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Nonahu 4: In the Fires of Ignition

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  1. [15:16:16] <@GeMshuku> THE YEAR IS 20XX
  2. [15:16:49] <@GeMshuku> THE FOX MAINS DISCUSS HOW BEST TO BREAK THE GAME MADE BY NINTENDO, IN HOPES THAT NO ONE HAS TO PLAY IT AGAIN.
  3. [15:16:55] <Giantree> whoaaaaaaaaaaaa I haven't even decided which *na to be yet
  4. [15:16:59] <Giantree> lemme see here
  5. [15:17:11] * Giantree is now known as Nona
  6. [15:17:17] <Nona> "Nora! Straighten your stance."
  7. [15:17:34] <Nona> "What will you do when the enemy uses your clumsiness to land a fatal blow? What a useless sister."
  8. [15:17:43] <Nona> ... that's not right
  9. [15:17:52] * Nona is now known as Niina
  10. [15:17:56] <@GeMshuku> H-hey, you're playing directly into the tsukaima's hands like that and you know it!
  11. [15:17:59] <Niina> little righter
  12. [15:18:21] <Niina> I guess you could even say it's... Fated.
  13. [15:18:45] <@GeMshuku> roll 1d3+10 to see how much holes I put through you
  14. [15:19:05] <Niina> Meanwhile in 20XX, Sakurai hatches plans to stop tourneyfags without even considering that it might not work
  15. [15:19:22] <Niina> His methods seem to be... tripping.
  16. [15:25:18] <@GeMshuku> Last time, Fate talked just slick enough to avoid immediate destruction! But yet, not enough to avoid being a suspect in...something terrible!
  17. [15:26:18] <Niina> Good brief recap, but when you skip this many weeks you have to have a FULL recap- gimme that mic
  18. [15:26:29] <Niina> LAST TIME ON MEGUCA DARKNESS X: -ZERO-
  19. [15:27:53] <Niina> ... Yeah that description was better actually, but our heroines had some ice cream and planned some secret shit, initiating the REAL 'IDK, My BFF Chikako?' episode as they make a plan to meet up somewhere without Fate being immediately aware. Unless its cloaking device suddenly gets a few thousand times better within the next few days.
  20. [15:28:08] <Niina> ok here you go have the mic back, i'm going back behind the 4th wall now
  21. [15:29:10] <Niina> The question is, what is this mysterious place they meet up at, and how do they know it's a place so significant that it's the safest place to meet in case reality collapses? ... Wait that's two questions, but they both stand.
  22. [15:31:58] <Niina> oh wait fix that pun earlier btw, it should be 'He seems to be tripping over his methods,' that's 100x funnier
  23. [15:32:49] <@GeMshuku> Thank you. Now...the place they decided to meet up? The most significant place! And where's that? ...Huh, well, just because it's significant doesn't mean it's SAFE. ...Then again, if it were in danger, the city would probably be boned, for it's the heart of it! The heart of the city where people tend to be day in and day out, the town square, with all kinds of things in the center (as opposed to mostly just the fountain (which is still there) and benches or whatnot)! It's not exactly a hidden place, but you'd bet that Fate would think twice about going there if it doesn't want to be seen...but yet, most people would be too busy to hear you!
  24. [15:32:50] <@GeMshuku> That DOES make sense, right?
  25. [15:33:32] <Niina> Yes, perfect sense. Smokes is purring in his grave.
  26. [15:34:46] <Niina> ... Reference aside, My Little Chuunibyou (Who Can't Be This Secretive!) asked Chikako to come here alone, and dresses a little differently than usual to stand out. That means no hoodies, baseball caps or... what season is it anyway? It's summer, right?
  27. [15:35:22] <Niina> yeah bust that busting square
  28. [15:35:29] <Niina> my square is busting on its own
  29. [15:36:42] <@GeMshuku> Well, it's pretty early summer. Still hot though! The temperature only continues to rise!
  30. [15:37:10] <Niina> ... So probably a tank top and shorts or something. Not jorts, just shorts. There's a special place in Hell for jorts-wearers. And of course tennis shoes. And of course the dark bags under her eyes, which only serve to make it obvious that she pulled an all-nighter (or close to one) plotting something.
  31. [15:37:54] <Niina> She combed her hair a little bit though, it's too bad the player hasn't figured out how to use a tablet in a way that doesn't look like fermented horse excrement yet, it's very stylish and appropriate for the occasion.
  32. [15:38:16] <Niina> .. At least until you look down and realize she's wearing untied tennis shoes and mismatched socks. Lazies gonna laze.
  33. [15:39:19] <Niina> All that dressupblog out of the way (it was basically a coin-flip besides 'describing everything's color too' or not), let's do this like it's 1998 Neopets:
  34. [15:39:29] * Niina leans against the square's titular fountain, taking a drag of a candy cig.
  35. [15:48:48] <@GeMshuku> It totally helps with standing out! Chikako does change her clothes a bit, though you can tell she likes her normal look. The most notable addition to this is an orange hat, which blocks out the sun nicely!
  36. [15:50:15] <Niina> "Heyo!" Even the attitude's in disguise... wait no, that's normal. "So you weren't followed?"
  37. [15:50:41] <Niina> totally seeing 'orange hat' as 'cowboy hat' btw, cannot unsee
  38. [15:52:08] * Niina suffers by not wearing a hat btw, basically stuck in a perpetual squint because the sun is like 'fuck you' and making an effort to make it obnoxious to see all the time because that's what suns do.
  39. [15:52:24] <Niina> ... Least this may be a chance to get a nice tan instead of being pasty pale all the time.
  40. [15:52:33] <@GeMshuku> She arrives, quickly noticing Niina...since she called out, and, well, the candy cig (which provokes some stares by passersby, at least until they realize that there's no smoke). "Don't think so, I was sure to keep my eye out. Even brought a hat so I could see in the shade!" She does not tip it, but with how Niina is, she might very well see it tip itself.
  41. [15:54:55] <Niina> Even with an effort made to be a little cutesy, she still looks like a somewhat trashy teenager, so smoking isn't THAT uncommon... well, until you realize Maebashi is in Japan and then it probably is because delinquents are- WHATEVER THAT ISN'T IMPORTANT
  42. [15:56:30] <Niina> "Alright, I don't think I was either. So you know everything we were told the other day was kinda fishy, yeah?"
  43. [15:56:51] <Niina> Even if random passerbys listen in they'll just think it's weird teenager shit anyway, Niina gives no fucks and goes full srs first thing
  44. [15:57:17] <Niina> .. And also pats down a place to lean on nearby, because why not. Probably a big fountain.
  45. [15:57:20] <Niina> (for them)
  46. [16:00:17] <@GeMshuku> "Yeah, definitely fishy." She leans on the fountain...notices that fountains can have fish in them, and her expression changes just a little bit, holding a dumb laugh back. "One thing's really bugging me now, though."
  47. [16:00:45] * Niina wears a 'yeah, that was intentional' smirk. (spoilers: it wasn't)
  48. [16:01:24] <Niina> "Like what? I have an idea but I'm gonna need your help, so any ideas you have are gonna be a big help too."
