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  1. bghvgjdh ----- Urist McVisionary --- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=379828
  2. CommodoreJim - Drominus Hellcleave - http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381991
  3. Eltrotraw ---- Tombs the Gunman ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376543
  4. Deathfish64 -- Pikkupstix ---------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=376612
  5. Moonside ----- Charlotte Tesser ---- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=377170
  6. Skeleton ----- Freddie ------------- http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=381882
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  12. [03:29] <@flibbyjibbits> next day
  13. [03:29] <CommodoreJim|2> (Lotte's book appears and she drops the poem in front of Elly OH NO)
  14. [03:29] <@flibbyjibbits> Idrian knocks on everyones doors at just about sunrise and yells that she brought over the rest of your junk and left it in the courtyard
  15. [03:29] <Moonside> She knocks in my door too?
  16. [03:29] <Moonside> Also, when's the funeral?
  17. [03:30] <CommodoreJim|2> I grumble and make my way to the courtyard after armoring up.
  18. [03:30] <CommodoreJim|2> I was having such a good dream, too.
  19. [03:30] <@flibbyjibbits> it is that night
  20. [03:30] <@flibbyjibbits> just the people who stayed at the castle, she doesnt hunt down lottes house
  21. [03:30] <Eltrotraw> Just left it in the courtyard? Well all right
  22. [03:30] <Skeleton> Oy Drom! Wot 're we gonna do tonight?
  23. [03:31] <CommodoreJim|2> WE'RE GOING TO A FUNERAL YOU DICKHEAD
  24. [03:31] <Skeleton> :( (
  25. [03:31] <Moonside> Well, then I guess Lotte and Elly just wake up whenever and head to the castle together.
  26. [03:31] <@flibbyjibbits> she kinda just left everything in a pile, with the horses teleported in as well
  27. [03:31] <Deathfish64> I put on my robes and head to the courtyard
  28. [03:31] <CommodoreJim|2> I dig Melange out of the heap
  29. [03:31] <Skeleton> Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've prepared a corpse for you
  30. [03:31] <Moonside> "Oh, hey guys." "Hi everyone!"
  31. [03:31] <Deathfish64> I check to make sure Rapidash is healthy
  32. [03:31] <Skeleton> "Good morning"
  33. [03:32] <CommodoreJim|2> I give a nod. "Good morning Lady Charlotte, Lady Elizabeth. Your book is here."
  34. [03:32] <Deathfish64> "Morning, fellas."
  35. [03:32] <Skeleton> "Oh my scrolls, yoink"
  36. [03:32] <CommodoreJim|2> I pick up all my stuff. Luckily my picture wasn't crumpled.
  37. [03:33] <Moonside> Elly takes the book from Drom, since she's closer to him. "Oh, this is that one about languages that you were reading... hm?" It looks like there's a loose sheet inside it.
  38. [03:33] <Eltrotraw> Tombs picks up the rest of his... things?
  39. [03:33] <CommodoreJim|2> (the rest of his dirty mags)
  40. [03:33] <Deathfish64> I pick up my trail rations, tent, and uh
  41. [03:33] <Moonside> Right after Elly takes it out, but before she sees what's in it, Lotte moves over like lightning and takes it from her.
  42. [03:34] <Deathfish64> I dunno other odds and ends
  43. [03:34] <@flibbyjibbits> Falkan walks down into the courtyard to greet you all, "Good morning, everyone. I was up all night trying to get Idrian to help me out on this, but we managed to work together to make these for you." he holds out his hand, which contains 4 small metal rods, about 3 inches long and pencil thin
  44. [03:34] <CommodoreJim|2> I wince. Way to make this suspicious.
  45. [03:34] <CommodoreJim|2> "rods"
  46. [03:34] <Skeleton> MAGIC?
  47. [03:34] <Moonside> Elly is startled by Lotte's movements, but Falkan appears then.
