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  1. var questions = [{
  2.     number: 0,
  3.     questionimage: 'img/fg1.jpg',
  4.     answerimage: 'img/fg4.jpg',
  5.     questiontitle: 'Forrest Gump',
  6.     question: 'have legs?<br />',
  7.     answer1title: 'Wrong',
  8.     answer1: 'He DOES have legs...<br />But only sometimes though...<br />',
  9.     answer2title: 'Right',
  10.     answer2: 'He DOESN\'T have legs...<br />But only sometimes though...<br />',
  11.     },{
  12.     number: 1,
  13.     questionimage: 'img/a131.jpg',
  14.     answerimage: 'img/a132.jpg',
  15.     questiontitle: 'Apollo 13',
  16.     question: 'play the bass guitar?',
  17.     answer1title: 'No',
  18.     answer1: 'That would be stupid.  Are you stupid?',
  19.     answer2title: 'Correct',
  20.     answer2: 'He plays the guy that gets SARS or whatever.',
  21.     },{
  22.     number: 2,
  23.     questionimage: 'img/se1.jpg',
  24.     answerimage: 'img/se2.jpg',
  25.     questiontitle: 'Snake Eyes',
  26.     question: 'wear a uniform?',
  27.     answer1title: 'Correct',
  28.     answer1: 'He plays some sort of Commander',
  29.     answer2title: 'Wrong',
  30.     answer2: 'He\'s wearing it the whole damn movie. Wtf.  Watch it again.',
  31.     },{
  32.     number: 3,
  33.     questionimage: 'img/a131.jpg',
  34.     answerimage: 'img/a134.jpg',
  35.     questiontitle: 'Apollo 13',
  36.     question: 'have enough amperage to run a vacuum cleaner?',
  37.     answer1title: 'Wrong',
  38.     answer1: 'He didn\'t.  That\'s why he kept pulling master alarms while jockeying a simulator and chatting with nerds.',
  39.     answer2title: 'Correct',
  40.     answer2: 'He had exactly dogshit juice for the power up sequence.',
  41.     },{
  42.     number: 4,
  43.     questionimage: 'img/a131.jpg',
  44.     answerimage: 'img/a133.jpg',
  45.     questiontitle: 'Apollo 13',
  46.     question: 'effectively potray Ken Mattingly while demonstrating the gravity of the situation he and his fellow astronauts are in?',
  47.     answer1title: 'Yes',
  48.     answer1: 'He\'s a fine actor and he did a fine job with the role.',
  49.     answer2title: 'Well',
  50.     answer2: 'That\'s just like...your opinion, man.',
  51.     },{
  52.     number: 5,
  53.     questionimage: 'img/se1.jpg',
  54.     answerimage: 'img/se2.jpg',
  55.     questiontitle: 'Snake Eyes',   
  56.     question: 'double cross someone?',
  57.     answer1title: 'Yes',
  58.     answer1: 'As an authority figure in a role of responsibility, he greatly fucks over many people',
  59.     answer2title: 'Wrong',
  60.     answer2: 'That\'s the whole god damned movie',
  61.     },{
  62.     number: 6,
  63.     questionimage: 'img/se1.jpg',
  64.     answerimage: 'img/se2.jpg',
  65.     questiontitle: 'Snake Eyes',   
  66.     question: 'brandish a weapon?',
  67.     answer1title: 'Yes',
  68.     answer1: 'Oh yes he does.  And with great relish.',
  69.     answer2title: 'Wrong',
  70.     answer2: 'I doubt you\'ve ever even heard of this movie.',
  71.     },{
  72.     number: 7,
  73.     questionimage: 'img/fg1.jpg',
  74.     answerimage: 'img/fg5.jpg',
  75.     questiontitle: 'Forrest Gump',
  76.     question: 'wear a uniform?',
  77.     answer1title: 'Correct',
  78.     answer1: 'He seems to wear one in most movies.',
  79.     answer2title: 'Wrong',
  80.     answer2: 'He\'s Lt. Dan. Because he\'s in the military.',
  81.     },{
  82.     number: 8,
  83.     questionimage: 'img/a131.jpg',
  84.     answerimage: 'img/a132.jpg',
  85.     questiontitle: 'Apollo 13',
  86.     question: 'wear a uniform?',
  87.     answer1title: 'Correct',
  88.     answer1: 'Sure does.',
  89.     answer2title: 'Wrong',
  90.     answer2: 'He\'s an astronaut.  He wears his space man suit sometimes',
  91.     },{
  92.     number: 9   ,
  93.     questionimage: 'img/gm1.jpg',
  94.     answerimage: 'img/gm2.jpg',
  95.     questiontitle: 'The Green Mile',
  96.     question: 'wear a uniform?',
  97.     answer1title: 'Wrong',
  98.     answer1: 'He sits on his porch and talks about killing a dog.',
  99.     answer2title: 'Correct',
  100.     answer2: 'He only provides perspective.',
  101.     },{
  102.     number: 10,
  103.     questionimage: 'img/gm1.jpg',
  104.     answerimage: 'img/gm3.jpg',
  105.     questiontitle: 'The Green Mile',
  106.     question: 'have legs?',
  107.     answer1title: 'Wrong',
  108.     answer1: 'His blind child bit off his legs which is why he killed his dog.',
  109.     answer2title: 'Correct',
  110.     answer2: 'How could he have legs? He doesn\'t have legs.',
  111.     },{
  112.     number: 11,
  113.     questionimage: 'img/fg1.jpg',
  114.     answerimage: 'img/fg6.jpg',
  115.     questiontitle: 'Forrest Gump',
  116.     question: 'eat ice cream?',
  117.     answer1title: 'Wrong',
  118.     answer1: 'But his bed pan sure enjoyed some.',
  119.     answer2title: 'Correct',
  120.     answer2: 'How could he have eaten ice cream? He doesn\'t have legs.',
  121.     },{
  122.     number: 12,
  123.     questionimage: 'img/a131.jpg',
  124.     answerimage: 'img/a135.jpg',
  125.     questiontitle: 'Apollo 13',
  126.     question: 'get the measles?',
  127.     answer1title: 'Wrong',
  128.     answer1: 'No.  He doesn\'t have the measles.  He isn\'t going to get the measles.  It\'s flight surgeon horseshit, Deke.',
  129.     answer2title: 'Correct',
  130.     answer2: 'Though eventually, his lack of legs would have disqualified him from manned space flight.',
  131.     }]
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