  49. [16:02:04] <@GeMshuku> "It changed us quickly enough, and when it ran off, away from that All-Seeing One or whatever, it was gone for a while. ...What was it doing?"
  50. [16:02:27] <Niina> "Hiding, right? Because they were obviously enemies?"
  51. [16:02:51] <Niina> "I sort of wrote it off as 'it cloaked itself and ran away,' but..."
  52. [16:03:50] <@GeMshuku> "You'd THINK that, but...it was gone all night. Do you think it sleeps? It's an alien."
  53. [16:05:15] <Niina> "Hmm, you're right. So no duh we'd assume something's up, when it hides thing from us like that."
  54. [16:06:03] <Niina> "But it's not exactly like we have any way to track it and find out without making ourselves obvious..."
  55. [16:06:21] <Niina> "I was thinking we could just take up as much of its time as possible, so it has less time to do shady stuff."
  56. [16:06:47] * Niina shakes her head like a wet dog. "That's not my idea though!"
  57. [16:07:24] <Niina> Oh btw Niina's occasionally waving at random passerbys, especially people who are already giving them weird looks, just to come off as strange as possible.
  58. [16:07:53] <@GeMshuku> "That makes it harder for US to plan behind its back, though. But I've got a theory on what it was doing!" Chikako mostly hopes she's not recognized. PARENTS, man.
  59. [16:08:50] <Niina> "Oh?" The chuuni's arms fold. "You're probably farther along than me, then. Whatcha think?"
  60. [16:09:30] <@GeMshuku> "See, that thing was scary tough, so obviously it'd run away at the sight of it. So let's say that we had failed, obviously, it would go after Fate, right?"
  61. [16:09:55] <Niina> "Probably, yeah."
  62. [16:10:46] * Niina almost-instinctively glances around at the crowd after the F-name gets mentioned, just to be sure.
  63. [16:11:12] <@GeMshuku> "It's the All-Seeing One, so of course, it wouldn't be able to hide, even if it...well, hid. Fate would be doomed."
  64. [16:11:25] <@GeMshuku> "...Unless he had more magicial girls to defend him."
  65. [16:11:54] <@GeMshuku> *it, *..I think it again? I don't know, its are hard
  66. [16:12:04] <Niina> "Ohh! I sort of skimmed over it, like that was just a fancy title. But..." A slow nod. "I was worried about that, too."
  67. [16:12:17] <@GeMshuku> Itself? IDK.
  68. [16:12:32] <Niina> it's ok, in nihongo no rune they'd actually be saying 'feito' every time because pronouns don't work the same way, p. sure
  69. [16:13:17] <Niina> or even just 'usagi' or something
  70. [16:13:20] <Niina> don't wrack your brain over it
  71. [16:13:52] <Niina> "We don't trust it, so it probably doesn't trust us, either. And since we know it has the ability to give people power like it did us..."
  72. [16:14:25] * Niina looks around one more time and then sighs. "Reality is doomed no matter what we do."
  73. [16:14:41] <@GeMshuku> "So on the off chance we failed, it'd have backup. ...Same goes for if we go rogue, I guess. And since it makes sense to keep our identities unknown...then we have no idea who, or how much, magicial girls it's made in the meantime, since they're hiding."
  74. [16:15:43] <Niina> "Well," Niina looks straight up and then realizes the sun's up there ow that wasn't a good idea blink blink blink, "We had pretty much the same thought there, at least. So! That brings me to my idea."
  75. [16:16:28] <@GeMshuku> She pouts at the mention of reality being doomed, but then changes that expression when Niina has an idea! "Oh~?"
  76. [16:18:50] <Niina> At this point, Niina gets a spark in her eye and probably leans closer to Chikako with a big grin. "What if we ruin that backup by telling them the truth, in a way that makes them come to us and find it on their own? With the All-Seeing out of the way, it probably won't be able to tell others about the aliens like it did us... because, you know, we sort-of-killed it."
  77. [16:20:05] <Niina> "And since we know they're probably hiding (assuming they do exist), we obviously can't go find them on our own... so, I'm gonna ask this: What do you think's the trendiest place in Maebashi, that probably won't change even if reality warps and becomes something totally foreign to us?"
  78. [16:32:17] <@GeMshuku> "...Ooooh! Since we can't find them normally, then we...find out where they'll probably go anyway! The place where anyone who's anyone will go! A place realllly grounded in reality, because it's part of everyone's!"
  79. [16:32:51] <@GeMshuku> "みなさん!"
  80. [16:33:14] <Niina> "Yeah." A finger snazzily points down. "Everyone."
  81. [16:33:26] <Niina> "... Here."
  82. [16:33:33] <@GeMshuku> "The Minasan Mall, which has something for everyone! ...Even people not there to actually buy anything."
  83. [16:33:54] <Niina> "Oh uh... er... well..."
  84. [16:34:07] * Niina suddenly gets an uncharacteristic blush.
  85. [16:34:43] <Niina> "I kinda thought.... this was that place. But uh..."
  86. [16:34:48] <@GeMshuku> "...Huh, here DOES work too. T-two different places, then."
  87. [16:35:27] <@GeMshuku> "...Maybe we can get both? It wouldn't hurt to cover our bases!"
  88. [16:35:53] <@GeMshuku> She tries to not blush in her own embarrassment!
  89. [16:35:56] * Niina scratches her head. "Y-Yeah. I guess you could say I was asking someone else because my opinion's not the only one, y'know?"
  90. [16:36:09] <Niina> It's ok the nonblusher is already blushing, there is literally no greater embarrassment to be had
  91. [16:37:30] <@GeMshuku> "Of course! ...Town square's got the location going for it, hard to corrupt the middle, Minasan's got tons of stuff, and memories to go with it."
  92. [16:37:51] <Niina> "Buuuuut... while I guess we could do both, that might give us away. My plan's a one-trick pony."
  93. [16:38:51] <Niina> "See, it's like this: If we leave some blatant magic in one of those places, and that place is still there by the time someone finds it, other magical girls are obviously going to be interested in it, right?"
  94. [16:39:29] <Niina> "We just need a way to make sure they find it before the alien does, and I think I got that one covered."
  95. [16:43:05] <@GeMshuku> "Makes sense! Question is, which location would be better for this...I mean, I guess the town square will always be the town square, even if something levels it, so maybe that might be better..." DECISIONS.
  96. [16:43:55] <Niina> A shrug. "We don't have to decide right away, just before too many youma get killed. Because what if the changes in reality affect our minds, too? And we don't even remember what things used to be like before?"
  97. [16:45:59] <Niina> "But... obviously we wouldn't just leave magic by itself. Even if that would be a sign for them, it wouldn't tell them anything. What I want to do is USE magic on an object, and that object will be... some kind of diary explaining everything. I think my little sister has one of those, knowing her I doubt she ever used it and just got it because it was decorated like one of those animes
  98. [16:45:59] <Niina> she watches."
  99. [16:47:12] <Niina> "One of the fancy ones with the passwords, pretty sure."
