I Don't Even Like Mares! (AnonVs.Estrus)

>Day No Mare Zone in Equestria.
>Coughing, you pull yourself from the rubble of what was once your home.
>Dusting yourself off, you glance over your shoulder and see that you’re in the clear for the moment.
>“A-Anonymous…”
>You tense.
>There, under that stack of broken timber, a blue eye peeks out.
>“I’m ever so sorry that this happened.  You have to believe me.  I just, wasn’t myself.  But I’m better now.
>You take a step closer and lean down.
“I don’t believe that for a second.”
>You see the eye narrow.
>The pile of wood shudders as she thrashes about.
>You bolt.
>“You’re.  Going.  To.  LOVE ME!”
>“LOVE ME!”
>“Love me!”
>“love me”
>The echo follows you, even as you leave the scene of the accident.
>She just tried to rape you!
>Who would have ever believed something like that would happen?
>Running towards the center of town, you wheeze, holding yourself up against the town hall.
>“Hiya, Anon!”
>You nearly jump out of your skin as you whirl around to see
>Nothing.
>“Hehe, you’re too slow, look behind you.”
>You turn again and
>Nothing.
>More giggles.
“Pinky?”
>“Yeeeessssss?”
“Pinkie get out here now!”
>“Okay!”
>A blob of pink fuzz bursts out of the neck of your shirt, grinning and staring at you.
>“Boo!”
“Pinkie, get out.”
>The spunky mare does so, bouncing in front of you.

>“So, how’s your first estrus?”
“Es-what?”
>“Estrus!”
>Pinkie grins and pulls out a fake horn and a purple wig with pink streaks.
>Setting both on her head, she clears her throat.
>“Estrus, when female ponies, or mares, are most fertile, and eager to procreate.  This desire to fertilize their eggs occurs once a year and usually last about a week, give or take, depending on size, age, and fertility of the mare.  During this time, mares may experience intense mood swings, violent behavior and act unlike their usual selves.”
“So, Fluttershy wanted to have sex with me to get her pregnant?  But I’m not even a pony.”
>Sliding her Twilight costume off, Pinkie smiles.
>“Anon, look around.  There’s not a single stallion in town.  Once they figured the estrus was coming, they got out of town.  It was really funny!”
>So the entire male population took off without you, huh?
“Thanks guys.”
Pinkie giggles.
“So, why aren’t you trying to jump my bones, Pinkie?”
>The mare shrugs, smiling up at you.
>“Estrus affects everyone differently.  I mean, if you wanted, it sounds nice…”
>She smiles, dragging her hoof through the dirt.
“Nope.”
>“Not even just a little poke?”
“Nope.”
>“Not even just a little, itsy-bitsy, tiny-tiny, teeny-w-w-weeny”
>She can’t continue the pleading as a fit of giggles overtakes her, sending her onto her back.
>You shake your head and sigh.
>So Fluttershy is a rapist, and Pinkie Pie is a little more unhinged than usual, but somewhat in control of herself.
>Great.
>Leaving the giggling mare, you head towards the safest location you can think of.
>The Ponyville Library
>
>Nothing against Twilight, you liked her well enough.
>But outside of book smarts she wasn’t that bright.

>Still, she was a levelheaded pony, and even if she couldn’t let you hide out in the library, she might be able to point you in the direction the stallions had gone off in.
>You knock on the door and wait.
>A short shuffling while later and Twilight opens the door.
>Her eyes widen as she sees you.
>“Anon, what are you doing in Ponyville, don’t you know it’s Estrus?”
“I kind of figured that out a little too late.  Do you mind if I come in?”
>“Sure, get in quick, before some mare sees you.”
>You sigh and thank her, slipping in and walking to the bookshelf.
>You notice a certain baby dragon is nowhere to be seen.
“Isn’t Spike a little young to have to worry about getting attacked during Estrus?”
>“I thought so too, but you can never be too careful.  He’s still a baby, but for some mares it might not matter.”
>You nod.
>“Anyway, take a seat!”
“That’s fine, I really think I need to get out of town.  Do you know where the stallions went?”
>“Maybe.  Take a seat!”
>You turn back to Twilight.
>She’s grinning now.
>A glint in her eyes.
>“I, insist.”
>A chair scoots over towards you.
“I think that I’ve made a terrible mistake coming here.  I should go.”
>Five seconds later, you’re bound to the chair as it squeals across the floor to the waiting Twilight.
>Eyes narrowed, an evil smile on her face
>She stands on her back hooves, holding herself out wide as you approach.
>“Time to try out that new chapter!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
>