  48. [03:35] <Deathfish64> "Oh boy, what are they?"
  49. [03:35] <Deathfish64> Honestly, not sarcastically
  50. [03:35] <Moonside> L: "They're small metal rods."
  51. [03:35] <Deathfish64> ("No shit, night lady")
  52. [03:35] <Eltrotraw> "What do they do?"
  53. [03:36] <Skeleton> they poke
  54. [03:36] <Skeleton> they prod
  55. [03:36] <Deathfish64> They're perfect tools for the movie Alien
  56. [03:36] <@flibbyjibbits> "Its a little combination of her magic and some of my alchemy. Break one, and you can cast a sending spell to me or any of the other generals of Nethu. Two hundred and fifty words, and a reply. We tried to let you tell Telmar, too, but the only way we could get the weight and size down to practical was to limit it to the already existing psionic network."
  57. [03:36] <Deathfish64> Which I found out on thursday is a movie entirely about poking stuff you shouldn't
  58. [03:37] <Skeleton> "Brevity is the soul of wit."
  59. [03:37] <CommodoreJim|2> It really is, isn't it
  60. [03:37] <Deathfish64> A little disappointedly, "Oh... Well, that's nice I guess."
  61. [03:38] <Deathfish64> "This psionic stuff really is interesting, though."
  62. [03:38] <CommodoreJim|2> okay MODOK
  63. [03:38] <Moonside> Lotte is trying to keep Elly from taking the paper, and she's not really interested in talking to the assholes at any time anyway.
  64. [03:38] <Deathfish64> Falkan isn't an asshole
  65. [03:39] <Moonside> But the others are.
  66. [03:39] <@flibbyjibbits> "Just be sure to specify who you want to hear it, otherwise Ralan will hear it and decide himself who gets to, and if hes asleep or busy it'll probably just go out to everyone."
  67. [03:39] <Eltrotraw> four small rods
  68. [03:39] <Eltrotraw> so who gets them?
  69. [03:39] <CommodoreJim|2> Not it
  70. [03:40] <Deathfish64> I'll take them
  71. [03:40] <Deathfish64> If everyone else hates the order too much to want to use them
  72. [03:40] <CommodoreJim|2> Send: All: Subject: RE: SEND TO FIVE PEOPLE AND YOU'LL GET THE LOVE OF UR LYFE!!!!!!!!!
  73. [03:40] <Deathfish64> ("Pass this message on to ten other people or a yak will dance on your head.")
  74. [03:41] <@flibbyjibbits> im reading all of falkans lines in omniknights voice
  75. [03:41] <Moonside> im a heron if you dont send this to five people ill make a mess of your pots and pans
  76. [03:41] <Eltrotraw> i'm reading falkan's voice in FALCON'S voice
  77. [03:42] <CommodoreJim|2> if u dont send this to 15 people zulban will watch u when u sleep and also stroke ur face
  78. [03:43] <CommodoreJim|2> Drom regrets not forwarding it
  79. [03:45] <CommodoreJim|2> Okay so now what
  80. [03:45] <@flibbyjibbits> while i run to the bathroom again, people can just do anything they want to do before the ceremony starts
  81. [03:45] <CommodoreJim|2> So Lotte and Elly continue playing keepaway
  82. [03:46] <Deathfish64> And Tombs starts taking bets on who ends up with the paper amirite
  83. [03:47] <CommodoreJim|2> No Tombs just saw an elementary school field trip walk by and got distracted
  84. [03:47] <Skeleton> Freddie wants to go to six flags
  85. [03:48] <CommodoreJim|2> Freddie's black????????????
  86. [03:48] <CommodoreJim|2> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li8q9u4YJq1qhjerpo1_400.gif
  87. [03:50] <Moonside> Elly eventually gives up trying to take the paper from Lotte, as the latter puts it back in the book, and inside her backpack.
