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- [08:17] <fashionableLunatic> ==START==
- [08:17] <verisimilitudeVerified> Charles began telepathically pestering Jydbec
- [08:17] <verisimilitudeVerified> Umm hello?
- [08:17] <verisimilitudeVerified> Anyone there?
- [08:18] <fashionableLunatic> hello new voice
- [08:18] <verisimilitudeVerified> hi
- [08:18] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait new voice?
- [08:19] <fashionableLunatic> yeah like Jydbec, and other Jydbec
- [08:19] <verisimilitudeVerified> umm?
- [08:19] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait
- [08:19] <verisimilitudeVerified> what
- [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> are you dumb or something
- [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> kinda
- [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> no actually
- [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> smartest person
- [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> like
- [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> ever
- [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> the voices in your head that tell you to do stuff you big dumbo
- [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> ohh
- [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> you mean a conscience
- [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> I dont have that
- [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> and you are one of them
- [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> okayyyyyyyy
- [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> welcome to the family
- [08:21] <verisimilitudeVerified> huh
- [08:21] <verisimilitudeVerified> so where are the others?
- [08:21] <verisimilitudeVerified> you mean other telepathic people
- [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> *sound of collective of the same mental voice* we are all here
- [08:21] <verisimilitudeVerified> O_O
- [08:22] <verisimilitudeVerified> okayyyyyyyyyyyy
- [08:22] <verisimilitudeVerified> I have like no idea what I just stumbled onto
- [08:22] <verisimilitudeVerified> are you like a hivemind of psionics
- [08:22] <verisimilitudeVerified> or just suffering from mpd
- [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> my thinkpan of course new jydbec
- [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> you stubled into my thinkpan
- [08:22] <verisimilitudeVerified> my name isnt jydbec
- [08:22] <verisimilitudeVerified> Its charles
- [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> btw
- [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> what!
- [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> my name
- [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> its charles
- [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> what sort of behavior is this!
- [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> umm
- [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> YOUR FUCKING NAME IS JYDBEC YOU FILTH!
- [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> no it isnt
- [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait
- [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> is this a cult?
- [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> uuuum i could start a cult if you want me to
- [08:24] <verisimilitudeVerified> you know
- [08:24] <verisimilitudeVerified> that wouldnt be too hard
- [08:24] <fashionableLunatic> there are all these lovely people here who would love to help me
- [08:24] <verisimilitudeVerified> hmm
- [08:24] <verisimilitudeVerified> who?
- [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> there's harold, jessie, there's rolfur, and harold, and earnay and... what did you ask
- [08:26] <verisimilitudeVerified> you know what
- [08:26] <verisimilitudeVerified> nevermind
- [08:26] <verisimilitudeVerified> you can do the mind shit right?
- [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> um, thinking?
- [08:27] <verisimilitudeVerified> no
- [08:27] <verisimilitudeVerified> the stuff where you pick stuff up with your mind
- [08:27] <verisimilitudeVerified> fuck
- [08:27] <verisimilitudeVerified> did I just find some random crazy
- [08:27] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait did you hear that???
- [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> no i didn't hear you call me crazy
- [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> i totally did tho
- [08:27] <verisimilitudeVerified> forgot
- [08:28] <verisimilitudeVerified> telepathy
- [08:28] <verisimilitudeVerified> sooooo
- [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> uum
- [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> stuff to do with your thinkpan
- [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> hmmm
- [08:28] <verisimilitudeVerified> yeah
- [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> math! no that's thinking
- [08:28] <verisimilitudeVerified> can you throw shit with your brain and stuff
- [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> ooh ooh OOOH!
- [08:28] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait
- [08:29] <verisimilitudeVerified> maths requires thought for you
- [08:29] <fashionableLunatic> what's math
- [08:29] <verisimilitudeVerified> though
- [08:29] <verisimilitudeVerified> thats normal isnt it
- [08:30] <verisimilitudeVerified> forgot
- [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> ok let me think about if i can light stuff on fire with my mind for a moment
- [08:30] <verisimilitudeVerified> Im kinda a genius
- [08:30] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait you can light stuff on fire with your mind
- [08:30] <verisimilitudeVerified> huh
- [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> it's really hard to concentrate when you are still excited about killing someone ne voice
- [08:30] <verisimilitudeVerified> never tried that
- [08:30] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait you kill people?
- [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> well doiii who doesn't
- [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> I GOT IT!
- [08:31] <verisimilitudeVerified> I tend to avoid it
- [08:31] <verisimilitudeVerified> finally
- [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> I CAN LIGHT STUFF ON FIRE WITH MY MIND!
