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  1. [22:03] <@burnettsBabigirl> [You are laying stomach down on the couch with your chin on the arm of it, a laptop to your right and a GBA to your left. Three bottles of liquor sit next to the couch with varying levels of fullness.]
  2. [22:04] <@burnettsBabigirl> [This is the best idea you've ever had, and you have it frequently enough that you are probably an alcoholic. Oh well.]
  3. [22:04] <@burnettsBabigirl> [You feel great! Even if Kurume is terrifying and probably going to eat you.]
  4. [22:04] <@burnettsBabigirl> [Fuck, she's definitely going to eat you, you didn't get her off.]
  5. [22:04] <@burnettsBabigirl> [Fuck fuck fuck.]
  6. [22:05] <@burnettsBabigirl> [You might be crying out of terror.]
  7. [22:06] * namedDragon ([email protected]) has joined #smeidmoemo
  8. [22:10] <comIns|online> 07[It takes you a bit to find your way there. You had just gotten off your land, so you were a bit dirty and grimy. So you took the time to throw one of your frozen pizzas in to the oven while you took a shower and got dressed. Showing up at Jackson's spire with the pizza and a few non-alcoholic drinks. Your cheer and snarky attitude some what dampened by the crying. Maybe you should've come here right away.]
  9. [22:10] <comIns|online> 07[You swallow the comment you were about to make and head over to the couch, sliding the bottles away. "Hey Jackson, what's buggin ya?" You ask as you crouch down beside her.]
  10. [22:12] * comIns|online is now known as Rigel
  11. [22:12] <@burnettsBabigirl> [You look up with your big dewy bright red eyes and, as horrified as you can possibly manage, blubber out, "Kurume's going to acid me and then eat me all up and it's gonna be terrible!!!" You flail a little bit and knock your laptop off the couch. It snaps shut.]
  12. [22:12] * burnettsBabigirl is now known as Jackson
  13. [22:14] <Rigel> 07[You snort a bit. "I'm 100% positive that Kurume ain't gonna do that." Give a reassuring smile. "Why do you think she will? Has she given any indication she's gonna?"]
  14. [22:15] <@Jackson> ["Well nooo but have you seen her! She ate my table! And she ate me out and I passed out which is SOO RUDE, she's totally gonna kill me," you shake your head frantically. You don't even know how long ago this happened, but you're thinking about it now and you're fucked, definitely.]
  15. [22:20] <Rigel> 07["Might've been a bit rude, yeah. But people don't kill other people for doin somethin like that." You pat her shoulder gently. "If she trys, I got somethin to say about it. Mostly that it ain't happenin. Alright?"]
  16. [22:33] <Jackson> [Sniff, snuff. You don't look entirely convinced, judging by the tears still leaking out of your eyes, but you nod hopelessly. "Okaaay," you draw out, sounding every bit the sad drunk you are, if only sometimes.]
  17. [22:37] <Rigel> 07["Come on." Uncaptcha a box of tissues and offer them to her. "Lets clean you up, get some food and liquids in ya that ain't alcohol."]
  18. [22:42] <Jackson> [You take the tissues and scrub your face down hard and carelessly. "Okay," you repeat, a little quieter. You are basically a tall three year old at this point.]
  19. [22:45] <Rigel> 07[You take the opportunity while she's scrubbing down to get a big glass of water, and to uncaptcha the pizza. Taking a slice for yourself. "I can ask her if it'd make ya feel better. Though I don't know how mucha this ya are gonna remember come tomorrow."]
  20. [22:48] <Jackson> [You snap your head toward him, moan as it makes the world spin around you, and then just keep shaking your head. "No no no, no way," yeah you are still irrationally terrified of Kurume and do not even want to talk about her.]
  21. [23:03] <Rigel> 07["Alright, alright. Don't needa panic." You offer her the glass and plate with pizza on it. "Come on, you'll feel better after."]
  22. [23:05] <Jackson> [Yeah, okay. You stare at them and then take the water and sip at it. The pizza you also grab, but set to the side for now, because hell if you think you can hold solid foods. "Thanks Rigel," you slur, dribbling water down your face. Downright attractive.]
