Catfood (JohnMark)

<Sol>: right racers
<Sol>: JOHN
<JohnQuint>: got mine
<JohnQuint>: yeah?
<Sol>: your on a trip to the store. It is nice and frigid outside with windchill of negative 20 degrees farenheit. You are on your way to the store for some kitten chow for pitters
JohnQuint is riding the horse, looking ever so majestic
<Wrong_Way>: "Y-You w-warm up t-there?"
<Sol>: Its about a block and a half to the store so you have some time to talk and stuuuff
<JohnQuint>: Yeah
<JohnQuint>: Got my hoodie on, and its really snuggly, ya know?
<Wrong_Way>: "R-right..."
<Sol>: Everyone roll a d6 once
<JohnQuint>: He
<JohnQuint>: You know, you sound like me right now
<JohnQuint>: 6 ]
<Wrong_Way>: [ 1 ]
Sol rocks fall kill ww
<Sol>: ]
<Sol>: jk[
<Sol>: A WHOLE IN THE GROUND OPENS UP AND WW FALLS THROUGH THE STREET, LUCKIly JOHNS HORSE STOPS AHEAD OF THE SINKHOLE
<JohnQuint>: Oh god!
Wrong_Way is now falling through the hole
JohnQuint quickly tries to grab Wrong_Way with the whip
<Wrong_Way>: Ohshittt!
<Sol>: The hole is incredibly deep the end of his hand is grabbed by the whip
Wrong_Way grabs onto the whip end with both hands
<Wrong_Way>: "PULL ME UP, Q-QUICK!"
<JohnQuint>: I AM!
JohnQuint smacks Nazgul, as he goes backwards
<Sol>: ww is slowly pulled out of the pit onto the snow
Wrong_Way falls into the snow and brushes himself off
<JohnQuint>: You okay?
<JohnQuint>: Must have been a sinkhole, or something
<Wrong_Way>: "Y-yeah...been better..."
<Sol>: You can now walk through it or walk around it
Wrong_Way gets up and cautiously takes a look in the hole.
<Sol>: The whole is deep and there seems to be a bit of smoke coming from it
<Wrong_Way>: "I-I /don't/ have a flashlight..."
<Sol>: Wrong way has one of those industrial flashlights
Wrong_Way tries turning it on
<Sol>: Huzzah it has batteries
<Sol>: Inside the whole is a deep abyss, until at the bottom it seems theres movement. Some animal is tapping at the waterpipes
Wrong_Way turns to JohnQuint
<Wrong_Way>: "You wanna take a look?"
<JohnQuint>: This....seems really dangerous
<JohnQuint>: Maybe we should leave this to someone else
*** Sol is now known as Bear
<Wrong_Way>: "...This is why you're probably not an S-Man."
*** Bear is now known as Bad_news
<JohnQuint>: Hey!
<JohnQuint>: I choose not to be on my own accord!
Bad_news looks up and growls from the pit
Bad_news starts to crawl up the walls and growling a ferocious bear growl
<JohnQuint>: Oh...
<JohnQuint>: Why is there a bear in the sewers?
Bad_news is climbing with amazing speed
<Wrong_Way>: "...There /isn't/ a barrel dropping on the bear."
<Bad_news>: There is a barrel that has fallen on the bear, the bear just shatters through it
<Bad_news>: and is going even faster
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh uh, there /isn't/ an anvil dropping on the bear!"
Wrong_Way is stumbling back away from the hole worried it's going to catch up
<Bad_news>: The anvil breaks on the bears head too. Its going even faster
*** Bad_news is now known as Juggernautbear
<Wrong_Way>: "OH GOD WHY"
<JohnQuint>: RUN!
<Juggernautbear>: enhanced momentum
JohnQuint whips Wrong_Way up onto his horse, and rides off
Juggernautbear SHOOTS OUT LIKE A BULLET FROM THE hole and then falls back on the ground dazed
<Wrong_Way>: "HURRY! WE CAN MAYBE STILL GET THE CAT FOOD."
