Squirrel Story Maker

$name : Squirrel Story Generator
$author : TheEatingSquirrel
$description : Generates a story involving squirrels.
$amount : 1
$button : Generate!

$nuts
acorns
walnuts
cashews
pistachios
almonds
peanuts
macadamia nuts
hazelnuts
coconuts
pecans

$squirrelname
Acornelia
Squirrely
Furry
Snuggles
Nuts

$obstacle
a giant bobcat appeared and brutally murdered all the other squirrels! Oh no
a zombie chicken walked in
a kraken stole the [nuts]
a giant penguin attacked the squirrel nest
a brown, sludgy monster that appeared to be made of mud ate all the nuts
a ferocious dog barked at him/her from the ground below

$squirreltype
red squirrel
gray squirrel
flying squirrel

$storyteller1
[squirrelname], the [squirreltype], was cooking [nuts] in the kitchen, when suddenly [obstacle]! After the monster attacked, he/she jumped down and knocked the monster unconscious by throwing [nuts] at it's head! Hooray!