Ingbot quotes.txt file

<@aleckermit> Car boot sales lol? | <@aleckermit> "Hey there little boy, come look in my trunk..." | <@aleckermit> *TOSS* *LOCK* | <@aleckermit> Vrooooooooooooooooooom
<@maxx> i hate faggots and homos and niggers and wetbacks and women
<Unreal> wtf my flaps came off | <bluemarth> hot
<syluxphone> >:| | <~Elminster> y so sad | <~Elminster> is it cause you have a unibrow?
<Rubik> Ivann are you high on life | <Rubik> Did you melt the little peg people and inhale the fumes
<Rubik> At least she didn't rape a cactus
<~Elminster> hi im ingx24 and i stand to make $1.49 from this video, one dollar forty-nine cents
<Swordless> I found that little black bastard | <Swordless> He was camoflauged against a dark part of ground
<@pokey> ive slept with my mommy before | <@pokey> i mean | <@pokey> in the same bed | <@pokey> dammit
<&Pheenoh> Elmx24 | <~Elminster> who is 24 | <~Elminster> is that a manga character | <&Pheenoh> ya | <~Elminster> is jack bauer in a manga | <~Elminster> am i gay | <&Pheenoh> are you kyoki | <~Elminster> nooo | <~Elminster> bottles ftl
<+Kyoki> *I start to fondle your nipples* | <+Kyoki> oops wrong window
<maxx> i found something in mm last night | <maxx> if you are doing lullaby skip and a certain snowball hits you at the right angle and knocks you down and the wind blows you into the wall at the right angle, you go oob | <maxx> it's really cool ! | <maxx> (it actually sucks and is dumb)
<Swordless> "my throat hurt afterwards :(" ~ ingx24 after a TP speedrun attempt
<maxx> .quotesearch e | * IngBot ([email protected]) Quit (Excess Flood)
<jape> if you enjoy any metal you legit are retarded | <jiano> i love metal | <jape> i rest my case.
<~borisAnderson> Dude either I gey re tr arded autocrecy | <~borisAnderson> Put | <~borisAnderson> Or | <~borisAnderson> I mossppell everything
<~borisAnderson> This is pos so bls | <~borisAnderson> I have an Android oh write the thing caps Android lollll | <~borisAnderson> I am a detard | <GhostNinja> Clearly | <@ingx24> lmaooooo | <+Kyoki> XD | <maxx> yeah | <maxx> when i used to be a detard i remember this pos so bls
<Cerpin> I had a dream where Jiano was the deku tree and swallowed me
<complex> byan you're doing that thing again | <complex> the thing where everything you say is fucking retarded
<manicsf> I want to try playing a catholicism run of pokemon. Basically, don't let things evolve and you can't put pokemon into breeding centers with same-set pokemon
<Ragnarokio> i joined some sort of furry art site to play a MLP dating sim thing but it was mostly just walking into a room and being raped forever by pinkie
<ingx24> dude | <ingx24> my mom is drunk and she keeps saying "indeed" every 30 seconds
<Jiano> DU HAST MICH | <MrGrunz> <_< | <Jiano> good shit
<IngBot> do you really want to know the origin of my name
<@ingx24> so vc oot ess position is bigger than n64 mm ess position | <@ingx24> loool | <@ingx24> that explains | <@ingx24> so much | <%cafde> i don't know about that | <%cafde> but maybe | <%cafde> it could just be the gc controller that makes it seem really small | <IngBot> I have a fake controller that makes it easy^^
<cincinnatireds2012> oh my god i just sneezed and diahreah flew out of my ass ugh brb
<Jordan> what is the closest you have ever been to an elderly man while he ejaculated
<+maxx> i feel like i play better with splits | <+maxx> but maybe i don't | <IngBot> u play better with it!!
<RaceBot> GO! | <Holo> .quit | <RaceBot> Holo has forfeited from the race | <Holo> I forgot that I didnt even have this game
[2/12/2012 10:18:34 PM] omega-galax: quit callin, tryin to masturbate
<mouthshit> LOL | <mouthshit> END EVERY SENTENCE WITH LOL | <mouthshit> BECAUSE I'M LOLING EVERY TIME I TYPE ANYTHING | <mouthshit> LOL | <mouthshit> REALLY LOL
<cafde> people actually sleep? | <IngBot> i actually started on that last night but went to bed instead
<IngBot> (If) I ever finish my run and it gets on SDA will someone upload it on youtube?
