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I HAVVE FORGOTTEN

Aug 2nd, 2016
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  1. [08:17] <fashionableLunatic> ==START==
  2. [08:17] <verisimilitudeVerified> Charles began telepathically pestering Jydbec
  3. [08:17] <verisimilitudeVerified> Umm hello?
  4. [08:17] <verisimilitudeVerified> Anyone there?
  5. [08:18] <fashionableLunatic> hello new voice
  6. [08:18] <verisimilitudeVerified> hi
  7. [08:18] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait new voice?
  8. [08:19] <fashionableLunatic> yeah like Jydbec, and other Jydbec
  9. [08:19] <verisimilitudeVerified> umm?
  10. [08:19] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait
  11. [08:19] <verisimilitudeVerified> what
  12. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> are you dumb or something
  13. [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> kinda
  14. [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> no actually
  15. [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> smartest person
  16. [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> like
  17. [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> ever
  18. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> the voices in your head that tell you to do stuff you big dumbo
  19. [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> ohh
  20. [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> you mean a conscience
  21. [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> I dont have that
  22. [08:20] <fashionableLunatic> and you are one of them
  23. [08:20] <verisimilitudeVerified> okayyyyyyyy
  24. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> welcome to the family
  25. [08:21] <verisimilitudeVerified> huh
  26. [08:21] <verisimilitudeVerified> so where are the others?
  27. [08:21] <verisimilitudeVerified> you mean other telepathic people
  28. [08:21] <fashionableLunatic> *sound of collective of the same mental voice* we are all here
  29. [08:21] <verisimilitudeVerified> O_O
  30. [08:22] <verisimilitudeVerified> okayyyyyyyyyyyy
  31. [08:22] <verisimilitudeVerified> I have like no idea what I just stumbled onto
  32. [08:22] <verisimilitudeVerified> are you like a hivemind of psionics
  33. [08:22] <verisimilitudeVerified> or just suffering from mpd
  34. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> my thinkpan of course new jydbec
  35. [08:22] <fashionableLunatic> you stubled into my thinkpan
  36. [08:22] <verisimilitudeVerified> my name isnt jydbec
  37. [08:22] <verisimilitudeVerified> Its charles
  38. [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> btw
  39. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> what!
  40. [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> my name
  41. [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> its charles
  42. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> what sort of behavior is this!
  43. [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> umm
  44. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> YOUR FUCKING NAME IS JYDBEC YOU FILTH!
  45. [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> no it isnt
  46. [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait
  47. [08:23] <verisimilitudeVerified> is this a cult?
  48. [08:23] <fashionableLunatic> uuuum i could start a cult if you want me to
  49. [08:24] <verisimilitudeVerified> you know
  50. [08:24] <verisimilitudeVerified> that wouldnt be too hard
  51. [08:24] <fashionableLunatic> there are all these lovely people here who would love to help me
  52. [08:24] <verisimilitudeVerified> hmm
  53. [08:24] <verisimilitudeVerified> who?
  54. [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> there's harold, jessie, there's rolfur, and harold, and earnay and... what did you ask
  55. [08:26] <verisimilitudeVerified> you know what
  56. [08:26] <verisimilitudeVerified> nevermind
  57. [08:26] <verisimilitudeVerified> you can do the mind shit right?
  58. [08:26] <fashionableLunatic> um, thinking?
  59. [08:27] <verisimilitudeVerified> no
  60. [08:27] <verisimilitudeVerified> the stuff where you pick stuff up with your mind
  61. [08:27] <verisimilitudeVerified> fuck
  62. [08:27] <verisimilitudeVerified> did I just find some random crazy
  63. [08:27] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait did you hear that???
  64. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> no i didn't hear you call me crazy
  65. [08:27] <fashionableLunatic> i totally did tho
  66. [08:27] <verisimilitudeVerified> forgot
  67. [08:28] <verisimilitudeVerified> telepathy
  68. [08:28] <verisimilitudeVerified> sooooo
  69. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> uum
  70. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> stuff to do with your thinkpan
  71. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> hmmm
  72. [08:28] <verisimilitudeVerified> yeah
  73. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> math! no that's thinking
  74. [08:28] <verisimilitudeVerified> can you throw shit with your brain and stuff
  75. [08:28] <fashionableLunatic> ooh ooh OOOH!
  76. [08:28] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait
  77. [08:29] <verisimilitudeVerified> maths requires thought for you
  78. [08:29] <fashionableLunatic> what's math
  79. [08:29] <verisimilitudeVerified> though
  80. [08:29] <verisimilitudeVerified> thats normal isnt it
  81. [08:30] <verisimilitudeVerified> forgot
  82. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> ok let me think about if i can light stuff on fire with my mind for a moment
  83. [08:30] <verisimilitudeVerified> Im kinda a genius
  84. [08:30] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait you can light stuff on fire with your mind
  85. [08:30] <verisimilitudeVerified> huh
  86. [08:30] <fashionableLunatic> it's really hard to concentrate when you are still excited about killing someone ne voice
  87. [08:30] <verisimilitudeVerified> never tried that
  88. [08:30] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait you kill people?
  89. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> well doiii who doesn't
  90. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> I GOT IT!
  91. [08:31] <verisimilitudeVerified> I tend to avoid it
  92. [08:31] <verisimilitudeVerified> finally
  93. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> I CAN LIGHT STUFF ON FIRE WITH MY MIND!