  88. [03:50] <CommodoreJim|2> Elly thinks to herself 'I -will- see that paper'
  89. [03:51] <CommodoreJim|2> Drom decides it is not the best time to give Lotte the drawing.
  90. [03:51] <Skeleton> and then it was dickbutt
  91. [03:52] <@flibbyjibbits> alright then, back, anything else anyone had on their mind to get done
  92. [03:53] <CommodoreJim|2> Not particularly on Drom's part. He's a bit sullen today
  93. [03:53] <Moonside> Nah.
  94. [03:54] <Deathfish64> nope
  95. [03:54] <@flibbyjibbits> well then
  96. [03:54] <Skeleton> Get over it, Drom! Mankind need not be governed!
  97. [03:54] <CommodoreJim|2> I'm sorry, did anyone else hear a DOUCHEBAG
  98. [03:54] <Skeleton> Especially not be puny babies
  99. [03:55] <Skeleton> *by
  100. [03:55] <CommodoreJim|2> BE PUNY BABIES
  101. [03:55] <@flibbyjibbits> theres a procession of people headed out towards a hill outside town, where most of the dead are buried, and at the top of the hill is the family tomb. not like, tombs the gunman, but as in tombs the place where dead bodies go
  102. [03:55] <Moonside> Each family should have its own Tombs.
  103. [03:56] <Moonside> I guess Elly's there doing her thing?
  104. [03:56] <Skeleton> Mom I don't WANT to feed the Tombs
  105. [03:56] <CommodoreJim|2> Scowls at the dinner table
  106. [03:56] <Skeleton> It scowls
  107. [03:56] <CommodoreJim|2> Scowls in the bathroom
  108. [03:56] <CommodoreJim|2> Scowls while watching you sleep
  109. [03:56] <Skeleton> DO IT OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING YOUR BED BACK TILL NEXT YEAR FREDDIE
  110. [03:56] <Skeleton> Man
  111. [03:56] <Deathfish64> Bad Tombs, no scowling in the house! Do that outside!
  112. [03:57] <Eltrotraw> I thought it'd be more like SCOWL OR YOU GET SHOT IN THE FACE
  113. [03:57] <Eltrotraw> nah, he's just watching silently
  114. [03:57] <Eltrotraw> perception checks to see if there's anything out of place around though
  115. [03:57] <@flibbyjibbits> theres not much out of place
  116. [03:57] <CommodoreJim|2> I head to the tomb, yadda yadda
  117. [03:57] <Skeleton> Yes there is
  118. [03:58] <Skeleton> That dead body's place is the hole
  119. [03:58] <Skeleton> Why isn't it in there yet
  120. [03:58] <@flibbyjibbits> the temp guards, which elly is one of, are starting to show up and they basically just stand about in a circle some distance from the platform where the speakers are standing
  121. [04:00] <@flibbyjibbits> telmar talks for a while, about nothing particularly interesting
  122. [04:01] <CommodoreJim|2> Fuck you Telmar
  123. [04:01] <@flibbyjibbits> some of the people who raised him say some words, the guard captain steps up to the podium, syas nothing, then steps down and sits back down in his seat
  124. [04:01] <Skeleton> ("I HATE ELVES I HATE ELVES I HATE ELVES I HATE ELVES I HATE ELVES")
  125. [04:01] <Moonside> Is the captain still drunk?
  126. [04:01] <Eltrotraw> incidentally tombs is now standing in front of some tombs
  127. [04:02] <Skeleton> That is all I hear crawl out of his gullet
  128. [04:02] <Eltrotraw> he ponders this wordplay
  129. [04:02] <@flibbyjibbits> he is at least not visibly drunk
  130. [04:02] <@flibbyjibbits> Telmar steps back up to the little speach stand and starts talking again
  131. [04:03] <CommodoreJim|2> No shut up!
  132. [04:03] <Moonside> Lotte is watching Elly in the background. She seems to be nervous, but doing her best to hang in there.