<+maxx> sam thinks ing is cool | <IngBot> something is definitely borked
<Rubik> quick, someone rape cerpin | <Cerpin> Wait | * Sam rapes cerpin | <Cerpin> Why | <Cerpin> :[
<Unidentified24387> elm you can't be absuive to the IRC protocl | <Unidentified24387> you need to love it tenderly | <Elminster> it started it =[ | <Elminster> i just retaliated | <Elminster> with twice the juice
<borisAnderson> Reverb though I almost fired in the bathroom
<Poptart1234> btw im a child mulester
<@Magus> confession | <@Magus> ive never actually beaten mm | <ingx24> :O | <IngBot> ya no one has actually beaten it yet | <@Magus> LOL | <ingx24> LOL | <IngBot> LOL
<+Werey> FUCKING HELL | <+Werey> HOW IS SOMEONE TALKING EVERY SECOND | <+Werey> IM SCROLLED UP AND ALL I HEAR IS | <+Werey> DING | <+Werey> DING | <+Werey> DING | <+Werey> DING | <+Werey> DING
* WereyCar runs over FKE | <+Firstkirbyever> <_< | <+Firstkirbyever> i would eat you | <+Firstkirbyever> but then i would get aids | <WereyCar> ...
<Werey> yes | <Werey> my hungry copter goes toast toast toast | * Werey is now known as WereyCopter | <WereyCopter> Bite bite bite bite bite | * WereyCopter is now known as WereyCar | <WereyCar> Beep beep beep beep | <WereyCar> no u | <WereyCar> shut u[
<&ingx24> dude | <&ingx24> sub 3:40 tp ss | <&ingx24> would be a literally flawless run | <&ingx24> no mistakes AT ALL | <IngBot> REALLY easy
<pokeyil> donate TWENTY DOLLARS and i will kill TWO monkeys live on stream | <pokeyil> for every 10 DOLLARS DONATED i will kill ANOTHER MONKEY
<Buck> my name's buck | * maxx is now known as Rick | <@Rick> my name's rick, and i'm here to kick | <Buck> nice1 | * You were kicked by Rick (thanks)
<@MTA> oh my god | <@MTA> someone changed the channel mode to +r
<ingx24> what language is the bot written in | <TylerArtrip> uh | <TylerArtrip> english
<b_dave> are you always this hostile to newcomers | <kunwon1> yes! | <Antifides> I showed up like a week or two ago and they beat me uup and stuffed me in a dumpster. | <engels> Antifides: just a hazing | <Antifides> Doctors say my left leg will never heal completely. | <Antifides> Also, there was a contaminated needle in the dumpster. I now have hepatitis B and AIDS.
* scoular has joined ##philosophy | <scoular> any philosophy here | <scoular> or just autistic adult virgins
[10:35:46 PM] Z LAMP: @solusstar 9 Jul | sext: i try to unzip your pants but am blocked by a pop-up saying "Please note that WinRAR is not free software". my 40 day trial is up
<Cello> !joke | * Sahaqiel ([email protected]) has joined #zelda
<iggyhard> u can laugh now but when nintendo finds out ur glitching their games ur gonna be arrested
<Werey> also why the fuck do reporters have to stand in Hurricanes just to prove it's there | <Werey> retards
<+Werey> gah why do I leave it so late to gather my thongs >___<
<GerbilSoft[derp]> they dropped the number and just call it "new iPad" | <&Thorn> "well, it's new to me, I don't own one! lolololololol" | * &Thorn raises gun to side of own head | <&Thorn> *BANG* | <GerbilSoft[derp]> sorry, but the iGun license has expired | <GerbilSoft[derp]> you must upgrade to the iGun 5 with Lightning
<@ingx24> cerpin come to my house and have a 3 way with me and my dad | <~Elminster> ... | <+Sam_> wat | <Cerpin> what | <@ingx24> ;) | <Cerpin> No ;-[ | <+Kyoki> gross | <Ragnarokio> that sounds sexy
<Ockly> !g warfare http://i.imgur.com/LELfw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/LELfw.jpg <----- THAT DAY WE DID NIGGER BARBACUE. BUT THE MEAT BURNED TO THE BONES AND WE HAD TO GO GET KENTUCKY INSTEAD. NIGGER SHIT WHILE BEING BURDED. DE_OP SNARD!!!3433433433433433433433433433433433433433433433433433434334343343343343343343343343343 | * Ockly Quit (K-Lined)
<ethandude> sorry fying fox im sure you have massive tits !! :)
<ethandude> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual cheak this out luxury it might come in helpful when u wright your resime
<+Cruizer> smells like cancer in here | <+Cruizer> bbl
<Parax> why haven't you posted it on m2k2 yet? | <@Miles> I would answer that but then you'd just cut out part of it and post it elsewhere out of context | <Parax> [17:17:54] <Parax> why haven't you posted it on m2k2 yet? | <Parax> [18:10:25] <@Miles> I would [...] cut out part of it and post it elsewhere out of context
<&Umbreon> why am I going to chao world? | <@Anonycat> because Disney World is closed for the winter
<+ingx24> this is knuckles | <+ingx24> and im back | <+ingx24> ive been away for a while | <+ingx24> but im back to kick some butt at wild canyon | * You were kicked by Anonycat (well I'm back to kick some ingx at #soniccenter)
Z LAMP: Piss | Z LAMP: I'm still in springfieldland, please stick my head into a var of fine piss | Z LAMP: Bye
