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  1.  
  2. FACADE STAGEPLAY
  3. Wed Jul 16 16 34 55 2014
  4.  
  5. TRIP
  6. Where are the new wine glasses?
  7.  
  8. GRACE
  9. What for?
  10.  
  11. TRIP
  12. That should be obvious!
  13.  
  14. GRACE
  15. Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please!
  16.  
  17. TRIP
  18. Jesus Grace, come on, I'm not asking a lot here!
  19.  
  20. TANIA
  21. I like to squirt.
  22.  
  23. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  24.  
  25. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  26.  
  27. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  28.  
  29. TRIP
  30. Uhp, she's here!
  31.  
  32. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  33.  
  34. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  35.  
  36. GRACE
  37. What?! You said she's coming an hour from now!
  38.  
  39. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  40.  
  41. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  42.  
  43. TRIP
  44. No, she's supposed to be here now!
  45.  
  46. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  47.  
  48. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  49.  
  50. GRACE
  51. Trip...!
  52.  
  53. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  54.  
  55. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  56.  
  57. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  58.  
  59. (TANIA knocks on the front door.)
  60.  
  61. (Trip opens the front door.)
  62.  
  63. TRIP
  64. Tania!!
  65.  
  66. TRIP
  67. Hey! It's been too long! How are you doing, you look great!
  68.  
  69. TANIA
  70. Damn my nips are hard.
  71.  
  72. TRIP
  73. Uh...
  74.  
  75. GRACE
  76. No, no, here we are!
  77.  
  78. GRACE
  79. Tania,
  80.  
  81. GRACE
  82. Hi! How are you? God it's been -- (interrupted)
  83.  
  84. (TANIA kisses grace.)
  85.  
  86. GRACE
  87. Oh, yes,
  88.  
  89. GRACE
  90. mm-wah! (kiss on cheek) -- (interrupted)
  91.  
  92. (TANIA hugs grace.)
  93.  
  94. GRACE
  95. H-mmm (happy smile sound)
  96.  
  97. GRACE
  98. By the way, you look fabulous!
  99.  
  100. TANIA
  101. Hey hot stuff.
  102.  
  103. GRACE
  104. Ha ha! Well, Tania, maybe you've already had a drink or two on the way over here, I don't know, ha ha...
  105.  
  106. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  107.  
  108. GRACE
  109. Tania, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have.
  110.  
  111. (Trip closes the front door.)
  112.  
  113. TANIA
  114. I had some thinking about you.
  115.  
  116. GRACE
  117. Oh, well, I've -- I've missed you. -- (interrupted)
  118.  
  119. TRIP
  120. Huh, I just thought of something.
  121.  
  122. GRACE
  123. What...
  124.  
  125. TRIP
  126. Well, actually, tonight's a special night. We should celebrate, in fact.
  127.  
  128. GRACE
  129. What do you mean?
  130.  
  131. TRIP
  132. Tania, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
  133.  
  134. TRIP
  135. Senior year of college.
  136.  
  137. GRACE
  138. Oh... geez...
  139.  
  140. TRIP
  141. Do you remember that? -- (interrupted)
  142.  
  143. TANIA
  144. Yeah, I was sleeping with Grace.
  145.  
  146. TRIP
  147. We really want to thank you for years and years of...
  148.  
  149. GRACE
  150. Pain.
  151.  
  152. TANIA
  153. No problem.
  154.  
  155. TRIP
  156. Heh heh -- (interrupted)
  157.  
  158. TRIP
  159. Y -- yeah, yeah, it's great you could be here tonight.
  160.  
  161. TRIP
  162. Oh, Tania, take a look at this photo I just put up from our trip to Italy a couple of weeks ago...
  163.  
  164. GRACE
  165. (little sigh)
  166.  
  167. TRIP
  168. Tania, Come here, I want you to look at this!
  169.  
  170. GRACE
  171. (little sigh)
  172.  
  173. GRACE
  174. Trip, darling, your obsession with that photo of yours is making our friend uncomfortable.
  175.  
  176. TANIA
  177. I'm quite comfortable.
  178.  
  179. GRACE
  180. Yeah -- y - yes -- no, it was just a weekend getaway.
  181.  
  182. TANIA
  183. Atleast around you Grace.
  184.  
  185. GRACE
  186. W -- well, oh, never mind, it -- it was a mess.
  187.  
