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This is the secret reporter. They have captured me in the dungeon. Celestia IS a tyrant, you should see some of the stuff that she does to the prisoners down here, and yes I mean she. She personally tortures some of them. You’ve all read the story in the paper about the butcher shop below the bakery right? That’s NOTHING compared to what she’s done to us. Celestia’s understudy, twilight, once met a zebra names Zecora. She was my cell mate. You may have seen her in the videos that Celestia used to record twilights actions.  You’re never going to see her again. Celesita ATE her. She ate her INFRONT OF ME. I will never be able to get her screams out of my head. But she told me why she was there. She’s from another land. One where ponies are NOT the most evolved creatures. The most evolved ones are PRIMATES. Zecora told me that she lived in a land the primates called “Africa”. That’s not the point though.  The point is that I have a story to write. Luna and Serge are in love, Luna told me herself. She sneaks down here to talk to me, because she blames herself for getting me caught.