>“I just don’t know what I’m doing wrong!”
>“Well, sugar cube, if’n you’d called us earlier, we might have a solution by now.”
>“Indeed, I can’t believe you were going to be so selfish as to keep him for yourself.”
>You recognize those voices.
>Cracking an eye, you give a silent sigh.
>Applejack and Rarity, come to the party.
>“Oh you poor dear.”
>Oh shit.
>“Just look how scared you are, peeking around like that.”
>Please no.
>Fluttershy hovers, eye to eye with you and lifts your chin with her hoof.
>“Don’t worry, momma’s going to make it all better.”
>A smile filled with rapeful intent crosses her face.
>“When I’m done, you’ll never want to leave me again.”
>“Well Ah figure we all better give this stallion a go.”
>“That’s right.  Sooner or later we will figure out what makes him tick.”
>“Don’t worry Twilight, I know how to make wild animals feel good.”
>The four mares grin.
>
>It’s a long week.
>Thankfully neither Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie come by.
>On occasion they remember to feed you and give you water.
>In return, you give them nothing.
>No why boners.
>No stiffies.
>No morning wood.
>Nothing.
>The Schwartz is strong with you.
>Twilight is pouring over her medical books, shaking her head.
>“I just don’t understand it.  He has no reaction at all!”
>“It just t’ain’t natural.”
>“Even my charms were useless!”
>Fluttershy sighs and taps you a few times.
>“I guess we underestimated your perseverance, Anonymous.”
“You damn right.”
>You can’t help but feel a bit of pride.
>It took all week, but you broke them.
>All thanks to your stone clad determination.
>Hard work!
>Guts!
>And an iron will.

>Iron Will.
>You resolve to visit him once this is all over.
>You two can share a laugh.
>In the back of your mind, you see the bull-man prancing about.
>Tight flanks.
>Broad shoulders.
>And those big beautiful horns.
>Unf.
>Snapping back to reality, you see Fluttershy’s eyes widen a little.
“What?”
>She holds a hoof to her mouth and grins.
>Looking down, you see
“Oh hell.”
>The other three mares approach, hungry looks in their eyes.
“Girls, please, let’s talk this out.”
>Nope.avi
“I don’t even like mares!  Somebody, help!”
>You squeeze your eyes shut.
>Goodbye cruel world!
>You hear the door splinter.
>Before you can open your eyes, you feel yourself drowning.
>Skidding across the floor, you fight for air for several seconds.
>Your chest burns from the amount of force the water hit you with.
>Finally able to open your eyes, you stare into familiar green orbs of Big Macintosh.
“Mac!  You came!”
>“Eyup.”
“Does that mean Estrus is officially over?”
>“Eyup.  Just hosin down the ones who aren’t over it yet.”
>You smile as he unties you from the chair.
>Flexing your arms a little, you get used to being on your feet again.
“Jeez, thanks Mac.  I don’t want to think about what would have happened if you hadn’t made it in time.”
>“Don’t mention it.  I have to look out for my little sister too, after all.”
“How about you let me buy you lunch?”
>You grin and slap him on the flank.
>He chuckles.
“Sounds good Anonymous, sounds good.”
>You don’t bother to hide your smile.
>Or the grope on his hind parts.