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  1. Hey, Meg.
  2. What's got four arms, four legs and one set of lips? You and me at the Winter Snow Ball.
  3. Heh-heh! Look, Neil, I don't Oh, my God! Dad? Dad?! I'm not responding because I'm not this "Dad" person.
  4. I'm the new kid in town, Lando Griffin.
  5. Are you crazy? What are you doing here? I've gone undercover to get rid of the toad problem, so your school can be safe and innocent like the good old days.
  6. Negative B plus or minus radical B squared minus 4AC over 2A.
  7. That's correct.
  8. A girl answered a math problem.
  9. You know what that means.
  10. A witch! - Witch! She's a witch! - Witch! Witch! God, please tell me I have a brain tumour and this is all just a side effect from the chemo.
  11. - Hey, what are you doin' in my locker? - Your locker? Say, Phil, what do you say to happy hour after work? I'd say Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.
  12. - Come on, I'm buyin'.
  13. - Oh, yeah.
  14. - Hey, man, cool specs.
  15. - Thanks, G.
  16. I'm the new kid in town, Lando Griffin.
  17. No relation.
  18. So, tell me, homeboy, how 'bout the baggy clothes we kids are wearin'? Aren't they phat and stupid and poppin' fresh? Hey, does anybody have any drugs? I'm lookin' to score some drugs.
  19. - Dad, get away from me.
  20. Connie is looking.
  21. - So that's toad girl, huh? Yeah.
  22. And that's Connie.
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