  133. [04:03] <Deathfish64> I start falling asleep
  134. [04:03] <Skeleton> ("I HATE ELVES I HATE ELVES I HATE ELVES I HATE ELVES I HATE ELVES I HATE ELVES I HATE ELVES")
  135. [04:03] <@flibbyjibbits> "Normally, the body would now be interred into its place in the family crypt. However, these are strange times, and as a precaution against the enemies of the state who would try to use foreign magics against us, the body will now be set afire, and only the bones will be placed in their place."
  136. [04:04] <CommodoreJim|2> "What!"
  137. [04:04] * Skeleton
  138. [04:04] <CommodoreJim|2> "Th-this is..."
  139. [04:05] <@flibbyjibbits> Falkan is near you in the crowd, he kinda moves his way over to Drom, "My idea. I think that it is for the best. This way he can not be raised as an undead as easily."
  140. [04:05] <Deathfish64> Sounds reasonable to me
  141. [04:05] <Eltrotraw> "Seems fishy to me," Tombs mutters to himself
  142. [04:05] <Skeleton> They need his blood to resurrect Ganon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  143. [04:05] <CommodoreJim|2> I grit my teeth. I cannot make a scene, not here. It's very disrespectful.
  144. [04:05] <CommodoreJim|2> "..."
  145. [04:06] <@flibbyjibbits> Idrian steps forward, onto the platform where the body lay- it was apparently preserved over the few weeks by some minor magic, as it still looks as though he'd just died that morning.
  146. [04:06] <Moonside> Oh yeah, I remember a spell like that.
  147. [04:06] <@flibbyjibbits> something repose or whatever
  148. [04:06] <Moonside> It's the opposite of what Luce used on the priest guy.
  149. [04:07] <Moonside> ...I think?
  150. [04:07] <@flibbyjibbits> anyways, she apparantly has the 'honor' of being the one to light the flame, as a diplomatic guest
  151. [04:07] <@flibbyjibbits> yeah basically
  152. [04:07] <CommodoreJim|2> "...grrk..."
  153. [04:07] <@flibbyjibbits> gentle repose preserves a body, decompose corpse turns it into a skeleton
  154. [04:07] * Skeleton
  155. [04:08] <Moonside> Decompose Corpse turns it into Freddie.
  156. [04:08] <@flibbyjibbits> Idrian stands over the kings body, her eyes begining to glow very slightly, she arches her back and seems to lift into the air for a moment, before a plume of fire surrounds her for five seconds, then subsiding, leaving the king's body just ashes and bones
  157. [04:09] <CommodoreJim|2> "...." I force myself to watch it, but I do seem to be visibly shaking.
  158. [04:09] <@flibbyjibbits> she appears to be somewhat proud of herself
  159. [04:10] <CommodoreJim|2> She appears to be a BITCH!
  160. [04:10] <Skeleton> "Necromancy is creepy."
  161. [04:10] <@flibbyjibbits> but she goes back and sits down, then Telmar seems to use a telekinesis spell to pick up the remains and move them into the casket, which is hauled into the tomb
  162. [04:10] <Skeleton> She is a bitchwhore.
  163. [04:11] <Deathfish64> "That was cool."
  164. [04:12] <@flibbyjibbits> some people in the crowd light up those paper lantern type things, but there doesn't seem to be much left of the ceremony
  165. [04:13] <CommodoreJim|2> I salute half-heartedly, and turn away from the ceremony, walking off with feet dragging.
  166. [04:13] <@flibbyjibbits> the ceremoney was probably about three hours in total, considering all the talking
  167. [04:15] <Moonside> Lotte goes off to talk to Elly, if possible.
