pillow sommelier hibiki no

"The Sleeping Falulu"

Hibiki: Hey, [Name]. Sorry for summoning you so suddenly. The fact is, Falulu is having a little trouble. You get along with Falulu, correct? Could you come see her?
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Hibiki: Falulu, Fuwari. [Name] has come.
Fuwari: Ah, [Name]. So you've come to visit.
Falulu: Thanks for the help with school earlier. I'm sorry. Because of Falulu, you were called here.
Hibiki: Princess. How are you feeling?
Falulu: Mm. I'm okay. I told you I wasn't sick....
Hibiki: What, we habitually travel around the world. Even a small respite can prevent ill effects.
Fuwari: That's right. Now's the time to rest your body.
Falulu: ......Okey-dokey. Thank you, Mahou-chan, Fuwari.
Hibiki: ......The truth is, a few days ago, Falulu began saying she can't sleep.
Falulu: Uh-huh...My eyes close, but I just can't sleep.
["Is there anything you're worried about?" vs "Maybe try switching your pillow?", picked the latter]
Hibiki: When she first became unable to sleep, I too went to various lengths. The hardness and size of the futon, as well as various <i>interiors</i> were all tested. Summoning a pillow <i>sommelier</i>, pillows matched to Falulu were prepared.
Fuwari: Even with that, it didn't work.
Falulu: But even without sleeping, my body's as energetic as always.
Hibiki: That's right. Mysteriously, nothing is physically amiss.
Fuwari: Even though usually someone who can't sleep gradually gets tired.
Hibiki: Meals also completely control one's body like this......
One moment......We haven't considered the events prior to your inability to sleep. Recently, hadn't you mentioned something peculiar?
Fuwari: Like you couldn't sleep, as if you'd eaten too much chocolate?
Falulu: Come to think of it, I got some "special" juice from Kuma-san and Usagi-san. It tasted funny, but after drinking it, my body got nice and warm.
Hibiki: Hmph....Them, hm.
......Hello, Ando? Locate Kuma and Usagi and bring them here. Yes, as soon as possible. I'm counting on you.
Fuwari:......Hibiki-san?
Hibiki: If it's Ando, worry not. He'll find them quickly.....look, they've come.
Kuma: What's this, kuma, what's this, kuma! How'd I end up in a place like this!?
Usagi: There's nothing to gain from kidnapping me, usaaaa!
Kuma: Huh? Why are you all gathered together, kuma?
Usagi: You're all making scary faces - did something happen, usa?
Hibiki: You lot, what did you make Falulu drink?
Kuma: ......Just some juice, kuma~
Hibiki: As if she'd fail to sleep from "just some juice"! I'm asking you what was inside it!
Kuma: That's......my favorite green juice and......
Usagi: My preferred carrot juice, usa......
Kuma: We tried mixing those two together......
Usagi: And it looked like some kind of chemistry happened, usa.
Hibiki: Why would you make Falulu drink such a thing!
Kuma: Falulu's sense of taste is a little weird, kuma.
"Let's try seeing how she'd react", Usagi said, kuma!
Usagi: Huh--?! Why're you making it sound like my fault, usa!
The one who said "Let's feed this super-nasty mixed drink to somebody!" was....this here Kuma, usa!!
Kuma: How awful you are, blaming others, kuma!
Usagi: I'll kick that right back at you, usa!
Kuma: You, you, you, you!!
Usagi: You cad, you cad!!
Fuwari: Stoooooop!!
Kuma: Kuma......
Usagi: Usa......
Fuwari: You mustn't use food to play pranks on people!
Hibiki: If this continues much longer, I'll have you immediately sent to the mascot graveyard. There, you may continue as long as you please.
Kuma: EEEEeeeekkkk!! We're so terribly sooorrryyy!!
Usagi: Both of us are culpable, usa! We'll do anything, but please, spare us that......
Fuwari: No matter what, if Unicorn finds out, wouldn't you both perhaps be stabbed with her horn?
Kuma: No, kuma----!! Anything but being stabbed by a horn, kuma----!
Usagi: [Name] too, please say something, usa~
Please do something so Falulu will fall asleep, usa!
Hibiki: Until now, Falulu's sleeping has become a seed of <i>trouble</i>; however......
Fuwari: To think now it's the opposite, that she can't sleep - poor her.
Falulu: If you're worried about Falulu, it's okay. Don't get mad at Kuma-san and Usagi-san.
Hibiki: Princess, a person like you is......
Understood - Let's all contribute our wisdom as to what should be done.
Fuwari: Whenever I couldn't sleep, Grandfather would......Warm up fresh goat's milk for me to drink.
Hibiki: That seems effective. Then, we'll immediately send for.....Whaaaat!?
Currently, the Paparajuku PriPara's goat gate seems to be out of order!
Fuwari: I wonder if it happened when Gaarmageddon invited so many to their concert......
Hibiki: So it was their fault......
Fuwari: Hibiki-san, what do you do when you can't sleep?
Hibiki: Nutritionally-balanced meals and moderate exercise. These two suffice for superior-quality sleep. We'll provide these for Falulu, the same as I.
Let's see......Given a week, she should improve.
Kuma: At that rate, before Falulu can fall asleep, Unicorn will find out, kuma!
Hibiki: I couldn't care less about the likes of you.
Fuwari: But if it takes that long, I feel sorry for Falulu.
Falulu: Everybody, thank you very much for all your different worries about me. You know, Falulu doesn't mind not sleeping. But, it's a little lonely spending the whole night alone......
Hibiki: Falulu......
Fuwari: We weren't taking your feelings into consideration, were we, Falulu.
Falulu: Hey, [Name]. Falulu wants to see you perform onstage.
When you're onstage, you're really sparkle-sparkly.
Hibiki: Understood. A <i>stage</i> shall be immediately secured.
Fuwari: [Name], might we ask you this for Falulu's sake?
[Your idol gets changed.]
Hibiki: The ultimate stage has been prepared. Like this, it should lack unworthiness.
Fuwari: Please look after Falulu, [Name].
Kuma: I beg you, kuma......I beg you, kuma......
Usagi: Please save Falulu somehow, usa......
Falulu: [Name]'s runway. Sounds like fun....Hee~
[Your idol performs.]
Fuwari: Ssh~......This way.
Falulu: Zzz.......
Fuwari: Oh, that Falulu - she fell asleep watching your concert.
Kuma: The mixed drink's effect finally wore off, kuma.
Usagi: With this, we can relax, usa~
Fuwari: Today, you know, I've decided to prepare a straw bed so the three of us can have a sleepover. Like that, Falulu won't be lonely if she wakes up during the night.
Hibiki: Well, at this rate, she shouldn't open her eyes until morning.
I'll carry Falulu to bed like this - your cooperation is appreciated.
My assessment of Paparajuku's idols seems to require amending.
With that, farewell. To you, as well - pleasant dreams......