  100. [16:48:28] * Niina repositions herself against the fountain, with another sigh. "If we do it that way, we may be able to stop the invasion from getting too out of hand... and still have fun in the process, yeah?"
  101. [16:49:36] <Niina> Oh and points menacingly at a random passerby until they get scared and walk off to blog about it on a 'random encounters' thread on 2ch or something.
  102. [16:51:37] <@GeMshuku> Chikako...JOINS HER IN THE POINTING, because you go all out or you go home. ...And then responds! "So, like, a back-up truth book in case things get too out of hand, to be found in the future? Like...one of those time capsule things, kinda?"
  103. [16:52:28] <Niina> "Yeah! I've been thinking about what Fate told us, and maybe we really CAN'T do anything to change reality back and maintain order..."
  104. [16:53:23] <Niina> "... For now. But what if, eventually, there's somebody who can? I mean, you know I'm the savior of the world, but that doesn't mean I have to do everything directly. Or even that I'm able to. Sometimes it's just the thought that counts."
  105. [16:54:57] <Niina> "I only experimented a little bit, but I think I have a vague idea how Reina's power works... and if I'm right, I might be able to hide something like that just out of alien reach. But if reality gets corrupted and the place it gets hidden in isn't there for it to come back to, all that work will be lost, y'know?"
  106. [16:55:22] <Niina> "So it's really, really important that we pick the right one."
  107. [16:56:37] <@GeMshuku> Chikako ponders. "...I'm not entirely sure, but I might be able to help out here. I'm sure that the square's better for this, cause the only way the own won't have a center is there...not being a town, and if that comes to pass, we never really had any options."
  108. [16:57:44] <@GeMshuku> "I think my magic has something to do with protection, though...which might be able to prevent some measure of corruption, maybe? Even though magic itself is a sort of corruption..." Hrm.
  109. [16:59:03] <Niina> "Yeah. But... what if the fountain gets destroyed or something, and the town's 'center' of attention moves somewhere else?" A perplexed look. "If you could really guarantee it like that, that'd be perfect... but, you'd have to pick one of those places anyway, in that case."
  110. [17:00:01] <Niina> "So I'll leave it to you, my Second-In-Command Savior of the World, to determine which place will be a better home for our Aid Package For Future Saviors of the World."
  111. [17:00:28] <Niina> "... Because after all, it might not work anyway, and then we'll have to come up with our own plans anyway."
  112. [17:00:35] <Niina> -anyway x1
  113. [17:02:34] <Niina> "While you're thinking on that though, I'll tell you now why I think I can convince other people to save Earth, before the alien wisens up and listens in on us, so listen closely:"
  114. [17:02:43] <@GeMshuku> She listens closely!
  115. [17:02:52] <@GeMshuku> ...While glowing with praise, of course.
  116. [17:06:24] <Niina> "Changing reality means changing perception and events, right? So... basically, from how I'm looking at it, if we defeat a lot of Youma, maybe the winners of World War 2 would change, and every country would treat each other differently- geography would change a little, people would make decisions different, and our world as a whole wouldn't be the same. Some people wouldn't even be born
  117. [17:06:24] <Niina> . Now I know that's 'history,' but 'reality' is our perception of the world and what happens in it, right? So... they're basically taking away our awareness of the world as-is, and making us aware of another world. Our weapon is that we should be able to use that power against them, and cause reality to change SO much that we, humanity, control that change and use it to make one where the
  118. [17:06:24] <Niina> aliens never invaded. Maybe even one where their world still fluorishes and they never even have to get bored, if you're really optimistic about it."
  119. [17:07:02] <Niina> "That's the kind of potential I think humanity has, and why I want to prove that to both the All-Seeing AND to other people."
  120. [17:07:17] * Niina exhales deeply and then beams. "Whatcha think?"
  121. [17:12:31] <@GeMshuku> "...Whoa." Chikako has to think about that for a while. So deep you might actually drown!
  122. [17:12:46] <@GeMshuku> Meanwhile, the GM is drowning. In tea.
  123. [17:13:22] <@GeMshuku> Thankfully it's not as bad, because you feel the sun beating down on you relentlessly. But not literally. Sure is hot though.
  124. [17:14:09] <Niina> "... Sure is hot. Hold that thought for now, wanna go somewhere else?"
  125. [17:15:11] <@GeMshuku> "...So--ok, holding thought, yeah, it's pretty hot. Ice cream in the shade?" There's shade somewhere here!
  126. [17:16:33] <Niina> "We can always go by Minasan and get some there, too, scope the place out a bit. Then whaddaya say we bother our alien for a while?"
  127. [17:17:08] <Niina> "i've only been to the mall once or twice before, since I didn't have an- err, I mean, since I was too busy saving the world!"
  128. [17:21:19] <@GeMshuku> "Sure, sure, can't save the world if you're too busy having fun~!"
  129. [17:21:59] <@GeMshuku> "...Kinda want ice cream before then, though. I don't think they mind if you bring some in, though!"
  130. [17:25:45] * Niina pauses and looks Chikako over, that's the sort of thing an Ice Cream Golem in disguise would say.
  131. [17:26:23] <Niina> ... Naaaaaaah it's fine. "Sure, yeah, good idea. It's waaaaaay too hot out here to keep standing there, anyway."
  132. [17:26:29] <@GeMshuku> Well, it IS getting hotter. You can't blame her!
  133. [17:26:59] <Niina> Oh, hey, good point, maybe it's less being possessed by the Ghost of Ice Cream and more THE SUN IS GETTING HOTTER BECAUSE IT'S TRANSFORMING INTO A MONSTER.
  134. [17:27:04] * Niina squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiints @ the sun.
  135. [17:29:54] <@GeMshuku> The sun hurts your eyes more than it normally would. ...Because normally, you wouldn't squint AT the sun!
  136. [17:30:06] <@GeMshuku> Seriously, your poor eyes! They go through enough!
  137. [17:30:28] <Niina> Ow. Yeah, time to get glasses.
  138. [17:30:31] <Niina> ... Eventually.
  139. [17:30:41] * Niina realizes very quickly that that's not a good idea and looks away from the sun. Onward!
  140. [17:35:43] <@GeMshuku> Chikako follows, looking up at the sun itself...and then stops immediately. "...Wait a second."
  141. [17:37:28] <Niina> "Hm? Were we followed after all?"
  142. [17:38:11] <@GeMshuku> "It's...it's past noon."
  143. [17:38:17] <@GeMshuku> "Why is it getting hotter?"
  144. [17:38:50] <@GeMshuku> "It was hot enough before! It wasn't even supposed to be this hot at all!"
  145. [17:41:19] <Niina> "Well, did you watch the weather this morning?"
  146. [17:41:28] <Niina> "... I mean, I didn't, but just asking."
  147. [17:42:53] <@GeMshuku> "Uh-huh. Supposed to be a bright and sunny day and all that, but summer's only just starting! It shouldn't be this hot, and it shouldn't be getting worse!"
  148. [17:43:10] <Niina> Niina's face scrunches. "You don't think...?"
