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A New Dance

Mar 5th, 2018
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  1. make a new dance where you smash your fucking teeth into a paste and then put the paste in the barrel of any 1911 pistol and shoot your little sister
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  3. l e c c i - Yesterday at 8:25 PM
  4. im gonna make a dance where i hang from a noose
  5. flail around a lik
  6. *lil
  7. use some christmas lights or whatever
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  9. Sloggernaut - Yesterday at 8:26 PM
  10. make a new dance where you excommunicate your family and move to the UK and rent a motel room for a night and castrate yourself and use the blood from the castration to write on the wall “KATY PERRY COME TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC”
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  12. l e c c i - Yesterday at 8:26 PM
  13. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
  14. WHAT THE FUCK
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  16. Sloggernaut - Yesterday at 8:27 PM
  17. make a new dance where open your vacuum and eat whatevers in the bag and then throw up directly into your urethra
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  19. l e c c i - Yesterday at 8:27 PM
  20. THATS SO GOOD
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  22. Sloggernaut - Yesterday at 8:28 PM
  23. make a new dance where you throw your dog into the path of a moving car
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  25. l e c c i - Yesterday at 8:28 PM
  26. oops
  27. already did
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  29. Sloggernaut - Yesterday at 8:29 PM
  30. make a new dance where you masturbate until the skin around your genitals has been chafed off and then get a staph infection in your genitals and then go to the doctor to get antibiotics and have an allergic reaction and seize out and die
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  32. l e c c i - Yesterday at 8:30 PM
  33. make a dance with tony danza while listening to tony danzas tapdance extravaganza but the song is to the beat of elton johns tiny dancer
  34. that was bad
  35. um
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  37. Sloggernaut - Yesterday at 8:31 PM
  38. make a new dance where you order delivery from dominos and when the pizza guy gets to your fromt door you vore him
  39. make a new dance where you buy a fursuit
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  41. l e c c i - Yesterday at 8:31 PM
  42. make a dance where you never stop eating
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  44. Sloggernaut - Yesterday at 8:32 PM
  45. Hot
  46. make a new dance where you jump into a lit fireplace and scream until you black out
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  48. l e c c i - Yesterday at 8:33 PM
  49. make a new dance where you lay on the ground and every single penis on this earth ejaculates on your bellybutton
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  51. Sloggernaut - Yesterday at 8:36 PM
  52. Also hot
  53. Make a new dance where you develop an unhealthy fetish and have to go see a therapist but it doesnt work out and you end up assaulting someone but before the cops arrest you you swallow a bottle of welbutrin
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