The BA show!
BA: ugh gotta go to volunteering
okay im at volunteering
WTF... theres a fat anime girl here!!
nows my chance
hey babe.,.. wanna come to my basement
fat anime girl: yes Owo
BA: wtf that was easy, yes finally i will lose my virginety!!
BA and the fat anime girl go to ba;s house
BA walks down the basmeent stairs
the anime girl follows but she trips!!!
she falls down the stairs and squishes BA under her lard
BA dies
BA gets reincarnated into a giant millipede in a family guy episode!
BA in giant millipede form: wtf im in family guy? yesss now i can eat peter's head while he sleeps
peter gets eaten by a giant millipede who is BA
peter wakes up
peter: thank god it was just a dream
millipede BA: lol you thought it was a dream, but actually i just resurrected you after i ate you so i can eat you again : )
peter: WTF IS GOING ON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lois: hey petah
peter: holy crap lois i got eaten by BA as a giant millipede
BA: did you just call me BA...???
i remember that name...
in a past life... i was a virgin wasnt i???
now im virgin nostalgic
virgin nostalgic and a millipede
stewie: hey BA dont worry i can turn you back into a cyan human
i just need to go into my time machine and find your millipede mom and abort you before birth
then youll be resurrected back to where you died
but you need to escape from underneath the anime lard
BA: great idea stewie
whats good homie lets do it[
stewie: okay i aborted you before birth via time travel shenanigans
BA wakes up underneath anime lard as a cyan human virgin
I CANT BREATHE says the brokenace
anime girl: wtf how are you alive, i killed you with my fat so you could kill peter griffin for me
BA: WTF it was your plan all along??? your a schizopath
anmime girl: oops i said too much... ugh... [takes off fat reveals little boy with eyepatch underneath costume!!!]
BA: HOLY CRAP THE FAT ANIME GIRL WAS EVIL MORTY
evil morty: yes it was me, let me tell you the story of why i hate peter griffin
one time me and sans were in the show family guy and were hanging out with peter griffin
we were playing fortnite but then peter kept teamkilling me and i was like wtf man
so sans started beating up peter irl and joe swanson got out of his wheelchair and started breakdancing
before peter's last breath, he swore he would reincarnate in 100 years and he eventually did
peter is from an ancient species that reincarnates every time thats why me (evil morty) and sans couldnt kill him permentantly
HOWEVER the natural predator of peters is giant millipedes, as told by our leader named joesus
BA: dont worry i can get you some giant millipedes without killing me under lard again :v
evil morty: thats imposible, me and sans toiled in the dungeons of a distant philosopher planet for 1000 years to learn the secret of how to rebirth people as millipedes, the ancient all-knowing god named marvin from petscop can rebirth people and he told us how after we brought him a little girl;
the little girl was named marina but we rebirthed her into Care
BA: WTF YOU KILLED MARINA?!?!?!?!
now this is personal.//.... the Perfect Female had to be died ,i have to make her death not be in vain by helping you defeat peter griffin
And so, BA met up with evil morty and sans at the philosopher planet
sans: huhuuhuhhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
BA: i cant understand him
evil morty: that doesn\t matter, BA where can you find giant milipedes
BA: i know a place thats full of giant millipedes but they all have autism, its called levelpalace
LETS GO TO LEVELPALCED!!!
sans: huhuhu i dont get it why is lp full of millipedes
evil morty: oh,, they must have all gotten crushed by anime girl lard too, that death ensures you will be reincarnated as one
as it is written in the petscop handbook
BA: Owo lp has ton's of anime girl??
sans: huhuhu i guess, ok lets steal all the millipedes from lp
{they do it]
evil morty: YOU IDIOTS!!! THESE ARE CENTIPEDES NOT MILIPEDES
CENTIPEDES ARE THE WEAKNESS OF LOIS'S NOT PETERS
THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM JUST GOING TO NUKE THE SHOW FAMILY GUY
BA: no!!! i love that show!!! we can kill peter without destroying family guy, i have an idea, we just need to find seth mcfarlane
we force seth mcfarlane to write peter out of the show, then he wont exist!
sans: huhuhuhuh thats a good idea, why didnt we think of that over the 1100 years we've been at war with peter griffin
simply put, nobody is as intelligent as the great brokenace
how do we find seth mcfarlane tho?
