typical hidden park RNG

[233] The Hidden Park
Encounter: Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?

[234] The Hidden Park
Encounter: Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?
You acquire an item: short writ of habeas corpus
You acquire an item: head mirror

[235] The Hidden Park
Encounter: Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?
You acquire an item: attorney's badge
You acquire an item: bowling ball

[236] The Hidden Park
Encounter: Where Does The Lone Ranger Take His Garbagester?
You acquire an item: bag of pygmy blood
You acquire an item: surgical apron

> cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness

Casting The Sonata of Sneakiness 1 times...
You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (5)
The Sonata of Sneakiness was successfully cast.

[237] The Hidden Park
Encounter: boaraffe WITH SCIENCE!
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: SshoDononogoponopopopo slaps your opponent repeatedly in the face with noodly tentacles, preventing its attack. "Agh, cut that out!" it yells, annoyed.
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 2: You lose 30 hit points
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 3: boaraffe takes 14 damage.
Round 3: You gain 14 hit points
Round 3: boaraffe takes 388 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
After Battle: A love stag beetle brushes up against your ankle affectionately.
After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
You gain 152 Meat
After Battle: Grubert starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
You acquire an item: long pork
After Battle: Grubert says, "Did you know: Easthouse's First Law of Color says an object in a hole tends to stay in a hole!"
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
You gain a Muscle point!
After Battle: You gain 30 Magicalness
You gain a Mysticality point!
After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm

> cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric

Casting Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric 1 times...
You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (5)
Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric was successfully cast.

[238] The Hidden Park
Encounter: pygmy janitor WITH SCIENCE!
Round 0: yojimbos_law loses initiative!
Round 1: SshoDononogoponopopopo grabs your opponent by the face, but doesn't seem sure what to do with him after that. Your opponent, for his part, has decided to stand very still.
Round 1: yojimbos_law casts STUFFED MORTAR SHELL!
Round 2: You lose 15 hit points
Round 2: yojimbos_law casts SUMMON LOVE MOSQUITO!
Round 3: pygmy janitor takes 14 damage.
Round 3: You gain 14 hit points
Round 3: pygmy janitor takes 403 damage.
Round 3: yojimbos_law wins the fight!
Your familiar gains a pound: Grubert, the 9 lb. Intergnat
You gain 116 Meat
After Battle: Grubert finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
You acquire an item: book of matches
You acquire an item: short-handled mop
You acquire an item: jungle floor wax
After Battle: Grubert says, "Did you know: McMahon's Twenty-fourth Law of Theoretical music says the force acting on an object is equal to the flavor of the object times its flavor!"
You acquire an item: BACON
After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
After Battle: You gain 29 Mysteriousness
After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness