name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait,

thank you next semester,

teacher, are there any classes you are struggling with, me, the bourgeois, teacher, what, me, what, karl marx, nice,

inventor of glue, I bet if we melt that horse we could use it to stick stuff to other stuff, tim, dude, is everything okay at home,

my heart rate and anxiety issues, expresso, iced coffee, hot coffee,

me walking to my parent’s room at 3 AM to tell them I threw up,

I feel sick as fuck, are you on a skateboard, bye,

about to send my professors a y’all won group email,

youtube, makes youtube rewind without any big youtubers, viewers, dislike it into oblivion, youtube,

unvaxed kids, plague rats of 1347, going sicko mode,

god, minecraft,

boss, tell me about susanne, me, takes a drag of cigarette, ah the one that got away, boss, you’re a zoo keeper none of them should get away,

becoming homeless, I don’t need to go to class, me,

you ever be laying in bed and start doing this shit for fun,

if I controlled rewind I would want, a fucking crusade,

in all the movies santa never goes to the house directly next door, he always gets in his sleigh and fucks off like 20 miles east,

40,000 people in america killed in car accidents every year, america, one person gets killed by a self-driving car, america,

when she has everything going for her then pulls out a cigarette,

it’s so cold outside a nibba could rob me wit a bucket of water,

russians are technically asian,

what kind of animal leaves this track,

plastic, exists, sea turtles,

bank account nice and empty, starting the year on a clean slate,

who would have believed that the perfect wikipedia photo caption would have been improved upon, piper kerr a member of the scottish national antarctic expedition plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin march 1904, piper kerr, right, a member of the scottish national antarctic expedition plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin march 1904,

Imagine getting jumped by chef nibbas and you hear them say saute that nibba,

my dog after I accidentally stepped on its paw, me,

Having to worry about paying their kid’s university, anti-vaxx parents,

when you shouldn’t, I shouldn’t,

you, walks two steps at a time, me an intellectual, walks pi steps at a time,

how the fuck do a ID expire, I’m still the same nibba,

how do I put myself into a coma without killing myself and without permanent brain damage, my life sucks and I would commit suicide but I think I might want to wake up later I don’t really want to die, I have a roommate so they would find, update, lol I don’t want to die, I want to go to sleep for like a month, update 2, to all you idiots incapable of literacy I didn’t ask how to improve my current circumstances I asked how to induce a coma,

how many miles are in a year, 2 gallons,

when your chemistry teacher dies, fluorine,

911 call, dispatch, 911 where is your emergency, caller, damn she gave me the wrong number,

no better feeling than when you’ve just dealt with an absolute cunt of a customer and the next person in the queue is like what the fuck was their problem, thank you I love you,

me, I’m sad, my friends, omg don’t be sad, me, my goodness what an idea, why didn’t I think of that,

you ever wake and bake then feel like PS1 hagrid,

a hot dog is not a sandwich, the crowd murmurs in general agreement, in fact, it is a taco, the crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine,

My last 2 braincells when I blow at my spoon of cereal,

proper glad I don’t have them mates who are anything you can do I can do better we are just all in the same boat, and that boat is sinking ahahaha,

what are you looking for, someone who loves me for who I am,

I am the flash, no we are the flash, sounds like communist propaganda but ok,

obesity, playing hungry hungry hippos,

death row inmates should be sent to a deserted island and compete in an epic battle royale,

fuck I gotta cite everything for, can’t a nibba just be knowing shit,

google pixel buds for 159 dollars can translate 40 languages in real-life in your ear, the babel fish is here, nail salon gonna be lit,

breaking up tip, don’t use cliches like it’s not you it’s me maybe we can still be friends etcetera but instead let them down by using famous cooking show elimination tag lines, you’ve been chopped, please pack your knives and go,

getting a divorce be like, hippity hoppity my kids are now my ex wife’s property,

good morning sunshine,

yea a’ight, a nibba 2 jokes away from fighting everybody,

could ya not burst into flames for 5 minutes,

luring my drunk friends home, you want this, get in the fucking uber,

cooking hack, if you put too much water in your rice toss a few phones in there,

cut negativity out of your life, delete facebook, block your landlord’s number, uninstall your banking app, stop paying taxes, forget math, self care,

wow, gmail’s auto reply has gotten really good, hi nathan just wanted to know what you wanted for Christmas, love mom, I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas, I would like a carton of eggs for Christmas,

my parents really think I wake up late but I literally just be chillin in my room after I wake up to avoid interactions as much as possible cuz I love being alone lol,

left side of boat, right side of boat, flex tape,

cat, cat, perfectly balanced, as all things should be,

my wife’s onto me, where are you, I’m at the store, no you’re not I saw your search history, pet wolf, pet wolf, pet wolf worst case scenario, buy wolf, catch wolf, how fast are wolves, how fast am I, how can I be faster, wolf catching device, wolf net, can I ride a wolf, wolf saddle, map to forests with wolves,

why I wasn’t in youtube rewind this year, please subscribe,

babe, know everything about me right, of course baby what’s up, what’s my favorite animal, uh, babe, really, shut up bitch I’m thinking, a watermelon,

that’s hot that’s hot,

in college many years ago I had a part-time job demonstrating a dollar counting machine, they were relatively new then, once had to fly somewhere to give a demo and took my duffle bag full of 1 dollar bills, the guy searching that bag called for his boss to come over, the boss was experienced enough to figure out that real drug dealer don’t traffic in low-value currency and he kept me from being arrested, next time put glitter on the bills so they think you are a stripper not a drug dealer,

rodrick has filled a condom with diet coke froze it and bashed manny over the head with it, manny has fucking died,

when you can’t afford to buy your son condoms so you just make him play fortnite, modern problems require modern solutions,

it’s ok to be white, it’s ok to be black, it’s ok to be straight, it’s ok to be gay, it’s ok to be you, but it’s never ok to stop at a yellow light when we both coulda made it bitch,

imagine getting jumped by some instagram nibbas and one of them say, thot, english, steal that nibba’s meemes,

what the fuck, it’s a face palm, I am leaving,

me looking at meemes and eating bread and having a good time for 2 minutes and 11 seconds, I am so proud of this community,

when you draw meemes so that article 13 can’t ban them, modern problems require modern solutions,

minecraft survival guides, bear grylls,

I’m mad about youtube rewind, here’s a solution, don’t watch it, I don’t want a solution, I want to be mad,

my best friend died texting while driving, this was the last text she sent before crashing, how do asians drive like this I’m gonna fucking crash,

smoke before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal,

fourth graders when they’re typing hello but don’t type the o and show all their friends, welcome to downtown cools-ville,

make america use the metric system,

when you revive your homie before taking the loot and he takes it all, not even a thank you,

youtube, their biggest content creators,

he was try to eat the quadratic formula had to remind him fridays are my night to eat the quadratic formula,

oh no oh mama, I forgot to water my baguettes, hydrate us ryan,

who created kirby, masahiro sakurai,

imagine getting jumped by some youtube nibbas and one of them says put that nibba in the rewind,

t-series, pewdiepie, not being in youtube rewind,

when your friend tells you that he saw the dvd video logo hit the corner, so that was a fucking lie,

if you switched bodies with someone the first thing you would notice is how different your teeth feel,

minecraft, the flat earth society,

every upvote you get adds to these internet points called karma, what’s the point of that, to have it,

can you watch the road please, don’t tell me how to do my job,

original meeme, me, left to right version which is more intuitive for most readers,

science fact, it is impossible for a man to walk by a pallet jack without strongly considering using it like a scooter,

when you un-dislike baby so that youtube rewind can become the most disliked video on youtube, the hardest choices require the strongest wills,

top artists, flappy bird, minutes listened, 9,452,731, top songs, flappy bird trap remix, flappy bird trap remix, flappy bird trap remix, flappy bird trap remix, top genre, trap,

regular, italic, bold,

ok I’m not crying, I know this geezer isn’t still crying over that bag of bones, her and her coochie are dust, he’s crying over worm food,

nah yo they gotta reschedule christmas or somethin I only got 3 dollars and 98 cents,

I believe japan doesn’t yet understand christmas,

bold, italic,

the government has no jurisdiction over this ass,

girls always say they want a freak in sheets but the second I put on my roman era hand crafted steel plate armor from the 1500s and attempt to overthrow greece it’s too much,

y’all thought captain marvel was gonna save the avengers but it’s gonna be ant man crawling up thanos bootyhole and expanding, book it,

youtube rewind 2018, I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that,

Imagine getting jumped by a bunch of quantum physicists and one of them says, google translate, take their eigenvalue,

my 8 gigabytes of ram, one chrome tab, task manager,

six nine, brags about being in a gang and dealing drugs, FBI, arrests six nine for being in a gang and dealing drugs, outstanding move,

your parents are arguing downstairs about divorce while you’re crying all while mister brightside plays, the sequel to your date leaving you at prom,

I’m not like your boyfriend, I know how to dress, you look like a bisexual squirrel,

the most dangerous game to play, resting your eyes in the morning after shutting off your alarm,

instead of boneless wings I eat windless bones, deal with it,

when the cashier asks if you would like your receipt, no,

the first official image of doctor drakken and shego in the live-action film by kim possible has been released, was the budget 5 dollars,

this is ted, he went on his first boat ride today, hopes you like his giraffe vest, he picked it out himself, 13 out of 10,