BA: i have an idea, first we make a 2nd brexit
then seth mcfarlane will freak out because he already used up all his brexit jokes on family guy already so he wont be able to make the next hilarious political commentary(sic)
and he will scream really loud in the streets and then we will hear it and find seth mcfarlane and make him destroy peter in the next episode
evil morty: BRILLIANT!!!! you're soooo intelligent BA, lets go start 2nd brexit. to do that we need to make britain leave the EU again but they're not in it anymore so lets make britain join the EU again and then leave it
im calling britain on the phone
britain: hi evil morty, its so nice to hear your voice again my son
evil morty: hi dad, can you join the EU so you can brexit again
britain: i would do anything for you my son, but i need 10,000 dolars to join the EU again, can you raise the money for me someohw
evil morty: ok guys how do we get 10,000 dollars
BA: thats not your dad
evil morty: wtf?
BA: britian doesnt use dolars it uses pesos!
evil morty: holy crap it was an impersonator, i didnt even recognize my own father, im such a bad son :( wait a minute THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
marvin from petscop: HAHAHAHAHA!!! IT WAS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER LET YOU DESTROY PETER GRIFFIN!!!
sans: WTF! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON OUR SIDED
BA: I CANT BELIEVE THIS !!! THIS PLOT TWIST IS INSANE
marvin; mwahahahah
sans: im going to beat you up marvin, im going full genocide mode
like in undertale
marvin: pffft, you cant beat me, i toiled in the dungeons for 900 years, i got super strong from that
evil morty: lol retard, we already previously said me and and sans toiled in the dungeons for 1000 years which is way more, so our power levels are bigger
marvin: O_O
[marvin gets beat up REALLY bad and dies]
evil morty: NOOO WTF, now i wont know what marvin did to my dad who is the entire country of britain
sans: dont worry dude we can just go to britain retard
BA: i live in britain so all you need to do is kill me while holding my hands at the same time and you'll follow my soul as i reincarnate in britain :}
sans: wow thats a good idea BA, lets kill you and resurrect you for instant teleport access
[they do it]
YES!!! WE'RE IN BRITAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW LETS TALK TO BRITAIN
evil morty: hi dad
britain: hello son, what did you need
evil morty: can you join the EU again and then leave it again ,we need a 2nd brexit
britain: sure buddy anything for you
sans: YES!!!! THIS IS SO GOOD
NOW BREXIT HAPPENED FOR THE 2ND TIME
OUR PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY NOW WE JUST WAIT FOR SETH MCFARLANE TO FREAK OUT
seth mcfarlane in the distance: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOO!!! 2ND BREXIT IS SOO BAD!!
BA: omg i hear him, lets follow his voice
evil morty: yes the plan worked, now we can locate him easy!!!!!!!!
sans: WE FOUND YOU SETH MCDFARLEWN@!!
seth: what
BA: seth mcfalrane, you MUST kill off peter in the next episode
seth: What?? why??? peter is amazing
sans: peter is a sociopath, he reincarnated after 100 years and now he is going too kill us all as revenge for when we beat him up
seth: Uhh, thats your problem dude, you started this crap yourself, its your fault, maybe if you apologized to peter griffin this would be solved
BA: DUDE JUST KILL PETER
seth: OMG!!! OK I'LL DO IT!! JUST DONT UNLEASH YOUR WRATH AGAINST ME BA
evil morty: hell yes, now peter is soo dead
now to watch the new family guy episode where peter dies :)
the episode starts
peter: hey lois remember teh time i killed ba sans and evil morty
BA: UHMMM O_O
lois: no i dont petah wtf
peter: dont worry its gonna happen now :)) so you can remember it :)
seth: MWAHAHAHAHA
PETER: IM GOING TO KILL YOU BA, SANS, AND EVIL MORTY
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN
peter punches BA and he goes flying 99999999999999 miles
now hes in China
BA: owo im in china, this is where anime girls come from!!! why is it so polluted here
confucius: hello BA, welcome to china
here have a fortune cookie
BA; thanks, uhh why does my fortune cookie say i will need to make a life choice right now??
