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- Ah the human and Monster war, the event that litrally sealed our fate. We didn't even know humans existed until they came to our land.
- One day they came over and gave us an offer, we apparently couldn't refuse. Dividing our land in half to share with the rest of the humans
- We Refused because we did not have much land to offer... when we did they left. We thought that was the last we've heard of them
- were we wrong. they forced us to go to war with them.
- at first we were reigning victorious.
- That was until those worthless ghosts decided to get on the battlefield
- (cuts to tom reading the book)
- T: Right
- (Tom Proceeds to throw book in trash, light a match and throw it in.)
- (Tom Stares at the fire before turning around and detonating the trash can)
- T: They told me Exploding matches we're a bad idea
- T:... They we're right.
- LIBRARIAN: What the hell
- LIBRARIAN: THAT WAS AN EXPENSIVE BOOK
- T: Well
- LIBRARIAN: THAT'S THE THIRD BOOK YOU'VE DESTROYED TODAY.
- T: Then you made a terrible investment my Friend because those books were quite shit, do better in the future
- Cue Memurblitz at a party in grillby's
- DB: Hey there
- M: Oi, you seem to be enjoying the drinks better then the party
- DB: I could be enjoying something else.
- M: Great, enjoy that somewhere else.
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