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  1. <12:35:29> "Ozzay": hi
  2. <12:35:53> "Adam": hello
  3. <12:36:54> "Ozzay": is that your girlfriend?
  4. <12:42:55> "Adam": where?
  5. <12:43:02> "Adam": my avatar?
  6. <12:43:07> "Adam": yes, that's Jas, my girlfriend.
  7. <12:45:44> "Ozzay": shes pretty fit
  8. <12:45:52> "Ozzay": im suprised you managed to pull her
  9. <12:46:22> "Adam": lol
  10. <12:46:34> "Adam": yes, she's very attractive. She's a model :P
  11. <12:46:40> "Ozzay": you might wanna tell me your techniques
  12. <12:46:59> "Adam": be yourself, be smart, be confident
  13. <12:47:23> "Adam": if you never tell a girl that you're interested, you'll get nowhere.
  14. <12:47:33> "Ozzay": you see the problem if I be myself they instantly get turned away :P
  15. <12:48:10> "Adam": there are billions of girls on the planet, you just gotta find someone who's compatible.
  16. <12:48:37> "Ozzay": compatible
  17. <12:48:52> "Ozzay": I dont have a bitch, I dont have a discustingly ugly one, I dont have a chav, nor a dumb bitch
  18. <12:49:12> "Ozzay": nvm tho
  19. <12:49:12> "Adam": Everyone has standards.
  20. <12:49:25> "Ozzay": good luck though
  21. <12:49:39> "Adam": with?
  22. <12:49:54> "Ozzay": with the relationship
  23. <12:49:59> "Ozzay": you'll probably get dumped by her for somebody with a big wallet and a sports car (fuckboi)
  24. <12:50:07> "Adam": lolwut
  25. <12:50:17> "Ozzay": its the truth mate
  26. <12:50:21> "Adam": you sound like a fuckboi.
  27. <12:50:29> "Ozzay": well im not
  28. <12:50:37> "Adam": not a rich fuckboi
  29. <12:50:41> "Adam": just a dumb one.
  30. <12:50:46> "Ozzay": im just saying she looks like the kinda girl that will dump you for somebody better looking and more popular
  31. <12:51:17> "Adam": she's very attractive, but her looks don't define her personality.
  32. <12:51:45> "Ozzay": have you fucked her yet?
  33. <12:51:56> "Adam": that's not really your business.
  34. <12:52:10> "Ozzay": ok then whatever If I had one id tell you
  35. <12:52:18> "Ozzay": it dosent really matter either way I dont know you irl
  36. <12:52:24> "Adam": well I don't tell randomfags I don't know personal stuff
  37. <12:52:29> "Ozzay": ok lol
  38. <12:52:43> "Ozzay": 'randomfags'
  39. <12:52:50> "Ozzay": is that because I dont have a girlfriend like you?
  40. <12:53:03> "Adam": no, it's because you're a randomfag
  41. <12:53:11> "Adam": I don't know you. We're not close.
  42. <12:53:18> "Ozzay": well I just dont like being called a random fag
  43. <12:53:31> "Ozzay": id appreciate it more if you said that person to person in chat
  44. <12:53:41> "Adam": ??
  45. <12:53:59> "Ozzay": call me a random fag through the mic
  46. <13:07:50> Chat partner has closed the conversation
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