  23. [23:10] <Rigel> 07["Anytime. Though ya probably shouldn't drink on ya own too much if ya get like this." You sit on the floor with your back against a wall, enjoying your own pizza.]
  24. [23:14] <Jackson> ["Pssshk, I'm fine," you lie blatantly, and then blatantly tell the truth. "Do this all the time. It's usually not so bad."]
  25. [23:15] <Rigel> 07["Un huh." Making a mental note to talk to them when they're more sober. "If you're fine, how come ya've been panicin so much?"]
  26. [23:17] <Jackson> ["Cuz I dun wanna get eaten!!" This seems very reasonable to you. "Krume's scary."]
  27. [23:17] <Rigel> 07["No she ain't." Pause and reconsider. "Alright, maybe a little. But have ya tried talkin to her at all?"]
  28. [23:20] <Jackson> ["Well no because she's bright pink and rarrr," you bare your teeth to illustrate this point. "She's like..." And then you can't figure out how to say what you mean, so instead you pick up the pizza and sloppily begin to crunch your way through it like a wild animal. Only once you've eaten way too much in way too little time do you go back to your words. "She's like that," you say around
  29. [23:20] <Jackson> your full mouth, as if that makes sense.]
  30. [23:21] <Rigel> 07["Un huh. Shows how much ya know. Cause she ain't pink." Shake your head. "And 'she's like that' ain't a complete sentance."]
  31. [23:22] <Jackson> ["No she's totally pink you grammary... grammar," that is a complete insult. Yes. Good.]
  32. [23:24] <Rigel> 07[You didn't even pick it up as an insult, just drunk talk. "Nope. She's green and white. Trust me, gotten to know her a lot better than ya clearly have." You're not sure why you like arguing with drunk people. You guess cause it's amusing sometimes.]
  33. [23:25] <Jackson> ["No but like. I'm red. You're oragne. She's pink," you declare in a stuttering, resolute sort of way.]
  34. [23:26] <Rigel> 07[Well, that makes sense in a drunk sort of way. "Alright, alright. But how does her text colour stop you from gettin to know her?" Grab another slice of pizza and dig in.]
  35. [23:33] <Jackson> ["Graaa, because," you blink slowly, "it's bright. And spooky. And she's a tiny alien that can make me bleed?"]
  36. [23:34] <Rigel> 07["I'm pretty sure anyone who plays the game can make ya bleed." You say rationally, even if it's wasted. "And tiny aliens seem less likely to do it, ya know?"]
  37. [23:35] <Jackson> ["Tiny aliens that can /eat tables???/"]
  38. [23:35] <Rigel> 07["You ain't a table though."]
  39. [23:37] <Jackson> ["I'm softer than a table."]
  40. [23:38] <Rigel> 07["Way more mobile though. And sentient. Pretty sure both those count."]
  41. [23:39] <Jackson> [You stick your tongue out at him. "Nuhhh. I dun think it'll stop her."]
  42. [23:42] <Rigel> 07["Pretty sure it will. The whole 'not killing coplayers' is kind of a big deal, ya know?"]
  43. [23:44] <Jackson> ["I mean I guess so but it doesn't stop some people," that is not a bitter drunk voice, nope.]
  44. [23:45] <Rigel> 07["Well no, it doesn't stop some. But Kurume ain't one of those people, alright?"]
  45. [23:48] <Jackson> ["Okay," you mumble, shake yourself out a little, try not to be such a drag. "Okay!" Repeating yourself louder will obviously help.]
  46. [23:51] <Rigel> 07["Trust me, you'll feel better once ya talk to her a bit. When you're more sober that is. As it is, ya should probably be sleepin anyways."]
  47. [23:53] <Jackson> ["Muhhh, sleep is hard," you finish off your water and wipe at your face. A good deal of it is on your shirt, oops.]
  48. [23:58] <Rigel> 07["What's hard about it?" You say as you start cleaning up the room.]
  49. [00:12] <Jackson> ["Nothing. Everything. I dunnooo," you kick your feet childishly.]
  50. [00:15] <Rigel> 07["Amazing answers there. What are you going to do if ya don't go to sleep now?"]
