,473 --> 00:23:13,707
- Au revoir.
- 415
- 00:23:15,175 --> 00:23:17,211
- I like that.
- 416
- 00:23:18,177 --> 00:23:19,379
- I like that a lot.
- 417
- 00:23:20,213 --> 00:23:21,749
- Feel how wet I get.
- 418
- 00:23:23,783 --> 00:23:25,752
- Yup. But, um...
- 419
- 00:23:28,989 --> 00:23:32,524
- Look, you're so hot, okay?
- It's not you, it's me.
- 420
- 00:23:32,526 --> 00:23:33,861
- What do you want?
- 421
- 00:23:35,261 --> 00:23:36,230
- You wanna get weird?
- 422
- 00:23:37,397 --> 00:23:39,367
- No, I don't wanna get weird.
- 423
- 00:23:42,301 --> 00:23:44,568
- I want to fuck you.
- 424
- 00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:47,705
- - Okay.
- - I'm getting paid to fuck you.
- 425
- 00:23:47,707 --> 00:23:49,840
- If I don't fuck you, I look bad,
- 426
- 00:23:49,842 --> 00:23:51,209
- and this is a new gig for me,
- 427
- 00:23:51,211 --> 00:23:53,444
- so how about you just let me fuck you
- 428
- 00:23:53,446 --> 00:23:55,146
- and we both go about our business.
- 429
- 00:23:55,148 --> 00:23:58,349
- Look, obviously, I want
- to, okay? You're beautiful.
- 430
- 00:23:58,351 --> 00:24:01,586
- But, I'm on a hiatus right now.
- 431
- 00:24:01,588 --> 00:24:05,022
- There's this other girl, okay?
- Well, it's her hiatus, really.
- 432
- 00:24:05,024 --> 00:24:07,625
- But I just... I'm not
- having sex right now, okay?
- 433
- 00:24:07,627 --> 00:24:09,861
- I'm, I'm happy to lie for you.
- 434
- 00:24:09,863 --> 00:24:12,300
- - I'm a good salesman.
- - Oh, fuck you.
- 435
- 00:24:16,103 --> 00:24:18,072
- He won't fuck me, sorry Hank.
- 436
- 00:24:20,406 --> 00:24:21,839
- I will fuck her.
- 437
- 00:24:21,841 --> 00:24:23,240
- I actually don't.
- 438
- 00:24:23,242 --> 00:24:25,743
- It'll make you feel better, Kevin, please.
- 439
- 00:24:25,745 --> 00:24:30,281
- I'm not gonna beg him. We were having
- fun before this asswipe showed up.
- 440
- 00:24:30,283 --> 00:24:32,584
- I'm sorry, I'll go.
- 441
- 00:24:32,586 --> 00:24:35,554
- You're not going! How's about that?
- 442
- 00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:37,923
- Kevin here wants to win his lady back
- 443
- 00:24:37,925 --> 00:24:40,826
- and thinks that celibacy is the way to go.
- 444
- 00:24:40,828 --> 00:24:42,394
- Not always the way, you know?
- 445
- 00:24:42,396 --> 00:24:45,529
- Absolutely not! If you
- really want her back,
- 446
- 00:24:45,531 --> 00:24:47,731
- the first thing you should do is fuck me.
- 447
- 00:24:47,733 --> 00:24:50,000
- She makes a compelling argument, Kev.
- 448
- 00:24:50,002 --> 00:24:53,241
- Why don't we just go somewhere
- quiet so we can at least talk?
- 449
- 00:24:58,811 --> 00:25:01,913
- Look, if I told you the reason I
- don't wanna do it, you'd understand.
- 450
- 00:25:01,915 --> 00:25:04,749
- No one's judging here. It's a house rule.
- 451
- 00:25:04,751 --> 00:25:07,320
- This is a no-judgment zone, okay?
- 452
- 00:25:08,321 --> 00:25:09,456
- It's personal. It's...
- 453
- 00:25:10,723 --> 00:25:12,092
- I've got this problem...
- 454
- 00:25:13,694 --> 00:25:16,361
- with my dick.
- 455
- 00:25:16,363 --> 00:25:19,834
- - Is it a wart?
- - No, it's not that kinda thing. It's...
- 456
- 00:25:21,835 --> 00:25:23,738
- It's like my dick is cursed.
- 457
- 00:25:24,671 --> 00:25:25,836
- What?
- 458
- 00:25:25,838 --> 00:25:27,705
- There's no such thing as a cursed dick.
- 459
- 00:25:27,707 --> 00:25:31,576
- Really? 'Cause I've fucked things up
- in my life and all because of my dick.
- 460
- 00:25:31,578 --> 00:25:34,315
- And I've decided to just kinda
- leave it alone for a while.
- 461
- 00:25:35,549 --> 00:25:37,348
- You're leaving your dick alone?
- 462
- 00:25:37,350 --> 00:25:40,852
- Yes. Look, I get it, all
- right? I'm a freak, but...
- 463
- 00:25:40,854 --> 00:25:43,054
- Don't call yourself a freak.
- 464
- 00:25:43,056 --> 00:25:45,293
- You can share anything with us.
- 465
- 00:25:51,665 --> 00:25:54,165
- The first time I jerked off, right?
- 466
- 00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:57,501
- I'm in bed sick, home from school, and...
- 467
- 00:25:57,503 --> 00:26:02,941
- I'm watching TV and the shuttle
- Columbia breaks apart on re-entry.
- 468
- 00:26:02,943 --> 00:26:06,213
- You think you made the
- space shuttle explode.
- 469
- 00:26:07,313 --> 00:26:08,646
- Indirectly.
- 470
- 00:26:08,648 --> 00:26:12,152
- Kevin, that was an accident.
- You can't take that personally.
- 471
- 00:26:15,556 --> 00:26:17,888
- First girl I had sex with almost died.
- 472
- 00:26:17,890 --> 00:26:21,159
- Zade, please.
- 473
- 00:26:21,161 --> 00:26:25,396
- I'm serious. We were 16. And we'd
- been dating for about a month.
- 474
- 00:26:25,398 --> 00:26:30,167
- Well, their parents were out
- of town so we had a little wine.
- 475
- 00:26:30,169 --> 00:26:33,771
- Well, we started making out,
- and I finally get this condom on
- 476
- 00:26:33,773 --> 00:26:35,707
- and I'm going in and out
- 477
- 00:26:35,709 --> 00:26:41,246
- and we're making noises and she starts
- to scream, so I think I'm doing awesome.
- 478
- 00:26:41,248 --> 00:26:43,080
- But then...
- 479
- 00:26:43,082 --> 00:26:46,183
- she ruptured a cyst or something.
- 480
- 00:26:46,185 --> 00:26:47,952
- And she has to have surgery.
- 481
- 00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:50,124
- And for the next three
- days, we're in the hospital.
- 482
- 00:26:50,924 --> 00:26:52,859
- She had them before she met you.
- 483
- 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,493
- You're missing the point.
- 484
- 00:26:56,495 --> 00:27:01,532
- Nine months ago, I was engaged to
- the most wonderful girl in the world.
- 485
- 00:27:01,534 --> 00:27:05,071
- We were at our joint bachelor
- and bachelorette party.
- 486
- 00:27:25,826 --> 00:27:28,226
- Wait a minute, that's not you being cursed.
- 487
- 00:27:28,228 --> 00:27:31,895
- That's you getting caught
- getting a blowjob off a stripper.
- 488
- 00:27:31,897 --> 00:27:33,265
- Yeah, because I'm a horny asshole
- 489
- 00:27:33,267 --> 00:27:34,569
- and I just should have said no.
- 490
- 00:27:35,769 --> 00:27:38,105
- Anyways, I tried to explain myself.
- 491
- 00:27:38,638 --> 00:27:39,940
- Angie, wait.
- 492
- 00:27:42,175 --> 00:27:45,576
- Angie, she tied my hands! Angie!
- 493
- 00:27:45,578 --> 00:27:47,711
- She moved out the next day.
- 494
- 00:27:47,713 --> 00:27:51,551
- Because of my dick, I lost the
- one thing I truly cared about.
- 495
- 00:27:55,989 --> 00:27:58,626
- I mean, that's the saddest
- story I've ever heard.
- 496
- 00:28:01,294 --> 00:28:04,695
- His dick isn't cursed. He just
- got caught cheating. End of story.
- 497
- 00:28:04,697 --> 00:28:09,102
- No, no. That's way too many
- things to happen to one guy.
- 498
- 00:28:09,869 --> 00:28:12,002
- He lost his one true love.
- 499
- 00:28:12,004 --> 00:28:14,107
- There's nothing worse in the whole world.
- 500
- 00:28:14,941 --> 00:28:16,611
- He's just a narcissist.
- 501
- 00:28:18,478 --> 00:28:19,978
- How am I a narcissist?
- 502
- 00:28:19,980 --> 00:28:22,713
- You think the world
- revolves around your dick.
- 503
- 00:28:22,715 --> 00:28:24,715
- I don't want it to, it just does.
- 504
- 00:28:24,717 --> 00:28:28,219
- No. Shit happens. It's just life.
- 505
- 00:28:28,221 --> 00:28:29,988
- Didn't you hear his story?
- 506
- 00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:31,823
- This man is cursed.
- 507
- 00:28:31,825 --> 00:28:36,027
- This is fucking ridiculous.
- None of this is connected.
- 508
- 00:28:36,029 --> 00:28:38,563
- Let's just have sex.
- Nothing bad is gonna happen.
- 509
- 00:28:38,565 --> 00:28:40,097
- Are you serious, right now?
- 510
- 00:28:40,099 --> 00:28:41,266
- After everything I just told you
- 511
- 00:28:41,268 --> 00:28:42,834
- you still wanna have sex with me?
- 512
- 00:28:42,836 --> 00:28:45,303
- Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
- 513
- 00:28:45,305 --> 00:28:46,503
- And we don't have to have sex,
- 514
- 00:28:46,505 --> 00:28:49,039
- I can just touch it a little bit,
- 515
- 00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:51,511
- Just do it, Kev. Give it a try.
- 516
- 00:28:52,178 --> 00:28:54,179
- See, isn't that nice?
- 517
- 00:28:56,550 --> 00:28:59,319
- - Guys, Carl's in trouble. We need help. Come on.
- - Oh, shit!
- 518
- 00:29:02,055 --> 00:29:04,158
- Fucking...
- 519
- 00:29:08,261 --> 00:29:09,560
- Jesus.
- 520
- 00:29:09,562 --> 00:29:10,994
- It won't go down.
- 521
- 00:29:10,996 --> 00:29:13,097
- Yeah. Too many little blue pills, baby.
- 522
- 00:29:13,099 --> 00:29:15,001
- Oh, shit!
- 523
- 00:29:15,935 --> 00:29:17,736
- Oh, there's something wrong here.
- 524
- 00:29:17,738 --> 00:29:19,971
- - I'm in pain!
- - Carl.
- 525
- 00:29:19,973 --> 00:29:22,006
- Be honest with me how many did you take?
- 526
- 00:29:22,008 --> 00:29:24,509
- A 130 milligrams.
- 527
- 00:29:24,511 --> 00:29:26,144
- God, man.