<!Tens> oh gurd, bettlesz r sooo inovatinal. invented phych, litin to srg peppr so gooood. vryone hho dounsnt kiek beatkkales is shit
<+Werey> When tails says "Okay" and "alright" he seems to sound different | <+Werey> HOLY FUCK SPIDER
[19:59] <MURPHAGATOR> every time I see someone talk about epic mickey all I can think about is being in the game store and hearing some old guy ask for a copy of 'ethnic mickey'
phanphanlover: DAMN | » I just made this account for mapler | » and now he's gone
<Werey> this burger has a ton of bacon in it | <Werey> this is so fatty | <@Anonycat> at least it doesn't have a ton of Beggin' Strips brand dog snack in it | <@Anonycat> or so they say
<+RingRush> Sonic and the Mobius Dick | <+RingRush> next up in storybook series
<@Anonycat> "sub 4 sub: I'll subscribe if you give me a $5 Footlong from Subway"
[22:09] <Clai> and theres that one guy who is about 2 talk and gets all dicey coz he sees kneesocks | [22:09] <Clai> thats the mark of a good shutin programmer rite there
<&smizzla> .gay westerlove | <&smizzla> no where is it | <&Cerpin> I paid Ing $100 to have it removed | <&DsS> LOL
Kirkq: HOLY SHIT THIS IS UNFORTUNATE AS FUCK | Kirkq: I HAVE TO GO TO WORK AN EXTRA HOUR TOMORROW | Kirkq: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK | Kirkq: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU | Kirkq: DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
<Werey> shut the fuck up about streaming and whining | <Werey> and saying nobody wants you | <Werey> fucking hell | <Werey> fuck my life | * Werey shoots self in face | <flyingfox> O_O
<Parax> what would a crying and shivering baby like miles do with $400 anyway? | <@ShadowWraith> spend it on counseling for ridley-caused PTSD
<danieldude> well, what is interoperability?? | <&Thorn> that's correct for $400 | <&Thorn> daniel, pick a category
<+Werey> also | <+Werey> now im sad | <+Werey> no more hd tv for a while | <+Werey> :( | <@Zephyr> no, I'm sad! | * Zephyr is now known as Sad | <@Sad> :( | * @Sad ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: so sad :()
Ani: the last time ing tried telling a joke | Ani: was horrifying
Bilan: i dunno, I send people texts while naked in their backyards all the time | Bilan: its a pretty common way to declare love i thought
ingx24: sry bilan flyingfox doenst have any boobs | ingx24: she r man | flying fox: O: | Bilan: man, i guess that would explain why theres a dick up my ass when shes around | Bilan: i never noticed before | flying fox: O_O
Ani: tooty is a bitch ass whore shitbag i hate her | Ani: she steal my man | Ani: banjo pls come back home | Ani: i miss u.... | Ani: ;~;
Thorn: and we can't do full-site bans under a nonexistent "fucking moron" clause
<+Werey> Rick Astley will give you any DVD from his Pixar collection apart from one. | <+Werey> He's never gonna give you Up
Werey: TRAGEDY | Werey: WHEN UR ON THE LOO AND IT WONT COME THROUGH | Werey: ITS TRAGEDY
Werey: my new years resolution is 1366 x 728
<setz> doing some super metroid any% | <setz> should be fun | <setz> or terrible | <setz> one of the two
<Thorn> who the hell is marty | <Thorn> when did he get involved | <ingx24> me | * ingx24 is now known as marty | * marty has quit (Killed (NickServ (Unauthorized nick use with KILL protection enabled.)))
Jeff Cline: I stuck my penis inside my PS3 | Jeff Cline: needless to say it was not backwards compatible
[19:40] [19:40] <jin> In the 2000s, when the shadow of starbucks was still cast over the land, the kawaii bob-kun sold his soul to third wave coffee. While the PDL shook the world around him, he faced his own conflict between his desire to be a NEET and his love for his art.
<ingx24> were you playing naked twister with ally again | <~Elminster> yes | <~Elminster> that reminds me i have a pic i need to tweet
<jin> bob if yo udie | <jin> i will | <jin> stuff you and | <jin> you will hang out in my living room
<sonicandamy> i got my pony plushie in the mail today | <sonicandamy> fucker was 100 bucks | <sonicandamy> 'got her up on stream right now | <sonicandamy> http://www.twitch.tv/sonicandamy | <&Groudon> i don't have that kind of money to throw around | <&Groudon> so i settled for a pillow | <sonicandamy> u fuck a pillow? | <&Groudon> ...................
<pokay> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME | <IngBot> I WAS KIDDING
HyperSonic7701: What would Tails say if he saw you quitting the game? | sonikku: he'd say hyper a fking queer and i really hope something bad happens to him tomorrow evening | HyperSonic7701: D:
<ingx24> a priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar | <@Quartz> I love this story
<grawk> tupac sucks as a power trio
ingx24 is a meta guay