  94. [08:31] <verisimilitudeVerified> O_O
  95. [08:31] <verisimilitudeVerified> thats pretty cool
  96. [08:31] <fashionableLunatic> i know i'm the best right
  97. [08:32] <verisimilitudeVerified> ehh
  98. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> close enough?
  99. [08:32] <verisimilitudeVerified> I guess we're tied
  100. [08:32] <verisimilitudeVerified> :P
  101. [08:32] <fashionableLunatic> YAY the new voice likes me
  102. [08:32] <verisimilitudeVerified> I can throw stuff around
  103. [08:32] <verisimilitudeVerified> Its kinda fun
  104. [08:32] <verisimilitudeVerified> makes carnival games easy
  105. [08:33] <verisimilitudeVerified> though thats not really usefull
  106. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> YOU GO TO THE DARK CARNIVAL WITH THE SUBJUGLATORS
  107. [08:33] <verisimilitudeVerified> the what with the what
  108. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> you know the big guys who punish people
  109. [08:33] <verisimilitudeVerified> O_O
  110. [08:33] <fashionableLunatic> are they even alive still
  111. [08:34] <fashionableLunatic> do you know new voice?
  112. [08:34] <verisimilitudeVerified> I dont know anything to be honest
  113. [08:34] <fashionableLunatic> YOU JUST SAID YOU ARE SMART ARE YOU LYING TO ME!
  114. [08:34] <verisimilitudeVerified> *gestures over to another jydbec*
  115. [08:35] <verisimilitudeVerified> you got any ideas whats going on?
  116. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> what no
  117. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> say new voice
  118. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> wanna go stab a few people with me
  119. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> it's a rush i tell you
  120. [08:35] <verisimilitudeVerified> umm
  121. [08:35] <verisimilitudeVerified> well
  122. [08:35] <verisimilitudeVerified> I have no idea where you ar
  123. [08:35] <fashionableLunatic> their screams are delightfull
  124. [08:35] <verisimilitudeVerified> I have no idea where you are
  125. [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> where do you live
  126. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> the pit
  127. [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> if its nearby sure
  128. [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> I have no idea where that is
  129. [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> shame
  130. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> you also live in the pit
  131. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> it's fine
  132. [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> it does sound fun
  133. [08:36] <fashionableLunatic> you are in my head
  134. [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> well I am now
  135. [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> but
  136. [08:36] <verisimilitudeVerified> like
  137. [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> Im just using telepathy
  138. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> you can direct the limb cutting even
  139. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> wait say what
  140. [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> Im not one of your weird personalitys
  141. [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> so I cant
  142. [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> I just said
  143. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> so... not a new voice?
  144. [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> no
  145. [08:37] <fashionableLunatic> just mind control magic?
  146. [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> god are they all this dumb
  147. [08:37] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait
  148. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> Like voxait has!
  149. [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> did I think that aloud
  150. [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> and yeah
  151. [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> kinda
  152. [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> no idea who that is
  153. [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> sounds cool
  154. [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> may have to talk to him
  155. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> nah he's a big pompous asshole
  156. [08:38] <fashionableLunatic> he used to be cool
  157. [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> he seems significantly more sane
  158. [08:38] <verisimilitudeVerified> ohh
  159. [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> never mind then
  160. [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> soooo
  161. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> you wouldn't want to talk to him
  162. [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> okay
  163. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> he's not pro torture
  164. [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> wait
  165. [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> really
  166. [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> that sucks
  167. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> yeah i know
  168. [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> but like why?
  169. [08:39] <fashionableLunatic> i mean whats wrong with people
  170. [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> I know right
  171. [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> its like
  172. [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> really
  173. [08:39] <verisimilitudeVerified> Its so much faster than asking them normally
  174. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> oh he says something about it being a-moral
  175. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> whatever that means
  176. [08:40] <verisimilitudeVerified> ohh god
  177. [08:40] <verisimilitudeVerified> he's one of those
  178. [08:40] <verisimilitudeVerified> isn't he
  179. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> yes
  180. [08:40] <verisimilitudeVerified> ugh
  181. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> exactly!
  182. [08:40] <fashionableLunatic> you know what voice that isn't a voice we get each other
  183. [08:41] <verisimilitudeVerified> yeah
  184. [08:41] <verisimilitudeVerified> I guess we do
  185. [08:41] <verisimilitudeVerified> ...
  186. [08:41] <verisimilitudeVerified> sometimes
  187. [08:41] <fashionableLunatic> most other people aren't on board with my ideas until after i kill them
  188. [08:42] <verisimilitudeVerified> I could tell
  189. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> well since you won't be joining me for fun times i guess i'll be off
  190. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> how do i hang up?
  191. [08:42] <verisimilitudeVerified> Umm
  192. [08:42] <fashionableLunatic> do i punch myslef in the ear?
  193. [08:42] <verisimilitudeVerified> actually dont know
  194. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> cause that's not working
  195. [08:43] <verisimilitudeVerified> I think I just have to stop
  196. [08:43] <verisimilitudeVerified> oww oww oww
  197. [08:43] <verisimilitudeVerified> stop that
  198. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> hold on let me knock myself out
  199. [08:43] <verisimilitudeVerified> that kinda hurts
  200. [08:43] <verisimilitudeVerified> NOO
  201. [08:43] <verisimilitudeVerified> noo
  202. [08:17] <verisimilitudeVerified> Charles ceased telepathically pestering Jydbec
  203. [08:43] <fashionableLunatic> ==END==
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