- 528
- 00:29:26,146 --> 00:29:29,580
- You're not a rhinoceros.
- Get some ice, Kevin. Now!
- 529
- 00:29:33,919 --> 00:29:35,155
- Oh my god.
- 530
- 00:29:39,492 --> 00:29:40,624
- Breathe, breathe.
- 531
- 00:29:40,626 --> 00:29:41,761
- - I got ice.
- - All right.
- 532
- 00:29:42,729 --> 00:29:43,998
- The hell is this?
- 533
- 00:29:45,264 --> 00:29:46,232
- Ready?
- 534
- 00:29:49,935 --> 00:29:51,970
- - No! No!
- - Hold on.
- 535
- 00:29:55,142 --> 00:29:57,509
- - Okay. Okay.
- - All right, Carl. Listen, you got this.
- 536
- 00:29:57,511 --> 00:29:59,411
- You can do this, I know you can, all right?
- 537
- 00:29:59,413 --> 00:30:02,012
- It's like an itch. You just have
- to disassociate yourself from it.
- 538
- 00:30:02,014 --> 00:30:03,684
- Fucking itch!
- 539
- 00:30:04,784 --> 00:30:06,617
- Trust him, Carl.
- 540
- 00:30:06,619 --> 00:30:09,653
- Okay, look. I haven't had sex in nine
- months, okay? I know what I'm doing.
- 541
- 00:30:09,655 --> 00:30:11,623
- Just listen to me, right.
- 542
- 00:30:11,625 --> 00:30:14,792
- What I want you to do is
- imagine you're Anne Frank.
- 543
- 00:30:16,061 --> 00:30:18,596
- Remember the little
- Jewish girl in the attic?
- 544
- 00:30:18,598 --> 00:30:20,932
- She had to lie real quietly
- otherwise they were gonna shoot her.
- 545
- 00:30:20,934 --> 00:30:23,300
- - I remember fucking Anne Frank!
- - Okay.
- 546
- 00:30:23,302 --> 00:30:26,703
- All right. Just close your
- eyes, you're in the attic.
- 547
- 00:30:26,705 --> 00:30:29,641
- You can hear the sound of
- the boots on the cobblestone.
- 548
- 00:30:29,643 --> 00:30:32,277
- Don't make a sound, okay? Don't even move.
- 549
- 00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:34,077
- Otherwise the Nazis are gonna get you.
- 550
- 00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:38,450
- I don't give a fuck about the fucking
- Nazis! My cock is going to explode.
- 551
- 00:30:38,452 --> 00:30:40,250
- Please take me to the hospital.
- 552
- 00:30:40,252 --> 00:30:44,189
- Carl, what you've got is
- called Priapism. No hospitals.
- 553
- 00:30:44,191 --> 00:30:47,157
- I know a better place.
- Zade, straight ahead.
- 554
- 00:30:47,159 --> 00:30:48,628
- Whatever you say, boss.
- 555
- 00:30:55,635 --> 00:30:59,971
- Do you ever notice how... people are
- only really real when they're sick,
- 556
- 00:30:59,973 --> 00:31:02,105
- - or they're dying.
- - Or orgasming.
- 557
- 00:31:02,107 --> 00:31:03,674
- Bad things always come from sex.
- 558
- 00:31:03,676 --> 00:31:05,175
- Oh, shut up.
- 559
- 00:31:05,177 --> 00:31:08,613
- It's true. Without sex there
- wouldn't be fighting, divorce, wars.
- 560
- 00:31:08,615 --> 00:31:10,748
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- 561
- 00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:15,185
- Without sex, there is
- also no release, no fun.
- 562
- 00:31:17,323 --> 00:31:19,824
- Okay. Bad things come
- from recreational sex.
- 563
- 00:31:19,826 --> 00:31:21,960
- What's recreational sex to you?
- 564
- 00:31:21,962 --> 00:31:25,395
- Careless sex. Sex that
- nobody put any thought into.
- 565
- 00:31:25,397 --> 00:31:28,668
- Oh my God, you are a freak.
- 566
- 00:31:33,005 --> 00:31:36,974
- - What's in this?
- - IV therapy. They had my recipe on file.
- 567
- 00:31:36,976 --> 00:31:39,376
- - Fuck yeah.
- - I'm serious.
- 568
- 00:31:39,378 --> 00:31:41,980
- I'm not gonna let this
- guy's life be ruined.
- 569
- 00:31:41,982 --> 00:31:43,448
- How are you gonna do that?
- 570
- 00:31:43,450 --> 00:31:45,583
- That's nice, Hank, but
- there's nothing you can do.
- 571
- 00:31:45,585 --> 00:31:47,018
- I need to just...
- 572
- 00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:50,424
- make my business a success and
- hope that Angie sees I've changed.
- 573
- 00:31:51,290 --> 00:31:54,992
- Yes. That's it. You got it!
- 574
- 00:31:54,994 --> 00:31:56,760
- You're gonna go to Angie's,
- 575
- 00:31:56,762 --> 00:31:58,630
- you're gonna tell her that your
- trampoline thingy's got off the ground
- 576
- 00:31:58,632 --> 00:32:01,999
- - and you're a new man. You're a genius!
- - Yeah, but...
- 577
- 00:32:02,001 --> 00:32:04,335
- - But that's not true.
- - It is true.
- 578
- 00:32:04,337 --> 00:32:05,806
- You let me fix this,
- 579
- 00:32:06,973 --> 00:32:09,143
- and I'll invest in trampoline world.
- 580
- 00:32:10,644 --> 00:32:12,143
- What?
- 581
- 00:32:12,145 --> 00:32:13,481
- I'll give you the money.
- 582
- 00:32:14,614 --> 00:32:17,214
- You're, you're gonna give me the money?
- 583
- 00:32:17,216 --> 00:32:19,450
- I'll give you the startup funds, yes.
- 584
- 00:32:19,452 --> 00:32:22,356
- How much can it cost? 250, 300 grand?
- 585
- 00:32:23,656 --> 00:32:25,425
- I need 60,000 dollars.
- 586
- 00:32:27,827 --> 00:32:32,262
- You only need 60 grand to
- start a business in America?
- 587
- 00:32:32,264 --> 00:32:35,232
- What a fucking great country this is, huh?
- 588
- 00:32:35,234 --> 00:32:36,601
- All right, I'm gonna get you the money.
- 589
- 00:32:36,603 --> 00:32:38,368
- We're gonna go talk to
- her, tell her all about it,
- 590
- 00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:40,404
- we're gonna clean this whole mess up today.
- 591
- 00:32:40,406 --> 00:32:44,842
- We can't go see her today. I mean, I need
- to make sure the business is up and running,
- 592
- 00:32:44,844 --> 00:32:46,443
- - and then...
- - No.
- 593
- 00:32:46,445 --> 00:32:49,646
- No. We're doing it
- today. We're doing it now.
- 594
- 00:32:49,648 --> 00:32:52,349
- I'm not letting your
- one true love get away.
- 595
- 00:32:52,351 --> 00:32:55,420
- We are going to her house right now.
- 596
- 00:32:55,422 --> 00:32:58,722
- I'm not letting you make
- the same mistakes I've made.
- 597
- 00:32:58,724 --> 00:33:01,361
- I'm gonna get this done if
- it's the last thing I do.
- 598
- 00:33:04,129 --> 00:33:05,598
- Why are you being so nice to me, Hank?
- 599
- 00:33:10,537 --> 00:33:13,971
- Love is the most important
- thing in the world, man.
- 600
- 00:33:13,973 --> 00:33:15,542
- It's what everything is about.
- 601
- 00:33:16,475 --> 00:33:19,546
- Without love, you got nothing. Zero.
- 602
- 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,550
- I'm not letting you disappear, Kev.
- 603
- 00:33:23,582 --> 00:33:24,551
- Come on.
- 604
- 00:33:27,553 --> 00:33:29,554
- - Really?
- - Hello darling.
- 605
- 00:33:29,556 --> 00:33:31,388
- Can I borrow a pen, please?
- 606
- 00:33:31,390 --> 00:33:34,794
- This is my only pen. I
- need it for my charts.
- 607
- 00:33:36,096 --> 00:33:37,765
- I'm good for it. I cross my heart.
- 608
- 00:33:38,263 --> 00:33:39,963
- Thank you.
- 609
- 00:33:39,965 --> 00:33:41,766
- Let's see that arm.
- 610
- 00:33:41,768 --> 00:33:43,300
- Uh, 60, right?
- 611
- 00:33:43,302 --> 00:33:45,670
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 612
- 00:33:45,672 --> 00:33:48,541
- Let's make it 80. What's the date today?
- 613
- 00:33:49,175 --> 00:33:50,607
- The 31st.
- 614
- 00:33:50,609 --> 00:33:51,911
- 31st.
- 615
- 00:33:53,178 --> 00:33:54,647
- - Hank?
- - There we are.
- 616
- 00:33:55,147 --> 00:33:56,513
- Yeah.
- 617
- 00:33:56,515 --> 00:33:59,450
- I don't... I don't know what to say.
- 618
- 00:33:59,452 --> 00:34:02,323
- Just get the girl back.
- Then we're all square.
- 619
- 00:34:03,188 --> 00:34:04,591
- I'll see you outside.
- 620
- 00:34:09,595 --> 00:34:11,264
- So, how did you get into this line of work?
- 621
- 00:34:12,531 --> 00:34:14,499
- My momma was a drug addict.
- 622
- 00:34:14,501 --> 00:34:16,633
- She introduced me to it.
- 623
- 00:34:16,635 --> 00:34:18,805
- My daddy skipped out on us when I was 12.
- 624
- 00:34:20,673 --> 00:34:22,575
- I'm fucking with you.
- 625
- 00:34:23,109 --> 00:34:24,941
- I like sex.
- 626
- 00:34:24,943 --> 00:34:28,312
- I pretty much fuck everyone
- I go on a date with anyway
- 627
- 00:34:28,314 --> 00:34:30,948
- so I thought I might
- as well get paid for it.
- 628
- 00:34:30,950 --> 00:34:33,584
- - Isn't it dangerous?
- - No.
- 629
- 00:34:33,586 --> 00:34:35,787
- - What if you don't wanna do it?
- - I don't do it.
- 630
- 00:34:35,789 --> 00:34:38,122
- - Isn't it degrading? I mean...
- - Here's the deal.
- 631
- 00:34:38,124 --> 00:34:41,292
- Sandy's gonna stay with Carl.
- I've given her combat pay.
- 632
- 00:34:41,294 --> 00:34:43,696
- So she's gonna get him up and moving out.
- 633
- 00:34:44,798 --> 00:34:46,500
- I feel fantastic.
- 634
- 00:34:47,901 --> 00:34:50,037
- Okay. Pop the trunk, I'm gonna change.
- 635
- 00:34:52,138 --> 00:34:53,507
- Thank you, Zade.
- 636
- 00:34:54,506 --> 00:34:55,908
- Always gotta be prepared.
- 637
- 00:35:05,618 --> 00:35:09,553
- Okay. So, let's focus.
- Where do we find this Angie?
- 638
- 00:35:09,555 --> 00:35:11,524
- Well, I can't just show up at her work.
- 639
- 00:35:12,124 --> 00:35:13,991
- Why not? What does she do?
