Tyranids? Zergs?

12:42		DelphineLeo wraps an arm around Sting and another around Jakob. "Hmm..." She pulls them to her chest. "You both are foul-mouthed...."
12:43	Sister-Sting	"god not this bitch again....who the hell is that?" She points to Jakob
12:46		DelphineLeo "I'm not sure..."
12:46		Jakob- "..Who are you again?"
12:47	Flamberge-	morning guys
12:47		Jakob- pets Flamberge- on the head
12:47		Jakob- "The Infinite Crisis is almost here. He is coming"
12:47		Jakob- "He is coming"
12:48	Sister-Sting	"...Is he High?"
12:49		DelphineLeo "Possibly..."
12:50		Jakob- starts floating and iozonizing the air around him
12:50		Jakob- looks down
12:50		Jakob- "He is coming."
12:51	Sister-Sting	"...Someone get him some water or soemthing. Fucking Druggy"
12:52		Flamberge- needs coffee before he starts dealing with doomsday prophecies
12:53		Jakob- shifts into his true form and stares above at Sting - growling
12:53		Jakob- "Wench. Prepare your People"
12:54	Sister-Sting	"...Man you're an ugly fuck"
12:55	Flamberge-	"Okay, three questions"
12:55		Jakob- turns his head
12:55	Flamberge-	"First"
12:56		Flamberge- gestures to jackobs new form "What the fuck?"
12:56		Jakob- softly laughs
12:56	Jakob-	"I doubt you'd believe me either way"
12:56	Sister-Sting	"I like the arm bone blades. The uh....Groin area doesn't leave much to the imagination"
12:57	Sister-Sting	"Sex must be like those Preschool toys where you fit the shape into the hole"
12:57	Flamberge-	"Second, who's coming?"
12:57	Jakob-	"....One I'm the Demiurge"
12:57	Jakob-	"..Two someone I thought was dead"
12:58	Jakob-	"..Well an entire world of people I thought was dead"
12:58	Flamberge-	"And third, did anyone bring coffee, because i'm gonna need some caffeine before i deal with this"
12:59		Jakob- just lightly snorts fire from his nose slits
13:00	Flamberge-	"i'll take that as a no"
13:00	Jakob-	"..If you want I suppose"
13:01		Jakob- nods his head towards a cup of coffee that was on the table nearby
13:02		Flamberge- takes the coffee "Thanks"
13:02	Jakob-	"Appreciation is noted"
13:03		Jakob- sits his huge frame down - slitting fire from his flat nostrils
13:04	Sister-Sting	"So, you gonna like, Tell us what the fuck you're talking about? Or just continue being all threatening and foreshadowy for no real purpose"
13:04	Jakob-	"It depends. Can you become more bearable to converse with? Your manners are atrocious"
13:04	Jakob-	"Be more like your friend over there"
13:04		Jakob- nods at Flamberge-
13:05	Sister-Sting	"Manners shouldn't matter when talking about large Looming Threats"
13:05	Sister-Sting	"But fine."
13:05		DelphineLeo "I'm starting to like this person... he's much more well spoken."
13:05	Sister-Sting	"Please if you will, tell us what you're talking about so we can help"
13:05	Jakob-	"You're going to encounter a parasitc hivemind of creatures that assimilate anything in their way"
13:06	Sister-Sting	"Tyranids?"
13:06	Jakob-	"They consume entire planets and Star Systems for Biomass and sustenance"
13:06	Jakob-	"I'm impressed. But not quite"
13:07	Jakob-	"They have individual sentience, as well as a collective - the "He" i was referring to"
13:07	Jakob-	"Naturally he doesn't have a name. Feel free to call him whatever you want"
13:08	Sister-Sting	"So, they have individual personality, but are all connected?"
13:08	Flamberge-	"I think i'll call him steve"
13:08	Jakob-	"Yes"
13:08	Flamberge-	"Makes him sound less threatening"
13:08	Jakob-	"'m sure a few of you are well versed in crowd control"
13:08	Jakob-	"You ca handle this. Sorry for the dramatic warning."
13:08	Jakob-	"I get it from my father of all people"
13:09	Sister-Sting	"I mean. I usually just punch at the ceiling to make people run away"
13:09	Sister-Sting	"How strong is One Alone?
13:09	Sister-Sting	"
13:09	Jakob-	"Roughly able to lift a small car"
13:09	Jakob-	"Nothing too much"
13:09	Jakob-	"Vulnerable to explosives"
13:09	Jakob-	"Force and Combustion"
13:09	Sister-Sting	"Oh, that last bit, Really good to know!"
13:09		Sister-Sting cracks knuckles
13:10	Flamberge-	"Combustion? Now that i can do"
13:10	Jakob-	"High Pressure attacks. They will just absorb blunt - unfocused force like Kinetic Sponges"
13:10	Jakob-	"But Oxidation of their outer dermal aror works"
13:10	Jakob-	"Via Corrosion and burning. So High Strength Acids also work"
13:11	Sister-Sting	"Electricity works?"
13:11		Jakob- nods
13:11	Sister-Sting	"Oh man, I'm going to have fun when they come"
13:11	Jakob-	"Once you break away a visible portion of their skin from their armor"
13:12	Jakob-	"They're more of an Organic Mass that Jettisons itself via comets and asteroids. No ships"
13:12	Jakob-	"So you have that at least"
13:13	Sister-Sting	"Well, if its Comets and Asteroids, can't we blow them up before they come?"
13:13	Jakob-	"Yes. But too far away and you'll probably miss"
13:14	Jakob-	"Too Close ad the force of the explosion will rupture the planet:
13:14	Jakob-	"Be careful"
13:17		Jakob- gets up and reverts to his human form
13:17		Jakob- rubs his eyes
13:17	Jakob-	"OK That's about everything."
13:19	Flamberge-	"Well, this is gonna be interesting"
13:19	Sister-Sting	"More like Fun"