[X] 1 "Listen, I get that you're worried for me, and if this was a different situation I would greatly appreciate your concern, but right now you are not really listening to me, I know very well what fiends are capable of, mom and dad made sure of that, so please trust me when I say that that stuff is no more harmful to me than a cup of coffee would be, it really is just a sex aid.": (Zum)
[X] 1 Dump the lube.: (Guile)
[X] 1 I know what I have is safe, but explaining why is kinda awkward.  Are you sure you want to know? (yes means we carefully explain that we are half-tentacle fiend.): (fredthebadger)
[X] 3 I know what I have is safe, but explaining why is kinda awkward. Are you sure you want to know? (yes means we carefully explain that we are half-tentacle fiend.): (ultima333, redaeth, EternitynChaos)
--[X] 6 If they seem fine with and everything say that you could introduce them and if they're still fine transform after getting a promise not to panic.: (Erlking, Xilph, abyssmal_kismet, theweepingman, The Grim Squeaker, Sirrocco)
--[X] 4 If they seem fine with and everything say that you could introduce them and if they're still fine transformafter getting a promise not to panic.: (Mystletainn, Bdragon, steamrick, Tavarokk)
[X] 2 It's none of Max's business what you use on your privates- unless she wants to make your privates her business.: (Jiven, Cassiemouse)
[X] 6 It's not a danger because you know the Tentacle Fiend that you got it from, and they're okay.: (pepperjack, Derek58, shadowward, Omegahugger, The Grim Squeaker, Sirrocco)
[X] 9 It's not a danger because you know the Tentacle Fiend that you got it from, and they're okay.": (Erlking, Mystletainn, Xilph, abyssmal_kismet, Bdragon, theweepingman, steamrick, Tavarokk, Raron)
[X] 2 It's perfectly safe, and you can prove it as long as she doesn't overreact and attack you when you transform.: (x2ero, Bailey Matutine)
[X] 1 You're being awfully paranoid. You're not speciest, are you?: (Guile)