- 640
- 00:35:13,993 --> 00:35:15,292
- Well, she's a school teacher.
- 641
- 00:35:15,294 --> 00:35:18,328
- Of course, she is. I love teachers.
- 642
- 00:35:18,330 --> 00:35:20,733
- What does she teach? Reading? Math?
- 643
- 00:35:21,133 --> 00:35:22,533
- P.E.
- 644
- 00:35:22,535 --> 00:35:26,604
- - She doesn't teach trampolining by any chance?
- - No.
- 645
- 00:35:26,606 --> 00:35:29,439
- I mean, she does but
- that's not all she does.
- 646
- 00:35:29,441 --> 00:35:31,075
- - I mean, she...
- - I love this.
- 647
- 00:35:31,077 --> 00:35:33,644
- We're gonna go to the school.
- She'll be getting off soon.
- 648
- 00:35:33,646 --> 00:35:36,214
- You're gonna tell her you're
- sorry in front of the kids.
- 649
- 00:35:36,216 --> 00:35:37,814
- It'll be like in all those films.
- 650
- 00:35:37,816 --> 00:35:39,883
- Then the kids will tell her to kiss you.
- 651
- 00:35:39,885 --> 00:35:41,852
- It'll be great.
- 652
- 00:35:41,854 --> 00:35:43,790
- I don't think we should
- go anywhere near her work.
- 653
- 00:35:45,258 --> 00:35:46,926
- Do you want the 80 grand or not?
- 654
- 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,836
- Oh, boy.
- 655
- 00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:02,439
- Okay.
- 656
- 00:36:02,441 --> 00:36:05,509
- You're gonna go in there, you're gonna
- tell her you're a big success now,
- 657
- 00:36:05,511 --> 00:36:06,946
- and that you want her back.
- 658
- 00:36:08,247 --> 00:36:11,682
- And why is she gonna believe
- that I'm some big success now?
- 659
- 00:36:11,684 --> 00:36:13,517
- Because you got my IOU.
- 660
- 00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:17,490
- - Yeah, written on my arm.
- - It sure is.
- 661
- 00:36:18,490 --> 00:36:21,158
- Okay. Then I'll take a photo.
- 662
- 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,662
- I'll take a picture of your
- arm and it'll act a legal note.
- 663
- 00:36:24,664 --> 00:36:26,633
- Why don't you just write him a check?
- 664
- 00:36:29,234 --> 00:36:31,602
- Yep, okay. What's your name, Kevin?
- 665
- 00:36:31,604 --> 00:36:34,742
- Uh, MacDonald.
- M-A-C, MacDonald.
- 666
- 00:36:36,676 --> 00:36:39,046
- All right. We're gonna wait for you here.
- 667
- 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,147
- This is a bad idea.
- 668
- 00:36:43,149 --> 00:36:46,116
- - I mean...
- - First of all, it's not a bad idea.
- 669
- 00:36:46,118 --> 00:36:47,884
- Okay? And frankly,
- 670
- 00:36:47,886 --> 00:36:51,154
- personally, I'm insulted
- with your negativity.
- 671
- 00:36:51,156 --> 00:36:52,656
- You've gotta show this woman
- 672
- 00:36:52,658 --> 00:36:54,591
- that you're invested in her, man.
- 673
- 00:36:54,593 --> 00:36:56,928
- You can't just send her a fucking email.
- 674
- 00:36:56,930 --> 00:37:00,397
- You gotta do something
- dramatic, that's romantic.
- 675
- 00:37:00,399 --> 00:37:01,468
- Yeah, but...
- 676
- 00:37:02,334 --> 00:37:03,803
- it's just not normal.
- 677
- 00:37:05,504 --> 00:37:08,372
- Well, let me tell you
- something, Kevin MacDonald.
- 678
- 00:37:08,374 --> 00:37:10,644
- All grand passions are abnormal.
- 679
- 00:37:13,111 --> 00:37:14,647
- That's what makes them grand.
- 680
- 00:37:17,082 --> 00:37:18,184
- Go get 'em, kid.
- 681
- 00:37:19,785 --> 00:37:21,187
- Here goes nothing.
- 682
- 00:37:24,356 --> 00:37:25,792
- Hey, should we go with him?
- 683
- 00:37:32,497 --> 00:37:34,033
- Man, I hated school.
- 684
- 00:37:34,633 --> 00:37:37,200
- - Me too.
- - I loved it.
- 685
- 00:37:37,202 --> 00:37:38,671
- Best time of my life.
- 686
- 00:37:39,539 --> 00:37:41,138
- Being a kid.
- 687
- 00:37:44,243 --> 00:37:47,948
- Is this whole trampolining
- thing a ploy to get her back?
- 688
- 00:37:48,914 --> 00:37:50,448
- No.
- 689
- 00:37:50,450 --> 00:37:52,950
- - You know she didn't leave you because of the blowjob.
- - Shh, come on.
- 690
- 00:37:52,952 --> 00:37:54,618
- No, but she did.
- 691
- 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:57,321
- No. No one ever leaves
- someone because of sex.
- 692
- 00:37:57,323 --> 00:38:00,258
- What are you talking about? People leave
- each other all the time because of affairs.
- 693
- 00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:03,560
- They don't. They leave because
- they don't love each other enough.
- 694
- 00:38:03,562 --> 00:38:05,566
- And that's why the affair happens.
- 695
- 00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:10,200
- Well, I love Angie. Always have.
- 696
- 00:38:10,202 --> 00:38:13,337
- Not enough. You wouldn't have
- gotten a blowjob if you did.
- 697
- 00:38:13,339 --> 00:38:14,971
- Here we go, game time.
- 698
- 00:38:14,973 --> 00:38:16,741
- Can I help you?
- 699
- 00:38:16,743 --> 00:38:19,410
- Uh, yeah. We're here to see Angie Cooper.
- 700
- 00:38:19,412 --> 00:38:20,678
- And who are you?
- 701
- 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,680
- I'm just a friend, an old friend of hers.
- 702
- 00:38:22,682 --> 00:38:23,850
- And who are you two?
- 703
- 00:38:24,751 --> 00:38:26,917
- We're new friends.
- 704
- 00:38:26,919 --> 00:38:30,523
- I remember the chairs being
- bigger. Does everyone say that?
- 705
- 00:38:32,091 --> 00:38:35,692
- Miss Cooper isn't in today, she's ill.
- 706
- 00:38:35,694 --> 00:38:37,528
- Oh, god. What's wrong with her?
- 707
- 00:38:37,530 --> 00:38:40,064
- Well, I can't divulge personal information.
- 708
- 00:38:40,066 --> 00:38:41,966
- I'd be happy to send her a message.
- 709
- 00:38:41,968 --> 00:38:43,667
- Great, yeah. If you could
- just tell her that Kevin...
- 710
- 00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:46,136
- No, no, that's fine. Uh, I'll call her.
- 711
- 00:38:46,138 --> 00:38:47,740
- - Mmhmm.
- - Thanks.
- 712
- 00:38:49,107 --> 00:38:49,874
- Lame.
- 713
- 00:38:49,876 --> 00:38:51,678
- - Lovely school.
- - Thank you.
- 714
- 00:38:58,251 --> 00:39:00,383
- We're gonna spread out.
- 715
- 00:39:00,385 --> 00:39:03,254
- She's sick, so she's vulnerable.
- 716
- 00:39:03,256 --> 00:39:06,122
- We need to put together a care
- package that says "I love you,"
- 717
- 00:39:06,124 --> 00:39:09,794
- that says "I'm gonna
- look after you forever."
- 718
- 00:39:09,796 --> 00:39:14,234
- I'll take aisles one and two, Kevin,
- three and four, Zade, five and six.
- 719
- 00:39:17,403 --> 00:39:18,638
- How long have you known him?
- 720
- 00:39:20,406 --> 00:39:22,342
- Nine hours, give or take.
- 721
- 00:39:27,914 --> 00:39:29,747
- You think this is a good idea?
- 722
- 00:39:29,749 --> 00:39:32,515
- Wouldn't you think it was weird
- if your ex showed up at your house
- 723
- 00:39:32,517 --> 00:39:35,054
- with a stranger and a pros...
- 724
- 00:39:36,189 --> 00:39:38,292
- Another lady?
- 725
- 00:39:39,926 --> 00:39:42,058
- I'd probably find that weird.
- 726
- 00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:44,196
- But that's also why I like it.
- 727
- 00:39:45,031 --> 00:39:46,263
- You'd like it?
- 728
- 00:39:46,265 --> 00:39:47,798
- Why not? Shows imagination.
- 729
- 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,100
- Maybe but Angie's not like you.
- 730
- 00:39:50,102 --> 00:39:52,269
- How is she different?
- 731
- 00:39:52,271 --> 00:39:55,374
- I don't know. She just doesn't
- talk about sex all the time.
- 732
- 00:39:57,877 --> 00:40:01,782
- I get it. Holy shit.
- You're a fucking prude.
- 733
- 00:40:03,149 --> 00:40:04,814
- - I'm not a prude.
- - Then why do you squirm
- 734
- 00:40:04,816 --> 00:40:07,153
- at any mention of anything sexual?
- 735
- 00:40:07,452 --> 00:40:08,685
- Prudish.
- 736
- 00:40:08,687 --> 00:40:11,622
- Not prudish. I am not prudish. Not at all.
- 737
- 00:40:11,624 --> 00:40:13,024
- Then prove it.
- 738
- 00:40:13,026 --> 00:40:16,396
- What are three words that
- when put together get nasty?
- 739
- 00:40:17,162 --> 00:40:18,331
- I'm not doing this.
- 740
- 00:40:19,332 --> 00:40:22,832
- Puny. Blood. Fuck.
- 741
- 00:40:22,834 --> 00:40:26,136
- - Would you stop?
- - Aw, you can't think of any?
- 742
- 00:40:26,138 --> 00:40:28,841
- - Three words.
- - I'm not playing, Zade.
- 743
- 00:40:29,809 --> 00:40:32,078
- You are not very mad at me, are you, Kev?
- 744
- 00:40:34,479 --> 00:40:37,381
- - Smelly poop truck.
- - That's it!
- 745
- 00:40:37,383 --> 00:40:39,419
- Three more, disgust me.
- 746
- 00:40:41,553 --> 00:40:43,055
- You know, you're really smart,
- 747
- 00:40:43,522 --> 00:40:44,758
- and really pretty,
- 748
- 00:40:45,624 --> 00:40:47,026
- you don't have to be so aggressive.
- 749
- 00:40:49,629 --> 00:40:51,028
- Ever raise your voice, Kevvo?
- 750
- 00:40:51,030 --> 00:40:54,700
- Ever get mad and just let rip?
- 751
- 00:40:55,368 --> 00:40:58,134
- Anal, lick, prolapse.
- 752
- 00:40:58,136 --> 00:40:59,569
- Baggy, vag, mouse!
- 753
- 00:40:59,571 --> 00:41:01,205
- Oh!
- 754
- 00:41:01,207 --> 00:41:03,810
- I'm really sorry, I was just making a joke.
- 755
- 00:41:04,343 --> 00:41:05,779
- Well, what was the joke?
- 756
- 00:41:07,046 --> 00:41:08,212
- Excuse me?