Wrong_Way makes a conscious effort to not look at the horse since he's spooked out by it.
<JohnQuint>: RIGHT!
JohnQuint turns around, and heads back to the petshop
Juggernautbear turns around and starts running
Juggernautbear slips on the ice through a car
<Juggernautbear>: THEY MAKE IT TO THE PATSHOP
<Juggernautbear>: pet*
<Juggernautbear>: fuck]
JohnQuint pats himself on the back
<JohnQuint>: HURRY!
<JohnQuint>: YOU GET THE FOOD
Wrong_Way jumps off the horse and runs into the pet store
<Juggernautbear>: They make it in, they scare the hell out of a old guy at the register and a parakeet.
<Juggernautbear>: The bear is now up and sorta ice skating torwards them
<Wrong_Way>: "WE NEED CAT FOOD."
Wrong_Way is jumbling to find his wallet in his pocket
<Juggernautbear>: Clerk "Aisle seven"
<Wrong_Way>: "THANKS!"
Juggernautbear is about twenty feet away frm johnquint now
Wrong_Way runs to aisle seven while grabbing his wallet out
JohnQuint tries to throw blood in the bear's eyes
<Juggernautbear>: "YOUVE MESSED WITH THE BAD BEAR GA-
<Juggernautbear>: "AAAW ME EYES"
Juggernautbear slips and trips into a brick wall
Wrong_Way takes a second to check which brand is the most savvy buy
<Juggernautbear>: They all are the same price, but different weights
<Juggernautbear>: of course they vary by ingrediants as well
Wrong_Way grabs the lightest one and the most colorful looking
<Juggernautbear>: That one is the cheapest, but not the best for cats
<JohnQuint>: Wrong_Way, respect my cat]
Juggernautbear gets up and throws a trashcan lid at johns horse
Wrong_Way is trying to run out of that store, he doesn't have to care about the cat
JohnQuint tries to make the horse dodge it
<Juggernautbear>: WW DIDNT PAY
<Wrong_Way>: [nope]
<Juggernautbear>: THE CLERK IS CHASING AFTER HIM
<Wrong_Way>: "JOHN! CAT FOOD!"
<Juggernautbear>: The horse dodges it
Juggernautbear rushes at the two
<Juggernautbear>: "YOU LITTLE PUNKS DIDNT SEE NOTHING" *roar*
<Wrong_Way>: "JOHN! LET'S GO!"
Wrong_Way throws various pocket change behind him at the clerk
<Juggernautbear>: the clerk "Thank you come again"
<JohnQuint>: RIGHT!
<JohnQuint>: HEEYAH
Juggernautbear ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
JohnQuint makes the horse dash for it
<Juggernautbear>: The horse is dashing
Juggernautbear is running after the slow ww
Wrong_Way continues to run to the horse
Wrong_Way interally ews
Juggernautbear throws a snowball at ww
JohnQuint grabs Wrong_Way with his spine again
<JohnQuint>: HURRY!
Wrong_Way is hit by a snowball by a juggernautbear
<Juggernautbear>: ww is pulled up, the snowball missing h-
<Wrong_Way>: [ohokay]
<Juggernautbear>: the snowbal hitting him
<Juggernautbear>: ]
<Juggernautbear>: fuck]
<Wrong_Way>: [sorry
<Juggernautbear>: no its cool, just a snowball[
<Juggernautbear>: continueing]
Wrong_Way is grabbed by spine and gets on the horse
Juggernautbear is following behind at highspeeds, they can tell the longer hes in motion the less control he has but the stronker he is
<Wrong_Way>: "RIDE!"
Wrong_Way clutches the catfoot with his life
<Wrong_Way>: *food
<JohnQuint>: I AM!
<JohnQuint>: Nazgul, mind if you go faster?
JohnQuint pets nazgul, as it speeds up
<Juggernautbear>: >catfoot[
<Juggernautbear>: THEY DO INDEED GO FASTER BUT THERES A STOPLIGHT AHEAD
<Juggernautbear>: AT A 4 WAY INTERSECTION
<JohnQuint>: Oh
<Juggernautbear>: WITH BABYDUCKS CROSSING
JohnQuint stops the horse
<Wrong_Way>: "...What are you doing?"