confucius: theres many anime girls here in china...however your only allowed to have 1 baby in china so you can only have sex with ONE anime girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BA: aAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
i need to choose wisely
hm,,, i will choose the most strongest anime girl to be my bride, but how do i tell which one is the strongest
i know, i will have them fight to the death :)
COME ONE, COME ALL
THE ANIME GIRL DEATH BATTLE ARENA
IN THIS CORNER
KOYKUIZUKISANCHAN
IN THE OTHER CORNER
CHISAZUENKUN
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
koykuizukisanchan starts with a rising lunge
chisazaeukaun responds with a knifehand thrust jab
HOLY CRAP!!! KJOYZUKISASNCHAN UPPERCUTS CHISAZAESKAUN UP THE FAT ROLLS
CHIZXASAKUSKAN IS NOW DISABLED FOR THE REST OF HER SHORT ANIME LIFE
KOYKUZIKSANSCHAN WINS ROUND 1
NEXT FIGHT
KOYKUIZUKISANCHAN VS LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ-SAMA
AND BEGIN!!!
LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ-SAMA DOES A CROSS HOOK OVERHAND SLUGGER FULLCROUCH STANCE FOOTWORK BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KOYKUZUIKICHAN DODGES EPICLY IN MATRIX STYLE, THEN STARTS DASHDANCING IN THE RING
LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ-SAMA SHIELDS AND KOYKUZIKIOCHAN IS KNOCKED OUT COLD
LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ-SAMA WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW THE MOST POWERFUL ANIME GIRL IN EXISTENCE IS CROWNED CHAMPION!!!
BA: yes the breeding match is over, time to have a total of 1 baby because thats all thats allowed here in china
lmnopqrstuvwxyz-sama: Omg BA, our baby is beautiful
BA; uhhh, thats not my baby, he looks nothing like me
did you cheat on me!??!?!?!
lmnoqprstuvewxyxzs-sama: yes BA i did, i'm evil remember?
BA: oh yeash i forgot, well anyway what should we name our baby?
how about fffff
YES!!! THATS A GOOD NAME!
fffff: mama, dada
lmnoqprstuvewxyxzs-sama: awww he said my name
BA: lol
ok i need to go back to britain now, thanks for the baby
[BA kills himself with his baby named fffff in his hand, he resurrects in britain and the baby follows his spirit and now they are both in britain safely]
BA: wtf!?!? what happened while i was gone? oh yes i forgot sans and evil morty and peter griffin were in an epic battle, i abandoned them :( at least im not a virgin anymore tho lole
and
i have a baby named fffff now :]
time to sleep
BA: ahhh, it feels so good to sleep... uhaahhh...
BA wakes up
BA: uhh, where am I? im in some kind of void.....
marvin: hello
BA: WTF YOUR THE ONE WHO BETRAYED US
marvin: dont worry im on your side now, im in a different form now...
here i am.... in this form...
[marvin rebirths as a giant millipede]
BA: holy crap, marvin you made yourself a millipede to fight peter?
marvin: yess... when you wake up.. tell sans and the others im on their side...
BA: i cant, i have a baby named fffff now i need to take care of
marvin: DUDE I ASTRAL PROJECTED TO TELL YOU THIS IN YOUR SLEEP, JUST DELIVER THIS MESSAGE SO THEY DONT KILL ME AS SOON AS I SHOW UP
BA: uhj ok fine
BA wakes up for real this time
UHHH WHERES MY BABY NAMED FFFFF
marvin: MWAHAHAHA I TRICKED YOU AGAIN, I WAS YOUR BABY ALL ALONG!!!
NOW TIME TO DESTROY EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE EXCEPT PETER GRIFFIN JUUST TO PISS YOU OFFF