- 757
- 00:41:08,214 --> 00:41:10,417
- I didn't hear it. What was the joke?
- 758
- 00:41:12,852 --> 00:41:15,151
- - Knock Knock.
- - Who's there?
- 759
- 00:41:15,153 --> 00:41:16,520
- Isabel.
- 760
- 00:41:16,522 --> 00:41:17,754
- Isabel who?
- 761
- 00:41:17,756 --> 00:41:20,359
- Isabel necessary on that bicycle?
- 762
- 00:41:21,660 --> 00:41:24,063
- Shit, I'm sorry I even asked.
- 763
- 00:41:28,367 --> 00:41:29,836
- I thought that was funny.
- 764
- 00:41:41,914 --> 00:41:44,348
- We totally fell apart back there.
- 765
- 00:41:44,350 --> 00:41:47,383
- - I did not!
- - No, you did.
- 766
- 00:41:47,385 --> 00:41:49,453
- Like a little girl.
- 767
- 00:41:49,455 --> 00:41:52,256
- And that isn't technically
- a word by the way.
- 768
- 00:41:52,258 --> 00:41:54,658
- Well, you're not technically a businessman.
- 769
- 00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,993
- - Yes, I am.
- - No, you're not.
- 770
- 00:41:56,995 --> 00:41:59,765
- Look at you, you look like
- a guy who cleans a pool.
- 771
- 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,466
- - Ew?
- - She's right.
- 772
- 00:42:02,468 --> 00:42:03,933
- We gotta get you looking sharp.
- 773
- 00:42:03,935 --> 00:42:06,173
- Like Angie's idea of an entrepreneur.
- 774
- 00:42:06,839 --> 00:42:08,372
- Let's go shopping.
- 775
- 00:42:08,374 --> 00:42:09,475
- Come on.
- 776
- 00:42:12,345 --> 00:42:14,414
- I'm doing this for you, Kev, come on!
- 777
- 00:42:19,519 --> 00:42:23,522
- Is it true what they say about
- guys with medium-sized feet?
- 778
- 00:42:24,756 --> 00:42:26,890
- Zade, pick out a pair if you want.
- 779
- 00:42:26,892 --> 00:42:29,058
- No, thanks. Not really my style.
- 780
- 00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:31,361
- Should I have gotten Carl a suit?
- 781
- 00:42:31,363 --> 00:42:33,999
- You know what, I haven't heard from Sandy.
- 782
- 00:42:35,468 --> 00:42:37,838
- All right, so when she opens the
- door, what should I say again?
- 783
- 00:42:40,238 --> 00:42:42,439
- You're telling her that you've succeeded.
- 784
- 00:42:42,441 --> 00:42:45,345
- Okay? You're gonna show her the
- check, and that you're sorry.
- 785
- 00:42:46,745 --> 00:42:49,281
- That's... that's too strange.
- 786
- 00:42:50,716 --> 00:42:53,487
- All right. Tell her that without her...
- 787
- 00:42:54,419 --> 00:42:55,789
- you're nothing but a shadow.
- 788
- 00:42:56,589 --> 00:42:57,557
- Tell her that...
- 789
- 00:42:58,457 --> 00:42:59,426
- your heart...
- 790
- 00:43:00,059 --> 00:43:03,026
- is like a mold hedgehog...
- 791
- 00:43:03,028 --> 00:43:05,531
- smashed up against the
- blades of a lawnmower.
- 792
- 00:43:06,966 --> 00:43:08,935
- Zade, what do you think I should say?
- 793
- 00:43:11,636 --> 00:43:13,472
- Tell her you want to much her pussy.
- 794
- 00:43:16,809 --> 00:43:18,345
- - How's that fit?
- - Oh...
- 795
- 00:43:19,377 --> 00:43:20,678
- It's a bit roomy.
- 796
- 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:23,479
- Hey Zade, keep trying Sandy, will you?
- 797
- 00:43:23,481 --> 00:43:24,448
- Here, let me check this out.
- 798
- 00:43:24,450 --> 00:43:26,649
- Hank, you need a new phone.
- 799
- 00:43:26,651 --> 00:43:31,287
- Yeah, I'd go down half a size, Kev, I
- mean, it all depends on the choice of sock.
- 800
- 00:43:31,289 --> 00:43:33,457
- Yeah, I'll go down half a size.
- 801
- 00:43:33,459 --> 00:43:34,493
- I agree. Here.
- 802
- 00:43:35,861 --> 00:43:37,897
- What would you say? Seriously, Zade.
- 803
- 00:43:38,930 --> 00:43:41,698
- Maybe don't talk about yourself so much.
- 804
- 00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:44,100
- Tell her that she's your miracle,
- 805
- 00:43:44,102 --> 00:43:47,671
- that without her your life means nothing.
- 806
- 00:43:47,673 --> 00:43:52,075
- Tell her that she's more beautiful
- than a full moon in Montana
- 807
- 00:43:52,077 --> 00:43:54,345
- or the poetry of Rumi,
- 808
- 00:43:54,347 --> 00:43:59,450
- or any other beautiful thing
- that man or nature has yet made.
- 809
- 00:43:59,452 --> 00:44:05,756
- Tell her that she's a genius
- of Einstein-ian proportions.
- 810
- 00:44:05,758 --> 00:44:07,658
- And that she's sexy,
- 811
- 00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:09,162
- and does sexy well.
- 812
- 00:44:10,162 --> 00:44:14,868
- And that you really,
- really, really love her.
- 813
- 00:44:20,872 --> 00:44:24,575
- Wow. Say, that was
- really... it was really good.
- 814
- 00:44:24,577 --> 00:44:26,078
- That's an handsome fit, sir.
- 815
- 00:44:26,912 --> 00:44:28,281
- Great, we'll take 'em.
- 816
- 00:44:33,551 --> 00:44:34,553
- Let's run for it.
- 817
- 00:44:35,153 --> 00:44:36,589
- Stop! Wait!
- 818
- 00:44:38,024 --> 00:44:40,126
- Come on, people! Come on!
- 819
- 00:44:45,564 --> 00:44:46,566
- We got this.
- 820
- 00:45:22,301 --> 00:45:24,435
- It wasn't the clerk's fault.
- 821
- 00:45:24,437 --> 00:45:26,940
- Those plastic tags are a nuisance.
- 822
- 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,443
- But a straight razor gives
- us a concealed weapon.
- 823
- 00:45:32,410 --> 00:45:35,178
- I have a collection. That's an antique.
- 824
- 00:45:35,180 --> 00:45:37,113
- That doesn't mean that you can carry it.
- 825
- 00:45:37,115 --> 00:45:39,249
- I sincerely apologize, Officers.
- 826
- 00:45:39,251 --> 00:45:41,685
- Look, you have to understand
- where we're coming from.
- 827
- 00:45:41,687 --> 00:45:45,189
- You were running through a
- place of business with a weapon.
- 828
- 00:45:45,191 --> 00:45:47,256
- It was all part of a romantic gesture.
- 829
- 00:45:47,258 --> 00:45:49,859
- My... my friend here lost his true love.
- 830
- 00:45:49,861 --> 00:45:53,363
- We're giving him a makeover.
- He's gonna win her back.
- 831
- 00:45:53,365 --> 00:45:54,600
- Come on, guys.
- 832
- 00:45:57,336 --> 00:46:00,270
- I'm not against romantic gestures per se.
- 833
- 00:46:00,272 --> 00:46:02,506
- It's true. He's not.
- 834
- 00:46:02,508 --> 00:46:05,312
- Officer, it was a
- misunderstanding, come on.
- 835
- 00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:10,513
- I'm moved by your argument.
- 836
- 00:46:10,515 --> 00:46:13,082
- So I'm gonna let you go with a warning.
- 837
- 00:46:13,084 --> 00:46:14,521
- But we're gonna keep the razor.
- 838
- 00:46:15,053 --> 00:46:16,720
- Thank you, Officers.
- 839
- 00:46:16,722 --> 00:46:19,122
- Give love, get love, sir.
- 840
- 00:46:19,124 --> 00:46:20,459
- Can I give you a hug?
- 841
- 00:46:28,734 --> 00:46:30,437
- Now that's unfortunate.
- 842
- 00:46:43,816 --> 00:46:45,948
- I can't believe they
- couldn't look the other way.
- 843
- 00:46:45,950 --> 00:46:48,218
- Drugs are drugs, they couldn't
- have looked the other way.
- 844
- 00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:50,720
- You're such a fucking prude.
- 845
- 00:46:50,722 --> 00:46:52,022
- Where are we going?
- 846
- 00:46:52,024 --> 00:46:53,957
- I need shoes.
- 847
- 00:46:53,959 --> 00:46:55,558
- Hang out in the car.
- 848
- 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,794
- Where are we?
- 849
- 00:46:56,796 --> 00:46:58,431
- Look, wait in the car.
- I'll be back in a minute.
- 850
- 00:46:59,865 --> 00:47:00,800
- Zade?
- 851
- 00:47:01,834 --> 00:47:03,066
- Is this your brothel?
- 852
- 00:47:03,068 --> 00:47:04,803
- No-one says brothel.
- 853
- 00:47:13,412 --> 00:47:15,381
- Jesus, Zade. What the hell are you doing?
- 854
- 00:47:22,021 --> 00:47:23,289
- You fucker.
- 855
- 00:47:29,794 --> 00:47:31,063
- Come on, Zade.
- 856
- 00:47:38,236 --> 00:47:39,705
- Jesus, they're all at it.
- 857
- 00:47:43,642 --> 00:47:44,644
- What the fuck!
- 858
- 00:47:46,678 --> 00:47:47,546
- Fuck it.
- 859
- 00:48:27,886 --> 00:48:29,254
- Where are you, Zade?
- 860
- 00:48:31,789 --> 00:48:32,923
- May I help you?
- 861
- 00:48:32,925 --> 00:48:34,260
- No, no.
- 862
- 00:48:36,095 --> 00:48:37,297
- I'm here to see Zade.
- 863
- 00:48:38,030 --> 00:48:40,399
- - Zade?
- - Yeah. Zade. Uh...
- 864
- 00:48:40,999 --> 00:48:42,633
- I think she works here.
- 865
- 00:48:42,635 --> 00:48:43,834
- Well, that's funny
- 866
- 00:48:43,836 --> 00:48:47,169
- 'cause it's just my family as far as I know
- 867
- 00:48:47,171 --> 00:48:49,740
- and, well, some might call that work, I...
- 868
- 00:48:49,742 --> 00:48:51,144
- Sorry, um...
- 869
- 00:48:52,111 --> 00:48:53,379
- Must be the wrong address.
- 870
- 00:48:54,046 --> 00:48:55,248
- Kev?
- 871
- 00:48:56,147 --> 00:48:58,314
- I told you to wait in the car.
- 872
- 00:48:58,316 --> 00:48:59,551
- I'll be down in a minute.
- 873
- 00:49:02,921 --> 00:49:04,723
- I think you should come in.
- 874
- 00:49:13,097 --> 00:49:19,169
- Okay. Lemon juice, sugar and water.
- 875
- 00:49:19,171 --> 00:49:21,573
- Tell me if it needs anything else.
