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- Siegbert: (“And Furthermore-…!”)
- Siegbert: (Um…)
- Siegbert: (Oh, gods, what do I do with my hands?)
- Midori: [smile] Whoah ho, Brother! What are YOU thinking about?
- Siegbert: [blush] Ah! Midori!
- Midori: [wink] Midori indeed!
- Midori: Are you practicing for meeting a girl?
- Siegbert: [frown] What? No!
- Midori: A boy! Daddy and Papa will be so pleased!
- Siegbert: [upset] Midori! No!
- Midori: [wink] Midori yes!
- Siegbert: [angry] Midori!
- Midori: [upset] !
- Siegbert: [sweat, injured] S-sorry…
- Midori: Um… It’s ok!
- Midori: Maybe I overdid it.
- Siegbert: No it’s- it’s fine, really.
- Midori: [sweat, sad] You looked really mad.
- Siegbert: I’m sorry!
- Siegbert: I- I have to go!
- Midori: [sad] Did I go too far…?
- Midori: Midori will fix it!
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- Siegbert: (“-As you can see:”)
- Siegbert: (Then show them the figures…)
- Siegbert: (Um. Th-then…)
- Midori: [wink] Then you hit ‘em with the one-two! Hiya!
- Siegbert: [surprised] ! Midori! You’re eavesdropping again?!
- Midori: Uh huh! I was concerned about you!
- Midori: [closed eyes, smile] (Plus you mumble really loudly.)
- Midori: So… you’re nervous about the trade deal, huh?
- Siegbert: How did you-?
- Siegbert: [eyes closed] …Yes. B-but I can handle it.
- Midori: [smile] Sure you can!
- Midori: Thanks to this! Midori comes through and saves her brother!
- Siegbert: A… Book?
- Midori: THE book. Geez!
- Midori: “The Merlinian Method: How to be the Best in the Biz”!
- Siegbert: Merlinian… Method?
- Midori: Uh huh! It’s got all the secret techniques that the best merchants and leaders use to control the room and seal the deal!
- Siegbert: [sweat] I don’t remember Father mentioning-
- Midori: That’s cause it’s next level secrets, brother!
- Midori: Power poses! Handshake subtext! The power of synergy!
- Siegbert: Synergy…?
- Midori: Trust me, with the Merlinian Method, nothing can go wrong…
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- Siegbert: [sweat] -They said it was the worst presentation they’d ever seen.
- Midori: No way!
- Siegbert: I know! I did the handshake and the power pose as best I could!
- Midori: At the same time?
- Siegbert: Of course!
- Siegbert: I even explained how we could Leverage Synergy!
- Siegbert: Or was it Synergizing Levers…?
- Midori: [upset] Oh no…! Midori failed you!
- Siegbert: [worried]N-no! I just- I don’t think I grasped the Merlinian-
- Midori: [crying] Th-there is no Merlinian Method!
- Siegbert: Huh?!
- Midori: [sad] Y-you were nervous and I threw you off by being annoying!
- Siegbert: Midori…!
- Midori: So I thought maybe if you thought you had a cool secret you’d feel better!
- Midori: I wrote down everything I could think of about business, and I told you it was a book called the Merlinian Method!
- Midori: [crying] But it was all full of bad advice and I don’t think I wrote it very well because I wrote it all in two nights -which is way harder than you’d think!- and-
- Midori: And now I ruined everything!
- Siegbert: [surprised] M-Midori…
- Midori: [crying] *sob* I’m so sorry-
- Siegbert: [determined] Midori! It’s okay!
- Midori: B-big brother?
- Siegbert: [eyes closed] Even if it was kind of crazy and I did some weird stuff, the fact that you would do something so thoughtful over such a small thing…
- Siegbert: [smile] It’s part of what makes Midori the best little sister in the world!
- Midori: [surprised] Wha-! B-but…!
- Midori: Siegbert is the Best Big Brother in the world!
- Siegbert: [smile, closed eyes] Yes! Even if we get knocked down-
- Midori: -We’ll get back up again-
- Siegbert: - to control the room-
- Midori:-and seal the deal-
- Together: -Midori and Siegbert will come out on top!
- Midori: Power pose!
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