  149. [17:45:39] <@GeMshuku> "...We're still getting ice cream here, but...we should stick around with it to be sure if this might come to pass." Despite what people might tell you about youma in lands that don't exist yet, you can tell some people are getting irate at the weather, but they're not making themselves scarce. ...Which might be a sign that there isn't a youma, in a metagaming way, or it could be something else? You just don't know!
  150. [17:47:37] <Niina> Guess who didn't even consider the idea that youma might cause negative effects? Yep. "If this is one of those changes to reality, I'm not sure if I look forward to sticking around and seeing what the rest of them are."
  151. [17:48:32] <Niina> "... But let's grab some cones and go see what our 'friend' thinks, yeah?"
  152. [17:48:59] * Niina mimics some rabbit ears over her head with her fingers just in case that implication gets missed.
  153. [17:50:00] <@GeMshuku> "Yeah, seems good! ...While we get cones, maybe we can figure out where it went in the meantime. Would be nice if we COULD track it." Follow that leader!
  154. [17:52:05] <Niina> "Oh, you weren't planning on standing on top of a tall building and shouting 'FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!'? That was my idea."
  155. [17:52:12] <Niina> And off they go.
  156. [17:54:01] <@GeMshuku> "...Huh. Maybe that would work!" TO ICE CREAM...which IS being sold around the town square, at about twice the price it was originally. It's also pretty crowded. Shrewd.
  157. [17:54:41] <Niina> "Yeah, or maybe I was joking." Stoneface. "... But, this sure looks bad."
  158. [17:55:02] <Niina> "So I have an even better idea, check this out:"
  159. [17:55:20] * Niina steps aside, slightly outside the crowded area.
  160. [17:55:28] <Niina> "'I know you've been following us, Fate.'"
  161. [17:56:05] <@GeMshuku> ...
  162. [17:56:06] <@GeMshuku> ...
  163. [17:56:08] <@GeMshuku> . . .
  164. [17:56:13] <@GeMshuku> . . .
  165. [17:56:19] <@GeMshuku>
  166. [17:56:20] <@GeMshuku> ...
  167. [17:56:24] <@GeMshuku> ...Nope, no response.
  168. [17:56:52] <@GeMshuku> Good effort, though!
  169. [17:57:05] <Niina> "Welp, that was worth a try."
  170. [17:59:27] <@GeMshuku> "Yeah, bet it would have been caught red...pawed. ...Bet it didn't show cause it's cooling its paws off. Cause they're so hot that they're red." The wait only serves to make it worse. The words 'heat wave' are commonly heard...but it seems the ice cream man's here to stay, as well as many of the people in line!
  171. [18:00:01] <Niina> "Well, I hate to change your plans, but if we wait in line for much longer WE'LL be the ones melting."
  172. [18:00:13] <Niina> "C'mon, let's go find a shady spot to conduct our summoning ritual."
  173. [18:03:44] <@GeMshuku> "Awwwww." Too much demand! She'd wait too long! Together, they find a place near the square that's actually got shade. It's NEAR the square, cause most of the places in the square are heavily populated already.
  174. [18:03:53] <@GeMshuku> Despite this, however, it doesn't help that much.
  175. [18:04:55] <Niina> "Well, if we don't know where to look to find it, we might as well hope it comes to us, but since nobody's watching..."
  176. [18:06:05] * Niina withdraws Sacred Instrument Divine Ascalon, HOWEVER it was possible to hide that thing with this little clothing, and spins it around in her hands, switching hands every so often, as though it were a ritual tool, closing her eyes and chanting...
  177. [18:06:29] <Niina> "ティンクルミラクルフェフェフェフェフェート!!"
  178. [18:06:57] <Niina> actually not quite that but close enough
  179. [18:07:16] <@GeMshuku> P-phosphate?
  180. [18:08:08] <Niina> That should be イ instead of ー actually, or maybe with the latter still there so it's like "FefefefefefEFEFEFEIIIIIIIIIIITO!"
  181. [18:08:20] <Niina> but either way if 'tinkle miracle' doesn't work then there is no magical chant in the world that can fix this
  182. [18:08:29] <Niina> "... Did it work yet?"
  183. [18:09:49] <@GeMshuku> ...
  184. [18:09:50] <@GeMshuku> ...
  185. [18:10:03] * Niina cracks an eye open. "... At least nobody's staring, right?"
  186. [18:10:06] <@GeMshuku> . . .
  187. [18:10:15] <@GeMshuku> Oh, that last period got singed.
  188. [18:10:19] <Niina> rip
  189. [18:11:45] <@GeMshuku> The time is sometime roughly after 3 PM, and the heat has become completely unbearable. It rises, ever hotter, and the ice cream man finally decides it's not worth it anymore when the people themselves stop coming because it's gotten too hot.
  190. [18:12:11] <Niina> Hopefully, by this time, our heroines have retreated to an EVEN SHADIER spot. Maybe even a house.
  191. [18:12:29] <Niina> ... or maybe a really big icebox
  192. [18:12:49] <@GeMshuku> But before they all even clean house, something stirs, which makes it harder to actually doth desire the fleeing.
  193. [18:13:08] <@GeMshuku> Something is coming, and really in retrospect that's probably why it's so friggen hot.
  194. [18:13:48] <Niina> Oh yeah, we dost desire the power.
  195. [18:14:34] <@GeMshuku> "...Ugh, this...OK I dunno but we need to transform at least that'd probably make it feel less hot--it would, right--it would yeah." TOO HOT.
  196. [18:15:24] <Niina> "Oh, I think I could seal away the heat or something, yeah, and you could protect yourself from it. Let's make sure nobody's looking, and..."
  197. [18:15:48] <@GeMshuku> ...Thankfully, people seem preoccupied! And...!
  198. [18:15:52] <Niina> stock footage!
  199. [18:16:10] <Niina> oh hey cool guess what's not taken today
  200. [18:16:13] * Niina is now known as Reina
  201. [18:16:31] <@GeMshuku> Yay!
  202. [18:17:22] <Reina> ... Of course, Reina wears bulkier clothing, but this is probably one of those settings where meguca have subtle 'barriers' that defend them from weather and other effects that harm humans, yeah?
  203. [18:18:26] <Reina> Also, missing an eye is still hard to get used to, but could be much worse. The nothingness-thing shifts out of her eye-socket and gives Chikako a wave once they're all 'formed.
  204. [18:18:32] <@GeMshuku> Starring Niina as Reina and Chikako as Chikako in AN IMPOSSIBLE DRESS, ready to do battle! ...With the heat. Thankfully, it's actually a lot more bearable simply by being transformed. It's less barriers, and simply being on a different level.
  205. [18:18:47] <@GeMshuku> Chikako waves at the...er, at Reina? Is that how that works?
  206. [18:19:11] <Reina> Yeah because the hand's already gone, back to hiding. Now she just has emo hair.
  207. [18:19:35] <Reina> "So, what's the pl    ?"
  208. [18:19:42] <@GeMshuku> Whatever the case, as if spurred on by their coming, you can still feel it getting hotter...probably a bit faster now.
  209. [18:20:25] <Reina> Let's... get slightly further away from people. And maybe into the air, if there's a good spot to do that. Whatever's causing this, it probably isn't the ground.