- 876
- 00:49:23,075 --> 00:49:25,211
- And how exactly do you know Millie?
- 877
- 00:49:26,946 --> 00:49:27,814
- Millie?
- 878
- 00:49:28,847 --> 00:49:31,316
- Uh, Millicent, my daughter.
- 879
- 00:49:32,618 --> 00:49:34,017
- Oh. Um...
- 880
- 00:49:34,019 --> 00:49:35,718
- We met through a mutual friend.
- 881
- 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:38,721
- - Mutual friend.
- - Uh, work friend, really.
- 882
- 00:49:38,723 --> 00:49:42,828
- Kevin, are you a rider, too?
- 883
- 00:49:43,461 --> 00:49:44,329
- No.
- 884
- 00:49:45,363 --> 00:49:47,566
- Well, what is it exactly that you do?
- 885
- 00:49:48,867 --> 00:49:50,167
- I'm in construction.
- 886
- 00:49:50,169 --> 00:49:53,770
- Mmm. My daughter knows
- people in construction?
- 887
- 00:49:53,772 --> 00:49:57,341
- Well, a mutual friend
- through party and then,
- 888
- 00:49:57,343 --> 00:50:00,042
- and Millie was there.
- 889
- 00:50:00,044 --> 00:50:01,481
- Was Monique there?
- 890
- 00:50:01,879 --> 00:50:02,848
- No.
- 891
- 00:50:03,816 --> 00:50:08,752
- Monique is a friend of
- Millie's. Great tits.
- 892
- 00:50:08,754 --> 00:50:12,555
- She used to come over and do
- backstrokes in our pool every afternoon.
- 893
- 00:50:12,557 --> 00:50:14,825
- What a lovely way to spend an hour.
- 894
- 00:50:14,827 --> 00:50:18,765
- Watching her tits go up and down the pool.
- 895
- 00:50:19,531 --> 00:50:22,502
- Up and down, and flopping down.
- 896
- 00:50:23,736 --> 00:50:26,970
- I'm actually getting out
- of construction. Uh...
- 897
- 00:50:26,972 --> 00:50:28,337
- Gonna start my own business.
- 898
- 00:50:28,339 --> 00:50:29,906
- I'm gonna call it "Trampoline World."
- 899
- 00:50:29,908 --> 00:50:33,176
- It's gonna be this amusement
- park in the warehouse district.
- 900
- 00:50:33,178 --> 00:50:35,845
- We're gonna have Sky Slam basketball,
- 901
- 00:50:35,847 --> 00:50:37,480
- uh, foam pits.
- 902
- 00:50:37,482 --> 00:50:40,352
- - We actually have a lot of...
- - Kevin, there's nothing wrong with construction.
- 903
- 00:50:41,019 --> 00:50:42,319
- We should split.
- 904
- 00:50:42,321 --> 00:50:43,919
- If you'd like I could
- send you some literature.
- 905
- 00:50:43,921 --> 00:50:46,957
- Trampolining is one of the
- fastest growing sports in America.
- 906
- 00:50:46,959 --> 00:50:50,192
- It actually just got featured
- in Delta's Sky magazine.
- 907
- 00:50:50,194 --> 00:50:52,229
- Our friend's been arrested, we should go.
- 908
- 00:50:52,231 --> 00:50:54,631
- - Arrested, for what?
- - Drugs.
- 909
- 00:50:54,633 --> 00:50:58,401
- Millie has such colorful friends.
- 910
- 00:50:58,403 --> 00:51:00,337
- What's Monique doing these days?
- 911
- 00:51:00,339 --> 00:51:01,671
- Okay, let's go.
- 912
- 00:51:01,673 --> 00:51:05,544
- Thank you for the lemon stuff.
- 913
- 00:51:08,013 --> 00:51:10,147
- - Shut up.
- - I didn't say anything.
- 914
- 00:51:10,149 --> 00:51:12,482
- - You were thinking it.
- - Nope.
- 915
- 00:51:12,484 --> 00:51:17,220
- I'm not a liar, I just don't feel
- the need to tell everyone everything.
- 916
- 00:51:17,222 --> 00:51:18,654
- Okay.
- 917
- 00:51:18,656 --> 00:51:20,827
- - Don't judge me.
- - I'm not.
- 918
- 00:51:22,327 --> 00:51:23,830
- You have a beautiful home.
- 919
- 00:51:26,899 --> 00:51:28,034
- It's really nice.
- 920
- 00:51:32,870 --> 00:51:35,705
- You really shouldn't
- be doing this, you know?
- 921
- 00:51:35,707 --> 00:51:38,810
- I mean, any guy with half
- a brain would call you back.
- 922
- 00:51:39,778 --> 00:51:41,680
- You could have, like a really great job.
- 923
- 00:51:42,414 --> 00:51:43,682
- I have a job.
- 924
- 00:51:44,582 --> 00:51:46,785
- Yeah, but it's... it's dirty.
- 925
- 00:51:48,287 --> 00:51:49,856
- It's not like you need the money.
- 926
- 00:51:51,656 --> 00:51:54,256
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- 927
- 00:51:54,258 --> 00:51:56,560
- - What?
- - You are judging me, asshole!
- 928
- 00:51:56,562 --> 00:51:59,495
- The only reason you're going through
- with any of this is because of that check.
- 929
- 00:51:59,497 --> 00:52:03,834
- Oh, and who is it that charges a thousand
- dollars an hour for their company?
- 930
- 00:52:03,836 --> 00:52:05,301
- Parasites!
- 931
- 00:52:05,303 --> 00:52:07,337
- Yeah, well, at least I'm not
- pretending to be something I'm not.
- 932
- 00:52:07,339 --> 00:52:10,640
- Pretending to be some kind of hooker
- or something, it's rude to hookers.
- 933
- 00:52:10,642 --> 00:52:12,508
- People don't work at McDonalds
- 934
- 00:52:12,510 --> 00:52:14,511
- because they like it, it's a job!
- 935
- 00:52:14,513 --> 00:52:17,083
- - Your slumming in it is bullshit.
- - Fuck you.
- 936
- 00:52:18,684 --> 00:52:19,685
- Tourist.
- 937
- 00:52:21,086 --> 00:52:23,453
- I'm going to get Hank,
- I'm driving him home,
- 938
- 00:52:23,455 --> 00:52:26,092
- and then this whole fucking shit is over.
- 939
- 00:52:29,794 --> 00:52:32,796
- ? Nobody knows ?
- 940
- 00:52:32,798 --> 00:52:34,964
- ? The trouble I've seen ?
- 941
- 00:52:34,966 --> 00:52:36,433
- - Let's try that one more time.
- - Okay.
- 942
- 00:52:36,435 --> 00:52:38,834
- No! Okay. One, two, three, four.
- 943
- 00:52:38,836 --> 00:52:43,973
- ? Nobody knows The
- trouble I've seen ?
- 944
- 00:52:43,975 --> 00:52:46,810
- Fuck, we're good at this, man.
- We should take this on the road.
- 945
- 00:52:46,812 --> 00:52:48,647
- - You and me.
- - Enough of this shit.
- 946
- 00:52:51,783 --> 00:52:57,419
- Hey, isn't there something
- we could do to expedite this?
- 947
- 00:52:57,421 --> 00:52:59,425
- And who might you be?
- 948
- 00:53:00,325 --> 00:53:03,129
- Um, I was hired by him.
- 949
- 00:53:06,298 --> 00:53:07,564
- Lawyer?
- 950
- 00:53:07,566 --> 00:53:10,100
- No. Personal adviser.
- 951
- 00:53:10,102 --> 00:53:14,004
- Well, you need a lawyer to be
- your personal adviser in here.
- 952
- 00:53:14,006 --> 00:53:17,176
- Why don't you take a seat, and then
- the judge will see him in an hour or so?
- 953
- 00:53:18,176 --> 00:53:19,111
- Keep smiling.
- 954
- 00:53:22,247 --> 00:53:25,781
- No physical body
- contact beyond initial
- 955
- 00:53:25,783 --> 00:53:28,417
- and supporting embrace
- will be tolerated,
- 956
- 00:53:28,419 --> 00:53:31,490
- and will result in
- termination of the visit.
- 957
- 00:53:39,631 --> 00:53:40,732
- You like barbecue?
- 958
- 00:53:41,732 --> 00:53:44,301
- Might as well talk since we're stuck here.
- 959
- 00:53:44,303 --> 00:53:45,471
- My name's Sonny.
- 960
- 00:53:46,238 --> 00:53:48,071
- I'm Zade.
- 961
- 00:53:48,073 --> 00:53:51,676
- Hey man, why don't you just give her
- a break, okay? She's had a tough day.
- 962
- 00:53:52,510 --> 00:53:53,945
- Zade, why not come sit here?
- 963
- 00:53:56,281 --> 00:53:57,884
- I'm fine, thank you.
- 964
- 00:53:58,584 --> 00:54:01,283
- She's fine, thank you.
- 965
- 00:54:01,285 --> 00:54:07,057
- So, I got this sauce called
- "Smokin but not Broken"
- 966
- 00:54:07,059 --> 00:54:08,959
- Hey, don't, don't do
- that. Don't touch her leg.
- 967
- 00:54:08,961 --> 00:54:11,694
- It's not okay to touch...
- people you don't know.
- 968
- 00:54:11,696 --> 00:54:14,096
- Occasional hand-holding
- is acceptable.
- 969
- 00:54:14,098 --> 00:54:17,669
- Whoa there, brother. I didn't
- even know y'all were together.
- 970
- 00:54:19,238 --> 00:54:21,874
- We don't have to be together
- to care about each other.
- 971
- 00:54:24,743 --> 00:54:25,845
- I'm waiting in the car.
- 972
- 00:54:30,848 --> 00:54:33,785
- It's not okay to touch
- people you don't know?
- 973
- 00:54:36,421 --> 00:54:37,990
- So what kinda stuff do you write?
- 974
- 00:54:39,357 --> 00:54:40,725
- Stories.
- 975
- 00:54:41,593 --> 00:54:44,060
- Short ones mostly.
- 976
- 00:54:44,062 --> 00:54:48,932
- I'm writing one now about this woman
- who is having an affair with this guy,
- 977
- 00:54:48,934 --> 00:54:52,134
- and then she finds out that
- she is only one of many.
- 978
- 00:54:52,136 --> 00:54:54,973
- It's called "The other 'other' woman."
- 979
- 00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,077
- I think you'd be a good writer.
- 980
- 00:55:01,312 --> 00:55:02,912
- - You do?
- - Sure.
- 981
- 00:55:02,914 --> 00:55:04,381
- Why?
- 982
- 00:55:04,383 --> 00:55:05,582
- 'Cause you take chances,
- 983
- 00:55:05,584 --> 00:55:07,350
- you say things other people won't.
- 984
- 00:55:07,352 --> 00:55:09,419
- You're different.
- 985
- 00:55:09,421 --> 00:55:11,022
- You should feel good about who you are.
- 986
- 00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:15,861
- It's the death of romance.
- 987
- 00:55:18,129 --> 00:55:21,196
- We're living through the murder of romance.
- 988
- 00:55:21,198 --> 00:55:24,066
- - Get it?
- - I get you. Yeah.
