https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3vh62WvZqI - Top of the World (All-American Rejects)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSqjhBxen7s - instrumental

It's open world and it's not fair
That Nintendo put out an ace
It's a king that got put out there
And he's kicked in the industry's face
I'm slowly climbing upward
Divine Beasts are all around
I can not find the Lost Woods
But I'm having way too much fun right now

Don't be so needy
Open worlds were never so good
There's shrines we're seeking
Puzzles that aren't that cool
Mountains away, we can do
It's Breath of the Wild, its so new
Lynel appears, don't want to fight you
It's Breath of the Wild, shirts are blue

Are there any Shrines around there?
Or am I trapped in a barren place?
The Sheikah Slate is unfair
Gotta find a veil to hide my face
I'm searchin for a weapon
Please just one of them clear this space
And the Guardians just watchin ya
Just can't wait to put them in their place

Don't be so needy
New Fallout was never that cool
Witcher is deceiving
Nothing you wanted to do
Finding a game... We see you
It's Breath of the Wild, please don't sue
Weapon's breaking, nothing you could do
It's Breath of the Wild, Link says wew

Take a couple pictures
Brand new swords time for a picture,
And you run, and you run, and you run,
Climbing up a fixture,
And then you break another sword sure,
And you're done, and you're done, and you're done

Don't be so greedy
Rupees will be coming to you
Prices are deceiving
Less then it looks like to you
Buying away.. Armor too
It's Breath of the Wild, upgrades too
Fairies are gay, just wanna jew you,
It's Breath of the Wild, farm mats too

Make a new elixir
Out of rat fangs and some tincture
And you drink, and you drink, and you drink
Hear Zelda's dumb lecture
When you run away from her structures
And you run, and you run, and you run,
You're not done Yeah not done and not done

Don't be so speedy
There's plenty left for you to do
Koroks need seeking
hundred or more just for you
Searching away... much to do
It's Breath of the Wild, something new
Shooting a bow, Korok goes poof phew
It's Breath of the Wild, bow breaks too

Don't be so weepy
This game won't be ending for you
More to be seeing
Just waiting a month or two
Searching away... It's a coup
It's Breath of the Wild, not a slough
A style of game, industry outgrew
It's Breath of the Wild, fuck those jews