rocky cannot pleasure a woman

Rocky Mcdoughboy Xiv starts to thrust his RELATIVELY LARGE COCK into Alex(i)a's GENITALIA.
Alexia Drack sighs, looking at Rocky.
Alexia Drack stands up, walking to the corner to get her clothes.
Rocky Mcdoughboy Xiv raises an eyebrow.
Rocky Mcdoughboy Xiv asks, "Eh?"
DEAD: Sly says, "HAHAHA"
DEAD: Sly says, "MY SIDES"
DEAD: Sly says, "HE CAN'T PLEASURE A WOMAN"
DEAD: Sly says, "OH GOD ROCKY YOU POOR BASTARD"
Rocky Mcdoughboy Xiv asks, "What's up, Alexia?"
Alexia Drack says, "You're not a real man."
Alexia Drack says, "I need a real man."
DEAD: Sly says, "THIS IS GOLD"
Rocky Mcdoughboy Xiv says, "((I'm starting to laugh at all dese ghosts))"
DEAD: Sly says, "SHE ACTUALLY STOPPED FUCKING HIM"
Rocky Mcdoughboy Xiv asks, "...What?"
DEAD: Sly says, "BECAUSE HE WAS SO BAD"
DEAD: Sly says, "PFAHAHAHAHA"
Alexia Drack says, "You heard me."
Alexia Drack says, "Limpdick."
DEAD: Sly says, "OH GOD I LOVE THIS WOMAN"
DEAD: Sly says, "HOW EMBARASSING"
DEAD: Goddard Osterweis says, "This means that Miku is officially more of a man than Rocky."
Alexia Drack has thrown the multitool.
DEAD: Sly says, "PFAHAHAHAHA"
Alexia Drack has thrown the insulated gloves.
DEAD: Sly says, "ROCKY YOU POOR POOR BASTARD"
Rocky Mcdoughboy Xiv says, "Come on, Alexia..."
DEAD: Goddard Osterweis says, "Since she did Miku with no complaints a couple of days ago."
Alexia Drack says, "You don't let me out, I scream rape."
Rocky Mcdoughboy Xiv says, "..."
DEAD: Sly says, "GOD I'M IN STITCHES"
Rocky Mcdoughboy Xiv says, "Okay."
DEAD: Sly says, "THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE"
Rocky Mcdoughboy Xiv puts the multitool into the tool-belt.
OOC: Failcakes: fat cops fat cops, whatcha gonna do when they wobble towards you~
Rocky Mcdoughboy Xiv says, "Oh shit."
Rocky Mcdoughboy Xiv says, "Oh shit oh shit."