- 989
- 00:55:24,068 --> 00:55:27,537
- When you're in love, people do
- things they normally wouldn't.
- 990
- 00:55:27,539 --> 00:55:30,674
- I was sitting there, imagining
- the rest of our lives together.
- 991
- 00:55:30,676 --> 00:55:33,343
- We get a villa in Italy,
- 992
- 00:55:33,345 --> 00:55:36,616
- she makes the lunch, I till the land.
- 993
- 00:55:37,716 --> 00:55:40,620
- Our kids are running
- through the sunflower field.
- 994
- 00:55:42,553 --> 00:55:44,055
- That's fucking beautiful.
- 995
- 00:55:44,455 --> 00:55:45,323
- Yeah.
- 996
- 00:55:49,227 --> 00:55:51,026
- There will be trampolines everywhere.
- 997
- 00:55:51,028 --> 00:55:55,765
- People bouncing around, just
- good clean American fun, you know?
- 998
- 00:55:55,767 --> 00:55:59,972
- You're a very strange
- person, Kevin MacDonald.
- 999
- 00:56:01,106 --> 00:56:03,105
- There is gonna be a juice bar over there.
- 1000
- 00:56:03,107 --> 00:56:05,140
- A juice bar is not sexy.
- 1001
- 00:56:05,142 --> 00:56:08,046
- - It's not meant to be sexy.
- - Well, then people aren't gonna come.
- 1002
- 00:56:08,814 --> 00:56:10,316
- What are you calling it?
- 1003
- 00:56:12,551 --> 00:56:13,653
- Trampoline World.
- 1004
- 00:56:14,885 --> 00:56:16,953
- No, you're not calling it that.
- 1005
- 00:56:16,955 --> 00:56:18,754
- All right, what would you call it?
- 1006
- 00:56:18,756 --> 00:56:21,091
- - Call it "Tramps."
- - I like it.
- 1007
- 00:56:21,093 --> 00:56:24,394
- Get one of those big, fluorescent signs.
- 1008
- 00:56:24,396 --> 00:56:29,332
- Maybe a bouncing stiletto,
- slowly filling up with champagne.
- 1009
- 00:56:29,334 --> 00:56:30,399
- - Nice.
- - You know?
- 1010
- 00:56:30,401 --> 00:56:31,868
- And light bulbs for bubbles.
- 1011
- 00:56:31,870 --> 00:56:34,169
- You see, you are a good writer.
- 1012
- 00:56:34,171 --> 00:56:36,872
- No, I'm not. I just...
- 1013
- 00:56:36,874 --> 00:56:39,144
- write stuff that happens to me.
- 1014
- 00:56:42,513 --> 00:56:45,151
- So, you're the "Other 'other' woman"?
- 1015
- 00:56:46,450 --> 00:56:50,222
- Don't look at me with those sad
- dog eyes, I knew what I was doing.
- 1016
- 00:56:52,256 --> 00:56:53,825
- I bet it was real interesting.
- 1017
- 00:56:55,127 --> 00:56:56,195
- How would you know?
- 1018
- 00:56:57,194 --> 00:56:59,662
- Oh, right, because roofers don't read.
- 1019
- 00:56:59,664 --> 00:57:03,466
- But if I did read, I'd rather
- read about the rich girl who lies
- 1020
- 00:57:03,468 --> 00:57:05,838
- than the prostitute.
- 1021
- 00:57:06,738 --> 00:57:08,341
- And prostitutes are sad.
- 1022
- 00:57:09,573 --> 00:57:11,674
- You're rude,
- 1023
- 00:57:11,676 --> 00:57:13,609
- and angry,
- 1024
- 00:57:13,611 --> 00:57:16,779
- and... really, really spoiled
- 1025
- 00:57:16,781 --> 00:57:19,718
- but... you're not sad.
- 1026
- 00:57:22,421 --> 00:57:25,488
- And you're narcissistic,
- 1027
- 00:57:25,490 --> 00:57:26,892
- and indulgent,
- 1028
- 00:57:28,827 --> 00:57:30,328
- but you're not stupid.
- 1029
- 00:57:32,263 --> 00:57:33,131
- Thank you.
- 1030
- 00:57:36,767 --> 00:57:37,836
- What is that?
- 1031
- 00:57:39,136 --> 00:57:40,636
- A harmonica.
- 1032
- 00:57:40,638 --> 00:57:42,538
- - Really?
- - Mmm.
- 1033
- 00:57:42,540 --> 00:57:43,843
- But it's so small.
- 1034
- 00:57:44,709 --> 00:57:46,946
- - Does it play?
- - Yeah, it does.
- 1035
- 00:57:50,048 --> 00:57:50,982
- Wow.
- 1036
- 00:57:53,651 --> 00:57:56,821
- We should probably go hang.
- 1037
- 00:57:57,455 --> 00:57:58,323
- Okay.
- 1038
- 00:58:03,327 --> 00:58:04,963
- Anybody got the time over there?
- 1039
- 00:58:06,031 --> 00:58:08,564
- You working up there?
- 1040
- 00:58:21,513 --> 00:58:22,448
- So...
- 1041
- 00:58:23,582 --> 00:58:25,184
- What's a prolapse?
- 1042
- 00:58:29,019 --> 00:58:32,221
- It's when either your anus
- 1043
- 00:58:32,223 --> 00:58:37,062
- or your vagina are pushed
- inside out of your body.
- 1044
- 00:58:40,464 --> 00:58:41,499
- That's a good word.
- 1045
- 00:58:51,075 --> 00:58:52,144
- Sorry.
- 1046
- 00:58:57,281 --> 00:59:01,484
- I never had any kids. I
- always wanted 'em though.
- 1047
- 00:59:01,486 --> 00:59:03,923
- - How come?
- - Ah, she wanted to wait.
- 1048
- 00:59:04,421 --> 00:59:06,421
- How dumb am I, huh?
- 1049
- 00:59:06,423 --> 00:59:09,527
- You know, I was never once
- unfaithful to her. Not once.
- 1050
- 00:59:10,595 --> 00:59:12,928
- Nah, I loved her wholly,
- 1051
- 00:59:12,930 --> 00:59:15,400
- unabashedly from the first day I met her.
- 1052
- 00:59:18,435 --> 00:59:19,805
- She was my everything.
- 1053
- 00:59:21,439 --> 00:59:23,173
- Did she find someone else?
- 1054
- 00:59:23,175 --> 00:59:24,910
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- 1055
- 00:59:25,877 --> 00:59:27,810
- She said I was an emotional cripple.
- 1056
- 00:59:27,812 --> 00:59:31,147
- That she couldn't remember what she
- loved about me in the first place.
- 1057
- 00:59:31,149 --> 00:59:34,551
- People make out like women are
- the romantics but it's not true.
- 1058
- 00:59:34,553 --> 00:59:37,957
- We're the knights, the
- last of the noble breed.
- 1059
- 00:59:39,758 --> 00:59:41,227
- I'm gonna die today.
- 1060
- 00:59:44,229 --> 00:59:45,196
- Who's after you?
- 1061
- 00:59:47,265 --> 00:59:48,134
- No one.
- 1062
- 00:59:50,935 --> 00:59:55,406
- Well, you let me know... if somebody's
- after you, because I got a guy for that.
- 1063
- 00:59:59,810 --> 01:00:01,914
- Well, looks like I'm sprung, kid.
- 1064
- 01:00:03,347 --> 01:00:04,881
- Good luck to you.
- 1065
- 01:00:04,883 --> 01:00:06,185
- Keep it in your pants.
- 1066
- 01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:10,222
- Thank you, sir.
- 1067
- 01:00:10,854 --> 01:00:12,689
- Mes ami, superb.
- 1068
- 01:00:12,691 --> 01:00:14,557
- Salut Monsieur.
- 1069
- 01:00:14,559 --> 01:00:16,162
- The happy band are back together.
- 1070
- 01:00:16,928 --> 01:00:18,227
- Was it terrible in jail?
- 1071
- 01:00:18,229 --> 01:00:20,629
- Ah, it was okay. I met a nice kid.
- 1072
- 01:00:20,631 --> 01:00:22,999
- Oh, yeah? What was he in for?
- 1073
- 01:00:23,001 --> 01:00:25,470
- He masturbated on some girl in a bus.
- 1074
- 01:00:25,970 --> 01:00:27,470
- Jesus.
- 1075
- 01:00:27,472 --> 01:00:29,238
- Yeah, he got carried away.
- 1076
- 01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:32,274
- I'd rather someone could
- come on me than a booger.
- 1077
- 01:00:32,276 --> 01:00:35,544
- - What?
- - It's sterile. It's straight from the testes.
- 1078
- 01:00:35,546 --> 01:00:36,946
- Booger is a waste.
- 1079
- 01:00:36,948 --> 01:00:38,948
- I bet you think a blowjob is fine
- 1080
- 01:00:38,950 --> 01:00:41,216
- but you wouldn't blow your
- nose in a girl's mouth.
- 1081
- 01:00:41,218 --> 01:00:44,553
- Enough! Let's go find this Annie.
- 1082
- 01:00:44,555 --> 01:00:46,723
- Let's just go home, Hank. I
- think we're done for the day...
- 1083
- 01:00:46,725 --> 01:00:48,725
- No. No way. I'm not giving up now.
- 1084
- 01:00:48,727 --> 01:00:50,259
- Hank, I... I really don't mind.
- 1085
- 01:00:50,261 --> 01:00:52,995
- Well, I do mind. I just
- wasted half my day in jail.
- 1086
- 01:00:52,997 --> 01:00:54,200
- I'm finding Annie.
- 1087
- 01:00:54,732 --> 01:00:56,098
- It's Angie.
- 1088
- 01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,468
- It doesn't matter what her
- name is. I'm finding her.
- 1089
- 01:00:58,470 --> 01:01:00,136
- Maybe we could just take like small break.
- 1090
- 01:01:00,138 --> 01:01:03,839
- No. Look, something's
- gotta work here, okay?
- 1091
- 01:01:03,841 --> 01:01:06,511
- I mean, love... it has to mean something.
- 1092
- 01:01:06,977 --> 01:01:08,377
- I need to know
- 1093
- 01:01:08,379 --> 01:01:12,147
- that in this world it's not
- just pure, disappointing shit.
- 1094
- 01:01:12,149 --> 01:01:13,783
- And I don't care what you two do,
- 1095
- 01:01:13,785 --> 01:01:14,987
- but I'm going to Annie's.
- 1096
- 01:01:15,419 --> 01:01:16,555
- I got a plan.
- 1097
- 01:01:20,325 --> 01:01:21,260
- Andale.
- 1098
- 01:01:30,267 --> 01:01:31,536
- Just up here on the left.
- 1099
- 01:01:33,238 --> 01:01:35,037
- Maybe we should just ring the doorbell.
- 1100
- 01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:37,140
- You said she won't talk to you.
- 1101
- 01:01:37,142 --> 01:01:39,841
- - So, what are we doing here?
- - Waiting?
- 1102
- 01:01:39,843 --> 01:01:42,812
- - For what?
- - For someone to let us in.
- 1103
- 01:01:42,814 --> 01:01:44,550
- Burglars don't have balloons.
- 1104
- 01:01:47,419 --> 01:01:50,089
- I gotta piss. Hold on to these, will you?