  188. GRACE
  189. (big sigh)
  190.  
  191. GRACE
  192. Tania, -- (interrupted)
  193.  
  194. TANIA
  195. You're never a mess.
  196.  
  197. TRIP
  198. Y -- yeah, yeah, n - no no no, wait, uh, w - what's wrong, Grace?
  199.  
  200. GRACE
  201. Listen to us, we're arguing in front of our friend.
  202.  
  203. TRIP
  204. Grace, come on, it's not helping things for you to say that...
  205.  
  206. GRACE
  207. Trip, it's okay if we disagree in front of our friend -- -- (interrupted)
  208.  
  209. TANIA
  210. You can do more than just that.
  211.  
  212. TRIP
  213. What...?
  214.  
  215. TRIP
  216. Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought, heh heh!
  217.  
  218. GRACE
  219. You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate,
  220.  
  221. GRACE
  222. and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but...
  223.  
  224. TRIP
  225. Well, yeah, it's great, everybody loves it when they come in and -- (interrupted)
  226.  
  227. TANIA
  228. Grace, calm down, let's have sex.
  229.  
  230. TRIP
  231. No no, no no, see, Grace loves expensive furniture, she...
  232.  
  233. TRIP
  234. grew up in this really nice house, with really nice couches and fancy dishes, and, and she can't live without this stuff.
  235.  
  236. TANIA
  237. And yet you can't please her.
  238.  
  239. GRACE
  240. So -- (interrupted)
  241.  
  242. TRIP
  243. Ah, yeah, Tania, I knew you'd like it.
  244.  
  245. TRIP
  246. See Grace you don't realize how good this all looks -- and, and how good you look!
  247.  
  248. GRACE
  249. (annoyed sigh)
  250.  
  251. (TANIA comforts trip.)
  252.  
  253. TRIP
  254. Oh, uh, heh, you're hugging me...
  255.  
  256. GRACE
  257. Tania, careful, too much affection can go to Trip's head...
  258.  
  259. (TANIA kisses grace.)
  260.  
  261. TRIP
  262. uh... uh, heh heh...
  263.  
  264. GRACE
  265. uh... -- (interrupted)
  266.  
  267. TRIP
  268. you, uh...
  269.  
  270. TRIP
  271. you, um...
  272.  
  273. GRACE
  274. (nervous coughing)
  275.  
  276. TRIP
  277. ha ha...
  278.  
  279. GRACE
  280. ha ha...
  281.  
  282. TRIP
  283. ha ha ha!
  284.  
  285. GRACE
  286. ha ha ha ha!!
  287.  
  288. TRIP
  289. Ha ha ha, Tania,
  290.  
  291. TANIA
  292. Grace, I'm a lesbian.
  293.  
  294. GRACE
  295. heh heh...
  296.  
  297. TRIP
  298. you're something else... heh heh heh... never afraid to...
  299.  
  300. TRIP
  301. put us on the spot...
  302.  
  303. TRIP
  304. heh heh, you're crazy, heh, you know that?
  305.  
  306. TRIP
  307. ha ha...
  308.  
  309. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  310.  
  311. TRIP
  312. (big sigh)
  313.  
  314. (TANIA hugs grace.)
  315.  
  316. TRIP
  317. Anyway, uh... what were we talking about?
  318.  
  319. TRIP
  320. Ah, -- (interrupted)
  321.  
  322. TANIA
  323. Grace, you deserve better.
  324.  
  325. TRIP
  326. Uh, well, um, we need drinks!
  327.  
  328. TRIP
  329. This is great... For us I'm going to open an amazing, I mean, exquisite Bordeaux.
  330.  
  331. TANIA
  332. I can save you.
  333.  
  334. TRIP
  335. W -- well, uh, I'm going to open an exquisite Bordeaux! -- (interrupted)
  336.  
  337. TRIP
  338. Best of the best, you can't buy this in stores... Very, very special --
  339.  
  340. GRACE
  341. God Trip, you are such a wine snob. Just like my dad.
  342.  
  343. TRIP
  344. I'll take that as a compliment. Tania, what -- (interrupted)
  345.  
  346. TANIA
  347. Grace, you can snob my vag.
  348.  
  349. TRIP
  350. Oh, come on, let's enjoy ourselves tonight, this wine will be so good. So good.
  351.  
