nerd weapons for nerds

Customizable weapons

Racks of various basic weapons types, useful and well-crafted but with no remarkable properties. ...What? Were you expecting flavor text? Alright, alright, erm... You see this? This is the Mace of...Glae-Bog! It is said to have been used by Her Majesty Gabodah in her battle against, uh -- no, of course it doesn't say "Made in Sector oo2"! A-ah, look, this over here! The, err, Halberd of...Tranquility! For you can have peace of mind knowing this fine weapon is at your back!

Weapons types include (but are not limited to) various melee weapons (blades, maces, hammers, axes, etc.), various ranged projectile weapons (firearms, bows and crossbows, etc.), and various miscellaneous arms (brass knuckles, whips, etc.). The exact style of the weapon is of your choosing; the only limit is that they may have no additional mystical properties beyond their functionality as weapons. Those with the capability of doing so may modify their weapon after attaining it, within reason. Explosive projectile weapons (grenade launchers, explosive arrows, etc.) are exempt from this list.


More options for explosives

DISCLAIMER: ALL EXPLOSIVES SHOULD BE HANDLED BY PROFESSIONALS. THE WEAPONS DEALER WILL TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR LOST LIMBS OR DAMAGED PROPERTY, DELIBERATE OR OTHERWISE, INCURRED BY USE OF THESE EXPLOSIVES.

Nonlethal Grenades
Flashbangs, smoke grenades, and similar such relatively harmless but potentially debilitating explosives. While they are of little use for lasting damage, they could nevertheless prove extremely useful with a little strategic planning. Perhaps even a little modification could alter them to be good for...other uses, hmm?

Short Range Explosives
Explosives with a range of 0 - 10 meters, these nevertheless pack a punch and not only the explosion but the flying debris would be dangerous to the average (and even above average) individual. Includes hand grenades that can be tossed and other similar things, as well as explosives that can be set and triggered at a distance. Probably not used by any legendary mysterious figure shrouded in mystery and myth, though. How lame is THAT?

Mid-Range Explosives
Explosives with a range of 11 - 18 meters, powerful enough to blast out sizable portions of wall if necessary. This is unlikely to blast through a metal wall (such as an armored vehicle or bank wall) or thick concrete, but it will nevertheless do notable damage. Includes mines as well as explosives that can be set and triggered from a distance, but must be set ahead of time. These were, uh, probably used by a Chinese emperor or something. The first fireworks, perhaps?

Large Range Explosives
Explosives with a range of 19 - 25 meters that can cause substantial damage to buildings. Still probably couldn't blast through a bank vault, but you might take down the better part of the rest of the bank trying. These must be set in advance and should be handled with skill and care. As one might imagine, with such great destructive power, careless handling could result in the loss of innocent lives...ah, but what am I saying? If you're buying these, that's probably precisely your goal anyway.

Tier 1 Explosive Projectile Weapons
A more mobile, powerful ranged form of combat using explosives. These may include explosive arrows, small grenade launchers, or whatever style of weapon of your choice (so long as the base functionality is within the range). The explosions should not exceed those of high-end short range or low-end mid-range explosives. Maximum firing range of 40-50 meters.

Tier 2 Explosive Projectile Weapons
Similar to the above, but more powerful. May include shoulder-propelled rocket launchers, even better arrows, or whatever style of weapon of your choice (so long as the base functionality is within the range). The explosions should not exceed those of high end mid-range or low-end large range explosives. Maximum firing range is 30-40 meters. Despite likely never being used by any figures of legend or the like, some of these seem to have titles such as "The Hand of God" and similar things, and, well...that's gotta count for something, right?