- 1105
- 01:01:50,821 --> 01:01:51,923
- What...
- 1106
- 01:01:53,490 --> 01:01:55,290
- This is a bad idea.
- 1107
- 01:01:55,292 --> 01:01:57,493
- - Why?
- - You don't even like her.
- 1108
- 01:01:57,495 --> 01:01:59,531
- You're just caught up in the obsession.
- 1109
- 01:02:00,832 --> 01:02:05,271
- You think you're in love but
- it's just this stab of rejection.
- 1110
- 01:02:07,205 --> 01:02:08,941
- Do you wanna be with her?
- 1111
- 01:02:09,606 --> 01:02:11,075
- Really, with her?
- 1112
- 01:02:19,850 --> 01:02:20,952
- I'm going in.
- 1113
- 01:02:22,252 --> 01:02:24,189
- Why? What's so great about her?
- 1114
- 01:02:27,325 --> 01:02:29,028
- You don't have anything to say?
- 1115
- 01:02:30,729 --> 01:02:31,629
- Okay.
- 1116
- 01:02:32,564 --> 01:02:33,632
- Well, good luck with that.
- 1117
- 01:02:39,037 --> 01:02:41,002
- See? Magic.
- 1118
- 01:02:41,004 --> 01:02:44,040
- - Well, hello there. How are you?
- - Oh, is it my birthday?
- 1119
- 01:02:44,042 --> 01:02:45,774
- It is, happy birthday, darling.
- 1120
- 01:02:45,776 --> 01:02:48,379
- Hey, I don't think I want the balloons.
- 1121
- 01:02:49,546 --> 01:02:51,282
- Lose 'em. Come on.
- 1122
- 01:02:53,818 --> 01:02:55,053
- Is that it?
- 1123
- 01:02:56,287 --> 01:02:57,756
- - Well, go and knock then.
- - I know.
- 1124
- 01:02:58,823 --> 01:03:00,292
- You got this.
- 1125
- 01:03:01,258 --> 01:03:02,160
- Be firm.
- 1126
- 01:03:03,093 --> 01:03:04,329
- Be aggressive, Kev.
- 1127
- 01:03:10,234 --> 01:03:11,000
- Angie.
- 1128
- 01:03:11,002 --> 01:03:13,435
- Oh.
- 1129
- 01:03:13,437 --> 01:03:16,037
- - What are you doing here?
- - Okay, listen.
- 1130
- 01:03:16,039 --> 01:03:20,008
- I've come to tell you that I think
- that you're, you're like sunsets
- 1131
- 01:03:20,010 --> 01:03:21,310
- - in Montana.
- - Oh, god.
- 1132
- 01:03:21,312 --> 01:03:22,912
- - You're like...
- - Kevin...
- 1133
- 01:03:22,914 --> 01:03:25,117
- - No, just hear me out, okay?
- - Who is that?
- 1134
- 01:03:26,917 --> 01:03:28,053
- I'm no one.
- 1135
- 01:03:29,019 --> 01:03:30,155
- I'm proud of you.
- 1136
- 01:03:31,890 --> 01:03:34,457
- You're like the poetry or Rumi,
- 1137
- 01:03:34,459 --> 01:03:36,359
- and, and, you have
- Einstein-ian proportions,
- 1138
- 01:03:36,361 --> 01:03:39,629
- and I like, I like spending time with you.
- 1139
- 01:03:39,631 --> 01:03:43,299
- - And I treasure you, and...
- - Hey, Angie. Uh...
- 1140
- 01:03:43,301 --> 01:03:46,636
- Five letter word, starts
- with an 'L' insect Steve...
- 1141
- 01:03:46,638 --> 01:03:48,040
- Sounds like Steve.
- 1142
- 01:03:51,408 --> 01:03:52,310
- Is that...
- 1143
- 01:03:57,347 --> 01:03:58,249
- Steve.
- 1144
- 01:03:59,751 --> 01:04:00,819
- What are you doing here, Steve?
- 1145
- 01:04:02,953 --> 01:04:04,486
- Crossword.
- 1146
- 01:04:04,488 --> 01:04:05,854
- What are you doing here, Steve?
- 1147
- 01:04:05,856 --> 01:04:07,256
- What are you doing here?
- 1148
- 01:04:07,258 --> 01:04:09,058
- - What are you doing here, Steve?
- - Well, she called me, and...
- 1149
- 01:04:09,060 --> 01:04:11,597
- - She needs some help with her...
- - Just tell him.
- 1150
- 01:04:12,530 --> 01:04:13,962
- Listen.
- 1151
- 01:04:13,964 --> 01:04:15,298
- It just happened, Kev.
- 1152
- 01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:16,631
- You're sleeping with her?
- 1153
- 01:04:16,633 --> 01:04:20,405
- - This is just a misunderstanding...
- - Yeah, he is.
- 1154
- 01:04:20,972 --> 01:04:22,071
- We're in love.
- 1155
- 01:04:22,073 --> 01:04:23,841
- - Oh, you're in love with her?
- - No!
- 1156
- 01:04:25,042 --> 01:04:26,843
- We made some bad decisions and...
- 1157
- 01:04:26,845 --> 01:04:27,910
- Why didn't you tell me?
- 1158
- 01:04:27,912 --> 01:04:29,548
- Listen, we didn't want to hurt you.
- 1159
- 01:04:31,982 --> 01:04:33,519
- You said she wasn't good enough for me.
- 1160
- 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:37,722
- And you're right.
- 1161
- 01:04:39,323 --> 01:04:42,491
- You're right. And you,
- 1162
- 01:04:42,493 --> 01:04:44,292
- I didn't mean all that shit about Montana.
- 1163
- 01:04:44,294 --> 01:04:46,162
- Okay? Someone told me to say that.
- 1164
- 01:04:46,164 --> 01:04:50,234
- And, uh... I got a blowjob from that
- stripper because I didn't love you enough.
- 1165
- 01:05:06,950 --> 01:05:08,153
- Fuck!
- 1166
- 01:05:12,890 --> 01:05:14,055
- Stupid.
- 1167
- 01:05:16,193 --> 01:05:18,294
- - Give me the keys.
- - Bro, I'm so sorry.
- 1168
- 01:05:18,296 --> 01:05:21,196
- Listen, I'm gonna find you the money
- for Trampoline World, all right?
- 1169
- 01:05:21,198 --> 01:05:24,700
- - I think it's a fucking great...
- - Just give me the fucking keys.
- 1170
- 01:05:27,839 --> 01:05:29,071
- Here.
- 1171
- 01:05:29,073 --> 01:05:31,577
- You can never be a part
- of Trampoline World.
- 1172
- 01:05:46,890 --> 01:05:50,026
- Hello. Bet you didn't think
- you'd hear from me today.
- 1173
- 01:05:50,028 --> 01:05:54,529
- I'm sorry, I don't know what
- to say. I just... I miss you.
- 1174
- 01:05:54,531 --> 01:05:56,531
- And I want you to know
- that you were right
- 1175
- 01:05:56,533 --> 01:05:58,836
- about me being in a
- wheelchair emotionally.
- 1176
- 01:06:07,211 --> 01:06:09,645
- I've learned now that...
- 1177
- 01:06:09,647 --> 01:06:11,680
- I wasn't good enough for you, Karen.
- 1178
- 01:06:11,682 --> 01:06:16,384
- And I'm not even good enough
- for this world anymore.
- 1179
- 01:06:16,386 --> 01:06:19,522
- Don't go into the red room, okay?
- 1180
- 01:06:19,524 --> 01:06:21,424
- I keep all my records in the bureau
- 1181
- 01:06:21,426 --> 01:06:23,491
- so that you can have
- everything that you want.
- 1182
- 01:06:23,493 --> 01:06:26,731
- Take anything. Leave
- what you don't want.
- 1183
- 01:06:32,903 --> 01:06:35,303
- - Uh, Hank's phone?
- - Hi, it's me.
- 1184
- 01:06:35,305 --> 01:06:37,573
- I am a giant asshole.
- 1185
- 01:06:37,575 --> 01:06:40,308
- All right? I made a
- huge mistake, and I'd...
- 1186
- 01:06:40,310 --> 01:06:42,345
- - like to take it all back.
- - Is Hank with you?
- 1187
- 01:06:42,347 --> 01:06:47,450
- I realize now that you are more
- interesting than anything in Montana.
- 1188
- 01:06:47,452 --> 01:06:50,019
- And that any movie or any poetry written...
- 1189
- 01:06:50,021 --> 01:06:51,756
- Just shut up! Where's Hank?
- 1190
- 01:06:52,723 --> 01:06:54,957
- - What?
- - Something's wrong with Hank.
- 1191
- 01:06:54,959 --> 01:06:56,424
- What's wrong with Hank?
- 1192
- 01:06:56,426 --> 01:06:58,896
- You have to find him, Kevin.
- He's gonna kill himself.
- 1193
- 01:06:59,597 --> 01:07:00,895
- What?
- 1194
- 01:07:00,897 --> 01:07:03,332
- I found a video on his phone.
- He's gonna do it. Now. Today.
- 1195
- 01:07:03,334 --> 01:07:06,901
- What? That doesn't make any sense.
- He was happy when we left. He...
- 1196
- 01:07:06,903 --> 01:07:08,537
- He thinks Angie and
- I got back together.
- 1197
- 01:07:08,539 --> 01:07:10,573
- That's worse. That's what he wanted.
- 1198
- 01:07:10,575 --> 01:07:13,345
- Go to the red room. He said
- not to go into the red room.
- 1199
- 01:07:20,785 --> 01:07:21,752
- Hank!
- 1200
- 01:07:29,894 --> 01:07:30,761
- Hank?
- 1201
- 01:07:32,763 --> 01:07:33,832
- Oh, my God, Hank!
- 1202
- 01:07:38,635 --> 01:07:39,834
- Where is Hank?
- 1203
- 01:07:39,836 --> 01:07:41,169
- Get the fuck off of me.
- 1204
- 01:07:41,171 --> 01:07:44,372
- Carl, he might hurt himself,
- okay? I need to know where he is.
- 1205
- 01:07:44,374 --> 01:07:45,374
- He's taking a nap.
- 1206
- 01:07:45,376 --> 01:07:47,276
- Just like everybody else!
- 1207
- 01:07:47,278 --> 01:07:48,611
- Just tell me where he is!
- 1208
- 01:07:48,613 --> 01:07:50,948
- Wait a minute, wait a minute. Shut up!
- 1209
- 01:07:52,749 --> 01:07:53,751
- What day is it?
- 1210
- 01:07:54,852 --> 01:07:55,721
- Friday.
- 1211
- 01:07:56,254 --> 01:07:57,752
- Oh, no, no, no.
- 1212
- 01:07:57,754 --> 01:08:00,459
- Oh, no, God. Oh, God. That can't be good.
- 1213
- 01:08:03,093 --> 01:08:04,896
- Fuck, Carl! Where's Hank?
- 1214
- 01:08:05,897 --> 01:08:08,129
- I told you, motherfucker!
- 1215
- 01:08:08,131 --> 01:08:09,635
- He's taking a nap!
- 1216
- 01:08:13,838 --> 01:08:14,906
- Hank!
