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Siegbert & Midori siblings

Jun 5th, 2017
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  1. Siegbert: (“And Furthermore-…!”)
  2. Siegbert: (Um…)
  3. Siegbert: (Oh, gods, what do I do with my hands?)
  4. Midori: [smile] Whoah ho, Brother! What are YOU thinking about?
  5. Siegbert: [blush] Ah! Midori!
  6. Midori: [wink] Midori indeed!
  7. Midori: Are you practicing for meeting a girl?
  8. Siegbert: [frown] What? No!
  9. Midori: A boy! Daddy and Papa will be so pleased!
  10. Siegbert: [upset] Midori! No!
  11. Midori: [wink] Midori yes!
  12. Siegbert: [angry] Midori!
  13. Midori: [upset] !
  14. Siegbert: [sweat, injured] S-sorry…
  15. Midori: Um… It’s ok!
  16. Midori: Maybe I overdid it.
  17. Siegbert: No it’s- it’s fine, really.
  18. Midori: [sweat, sad] You looked really mad.
  19. Siegbert: I’m sorry!
  20. Siegbert: I- I have to go!
  21. Midori: [sad] Did I go too far…?
  22. Midori: Midori will fix it!
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  25. Siegbert: (“-As you can see:”)
  26. Siegbert: (Then show them the figures…)
  27. Siegbert: (Um. Th-then…)
  28. Midori: [wink] Then you hit ‘em with the one-two! Hiya!
  29. Siegbert: [surprised] ! Midori! You’re eavesdropping again?!
  30. Midori: Uh huh! I was concerned about you!
  31. Midori: [closed eyes, smile] (Plus you mumble really loudly.)
  32. Midori: So… you’re nervous about the trade deal, huh?
  33. Siegbert: How did you-?
  34. Siegbert: [eyes closed] …Yes. B-but I can handle it.
  35. Midori: [smile] Sure you can!
  36. Midori: Thanks to this! Midori comes through and saves her brother!
  37. Siegbert: A… Book?
  38. Midori: THE book. Geez!
  39. Midori: “The Merlinian Method: How to be the Best in the Biz”!
  40. Siegbert: Merlinian… Method?
  41. Midori: Uh huh! It’s got all the secret techniques that the best merchants and leaders use to control the room and seal the deal!
  42. Siegbert: [sweat] I don’t remember Father mentioning-
  43. Midori: That’s cause it’s next level secrets, brother!
  44. Midori: Power poses! Handshake subtext! The power of synergy!
  45. Siegbert: Synergy…?
  46. Midori: Trust me, with the Merlinian Method, nothing can go wrong…
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  49. Siegbert: [sweat] -They said it was the worst presentation they’d ever seen.
  50. Midori: No way!
  51. Siegbert: I know! I did the handshake and the power pose as best I could!
  52. Midori: At the same time?
  53. Siegbert: Of course!
  54. Siegbert: I even explained how we could Leverage Synergy!
  55. Siegbert: Or was it Synergizing Levers…?
  56. Midori: [upset] Oh no…! Midori failed you!
  57. Siegbert: [worried]N-no! I just- I don’t think I grasped the Merlinian-
  58. Midori: [crying] Th-there is no Merlinian Method!
  59. Siegbert: Huh?!
  60. Midori: [sad] Y-you were nervous and I threw you off by being annoying!
  61. Siegbert: Midori…!
  62. Midori: So I thought maybe if you thought you had a cool secret you’d feel better!
  63. Midori: I wrote down everything I could think of about business, and I told you it was a book called the Merlinian Method!
  64. Midori: [crying] But it was all full of bad advice and I don’t think I wrote it very well because I wrote it all in two nights -which is way harder than you’d think!- and-
  65. Midori: And now I ruined everything!
  66. Siegbert: [surprised] M-Midori…
  67. Midori: [crying] *sob* I’m so sorry-
  68. Siegbert: [determined] Midori! It’s okay!
  69. Midori: B-big brother?
  70. Siegbert: [eyes closed] Even if it was kind of crazy and I did some weird stuff, the fact that you would do something so thoughtful over such a small thing…
  71. Siegbert: [smile] It’s part of what makes Midori the best little sister in the world!
  72. Midori: [surprised] Wha-! B-but…!
  73. Midori: Siegbert is the Best Big Brother in the world!
  74. Siegbert: [smile, closed eyes] Yes! Even if we get knocked down-
  75. Midori: -We’ll get back up again-
  76. Siegbert: - to control the room-
  77. Midori:-and seal the deal-
  78. Together: -Midori and Siegbert will come out on top!
  79. Midori: Power pose!
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