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- Serenity: Eugh, why do we have to fight these trash Hoshidans right in this orchestra? Can't we take it outside so we don't have to kill each other on these boats? *she starts stabbing a hole in a boat with her sword*
- Jakob: Remember milady, there could be civilians on the battlefield.
- Serenity: Well I don't see nobody.
- Mozu: Who's that? *she points at Keaton*
- Serenity: Oh my god! We need to save that innocent furry!
- Keegan: *he uses his Beaststone and rips the head off of a Hoshidan soldier*
- Serenity: We need to recruit that furry!
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- Odin: Fear me Hoshidans, for I am Odin Dark! *he steps on a lego and literally dies*
- Mozu: God dammit Odin.
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- Elise *She looks like she's happy but she's actually screaming internally because she got promoted to maid but Jakob is better than her in every single way*
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- Azura: I hate sucking at everything *she uses a Master Seal and becomes a Pegasus Knight*
- Azura: Frick, I can't sing anymore. Now I actually do suck at everything!
- Azura: *sigh*
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- Charlotte: Benny, look at those travelers! They need us!
- Benny: Okay, don't be surprised if they have a better knight than me.
- Effie: Howdy
- Benny: whyme.png
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- Serenity: I love everyone in my army equally.
- Beruka: Hi
- Serenity: Ew go away.
- Mozu: Hi
- Serenity: Mozu! *she hugs Mozu*
- Serenity: Don't tell Beruka but you're my favorite
- Beruka: I heard that.
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- Arthur: Don't fear! The magnificent Arthur is here! *a doily falls on his head and he literally dies*
- Effie: Arthur you'll never be successful as Elise's retainer with that defense stat
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- Serenity: Why did I chose Conquest! There is no opportunity for us to grind anywhere!
- Elise: Because the Conquest roster has more character than the Birthright roster
- Takumeme: N o h r i a n S c u m
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- Shura: *sees bleach*
- Shura: Sure-a
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- Elise: You guys will protect me from the Hoshidans, right?
- Arthur: jusTICE
- Effie: *eating cake* what
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- Camilla: I need to protect my sisters
- Camilla: *gets hit by one archer*
- Camilla: sorry guys I'm d e a d yet again
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- Keaton: Mozu, come on, Velouria should be nearby!
- Velouria: *appears*
- Mozu: Velouria! I haven't seen you in like a week!
- Velouria: Hi mom! *turns into an eldritch werewolf monster thing*
- Mozu: Wow you have your mother's eyes!
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- Serenity: Keaton! Where are you? *she sees Keaton's phone*
- Serenity: Oh nice, let's peek through his search history
- Keaton's Phone: *various gay pornography featuring male anthropomorphic animals*
- Serenty: ᵒʰ
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