Navy Seals - SWSH edition

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Battle Tower, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Mini Ho-oh, and I have over 300 confirmed shinies. I am trained in shiny hatching warfare and I’m the top clicker in the entire GPX+ Community. You are nothing to me but just another egg. I will hatch you the fuck out with interactions the likes of which has never been viewed before on this site, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with hatching that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, noob. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of administrators across GPX+ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the clicks, maggot. The clicks that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your affinity. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can click you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in the Battle Tower, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Mega Sunkern Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the website, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “lucky" shiny was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking button. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.