<Juggernautbear>: The ducks cross
<Juggernautbear>: BUT ITS STILL RED
<JohnQuint>: It's a stoplight?
Juggernautbear is gaining
<JohnQuint>: It's a stoplight
Wrong_Way continues to hug the catfood.
<Juggernautbear>: .....green
JohnQuint makes the horse hoof it outta there!
Juggernautbear is right behind them
Juggernautbear roars
<Juggernautbear>: they come to a hard left turn
<JohnQuint>: KICK HIM!
<Wrong_Way>: "WHAT?"
<Wrong_Way>: "ARE YOU CRAZY?"
Juggernautbear swipes at them
<JohnQuint>: YOU KICK THEM IN THE NOSE, AND THEY STOP FIGHTING YOU!
<JohnQuint>: AHHHHHHHH
<Wrong_Way>: "IF I LOOSE A LEG, I WILL KILL YOU."
Wrong_Way turns a bit back so he can try to kick at the bear's nose
<JohnQuint>: Or was that sharks....
Wrong_Way gives John a look of horror at the back of his head
Juggernautbear GRABS MARKS LEG BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE
<Juggernautbear>: THEY DIDNT TURN AT THE HARD LEFT TURN
Juggernautbear crashes into a banana stand with john and mark
Wrong_Way crawls out of the banana stand
<Wrong_Way>: "W-why are they selling bananas in the winter..."
Juggernautbear is outcold, hes in a jumpsuit with a nametag
*** Juggernautbear is now known as Banana_Salesman
<Banana_Salesman>: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Banana_Salesman falls over crying for his lost bananas
Wrong_Way shakes his head at all the bananas lost and takes a look at Juggernautbear
JohnQuint 's body is going frantic, as he doesn't know where his head landed
Juggernautbear is a bear with a badge on him for a lieutenent in the bad bear gang, and a card for the league of evil animals
Juggernautbear also has a coupon card for shoprite and dairy queen
Wrong_Way takes the cards and badge...for evidence
Wrong_Way looks back at John's body and sees he's without a head
Juggernautbear is covered in smashed bananas
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez. I am /not/ carrying John's head."
<Juggernautbear>: WW is now carrying johns head
<JohnQuint>: O-o-oh
Wrong_Way hands back John's head to John's body
<JohnQuint>: t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-thanks
<Wrong_Way>: "No problem...Where'd the kitty food go?"
Juggernautbear is frozen over in banana bits. He cant move
<Juggernautbear>: The kitty food landed safely on a pile of smashed bananas
<Juggernautbear>: everyone roll a 6
<Juggernautbear>: d6
<JohnQuint>: 2]
<Wrong_Way>: [3]
<Wrong_Way>: [wooo]
<Juggernautbear>: John has an ice headache
<Juggernautbear>: ww has 3 free frozen yogurts on his new coupon card
<JohnQuint>: Owwwwwww
JohnQuint leaps back on his horse
<Wrong_Way>: "Your head must've landed in some snow."
<JohnQuint>: My head is reaaaaaaally hurting man
<Wrong_Way>: "I should probably call someone to pick up this guy..."
Wrong_Way texts his bff for lyfe greene to go pick up this bear.
<Wrong_Way>: "This is 23rd, right?"
<Juggernautbear>: GREENE PICK UP A BEAR}
Wrong_Way pockets his phone away and grabs the kitty food
<Greene>: [NOOOOOOOO]
<Wrong_Way>: "Sorry banana stand dude."
<Juggernautbear>: JUST PICK UP THE BEAR]
*** Juggernautbear is now known as Salesman
Salesman weeps for his lost stand
Greene picks up the bear
<JohnQuint>: Think so
<Salesman>: "Bananas in winter would be perfect, I said. Ill be the only one out here. Nooo competetion"
<JohnQuint>: Who was that?
<Salesman>: damn that was quick]
<Wrong_Way>: "S-men contact. He's pretty cool."