- [08:31] <verisimilitudeVerified> O_O
- [08:31] <verisimilitudeVerified> thats pretty cool
- [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> i know i'm the best right
- [08:32] <verisimilitudeVerified> ehh
- [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> close enough?
- [08:32] <verisimilitudeVerified> I guess we're tied
- [08:32] <verisimilitudeVerified> :P
- [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> YAY the new voice likes me
- [08:32] <verisimilitudeVerified> I can throw stuff around
- [08:32] <verisimilitudeVerified> Its kinda fun
- [08:32] <verisimilitudeVerified> makes carnival games easy
- [08:33] <verisimilitudeVerified> though thats not really usefull
- [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> YOU GO TO THE DARK CARNIVAL WITH THE SUBJUGLATORS
- [08:33] <verisimilitudeVerified> the what with the what
- [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> you know the big guys who punish people
- [08:33] <verisimilitudeVerified> O_O
- [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> are they even alive still
- [08:34] <fashionableLunatic> do you know new voice?
- [08:34] <verisimilitudeVerified> I dont know anything to be honest
- [08:34] <fashionableLunatic> YOU JUST SAID YOU ARE SMART ARE YOU LYING TO ME!
- [08:34] <verisimilitudeVerified> *gestures over to another jydbec*
- [08:35] <verisimilitudeVerified> you got any ideas whats going on?
- [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> what no
- [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> say new voice
- [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> wanna go stab a few people with me
- [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> it's a rush i tell you
- [08:35] <verisimilitudeVerified> umm
- [08:35] <verisimilitudeVerified> well
- [08:35] <verisimilitudeVerified> I have no idea where you ar
- [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> their screams are delightfull
- [08:35] <verisimilitudeVerified> I have no idea where you are
- [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> where do you live
- [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> the pit
- [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> if its nearby sure
- [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> I have no idea where that is
- [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> shame
- [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> you also live in the pit
- [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> it's fine
- [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> it does sound fun
- [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> you are in my head
- [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> well I am now
- [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> but
- [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> like
- [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> Im just using telepathy
- [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> you can direct the limb cutting even
- [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> wait say what
- [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> Im not one of your weird personalitys
- [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> so I cant
- [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> I just said
- [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> so... not a new voice?
- [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> no
- [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> just mind control magic?
- [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> god are they all this dumb
- [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait
- [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> Like voxait has!
- [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> did I think that aloud
- [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> and yeah
- [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> kinda
- [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> no idea who that is
- [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> sounds cool
- [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> may have to talk to him
- [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> nah he's a big pompous asshole
- [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> he used to be cool
- [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> he seems significantly more sane
- [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> ohh
- [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> never mind then
- [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> soooo
- [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> you wouldn't want to talk to him
- [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> okay
- [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> he's not pro torture
- [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait
- [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> really
- [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> that sucks
- [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> yeah i know
- [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> but like why?
- [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> i mean whats wrong with people
- [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> I know right
- [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> its like
- [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> really
- [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> Its so much faster than asking them normally
- [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> oh he says something about it being a-moral
- [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> whatever that means
- [08:40] <verisimilitudeVerified> ohh god
- [08:40] <verisimilitudeVerified> he's one of those
- [08:40] <verisimilitudeVerified> isn't he
- [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> yes
- [08:40] <verisimilitudeVerified> ugh
- [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> exactly!
- [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> you know what voice that isn't a voice we get each other
- [08:41] <verisimilitudeVerified> yeah
- [08:41] <verisimilitudeVerified> I guess we do
- [08:41] <verisimilitudeVerified> ...
- [08:41] <verisimilitudeVerified> sometimes
- [08:41] <fashionableLunatic> most other people aren't on board with my ideas until after i kill them
- [08:42] <verisimilitudeVerified> I could tell
- [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> well since you won't be joining me for fun times i guess i'll be off
- [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> how do i hang up?
- [08:42] <verisimilitudeVerified> Umm
- [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> do i punch myslef in the ear?
- [08:42] <verisimilitudeVerified> actually dont know
- [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> cause that's not working
- [08:43] <verisimilitudeVerified> I think I just have to stop
- [08:43] <verisimilitudeVerified> oww oww oww
- [08:43] <verisimilitudeVerified> stop that
- [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> hold on let me knock myself out
- [08:43] <verisimilitudeVerified> that kinda hurts
- [08:43] <verisimilitudeVerified> NOO
- [08:43] <verisimilitudeVerified> noo
- [08:17] <verisimilitudeVerified> Charles ceased telepathically pestering Jydbec
- [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> ==END==
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