- 1217
- 01:08:15,673 --> 01:08:16,540
- Hank!
- 1218
- 01:08:17,141 --> 01:08:18,310
- Hank!
- 1219
- 01:08:27,851 --> 01:08:28,787
- Hank!
- 1220
- 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:30,722
- Are you out there?
- 1221
- 01:08:34,158 --> 01:08:35,494
- I'm fine.
- 1222
- 01:08:36,526 --> 01:08:38,529
- I wanted to get a little air is all.
- 1223
- 01:08:40,097 --> 01:08:41,466
- I'm coming up.
- 1224
- 01:08:43,767 --> 01:08:45,503
- It's a long way down, buddy.
- 1225
- 01:08:47,137 --> 01:08:48,707
- Hank, I'm a fucking roofer.
- 1226
- 01:08:49,707 --> 01:08:50,742
- Good point.
- 1227
- 01:08:52,677 --> 01:08:55,347
- I just... wanna talk.
- 1228
- 01:09:01,586 --> 01:09:04,955
- It's been a frantic last few days, Kevin.
- 1229
- 01:09:07,158 --> 01:09:09,961
- I'm not gonna kill myself if
- that's what you're thinking.
- 1230
- 01:09:11,095 --> 01:09:12,129
- That's good.
- 1231
- 01:09:12,930 --> 01:09:13,798
- I just...
- 1232
- 01:09:14,731 --> 01:09:17,066
- wanted to hang out for a while.
- 1233
- 01:09:17,068 --> 01:09:19,137
- You didn't invite me
- to this party, remember?
- 1234
- 01:09:23,507 --> 01:09:24,842
- How did it go with Angie?
- 1235
- 01:09:27,145 --> 01:09:28,647
- She was having sex with my brother.
- 1236
- 01:09:29,279 --> 01:09:30,414
- What?
- 1237
- 01:09:32,315 --> 01:09:33,448
- That's basically it.
- 1238
- 01:09:33,450 --> 01:09:35,686
- Jesus.
- 1239
- 01:09:36,587 --> 01:09:38,924
- God, I am a waste of space, huh?
- 1240
- 01:09:41,057 --> 01:09:42,758
- And this.
- 1241
- 01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:46,127
- This pen, remember that? I
- stole it from that nice nurse.
- 1242
- 01:09:46,129 --> 01:09:48,165
- I mean, I am a fucking asshole.
- 1243
- 01:09:49,100 --> 01:09:50,398
- That's not true.
- 1244
- 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:54,969
- It is true. I'm a dark hole.
- I don't make anyone feel good.
- 1245
- 01:09:54,971 --> 01:09:58,008
- Hank, you probably just need some sleep.
- Why don't you just come back inside?
- 1246
- 01:10:02,779 --> 01:10:03,781
- Kevin...
- 1247
- 01:10:05,650 --> 01:10:07,052
- you're a good guy.
- 1248
- 01:10:08,186 --> 01:10:09,417
- You are.
- 1249
- 01:10:09,419 --> 01:10:11,155
- But we're not even really friends.
- 1250
- 01:10:12,222 --> 01:10:13,591
- And how sad is that?
- 1251
- 01:10:14,592 --> 01:10:17,393
- Look who was at my party, for example.
- 1252
- 01:10:17,395 --> 01:10:19,761
- Got a bunch of guys I've barely met,
- 1253
- 01:10:19,763 --> 01:10:22,100
- girls that I've paid for and Carl.
- 1254
- 01:10:23,100 --> 01:10:24,703
- Carl, for Christ sakes.
- 1255
- 01:10:27,003 --> 01:10:28,205
- I didn't want this.
- 1256
- 01:10:32,409 --> 01:10:34,443
- I just wanted to go out quietly,
- 1257
- 01:10:34,445 --> 01:10:37,582
- have something good happen before I left.
- 1258
- 01:10:39,816 --> 01:10:41,817
- Something... Something good is happening.
- 1259
- 01:10:41,819 --> 01:10:43,955
- What the fuck are you doing up there?
- 1260
- 01:10:44,454 --> 01:10:45,723
- Zade!
- 1261
- 01:10:48,191 --> 01:10:50,125
- You wanna have sex with me?
- 1262
- 01:10:50,127 --> 01:10:52,527
- Get the fuck down from there!
- 1263
- 01:10:52,529 --> 01:10:55,699
- I should let you know that I'm
- not hung up on Angie anymore.
- 1264
- 01:10:57,901 --> 01:11:00,638
- I think I might love... Millicent.
- 1265
- 01:11:03,207 --> 01:11:04,209
- Why?
- 1266
- 01:11:05,709 --> 01:11:06,877
- You're funny.
- 1267
- 01:11:07,445 --> 01:11:08,713
- You're smart.
- 1268
- 01:11:10,248 --> 01:11:11,482
- Brave.
- 1269
- 01:11:12,449 --> 01:11:13,581
- And?
- 1270
- 01:11:13,583 --> 01:11:15,149
- And beautiful.
- 1271
- 01:11:15,151 --> 01:11:18,622
- You're really beautiful even
- when you're being disgusting.
- 1272
- 01:11:21,391 --> 01:11:22,791
- You're an idiot.
- 1273
- 01:11:22,793 --> 01:11:24,059
- I know.
- 1274
- 01:11:24,061 --> 01:11:26,264
- I'd still really like to
- have sex with you though.
- 1275
- 01:11:27,464 --> 01:11:28,999
- Not gonna happen.
- 1276
- 01:11:30,467 --> 01:11:31,635
- Damn it, Zade.
- 1277
- 01:11:34,605 --> 01:11:36,708
- Stop being such a fucking prude.
- 1278
- 01:11:40,778 --> 01:11:41,646
- Okay.
- 1279
- 01:11:42,212 --> 01:11:43,080
- See?
- 1280
- 01:11:44,047 --> 01:11:45,546
- Just come back inside
- 1281
- 01:11:45,548 --> 01:11:48,983
- so Zade and I can have sexual intercourse.
- 1282
- 01:11:48,985 --> 01:11:51,622
- You're just saying that
- to make me feel better.
- 1283
- 01:11:52,923 --> 01:11:53,859
- Well...
- 1284
- 01:11:55,025 --> 01:11:58,559
- If you don't come back inside and you jump
- 1285
- 01:11:58,561 --> 01:12:01,031
- Zade and I definitely won't have sex.
- 1286
- 01:12:03,566 --> 01:12:04,836
- How about it?
- 1287
- 01:12:05,202 --> 01:12:06,669
- He jumps,
- 1288
- 01:12:06,671 --> 01:12:08,106
- are you still gonna do me?
- 1289
- 01:12:09,105 --> 01:12:10,274
- Definitely not.
- 1290
- 01:12:14,311 --> 01:12:16,914
- All right. Enough of this shit, huh?
- 1291
- 01:12:17,914 --> 01:12:20,851
- I don't wanna drink anyways. Beer is flat.
- 1292
- 01:12:22,586 --> 01:12:24,620
- Wait, hold on!
- 1293
- 01:12:24,622 --> 01:12:26,324
- - Hank!
- - Hank!
- 1294
- 01:12:30,593 --> 01:12:33,295
- Pull me up, you son of a bitch!
- 1295
- 01:13:00,690 --> 01:13:01,926
- Is he asleep?
- 1296
- 01:13:02,493 --> 01:13:03,828
- I think so.
- 1297
- 01:13:16,873 --> 01:13:19,310
- There's clean sheets
- in the walk-in closet.
- 1298
- 01:13:20,311 --> 01:13:21,713
- Swiss cotton.
- 1299
- 01:13:39,363 --> 01:13:40,832
- Are you sure you want to do this?
- 1300
- 01:13:43,066 --> 01:13:44,168
- Oh, okay.
- 1301
- 01:14:28,611 --> 01:14:30,248
- You're clenching my feet.
- 1302
- 01:14:33,184 --> 01:14:34,386
- We broke the curse.
- 1303
- 01:14:37,387 --> 01:14:38,756
- So, can I call you?
- 1304
- 01:14:39,824 --> 01:14:41,726
- Well, why would you need to call me?
- 1305
- 01:14:42,959 --> 01:14:44,928
- So we can see each other again.
- 1306
- 01:14:45,895 --> 01:14:47,097
- That will cost you.
- 1307
- 01:14:49,867 --> 01:14:51,970
- How much is a day pass at Tramps again?
- 1308
- 01:14:56,739 --> 01:14:58,175
- Nothing bad happened.
- 1309
- 01:14:58,641 --> 01:14:59,711
- No.
- 1310
- 01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:05,850
- I think you should get that.
- 1311
- 01:15:07,418 --> 01:15:08,884
- Okay.
- 1312
- 01:15:08,886 --> 01:15:11,185
- If it's a stripper don't let her in.
- 1313
- 01:15:11,187 --> 01:15:12,056
- Okay.
- 1314
- 01:15:15,592 --> 01:15:17,358
- Holy fucking shit!
- 1315
- 01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:19,995
- Are you okay?
- 1316
- 01:15:19,997 --> 01:15:22,296
- I'm okay. I'm okay.
- 1317
- 01:15:22,298 --> 01:15:23,631
- - I'm okay.
- - Okay.
- 1318
- 01:15:23,633 --> 01:15:24,903
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1319
- 01:15:25,269 --> 01:15:26,501
- I'm okay.
- 1320
- 01:15:26,503 --> 01:15:29,908
- I'm not cursed. I'm not
- cursed. I'm not cursed.
- 1321
- 01:15:34,311 --> 01:15:35,280
- Hello.
- 1322
- 01:15:35,812 --> 01:15:37,047
- I pressed the bell.
- 1323
- 01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:53,594
- That's right, you did press the bell.
- 1324
- 01:15:53,596 --> 01:15:55,496
- - How are you doing, buddy?
- - Good.
- 1325
- 01:15:55,498 --> 01:15:57,599
- Good. Kev,
- 1326
- 01:15:57,601 --> 01:15:59,334
- always a pleasure. God bless.
- 1327
- 01:15:59,336 --> 01:16:01,103
- - Ready to go to the aquarium?
- - Yes, Dad.
- 1328
- 01:16:01,105 --> 01:16:03,842
- Okay. Let's do it. Hi, honey.
- 1329
- 01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:05,376
- How are ya?
- 1330
- 01:16:06,110 --> 01:16:08,213
- Oh, that was a good party.
- 1331
- 01:16:09,913 --> 01:16:12,015
- - That guy's married?
- - Happily.
- 1332
- 01:16:13,050 --> 01:16:14,918
- It's classic romance.
- 1333
- 01:16:23,060 --> 01:16:25,562
- You look like the guy who cleans the pool.
- 1334
- 01:16:27,698 --> 01:16:29,298
- Are you okay up on those heels?
- 1335
- 01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:39,207
- I hate lines.
- 1336
- 01:16:39,209 --> 01:16:41,212
- Girls never have trouble at the door.
- 1337
- 01:16:42,079 --> 01:16:43,548
- Maybe you can help me get in.
- 1338
- 01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:46,113
- Parasite.
- 1339
- 01:16:46,115 --> 01:16:47,051
- Tourist.
- 1340
- 01:17:35,862 --> 01:17:40,862
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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