  210. [18:23:52] <@GeMshuku> Into the air! ...And a bit further away from people, like...a bit to the south? You feel like going a bit to the south. Just a bit.
  211. [18:24:16] <Reina> yeah, go on down to south park, have ourselves a time
  212. [18:26:37] <Reina> "See anything yet?" The tendrils at Reina's back act like pseudo-wings and help her climb into the sky, but this is probably a setting where all meguca can fly anyway so it's not like that's necessary. Just convenient.
  213. [18:29:14] <@GeMshuku> "...Over there!" She points to a clearing, with grass that--dead? No--well, yes. Yes now. Not before! ...Dead grass that starts getting deader, as it all ignites in a furious inferno! Way too tall for the grass, really.
  214. [18:29:28] <Reina> sure is a pyro storm
  215. [18:29:54] <Reina> "Good eyes." You can practically feel her empty eye-socket drooping in sadness.
  216. [18:30:47] <Reina> "Let's stop it before Fate even finds us then, 'kay? You keep it from spreading further, and I'll stop it in its tracks."
  217. [18:33:01] <@GeMshuku> You can't see within, but damn does it burn! "Y-yeah!" SORCERY? SURE!
  218. [18:33:33] <Reina> that or 'just stand in the way and be a meatshield,' silly knights
  219. [18:40:12] <Reina> "Go!" The hand in Reina's eye makes a commanding horizontal swipe in the air before dissipating; it's not the only thing that dissipates, though, as the fabric of existence starts to gradually tear itself away in the direction of the flames. It's like... Paper Mario or something, where its intent is to just rip a big chunk of paper off the page. The page that is the scene. With the fire
  220. [18:40:12] <Reina> in it.
  221. [18:40:23] <Reina> destroy oxygen
  222. [18:41:42] <@GeMshuku> The fire is TORN ASUNDER, its fuel taking a hard hit, leaving nothing to burn in the area...so it would try to spread, right? NOT IF SHE CAN PROTECT THE GROUND AROUND IT.
  223. [18:42:39] <Reina> "Eegh... that one almost hurt to do. Alright, your turn!"
  224. [18:45:41] <@GeMshuku> "Right!" She focuses her magical energy...protection! Protect the ground around it! And the air! Really, just protect everything around the fire so that it won't have anything left to burn! Reina can see it, the magical barrier around the fire! Beehive design, huh?
  225. [18:46:30] <Reina> "Not bad!" She puts a hand at her hip. And then the big hand comes out of her eyesocket and joins right next to it, in the same posture, to fit in.
  226. [18:47:34] <@GeMshuku> ...The fire roars, but it can't roar for long. It dies down, and flickers...revealing the beast within.
  227. [18:48:14] <@GeMshuku> Literally Ifrit? Literally Ifrit. Told you I would!
  228. [18:48:46] <@GeMshuku> It's hardly as big as the All-Seeing One, but you do hear screaming in the distance, so it's certainly big enough to be seen!
  229. [18:49:28] <Reina> "So you're another one, huh?" Reina tries to talk loudly enough for her voice to carry to it. "Can you understand us too?"
  230. [18:55:04] <@GeMshuku> The response it has is to break the physical protection surrounding it...
  231. [18:55:28] <@GeMshuku> ...and unleash a howl!
  232. [18:55:31] <Reina> "What a sh      ."
  233. [18:57:35] <@GeMshuku> It sees the two in the distance, and...OK, obviously, this thing isn't going to have a chat. ENGAGE THE IFRIT, MOTHERFUCKER.
  234. [18:58:07] <Reina> Hell no motherfucker, you saw how well that went last time, we're gonna stay here and let it come to us.
  235. [18:58:26] <@GeMshuku> The first turn is Ifrit's, then!
  236. [18:58:33] * Reina waits warmly!
  237. [18:58:39] <Reina> Get it? Warmly? Bec- oh nevermind
  238. [18:58:47] <@GeMshuku> YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT
  239. [18:58:52] <Reina> bring it
  240. [18:58:53] <@GeMshuku> AND YOU ARE
  241. [19:02:15] <@GeMshuku> It lunges forward at high speeds, leaving a blaze in its wake (that thankfully, does not spread too far so as to be considered an issue, but does certainly cause damage)!
  242. [19:03:25] <Reina> Yeah, I guess that Mae be an issue in the future, but not just yet.
  243. [19:03:30] <@GeMshuku> Out.
  244. [19:03:35] <Reina> Tilde.
  245. [19:03:43] <@GeMshuku> ...And at these high speeds, it shoots a stream of fire!
  246. [19:04:08] <@GeMshuku> At Reina!
  247. [19:04:46] <Reina> ... oh i'm 2
  248. [19:04:57] <@GeMshuku> Yes you are!
  249. [19:06:00] <Reina> "No." Not even dealing with this shit, Reina just spins around and there's nothing there when the jet of flame goes through. Seconds later, she twirls back into existence.
  250. [19:06:47] <Reina> She acts cool about it, but really, the magic used in doing that is so extreme that by the time she gets out all the tendrils are sticking straight up, like the tails of excited cats.
  251. [19:11:05] <@GeMshuku> The youma, not seeing exactly why it should STOP, turns the jet of flames towards Chikako!
  252. [19:13:51] <@GeMshuku> ...Chikako was expecting it to stop after the miss, so she's caught off guard! That, and how it got over here so fast!
  253. [19:14:05] <@GeMshuku> She's engulfed in flames!
  254. [19:14:13] <Reina> "Watch o-"
  255. [19:14:31] * Reina cracks her knuckles. All three of them. "Alright, let's do this."
  256. [19:14:43] <@GeMshuku> ...But she doesn't burst, into flames or magic! She comes out of it a bit roasted, though. She's not amused!
  257. [19:14:45] <Reina> ... er, three hands. More knuckles than that though.
  258. [19:16:46] <@GeMshuku> Knock knock.
  259. [19:17:22] <Reina> The flames' path is retracted by a stream of nonexistence, shattering the fabric of space like low-quality glass. Reina turns around, facing away from Ifrit, and snaps her fingers, causing bits and pieces of the creature's body to vanish, rooted in place by nails and blades of pure NOTHING. It's a bit boring - yeah I know, the blow throwa, independ flowa, magical emeralda - because this
  260. [19:17:22] <Reina> was exactly what happened to the ASO, but! Either way, the tried and true method of 'double Curse turn 1.'
  261. [19:17:45] <Reina> ... What were the names of these SFX it's been 3 whole weeks I can barely even remember, Bound and... Stunned?
  262. [19:18:33] <Reina> A smart essence of the universe would have all youma be resistant to both of those, but too smart is no fun. By the way the fingers that snap are the big eye-hand's, in case that wasn't obvious.
  263. [19:18:42] <Reina> WOW did I ACTUALLY say 'SFX' instead of 'status effects' what the actual fuck
  264. [19:18:45] <Reina> ... alright back in focus here
  265. [19:19:00] <@GeMshuku> The SFX: Me, chuckling.
  266. [19:19:09] <Reina> Unlike Sonic.
  267. [19:19:17] <Reina> ... Like Sonic.