2 year olds now versus me when I was 2,

hey can you put together an in depth exel spreadsheet, on your resume it said you were proficient, me,

netflix paid 100 million dollars to keep streaming friends, we could’ve had so many new things with that 100 mil, but we got the same episodes, that we’ve already seen, y’all have one brain cell,

youtube, drops another cringy rewind, the internet, how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man,

show me a disney character that went harder than scar, maleficent cursed a baby because she wasn’t invited to the first birthday party, try again,

by the time you turn 30 you should have at least one of the following, 1, a drawer full of random chords, 2, tupperware with half the lids missing, 3, anxiety, 4, a collection of plastic bags full of other plastic bags, 5, sleep deprivation,

tumblr, bans all adult content, ad revenue drops by 60 percent, tumblr,

are you religious, no, I’d like to introduce you to my religion, I’m interested,

why do we have hands, there are many reasons, pat the moose, slap the bongo drum, shake stick at god, oof ouch the water is too hot,

mess with michael bay and you mess with america, I want you guys out of my country by tomorrow morning, but this is japan, every country in the world belongs to america,

watching porn can give kids a very unrealistic view of sex, I for instance have always regretted becoming a washing machine repairman,

when your teacher doesn’t turn up so you email them, where you at,

the spotify algorithm trying to figure out how the hell to make a playlist for me based on what I listen to,

when you hitting it from behind and she moans subscribe to pewdiepie, oversize load,

I’m not a cardi b fan at all but I think it’s wack for people to say she ain’t all that and bring up their personal attraction or lacko f to justify offset cheating on her, cheating isn’t acceptable by any means, both my girlfriends are beautiful and I’m loyal to them and my wife,

right lads so I’m playing career mode on fifa and managed to swap bale erikson and pogba for ronaldo but now I’m thinking, right now the women have stopped reading, lads how fucking class is it when you fart in the bath and the bubbles tickles your balls on the way up to the surface,

sometimes the side chick isn’t a chick, it’s a forklift,

girls will go to the library pull out their laptop textbook agenda multicolored pens 2 calculators and a large coffee then just sit on their phone for 2 hours,

there can only be one good boy,

when you’re an anime villain thinking that you just defeated the protagonist but suddenly the theme song starts playing,

youtube rewind 2018, who are you people,

german airforce pilot 1939,

there’s a coyote outside, you know what that means, coyote vest time,

kept refusing to take my wife to the local livestock household item auction, finally buckled, now we have a god damn peacock,

the invention of archery, I Really wanna stab that guy but he’s way over there,

1949, there will be flying cars in the future, 2018, secretly putting cheeseburgers on people’s heads,

me tipping 20 percent, people who tip 18 percent,

how people escaped a crazy 2018 according to playlists, calm meditation, 367 playlists, clam meditation, 1 playlist, imagine having your typo immortalized in a subway ad in a city of 8 million people,

my brother found this at a flea market,

read nibba read, stop looking at meemes and start studying for your finals, screaming, no,

there’s one thing this video needs, k-pop, excuse me what the fuck,

bench, bench is the hot new toy with hundreds of use, touch it, pet it, throw it, bite it, paint it, put in pant, how do you bench,

my playlists when I leave them on random mode,

youtube rewind 2018, our expectations for you were low but holy fuck,

words matter and as our understanding of social justice evolves our language evolves along with it, here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations, instead of kill two birds with one stone, feed two birds with one scone, be the guinea pig, be the test tube, surely you have bigger fish to fry than this,

trump, obama, queen, pink floyd, carpet, no tv signal,

weird dogs,

5 million subscribers in 6 months, 5 million subscribers in 1 month, 5 million dislikes in 2 days,

mister simpson I don’t feel so diddly,

will smith discovering the gathering place of virgins, colorized 2018,

the american academic system, indian dudes on youtube,

mary, I’m pregnant but I’m still a virgin, joseph's friends,

USA and soviet union, third world countries having civil wars,

an australian man living by a cliff has prevented around 160 suicides in his 50 years of living there by shooting them himself,

this sheep hid in a cave for 6 years in order to avoid society, me irl,

dank meemes on twitter, y’all nibbas got a silencer I got a loudencer, actually quantum mechanics forbids this,

shitty life pro tip, drop your phone on its back a couple times to create a cool design,

my wish for christmas is for this video to be the most disliked video before 25th of december 2018,

told this woman she look like she dougie for hash browns and somehow ended up in a roasting match with the entire waffle house,

oh that’s hot, that’s hot,

ah ha ha, that’s hot that’s hot,

youtube rewind 2018, I don’t think this video can get much worse, nonsense, tik tok ads,