  168. [04:15] <@flibbyjibbits> it is fully possible to do so
  169. [04:16] <@flibbyjibbits> Falkan runs off to talk to Idrian and Telmar up on the platform a bit as well
  170. [04:16] <CommodoreJim|2> I seem to be slowly dragging myself towards a bar
  171. [04:17] <@flibbyjibbits> drom finds his was to the bar that most of the guards tended to hang around
  172. [04:17] <@flibbyjibbits> the atmosphere in there is not terribly happy
  173. [04:17] <Moonside> Yeah, then they meet wherever. L: "So, how did it go?" E: "Easy! I just had to stand there... but it really gave me the feeling of being a guard!"
  174. [04:17] <@flibbyjibbits> this is sad drinking, not happy drinking
  175. [04:17] <Moonside> They chat some more, and then do whatever.
  176. [04:18] <@flibbyjibbits> drink roll 20
  177. [04:18] <Moonside> Is this good or bad?
  178. [04:19] <CommodoreJim|2> What does this mean for Drom again
  179. [04:19] * @flibbyjibbits ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
  180. [04:19] <Moonside> "it means he's drunk as fuck"
  181. [04:19] <Deathfish64> It means that
  182. [04:19] * flibbyjibbits ([email protected]) has joined #adventure2
  183. [04:19] * ChanFix ([email protected]) has joined #adventure2
  184. [04:19] * services.nixtrixirc.net sets mode: +o ChanFix
  185. [04:19] * ChanFix sets mode: +o flibbyjibbits
  186. [04:19] <@ChanFix> 1 client should have been opped.
  187. [04:19] * @ChanFix ([email protected]) has left #adventure2
  188. [04:20] <@flibbyjibbits> whoops
  189. [04:20] <Skeleton> ????????????????????????
  190. [04:20] <Moonside> ???
  191. [04:20] <CommodoreJim|2> whoops
  192. [04:20] <Eltrotraw> er
  193. [04:20] <CommodoreJim|2> what happen
  194. [04:20] <@flibbyjibbits> well then
  195. [04:20] <@flibbyjibbits> did i miss anything
  196. [04:20] <Eltrotraw> you got opped
  197. [04:20] <Moonside> [04:19] <Moonside> "it means he's drunk as fuck"
  198. [04:20] <Moonside> [04:19] <Deathfish64> It means that
  199. [04:20] <@flibbyjibbits> it means that it was really really good tasting but maybe like explosively flammable in its alcolinity
  200. [04:21] <Skeleton> :UUU
  201. [04:21] <CommodoreJim|2> Well do I fail a check automatically, then
  202. [04:21] <Moonside> So it's that dwarven brew.
  203. [04:21] <@flibbyjibbits> the 5 was the drunkenness check
  204. [04:21] <CommodoreJim|2> Which means??????????????
  205. [04:22] <@flibbyjibbits> failed
  206. [04:22] <Moonside> 5 was the DC to get drunk. Rolled a 20.
  207. [04:22] <CommodoreJim|2> Welp
  208. [04:22] <@flibbyjibbits> the drunk check is a fort save
  209. [04:22] <CommodoreJim|2> Drom is now sitting there with his head on the counter, droning about how he's a failure
  210. [04:22] <Skeleton> Freddie wants a drink!
  211. [04:23] <Moonside> Lotte and Elly go off to look for Drom, since he didn't look very well during the ceremony.
  212. [04:23] <@flibbyjibbits> {anyone who went back to the castle seems telmar dumping a box labeled "the gill box" into the garbage pit
  213. [04:23] <@flibbyjibbits> sees*
  214. [04:23] <@flibbyjibbits> gil*
  215. [04:23] <Moonside> Pffft.
  216. [04:23] <Deathfish64> pfft
  217. [04:23] <CommodoreJim|2> Red mush pours out
  218. [04:23] <Skeleton> Hahaha
  219. [04:23] <Deathfish64> I went back to the castle because the ceremony made me sleepy
  220. [04:24] <Moonside> Some check to see if we find Drom.
