Once inside his ear, Henderson withdrew his shotgun Janet from… somewhere, stepped past a particularly large chunk of earwax, and pointed the gun at the first fleshy thing he saw.

“THESSES FER ME WEE MEN, YAE NANCY!”

Henderson unloaded, and while the cultist clapped a hand over his ear to try and stop the blasts, he was already inside the ear canal, and even at his smaller size Janet had little trouble piercing the walls of his skull and ripping into his brain. He was dead before he hit the ground.

- FreestyleKneepad's Round 1