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  27.  
  28. & Associates present
  29.  
  30.  
  31. *******************************************************************************
  32. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASSE
  33. *******************************************************************************
  34.  
  35. ANTHONY HOLOGRAM & ASSOCIATES POST RECORD Q4 RESULTS
  36.  
  37. The groundbreaking wotaku collective, Anthony Hologram & Associates have released their Q4 results.
  38.  
  39. As announced in November 2019, Anthony Hologram & Associates undertook a creative campaign to return the /alt/ threads to norm. Starting with classic content, Anthony Hologram & Associates have
  40. created new experiences for those recently joining the /alt/ threads.
  41.  
  42. In addition to classic content, the collective has introduced new projects. A leading initiative amongst these is /momg/, a new sister thread to supplement the /alt/ experience with a classic approach to /alt/ posting offering the older /alt/ users the original experience and let's the new posters see what /alt/ was like during the early years of 2016.
  43.  
  44. Other new content offerings includes the compelling satirical story of a jaded foreign tryhard wotaku visiting a cy8er gig. Filled with references to members of Anthony Hologram & Associates and featuring scathing satire on anti-gaijin wotakus, this story has gained praise and discussion across the larger idol fanbase. This is only one of many new content production efforts that Anthony Hologram & Associates has produced this quarter. The group also takes the claim for gathering key information about the idol group ZENBU KIMI NO SEI DA and it's various scandals as a public service for the larger /alt/ audience.
  45.  
  46. "Stocks are up", says Anthony Hologram, founder & chief shitposter of Anthony Hologram & Associates.
  47.  
  48. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  49.  
  50. About Anthony Hologram & Associates
  51.  
  52. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  53.  
  54. Anthony Hologram & Associates is a non-profit organization aiming for better
  55. understanding of the alternative idol. Previous projects have included
  56. successful missions to Discords of lesser fans, translations of articles
  57. and even a scandal that caused the expulsion of two shit-tier idols.
  58.  
  59. We here at Anthony Hologram & Associates feel that the alt idol is
  60. only for those who get it and we are here to improve the lifes of those
  61. who "get it".
  62.  
  63. Anthony Hologram & Associates is based in Vancouver, Canada
  64. and was founded in 2016.
  65.  
  66. For inquiries, please email: plan9fromanonymous@gmail.com
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