  352. GRACE
  353. Tania, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
  354.  
  355. TANIA
  356. smiley face.
  357.  
  358. TRIP
  359. Yeah, no, we need to open this wine! Our friend is here, we're going to enjoy ourselves, that's all there is to it!
  360.  
  361. TANIA
  362. I want Grace.
  363.  
  364. GRACE
  365. (frustrated sigh)
  366.  
  367. TRIP
  368. I've been dying to try this Bordeaux for a long time, this is the perfect opportunity --
  369.  
  370. GRACE
  371. That's not our anniversary wine is it?
  372.  
  373. GRACE
  374. That's not the Bordeaux we saved from our wedding, that we were going to drink on our tenth wedding anniversary, RIGHT?!
  375.  
  376. TANIA
  377. Hey
  378.  
  379. TANIA
  380. Shush.
  381.  
  382. TRIP
  383. Whoops.
  384.  
  385. TRIP
  386. Uhh, you're driving me insane!
  387.  
  388. TANIA
  389. Shh shh Grace.
  390.  
  391. TRIP
  392. Goddamn anniversary wine... -- (interrupted)
  393.  
  394. GRACE
  395. Are -- what, what are you saying?
  396.  
  397. TRIP
  398. Grace, I do one little thing wrong, and you're cold and distant! Just one thing wrong, that's all it takes!
  399.  
  400. TANIA
  401. I want you, Grace.
  402.  
  403. TRIP
  404. What, what's that, what are you saying, what? -- (interrupted)
  405.  
  406. GRACE
  407. (impatient sigh) Tania, can you believe this?
  408.  
  409. GRACE
  410. (frustrated sigh)
  411.  
  412. TRIP
  413. Yeah, Tania, yeah...
  414.  
  415. TRIP
  416. I know what you're about to say...
  417.  
  418. TRIP
  419. With your damn kissing, and flirting, Christ!
  420.  
  421. TANIA
  422. Grace, I believe you are hot
  423.  
  424. GRACE
  425. No, please don't take sides, it's going to do more harm than good!
  426.  
  427. GRACE
  428. Our anniversary wine!
  429.  
  430. GRACE
  431. Sometimes I feel like our whole marriage is just for show! I don't know what you really feel!
  432.  
  433. TRIP
  434. Oh, god...!
  435.  
  436. TRIP
  437. Alright, you know what, Tania,
  438.  
  439. TANIA
  440. I feel the inside of you, Grace.
  441.  
  442. TRIP
  443. I'm going to ask you something.
  444.  
  445. GRACE
  446. Trip --
  447.  
  448. TRIP
  449. Grace, let me ask our guest a question.
  450.  
  451. TANIA
  452. Trip, go die in a fire.
  453.  
  454. TRIP
  455. Tania, yes or no...
  456.  
  457. TANIA
  458. no
  459.  
  460. TRIP
  461. When you're married, can you try to change the other person to be even 'better' than who yourself are? -- (interrupted)
  462.  
  463. TANIA
  464. no
  465.  
  466. GRACE
  467. What...?!
  468.  
  469. TANIA
  470. no
  471.  
  472. GRACE
  473. Oh, yes, that's fine... that's fine...
  474.  
  475. TANIA
  476. no
  477.  
  478. GRACE
  479. Don't you see, Trip?! Our marriage... is a sham, Trip! Don't you see that? It's all fake, all pretend...
  480.  
  481. TRIP
  482. Oh, god...!
  483.  
  484. TANIA
  485. Grace, get undressed.
  486.  
  487. TRIP
  488. Yeah, go on, get out of my face!
  489.  
  490. TRIP
  491. I can't stand frigging looking at you!
  492.  
  493. TRIP
  494. What the... goddammit!
  495.  
  496. TANIA
  497. Grace, you deserve better.
  498.  
  499. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  500.  
  501. TRIP
  502. What? uhh... w -- what are you saying?
  503.  
  504. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  505.  
  506. GRACE
  507. What? Are you talking to me?
  508.  
  509. TRIP
  510. I was not talking to you!
  511.  
  512. TRIP
  513. Tania, this is not normal, this has never happened. -- (interrupted)
  514.  
  515. TANIA
  516. You and I should have sex, Grace.
  517.  
  518. (TANIA hugs grace.)
  519.  
