This is my job.

[1:46:24 PM] Hymtop Bimbowlbwe: da
[1:46:39 PM] Hymtop Bimbowlbwe: i have feelings, you know.
[1:48:52 PM] Lieutenant Muted Pigeonblock: rapey feelings
[1:49:06 PM] Hymtop Bimbowlbwe: i never raped a girl who wasn't clearly begging for it
[1:49:20 PM] Senator Tumbleweave: welp
[1:49:22 PM] Senator Tumbleweave: nothin' to do here
[1:50:55 PM] Lieutenant Muted Pigeonblock: Such deserve
[1:51:06 PM] Senator Tumbleweave: So let me get this straight
[1:51:09 PM] Senator Tumbleweave: Mike
[1:51:15 PM] Senator Tumbleweave: Do I have permission to rape Matt?
[1:51:18 PM] Senator Tumbleweave: Since he's clearing begging for it?
[1:51:30 PM] Hymtop Bimbowlbwe: dats a convoluted thought process
[1:51:34 PM] Lieutenant Muted Pigeonblock: abort
[1:51:37 PM] Lieutenant Muted Pigeonblock: ABBBOOORRRRTTTT
[1:51:50 PM] Senator Tumbleweave: You can abort the butt baby after you've conceived it with me
[1:52:07 PM] Lieutenant Muted Pigeonblock: Mike, i am officially requesting transfer to the 4th floor
[1:52:10 PM] Lieutenant Muted Pigeonblock: a closet will do
[1:52:18 PM] Senator Tumbleweave: QUICK DARLING
[1:52:21 PM] Senator Tumbleweave: BACK IN THE CLOSET
[1:52:37 PM] Senator Tumbleweave: Matt just waddled out of the room
[1:52:51 PM] Senator Tumbleweave: I think he's off to flush his head down terlit