  268. [19:19:22] <Reina> guess who is out of it today
  269. [19:21:05] <Reina> Oh, and because that fluff isn't good enough, a chunk of space above Ifrit is erased. It's like somebody making art with an eraser, and it looks like the shape of.... an anvil? It drops down, making an inverted '*BONK*' noise. What that actually sounds like it up to your imagination.
  270. [19:21:47] <Reina> And when it lands, it splashes, pelting the monster with bits of nonexistence. Kinds hurts, because it's... like, sort of like acid? But acid that affects magical creatures?
  271. [19:22:28] <@GeMshuku> But yeah, a smart essence of the universe would do something smart like make it resistant or immune. ...The lack of universe ties down the earthly youma, and makes it think blissful nothings! ...Or, non-blissful nothings. These nothings suck to think about, especially now!
  272. [19:23:06] <Reina> Anyway. "Chik      !" Reina pauses a second to give a disappointed look at... well, at nothing. "Try to get between it and myself. protect yourself as best as you can!"
  273. [19:23:48] <Reina> "Shield us both and I'll try to handle attacking, alright?"
  274. [19:25:22] <@GeMshuku> "...I can totally handle both!" Confidence!
  275. [19:25:41] <@GeMshuku> She goes forward and EXTENDING POLES on the youma! Stab what's...actually left!
  276. [19:25:51] <Reina> "Gotcha. But stay safe."
  277. [19:28:11] <@GeMshuku> The extending pole...nearly misses its mark, but it conn--
  278. [19:28:21] <@GeMshuku> THE YOUMA FLARES UP
  279. [19:28:30] * Reina is already starting to make a 'told you so' frown but tries to not let it show. It does show though.
  280. [19:28:42] <@GeMshuku> And the sheer force of that steers the pole off course! "No fair!"
  281. [19:29:11] <@GeMshuku> THE NEXT TURN
  282. [19:29:12] <Reina> "See what I meant now? I think I can bombard it from where I'm at."
  283. [19:29:24] <@GeMshuku> ...The non-existence starts to peel.
  284. [19:29:30] <Reina> "But first..."
  285. [19:29:35] <@GeMshuku> ...on? The existence starts to peel on.
  286. [19:29:36] <Reina> oh no
  287. [19:29:47] <@GeMshuku> Bound is negated!
  288. [19:30:01] <@GeMshuku> Removed? Removed!
  289. [19:30:08] <@GeMshuku> IT BURNED THE STATUS EFFECT OFF.
  290. [19:30:11] <Reina> WWWWWWWWWELP
  291. [19:30:24] <@GeMshuku> Still a bit woozy though.
  292. [19:31:08] <Reina> "Rr..." What's that? Growling? As it burns itself clean, Reina gets covered in an EDGY aura that looks like it hurts a lot- it's basically nothing-colored flames. "RRRAAAGH!"
  293. [19:31:55] <Reina> When the 'flames' disappear - er, appear? Damn now I'm confused too - everything looks exactly like it did before, but something feels different. Painful Rapture! btw still don't goog-
  294. [19:31:59] <Reina> ... actually shit i'm curious
  295. [19:32:49] <Reina> Shame aside, there's a minor down. Now...
  296. [19:33:24] <@GeMshuku> No, both of the minors are still up. The more well to do one is a bit singed, but they're both OK.
  297. [19:34:00] <Reina> n1
  298. [19:35:13] <Reina> "Okay, watch th    !" Grim Darkness Edgy Ascalon appears in her hand, as though it wasn't there already, and then blinks out of space. It reappears behind the monster and she yanks her hand toward herself, like pulling a string, and the knife reacts in kind- by sailing through the air in a brutal-looking stab, of course.
  299. [19:36:32] <Reina> Oh also just for clarification: Painful Rapture is a shameless move that sacrifices HP (I guess it's 4 unless you want it to be 1d6 or something?) in order to restore 'per battle' uses of a Talent, in this case Curse.
  300. [19:36:49] <Reina> Totally doesn't restore MP or build up an edgeometer or anything.
  301. [19:37:41] <Reina> ... because even if he probably doesn't, it's fun to assume ffoa or somebody actually reads this
  302. [19:37:43] <Reina> Carry on!
  303. [19:37:52] <@GeMshuku> Is that a backstab? That's a backstab! The knife goes clean through, probably returning to her hand because why wouldn't it be in her hands? The beast FEELS it, roaring!
  304. [19:38:09] <@GeMshuku> You can tell it's not even on the same scale as the All-Seeing one from that alone. Bright sides?
  305. [19:38:12] <Reina> Even better, it returns to her hand blade-first and she clamps it between two fingers.
  306. [19:38:33] <@GeMshuku> You might cut yourself on that edge!
  307. [19:38:38] <Reina> "Maybe we should just weaken instead of killing it..."
  308. [19:38:43] <Reina> There's way too much edge to get cut on, here.
  309. [19:38:55] <Reina> Like a toddler playing around weight equipment.
  310. [19:40:23] <@GeMshuku> Chikako aims to make sure that it CAN'T advance, not even a little bit! She enters the vicinity of the youma!
  311. [19:41:01] <@GeMshuku> ...And continues to try to give it a wallop!
  312. [19:41:12] <@GeMshuku> "I dunno, I don't like the heat!"
  313. [19:42:17] <Reina> "I don't bl      you, but try not to get too far, okay?"
  314. [19:42:42] <@GeMshuku> "This is good! Right here is good!" She whiffs. "I'M DISTRACTING IT."
  315. [19:42:58] <@GeMshuku> At this point she might actually believe that!
  316. [19:43:09] * Reina headshakes.
  317. [19:43:49] <@GeMshuku> Whatever the case, the youma (what is it, a lizard?) certainly has its attention on Reina!
  318. [19:43:54] <@GeMshuku> ...Er, Chikako.
  319. [19:43:58] <Reina> MAKE UP YOUR MIND
  320. [19:44:02] <@GeMshuku> Definitely not mixing up names no sir
  321. [19:44:18] <Reina> least you don't have a full party whose names all start with E
  322. [19:44:31] <@GeMshuku> And so it begins to shoot a...much shorter burst of fire, in a cone! It'll get her!
  323. [19:44:42] <Reina> The big hand crosses its fingers.
  324. [19:46:22] <@GeMshuku> ...And as far as the lizard can tell, it got her! In reality, Chikako is positioned behind a barrier, and the flames don't even touch her.
  325. [19:47:07] * Reina can't tell either, sort of the territory that comes with having only one eye. So, logically, she gets a little upset.
  326. [19:47:39] <@GeMshuku> ...So when both the flames and barrier die out, the lizard thing doesn't take well, and just JUMPS UP TO CLAW HER
  327. [19:49:54] <Reina> "Be careful! Get out of there if you h       to!"
  328. [19:50:22] <@GeMshuku> This block is a lot more obvious! It's parried! "I will if I have to!" She's determined to not look the fool in defense, even if she looks the fool on offense!
  329. [19:50:29] <@GeMshuku> THE TURN IS THE THIRD
  330. [19:51:11] <@GeMshuku> The beast's head seems more aflame! You seem to get the impression that it's thinking clearly again.