  51. [00:16] * Keleviel is now known as guillotineGladiator
  52. [00:16] <Jackson> ["Umm," you flop. "Play so much Pokemon? All the Pokemon. Drunk Pokemon."]
  53. [00:20] * Jackson ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 182 seconds)
  54. [00:21] * Jackson ([email protected]) has joined #smeidmoemo
  55. [00:23] <Rigel> 07["I think it'd be for the best if ya went to bed. Ya need to sleep this off." Pick up the bottles and take them to the kitchen where they join the rest of the dishes.]
  56. [00:26] <Jackson> ["Fiiine," mumblegrumble. You save your game for the first time in hours, realizing the power light is on red.]
  57. [00:27] <Rigel> 07["I'll send ya a message in the mornin. Make sure you're doin alright." Wait for her to get up, not sure how steady she's going to be.]
  58. [00:29] <Jackson> [Steady? More like your legs are literally made of water and you fall as soon as you stand.]
  59. [00:30] <Rigel> 07[Good thing you were ready for that. Catch her as she starts falling. "Yup. Definitely too much to drink."]
  60. [00:31] <Jackson> [Wrap your arms around his neck like a damsel in distress. "Nuuuuuuuuuh," you reply, eloquently.]
  61. [00:37] <Rigel> 07[Guess you're doing all the walking. Pick her up bridal style. "Which way to your room?"]
  62. [00:40] <Jackson> ["That way," you say without actually pointing. Instead you let your head loll back. "Nice orange. Nicest orange."]
  63. [00:41] * guillotineGladiator ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  64. [00:42] <Rigel> 07["Thanks." Start heading in that general direction. You'll figure it out. Careful not to shake her too much.]
  65. [00:43] <Jackson> ["Why are our eyes all so vivid? It's soooo weeeird," you bring your head up.]
  66. [00:44] <Rigel> 07["Not everyone, just most." Start poking your head in doors.]
  67. [00:46] <Jackson> [It doesn't take too long to find her room. It's a big mess of blankets carved into a nest. "Stil weird," you mumble. "Sunset eyes. Rhinestone eyes."]
  68. [00:47] <Rigel> 07[Gently place her down in to the blanket nest. "Un huh."]
  69. [00:49] * Jackson ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 184 seconds)
  70. [00:58] * Jackson ([email protected]) has joined #smeidmoemo
  71. [01:00] <Jackson> [You continue to cling to his neck, sort of afraid that you are going to fall into the dark void of oblivion. "Muhh."]
  72. [01:01] <Rigel> 07["Have to let go t'go to bed." Pat her back.]
  73. [01:03] <Jackson> 4["Nuuuuh," you pull. Admittedly, you pull drunkenly, but maybe you can drag him down.]
  74. [01:05] <Rigel> 07[Sigh and lay down. You don't really feel like fighting this, and you'll get away once she's asleep. "Alright. I'll lay down for a bit."]
  75. [01:07] <Jackson> 4[There, good. Fumblingly swaddle him into your nest of blankets and lay your head down. "Thanks." You absently give his shoulder and sloppy smooch and close your eyes.]
  76. [01:11] <Rigel> 07[Pat her awkwardly. "No problem." You'd be happy to return the kiss if she wasn't so clearly drunk. As it is, you lay back in the bed and wait until her breathing slows to show her sleeping.]
  77. [01:12] * Jackson ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  78. [01:29] * Jackson ([email protected]) has joined #smeidmoemo
  79. [01:29] <Rigel> 07[Pat her awkwardly. "No problem." You'd be happy to return the kiss if she wasn't so clearly drunk. As it is, you lay back in the bed and wait until her breathing slows to show her sleeping.]
  80. [01:32] <Jackson> 4[Rigel and his awkward patting. It makes you laugh softly, more than a little drunkenly, and you take a few deep breaths and then... well you were pretty drunk! You start snoring quickly.]
  81. [01:33] <Rigel> 07[You give it another minute or two, then slide out of the bed. You leave a note for her asking her to let you know when they're awake before heading back to your own Spire.]
  82. [01:39] <Rigel> 07[Scene]
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