Salesman weeps
<JohnQuint>: Listen, we're sorry man
<Salesman>: Go
<JohnQuint>: Anything we can do to help?
<Salesman>: leave me be
<JohnQuint>: Maybe we can pay this off?
Salesman throws a frozen hard banana at them
<Salesman>: GO
<Wrong_Way>: "Don't worry John, I got this."
<JohnQuint>: Yeesh, sorry, sir
<Wrong_Way>: "Your banana stand /isn't/ ruined."
<Wrong_Way>: "..Wait, sorry."
<Wrong_Way>: "Your banana stand /is/ ruined."
<Salesman>: ....
<Salesman>: GET OUT
Wrong_Way shrugs
Salesman throws a perfectly fine banana at them as his stand is restored
Wrong_Way gets on John's creepy horse
<Wrong_Way>: "Let's get out of here so I don't have to ride your horse again."
<JohnQuint>: Hey
<JohnQuint>: There is nothong wrong with Nazzy
<Wrong_Way>: "...Right."
<Salesman>: They made it home, and by god pitters loved that catfood
<Wrong_Way>: [yes!}
<Salesman>: mark roll a d20
JohnQuint pets pitters
<JohnQuint>: y-y-y-y-y-you like it, b-boy?
<Wrong_Way>: [16]
<Salesman>: You live another day]
<Salesman>: >:3 for now]
<Salesman>: Pitters meows and enjoys it. Exuents unless mark wants to say what he did for the night
<JohnQuint>: T-t-thanks for the help, Ma-man
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess. Hope he enjoys the food."
Wrong_Way ends up going to get 3 free frozen yogurts by himself
<JohnQuint>: wow]
<JohnQuint>: thanks Wrong_Way ]
<Wrong_Way>: B) ]
<Wrong_Way>: [i did PAY for the catfood
<Salesman>: you stole that mark]
<Salesman>: your cold criminal]
<JohnQuint>: I gave you a ride]
<JohnQuint>: and saved you from falling into a hole]
<Wrong_Way>: [i have no license, i got a rep to uphold]
<Salesman>: oh that reminds me
*** Salesman is now known as Murrica
<Wrong_Way>: ...
<Wrong_Way>: brb]
<Murrica>: damn you]
*** Murrica is now known as Sowl
<Wrong_Way>: [eheheh]]
JohnQuint looks for his best bud, Karate Ursus
<JohnQuint>: :3]
<Sowl>: john you know i ccant rp right now]
<Sowl>: brb
<Sowl>: ]
<Wrong_Way>: [kool]
<JohnQuint>: Y-you wanna hang fo-for a bit?
<Wrong_Way>: "Eh, I've only got plans for a little later."
Wrong_Way is planning his toppings
<JohnQuint>: O-oh, I guh-guess I'll se-seeya later then...
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh no, it's uh...they can be put off later."
<JohnQuint>: O-oh, okay...
<JohnQuint>: W-whatcha wh-anna do?
Wrong_Way shrugs
<JohnQuint>: w-w-what do normal kids l-like you do?
<Wrong_Way>: "...I have no clue."
<JohnQuint>: r-r-really?
Sowl is asleep
*** Sowl is now known as KFB
<Wrong_Way>: "That guy sleep a lot?"
KFB is the best hibernator
<JohnQuint>: I-it's winter, ya know
JohnQuint pets KFB
KFB is snuggly fresh
<KFB>: someone didnt tell that to the previous bear]
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh that's true..."
<JohnQuint>: Let me see if I can wake her
JohnQuint shakes KFB
KFB growls and adorably pats john away
<JohnQuint>: g-g-guess not...
<Wrong_Way>: "Huh."
JohnQuint pets Pitters
<KFB>: Pitters growls and adorably pats john away
<JohnQuint>: S-s-sorry, I-I;m boring, you c-c-can leave if you want....
<KFB>: want me to create drama?]
<Wrong_Way>: "Nah it's cool, reminds of my roomies."

Wrong_Way ends up leaving John's dorm after a teary goodbye