  331. [19:51:47] <Reina> nooooooooooo
  332. [19:52:18] <Reina> ... oh, that's actually an easy way to go about things
  333. [19:53:18] <Reina> "I'll soften it for you. Attack on my mark!" Well, now that Curse is back, let's go hog wild! By which I mean, 'Bind again, because that's so useful it's unbelievable.'
  334. [19:53:37] <Reina> "一..."
  335. [19:54:22] <Reina> "二..." On second thought it might've been better to go backwards for obvious reasons. Oh well, linking can come later, let's just ranged attack it while it's bound again. She throws Ascalon into the air, spinning as it goes!
  336. [19:56:38] <@GeMshuku> If you miss the RTE prompt, it'll keep going up, never to return, and you have to start the battle from the beginning.
  337. [19:56:56] <Reina> It TURNS INTO A GIANT-ASS LIGHTSABER (made of the fabric of nonexistence obviously) AS IT GOES AND IS LIKE, SHING SHING SHING TEARING THROUGH THE YOUMA
  338. [19:56:56] <Reina> ... Then blinks out of space and reappears in Reina's hand. "三!"
  339. [19:56:56] <Reina> FUCK
  340. [19:56:56] <Reina> PUNCHED A WALL IRL
  341. [19:56:56] <Reina> ARGH
  342. [19:56:56] <Reina> ... carry on
  343. [19:59:19] <@GeMshuku> SHING SHING, the youma is cut through again and again! ...Wow, it's actually looking pretty beat up. But the fire within is not so easily put out!
  344. [20:01:10] * GeMshuku changes topic to 'Chikako Misses: The Game'
  345. [20:01:22] <Reina> I miss The Game too
  346. [20:01:27] <Reina> used to be fun to lose it all the time in high school
  347. [20:01:27] <Reina> rip
  348. [20:03:06] <@GeMshuku> She tries, and it looks like for once, her aim is true...but before she connects, it flares up, and non-existence begins to peel! The flaring up kept her from hitting. GO FIGURE.
  349. [20:05:29] <@GeMshuku> The beasts rears up for another swing, but it tinks against her BARRIERS OF JUSTICE.
  350. [20:05:37] <@GeMshuku> Annoyed, it just REARS UP FOR A TACKLE.
  351. [20:09:12] * Reina reacts before even the narration does, starting to freak out. "       back here! Come to where I am! T-That's an order!"
  352. [20:09:41] <@GeMshuku> AND THEN IT TAKES OFF. Chikako's eyes widen, and in that moment of tension, the barrier is shattered, and a full on flaming not-Ifrit, just BOWLS HER OVER, with a tackle that would likely end most Extreme runs right there. ...If they were composed of more normal people, anyway.
  353. [20:09:55] <@GeMshuku> By taking off, of course, it's 'in her direction' and not 'away'.
  354. [20:10:02] <Reina> It's like she's really a Dragoon!
  355. [20:10:47] <@GeMshuku> She's still in flight (both in the air and still reeling), but she can respond! "A-alright, I'll be over there!"
  356. [20:10:59] <@GeMshuku> The tackle does wonders for its little binding problem.
  357. [20:13:09] * Reina holds at the beginning of the next turn to see if she'll follow orders, by the way.
  358. [20:14:33] <Reina> ... Not holding past Ifrit's turn or anything, but you know, just not going first-first this time.
  359. [20:14:37] <@GeMshuku> She...does! Disengage! Back further!
  360. [20:14:53] <Reina> ~
  361. [20:14:55] <Reina> Good girl.
  362. [20:15:07] <@GeMshuku> It doesn't seem pleased!
  363. [20:15:10] <@GeMshuku> Or maybe it does?
  364. [20:15:22] <Reina> When she gets back, a tendril-tentacle reaches out and SLURPS OUT HER BRAINS, RIP- no jk it actually just pats her on the shoulder, holding her close. Linked!
  365. [20:15:27] <@GeMshuku> It's hard to tell, honestly. It looks too scary.
  366. [20:15:59] <Reina> And... let's actually not status it this turn because that's going to peel off before it's time to do SCIENCE, so I lied, here comes another boring turn.
  367. [20:16:17] <Reina> "Ascalon!" Well, as boring as you let it be, anyway. Vwoop lightsabermode- Reina's PISSED.
  368. [20:18:01] <Reina> In lieu of describing this animation, it's 'Roy critting with the Sealed Sword.' Have fun finding a GIF or whatever.
  369. [20:18:24] <Reina> er, 'Roy critting with the Sealed Sword at range 2,' but I'm sure you understood that
  370. [20:19:22] <Reina> Because Ike with Ragnell at range 2 is boring is hell, I don't know how they a) made a range 2 sword look cool before but transitioned to 3d and were like 'eh we're too lazy, let's just make it be an air-blade thing instead,' or b) made ALL of Ike's OTHER animations look badass but then slacked off on his ranged one. Goddamn.
  371. [20:19:26] <Reina> anyway that rant doesn't belong here so ignore it
  372. [20:21:27] <@GeMshuku> The only difference between that and the normal hit is that the screen shakes!
  373. [20:22:10] <Reina> yeah i was just looking that up and was like 'oh crap that's true isn't it'
  374. [20:22:17] <Reina> well his sealed sword animations look badass IN GENERAL so whatevs
  375. [20:22:42] <@GeMshuku> ...And in the wake of such a mighty blow, it kind of does! Obviously, it's not going to give off normal fire effects, but it leaves this thing seriously damaged! It's...almost down, how about that!
  376. [20:23:37] <Reina> Angels with Burning Hearts now?
  377. [20:25:56] <Reina> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  378. [20:26:09] <@GeMshuku> CUE 'ALMOST VICTORY' MUSIC
  379. [20:26:14] <@GeMshuku> WAIT IT'S ALREADY HERE
  380. [20:26:38] <Reina> Alright the mood changes now. Reina, who was supposed to be more girlish that Niina, ends up looking like a shounen hero. Like, Ascalon doesn't even go back into knife mode, it's just radiating void and looking cool as shit.
  381. [20:26:58] <Reina> "I'll protect you, just stand right there, 'kay? ... Here we go!"
  382. [20:27:25] <@GeMshuku> "A-alright!"
  383. [20:28:01] <Reina> JUST LIKE ANGELS WITH BURNING HEARTS, WE'LL FACE THE RISK OF OUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES
  384. [20:28:12] <@GeMshuku> The youma-lizard, while wounded, isn't happy at all (you know, probably)! It charges the party!
  385. [20:29:03] <@GeMshuku> It's in range of Reina, and Chikako doesn't seem to be a threat! It attacks Reina!
  386. [20:29:18] <Reina> good, cover probably would've wasted lika zillion bursts anyway
  387. [20:29:20] <Reina> .. boosts
  388. [20:30:07] * Reina stands in front of Chikako like a fool, not even trying to dodge.
  389. [20:31:22] <Reina> ... And might even bleed a bit, but she holds stance and stares the best down. "Yeah? Is that all you       ?"
