Luna's RGRE Baby

>This is my journal.  I am Raven, personal attaché to Princess Celestia.  If you are reading this, something has likely terribly gone wrong.  Or maybe it’s all ok and we are gathered around the crib chugging ciders and having a sensible chuckle over all our worrying.  I’ve decided to start this journal to chronicle the strange behaviors of Princess Luna after a tryst with the infamous slut Anon.

>It’s been 3 months now since it was confirmed that she was pregnant.  The princess continues to exhibit strange unponylike behavior.  Her energy, both magical and physical, seems to be constantly drained by the strange hybrid foal.  It seems the foal has taken control of her hormones, causing her to become emotional at the drop of a sun hat.  An angry outburst caused her to teleport Anon to we think Tartarus for doing this to her, followed by uncontrollable sobbing over what a jerk he was for laughing at how emotional she was and leaving.  The search parties we sent out have yet to find him.  We’ve had to squash more than one rumor about the princess' unmarely behavior, lest it spread and tarnish her image.

>Her previous sensible diet has given way to a massive increases in calories.  Strange cravings have led to her eating all sorts of foods.  Half the castle chefs quit after she demanded fried chicken and waffles.  We’ve hired Griffin cooks for her more unsettling demands.  She’s been asking if we could make her a brisket.  Jokingly at first, and we all had a laugh.  But she keeps asking...

>All attempts to scan the foal have failed as it seems to have inherited Anon's magic resistance.  Going by what we can see of the dark shadow surrounding the fetus, it seems to have actually taken root inside her, drawing nutrients directly from her blood stream.  This has the Nurses extremely concerned as it seems to require far more than the average foal.  They think we may have to change her diet again to try to keep ahead.

>It’s been 6 months.  Princess Luna attempted to enter the dreams of the foal.  She was shocked to find Nightmare Moon in the dreamscape.  An inky blackness stood by her side, leaning against the Queen of the Night, snuggling.  Luna attempted to say something but was silenced by an angry Nightmare Moon and ejected from the dream.  She has become increasingly stressed as she is afraid to re-enter the dream.

>Its nearly 9 months since the drunken Nightmare Night haunted house party.  The Princess is huge.  There is no getting around it.  While the foals consumption seems to have plateaued, Luna has taken to eating as stress has eaten at her.  We have not been able to find Anon.  Some think she might have sent him to the sun accidently, but no one has the heart to say it out loud.  We have no idea what is inside the Princess.  She has taken to cooing and talking to it like a stallion as she eats her chicken tenders and custard.  The constant talk about geometry and where the points converge has the of Princess of Friendship worried.  A doctor that suggested she attempt to self abort was sent to the moon.  Celestia promptly brought him back before he suffocated, but it didn’t stop Luna from bawling afterwards.  I don’t think we can survive another year of this.  Seriously, now she’s leaking everywhere and OMGWTF

>Princess Luna delivered the goal at approximately 3am this morning.  By all accounts he appears to be a perfectly normal little Colt.  Dark blue black coat, wavey purple mane, and bright teal colored eyes.  The fact that it was an Alicorn supprised everyone, as we were all geared up for a terrible abomination not fit for this world.  Perhaps his teeth were a bit sharper than usual, as the Princess yelped when he latched on to her teat, but otherwise perfectly fine.  We wonder where he got the little helmet though…