  520. GRACE
  521. Tania, -- (interrupted)
  522.  
  523. GRACE
  524. Oh, Tania, thanks, but, what we need right now is to just get all this out in the open...
  525.  
  526. TANIA
  527. Fuck me, damn you.
  528.  
  529. TRIP
  530. Let's talk some more about Grace.
  531.  
  532. GRACE
  533. Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on.. -- (interrupted)
  534.  
  535. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  536.  
  537. TRIP
  538. Jesus, Tania, -- (interrupted)
  539.  
  540. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  541.  
  542. TRIP
  543. Christ, Tania, -- (interrupted)
  544.  
  545. (TANIA hugs grace.)
  546.  
  547. TRIP
  548. Jesus, Tania, -- (interrupted)
  549.  
  550. (TANIA hugs grace.)
  551.  
  552. TRIP
  553. Jesus, Tania, -- (interrupted)
  554.  
  555. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  556.  
  557. TRIP
  558. Christ, -- (interrupted)
  559.  
  560. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  561.  
  562. TRIP
  563. Christ, -- (interrupted)
  564.  
  565. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  566.  
  567. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  568.  
  569. TRIP
  570. Jesus, -- (interrupted)
  571.  
  572. TRIP
  573. Jesus, -- (interrupted)
  574.  
  575. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  576.  
  577. TRIP
  578. Christ, -- (interrupted)
  579.  
  580. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  581.  
  582. TRIP
  583. Christ, Tania, stop it with that stuff! -- (interrupted)
  584.  
  585. TANIA
  586. You know you like this, Grace.
  587.  
  588. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  589.  
  590. TRIP
  591. Christ, -- (interrupted)
  592.  
  593. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  594.  
  595. TRIP
  596. Jesus, -- (interrupted)
  597.  
  598. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  599.  
  600. TRIP
  601. Christ, -- (interrupted)
  602.  
  603. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  604.  
  605. TRIP
  606. Christ, -- (interrupted)
  607.  
  608. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  609.  
  610. TRIP
  611. Jesus, -- (interrupted)
  612.  
  613. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  614.  
  615. TRIP
  616. Christ, -- (interrupted)
  617.  
  618. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  619.  
  620. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  621.  
  622. TRIP
  623. Christ, -- (interrupted)
  624.  
  625. TRIP
  626. Jesus, Tania, -- (interrupted)
  627.  
  628. TANIA
  629. You wanna fuck?
  630.  
  631. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  632.  
  633. GRACE
  634. Sex, sex, sex, why is sex such a big deal? -- (interrupted)
  635.  
  636. TRIP
  637. Christ, -- (interrupted)
  638.  
  639. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  640.  
  641. TRIP
  642. Christ, Tania, -- (interrupted)
  643.  
  644. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  645.  
  646. TRIP
  647. Jesus, -- (interrupted)
  648.  
  649. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  650.  
  651. TRIP
  652. Jesus, Tania, -- (interrupted)
  653.  
  654. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  655.  
  656. TRIP
  657. Jesus, -- (interrupted)
  658.  
  659. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  660.  
  661. TRIP
  662. Jesus, Tania, quit it with that stuff!
  663.  
  664. TANIA
  665. I wanna finger you.
  666.  
  667. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  668.  
  669. TRIP
  670. Christ, -- (interrupted)
  671.  
  672. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  673.  
  674. TRIP
  675. Christ, -- (interrupted)
  676.  
  677. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  678.  
  679. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  680.  
  681. TRIP
  682. Christ, -- (interrupted)
  683.  
  684. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  685.  
  686. TRIP
  687. Jesus, -- (interrupted)
  688.  
  689. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  690.  
  691. TRIP
  692. Jesus, -- (interrupted)
  693.  
  694. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  695.  
  696. TRIP
  697. Christ, Tania, stop it with that stuff!
  698.  
  699. TANIA
  700. Scissor me you fucking whore.
  701.  
  702. (TANIA comforts grace.)
  703.  
  704. TRIP
  705. Alright, Tania, that's it, you've got to leave.
  706.  
  707. (Trip opens the front door.)
  708.  
  709. TANIA
  710. You mad homie?
  711.  
  712. TRIP
  713. We'll be fine -- you should just go.
  714.  
  715. (Trip closes the front door.)
  716.  
  717. TANIA
  718. Bitch ass.
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