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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #834, #835
  2. h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/41485216/#41489354
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  4. Is it weird that I like characters like Baxter, Crymini and Mimzy better than the main cast?
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  6. h ttps://www.twitter.com/MyObsessionSaid/status/1435617485756243977
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  8. Baxter seems to be popular enough to get a decent amount of art (even if half or more of it is just hrny) but Mimzy and Crymini really haven't gotten much hype, which is weird to me seeing as they both got on screen cameos in the pilot while Baxter was relegated to bring a silhouette in the opening.
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  10. I strongly suspect that Baxter will be the butt of the joke for Alastor, a indoors, anti-social character who hates being touched just feels like he's the kind of person to be singled out by him.
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  12. If I had to guess why Baxter has infinitely more art than the other non-characters, I'd say its because he's a guy and all the fan-girls prefer him to the ladies.
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  14. I can see him being a foul mouthed, basement dweller-y Dexter of the show to Alastor (and everyone else to a lesser extent)'s Deedee.
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  16. >Alastor is initially drawn to him because he's from the pre-TV era too
  17. >Then he realizes that it's even easier to annoy the piss out of him than Husk or Vaggie and he collapses into a very entertaining nervous breakdown when he invites Rosie and some of her friends over on the pretext of "helping a wallflower come out of his shell"
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  19. >Charlie:"Baxter come on up and sit in the redemption circle~ We've got cookies and fruit punch and everyone is eager to meet you!"
  20. >Baxter:"Fk off I'm in the middle of splicing some DNA"
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  22. >Vaggie:"Your residence here is based on your agreement to attend the activities we plan. Get your ass out here and stop upsetting my girlfriend or I'm going to break your scaly little legs"
  23. >Baxter:"How in blazes did you get in my lab?"
  24. >Vaggie:"Through the window jackass now MOVE"
  25.  
  26. >Angel Dust won't stop trying to fk him and he's really handsy about it
  27.  
  28. >Husk keeps trying to steal his lab equipment to make a still
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  30. "GOOD FKING GOD I HATE YOU PEOPLE"- Baxter, 20XX
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  32. >Husk makes a still from Baxter's equipment
  33. >Alastor decides to plant a wine garden
  34. >shenanigans ensue:
  35. h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u7wDVJI13U
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  37. How terrible is baxter at flirting?
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  39. pure spaghetti would just fall out of his pocket if he try to flirt with someone
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  41. >Tries saying "wanna see how long i can hold my breath?"
  42. >Blurts out "I CAN BREATH UNDERWATER!"
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  44. >"... so...you wanna do it in the hot tub?"
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  46. >Be baxter
  47. >Be sperg
  48. >Try to flirt with new sinner at the hotel
  49. >Immediately your spaghetti flies out of your pockets
  50. >Try to comment on how long you acn hold your breath for the scientifically most effective pick up line
  51. "I CAN BREATH UNDERWATER!!"
  52. >"I-uh what?"
  53. >SHT
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  55. Baxter would be like one of those kids from high school who would talk only to answer the teacher's question with a long and in-depth answer or to make a small contribution to a conversation by correcting someone or tell them a small something about the topic when he overheard the conversation
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