  390. [20:31:34] <@GeMshuku> It gives Reina a slash! ...And it follows it up with a stream of fire! It's not exactly creative right now!
  391. [20:33:09] <Reina> The knife-sword mercilessly cuts the stream down, quite literally putting the flames out.
  392. [20:33:59] <@GeMshuku> ...Even though the flames are put out as they come, the fire keeps coming! This is it!
  393. [20:40:57] <@GeMshuku> The flames are overwhelming! Even as the knife cuts it down, the fire itself goes around and through!
  394. [20:41:21] <@GeMshuku> "R-Reina!" She's worrying!
  395. [20:41:47] <Reina> "Ugh..." Badassmode blips off and when Reina's single eye opens, she wears a totally dumb, clueless face. "Oh, wow, I... really thought I was gonna die there."
  396. [20:42:18] * Reina shakes it off and floats backwards. "So that was all you        then, right? Pretty good show! But..."
  397. [20:43:09] <Reina> Tendril still holding on to Chikako's shoulder, both Reina's hands are on said shoulders after a second. Wow that was a really obnoxious sentence to phrase just letting you know.
  398. [20:44:01] <Reina> Smiling, Godly Devil Absolute Ascalon blips out of existence and the 'lightsaberish' effect it once had appears on Chikako's weapons. "Remember when I told you not to attack?"
  399. [20:44:34] <@GeMshuku> "Y-yeah!"
  400. [20:44:37] <Reina> "... That's over now, it's your turn." Her hair flips up and there's a FLASH from her empty eyesocket- the giant hand comes out and grabs Ifrit in a massive grip. Cursing Bind to make his defense suck ass again!
  401. [20:44:48] <Reina> ... Aaand holding turn, Chikako gets to finish ♥
  402. [20:45:41] <Reina> "I'm right behind you! 行け!!"
  403. [20:45:50] <Reina> ... ok that's too tryhard let's try that again
  404. [20:45:55] <Reina> "I'm right behind you! GO!!"
  405. [20:59:32] <@GeMshuku> Her eyes light up! "Alright! Here it comes, the finishing blow to bring back peace to Maebushi once more! Divine Ascalon-Powered Finishing Blow, '悪魔身を切るよう'!" The pole extends, as does the light...and the end of the pole becomes bladed (except around the handle)! She swings it down on the youma's head, blade end first!
  406. [21:03:56] <Reina> "Goodbye."
  407. [21:04:52] * Reina closes her eyes and the tendrils stab into the lizard-thing - man it's weird how many summons in FF turn into lizards at some point in their lives - to put it out of its misery for good.
  408. [21:05:25] <Reina> In fact, just for overkill, they pull out and repair the girls' damages a little bit, patching them up with void essence. Not that that's necessary at all.
  409. [21:05:56] <@GeMshuku> Patch em up, just so they don't look like wrecks when all's said and done!
  410. [21:07:41] <Reina> After a few moments, the edgemaster loses the adrenaline rush and starts breathing ragged breaths. "We... We did it, right?"
  411. [21:08:11] <@GeMshuku> ...The lizard is stabbed, stabbed... and ripped right in half! You can't really see what the insides of it look like, quite possibly because those stopped existing, followed quickly by the rest!
  412. [21:10:09] <@GeMshuku> Brutal? Very yes. Chikako catches herself staring, mostly in exhaustion.
  413. [21:10:25] <@GeMshuku> If you look carefully, the helicopter overhead has people staring too.
  414. [21:11:04] <Reina> "Ugh..." Reina's tired, but half of her isn't, as the giant hand extends from her eye and waves to the camera! There's a camera on the helicopter, right? Why wouldn't there be?
  415. [21:11:36] <Reina> "That's it, then. The air's making me nauseous, let's go back         ."
  416. [21:11:44] * Reina gently floats down, Chikako in tow, with that said.
  417. [21:11:56] <@GeMshuku> ...Honestly if you take a careful look around, you'll notice that this was in fact incredibly noticable, and everyone saw it. Totally has a camera. Chikako hopes she's not recognizable, and waves before being bright back down!
  418. [21:12:05] <@GeMshuku> ...It's still hot.
  419. [21:12:09] <@GeMshuku> ...That's cause it's summer though.
  420. [21:12:16] <@GeMshuku> It's still a lot cooler!
  421. [21:12:23] <Reina> It'll be night soon enough. Good riddance.
  422. [21:13:31] <Reina> So, they find a good landing spot... and then it's time.
  423. [21:13:38] <Reina> "I know you're there this time, Fate."
  424. [21:15:50] <@GeMshuku> "Well, I'd have to be! The emergency news--that's what those little screens said--made it clear enough where to find you! You did well~!" Yep, there's Fate, hanging out near the shade!
  425. [21:17:13] <Reina> "Heh. Thanks." Ascalon returns to her hand, which spins it a few times just to look cool.
  426. [21:18:42] <Reina> "That praise is all I wanted, really. If there youma things are making a scene for the whole town we'd have no choice but to stop them anyway, huh?"
  427. [21:18:58] <Reina> -there +these
  428. [21:19:30] <Reina> "I'm... a              tired though..."
  429. [21:19:59] <Reina> "        .."
  430. [21:20:57] <@GeMshuku> Chikako's still catching her breath! "Y-yeah, that...was kind of exhausting! ...We're...we're gonna get swamped by reporters, aren't we?"
  431. [21:21:39] <Reina> "If we're still transformed, yeah. So let's uh..."
  432. [21:23:09] <Reina> "    ll, you should probably get outta here before they catch your face on camera. I... think I'll... take a little nap." While leaning against a comfortable tree/building/statue. For some reason tree seems the most plausible but maybe it isn't?
  433. [21:24:36] <@GeMshuku> MAGIC MODE: Aff. ...No, off. Eeerk--there! Magic is exhausting. "E-er, yeah, they're probably looking for me, huh? S-See ya!" The tree...well obviously someone's going to question why you're napping there if they see your face, but do you even care? You can rest on a tree. It's not burned down. That's all you really wanted!
  434. [21:25:24] <Reina> "Yeah.. See you later. And, thanks."
  435. [21:25:31] <@GeMshuku> Fate...shrugs with its ears somehow. "A nap seems about right, if everyone's going to take off." It climbs UP the tree. Do rabbits do that? Probably not. ...Maybe the tree isn't the best place, with that in mind!
  436. [21:25:37] <Reina> And then magic mode comes off, as does everything else for a little while.
  437. [21:26:04] <Reina> お や す み
  438. [21:26:17] <@GeMshuku> "Anytime!" Chikako takes off! Fate...seems to nap? Damn, maybe it does sleep. Or maybe it just waits patiently?
  439. [21:26:29] <@GeMshuku> You just can't tell!
  440. [21:26:31] <Reina> Terrifying.
  441. [21:29:28] <@GeMshuku> NEXT TIME ON NONAHU: There is no next time, Fate drops down from the tree and slits Reina's throat, then tells on Chikako.
  442. [21:29:34] <@GeMshuku> gg no re
  443. [21:29:37] <Reina> rip
  444.  
  445. (ACTUALLY NEXT TIME: probably not youma)
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