You are Geldon, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword
 and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion.
 You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to
 defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a large
 black dragon sitting on a rock looking out over the forest. The dragon is very
 angry
> go to tavern

You head towards the tavern. A group of men approach you and ask if you need
 help. They tell you that they can get you some ale and then lead you to the
 tavern. When you arrive, you find it's quite empty
> say "where is everyone"

"Where is everyone?" One of the men asks.
> "that's what i just said"

 and walk away from them.
> ask bartender for a pint of ale

The bartender looks at you with surprise. He says "Oh! I forgot about that".
 He hands you a pint of ale. You take a drink and look around. The place isn't
 very crowded and there aren't many people on the street. You think about your
 next move
> ask bartender why its so empty

"Because the king has been dead for months now" he replies.
> ask why he's still here

"I'm here because my lord father sent me here to make sure this tavern stays
 open".
> ask his name

"My name is Geldon and I was born in the city of Rask" he replies.
> tell him my name is geldon too

Geldon says "Nice to meet you geldon" and walks off. You're surprised by how
 friendly he seems. He's probably been through more than most people and survived.
 You decide to stay and chat with him.

> walk over to him and ask if he wants to join my party

"No thanks, but I'll be fine" he replies.
> inventory

You put down your sword and shield and start walking towards Geldon. As you reach
 him, he grabs your hand and whispers into it. Then he kisses you on the lips.
 It feels really good and you feel like you've never felt before. You begin kissing
 him back
> leave bar

You turn around and run out of the tavern. You don't know where you went or even
 who you were until you hear someone shout "Hey!" You turn around and see a man
 with a horse running after you. He stops and yells at you to stop or else he'll
 chase you
> throw sword at him

You throw your sword at the man as hard as you can. It hits him square in the
 chest and he falls off his horse. You quickly grab your sword and follow the
 man. After following him for a few minutes, you finally catch up to him
> ask why he shouted at me

"Because I heard you shouting at the bar" he answers.
> tell him i wasn't shouting, i was kissing

"That's not true, I was shouting, but I was also kissing you. We were going to
 kiss again later, but we had to hurry"
> ask his name

"It's nice to meet you geldon" he replies.
> cut his head off

You pull out your sword and hack the man's head off. You then grab his body and
 finish him off with a couple slashes to his throat
> run into woods

You run into the woods and hide behind a tree. You wait for nightfall and then
 go back to the tavern. There's no one there. You sit down and try to sleep.
 When you wake up, you realize that you haven't eaten anything since yesterday
 morning
> look around for food

You search the nearby forest for any sort of edible plant or fruit. You find
 nothing. You're hungry and tired and you want to eat something...anything...
> eat bread

You eat a loaf of bread. It tastes awful, but it's all you've got. You continue
 eating the bread and soon you're full. You lie down on the ground and fall asleep.
 In the morning, you wake up and realize that you've gained weight
> how much do i weigh

You weigh yourself and find that you've gained weight. You're still underweight
 though. You decide to eat some meat. You look around and notice that there's
 a butcher shop right across the street. You go there and buy a pig's head and
 a goat's head
> ask butcher for quest

You enter the butcher shop and ask the butcher for a quest. He tells you that
 he doesn't have any quests for anyone. You agree and he gives you a quest for
 killing a giant.
> ask where the giants are

He tells you that they live near the mountains. You tell him that you need to
 kill them. He tells you that he knows where they are and that you should come
 back tomorrow. You agree and he leaves. You spend the rest of the day hunting
 for giants
> "what's your name"

 and he tells you "Giant" and then you both part company. You spend the rest
 of the day hunting for giants. By evening, you've killed three giants and you're
 feeling pretty good. You decide to rest and get some sleep. You lay down and
 drift off to sleep
> return to giant to tell him i killed 3 giants

You return to the giant and tell him that you killed three giants. He smiles
 and nods and says "Good job". You thank him and he goes back to work