Bumbo Seat (Nidoqueen) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 112 HP / 252 SpA / 144 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stealth Rock
- Sludge Wave
- Earth Power
- Thunderbolt

Deadass ß (Milotic) @ Leftovers
Ability: Marvel Scale
EVs: 248 HP / 220 SpD / 40 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Recover
- Toxic
- Mirror Coat

Armored Furry Porn (Chesnaught) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Bulletproof
EVs: 252 HP / 232 Def / 24 Spe
Impish Nature
- Spikes
- Spiky Shield
- Leech Seed
- Drain Punch

Shaman King (Haunter) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Trick
- Thunderbolt
- Sludge Wave
- Shadow Ball

Shitbus (Donphan) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 232 Atk / 28 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Knock Off
- Earthquake
- Ice Shard

Brick (Granbull) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Play Rough
- Heal Bell
- Rest
- Sleep Talk