  221. [04:24] <@flibbyjibbits> no idea what sort of check that would be so lets just call it opposed whatever
  222. [04:24] <@flibbyjibbits> 13 vs 15 you cant find him
  223. [04:24] <Moonside> Aww.
  224. [04:24] <CommodoreJim|2> :(
  225. [04:25] <CommodoreJim|2> Try harder!
  226. [04:25] <Skeleton> Freddie would have just gone to the same place on account a he wants a drink
  227. [04:25] <Skeleton> But not necessarily with the others
  228. [04:25] <CommodoreJim|2> Maybe they follow Freddie :Y
  229. [04:25] <@flibbyjibbits> freddie rolls
  230. [04:25] <@flibbyjibbits> 4 for quality, 4 for fort, so it tasted bad and he got drunk
  231. [04:26] <Moonside> Not nearly as drunk as Drom, though.
  232. [04:26] <Skeleton> "Gee. This isn't alcohol. It's poison."
  233. [04:26] <CommodoreJim|2> ("Yeah, I'd like a tall glass of...Dragon Piss. That's a funny name for alcohol...")
  234. [04:26] <Skeleton> "Is this how you treat a regular? Takes a little vacation and all a sudden..."
  235. [04:26] <Skeleton> "Dumbasses"
  236. [04:27] * Eltrotraw ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
  237. [04:27] <CommodoreJim|2> "Iiiiii don't deserve to be a kniiiiiight, dammit...."
  238. [04:27] * Eltrotraw ([email protected]) has joined #adventure2
  239. [04:27] <@flibbyjibbits> hi
  240. [04:27] <Skeleton> "Well then can I have what you're drinkin'?" Freddie deeply whiffs it. "It smells nice."
  241. [04:28] <@flibbyjibbits> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXOr1CcZsk sadtimes music
  242. [04:28] <Eltrotraw> stupid internet
  243. [04:28] <Eltrotraw> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_orf0q1xOzs i would have used this
  244. [04:28] <Skeleton> "If you're thinkin' of killin yourself try this, it's just that bad"
  245. [04:28] <CommodoreJim|2> "Yeah sure whhhhhhhhhhhAAAATever..." I grumble as I stand up, wobbling. "I'mmmm gonna go fer a walk." He says, before falling back in his seat.
  246. [04:29] <Skeleton> "Heh good luck dummy"
  247. [04:29] <Moonside> Can I try to find Drom again?
  248. [04:29] <CommodoreJim|2> "Sh...*hic* Shut up."
  249. [04:29] <Skeleton> "Hehehuhhu"
  250. [04:29] <@flibbyjibbits> lotte tries to find him, but doesnt run into him again
  251. [04:29] * Eltrotraw ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
  252. [04:29] <Moonside> Meh.
  253. [04:29] <Moonside> I give up, and go back to the castle.
  254. [04:29] <CommodoreJim|2> Hell man should I stumble out into the streets
  255. [04:30] <Skeleton> Freddie throws his own drink on the floor and takes over what's left of Drom's
  256. [04:30] * Eltrotraw ([email protected]) has joined #adventure2
  257. [04:30] <Eltrotraw> wow what is happening
  258. [04:30] <@flibbyjibbits> she does pass by what looked like a wagon of a potion salesman, though, parked by the side of an empty street. Theres a large metal cage, the bars of which are broken, a broken wooden cane on the ground, and a signifigant amount of blood soaked into the ground all around i
  259. [04:31] <Moonside> "Wow... what do you think happened here, sis?"
  260. [04:31] <CommodoreJim|2> Drom groans something about failure and stumbles out of the bar, leaning on walls here and there as he tries to go SOMEWHERE.
  261. [04:31] <Moonside> "...justice."
  262. [04:31] <Moonside> "???"
  263. [04:32] <Skeleton> Freddie probably has enough experience getting from here to his house.
  264. [04:32] <CommodoreJim|2> An endless stream of self-degredation pours out of Drom's mouth as he vaguely wanders towards the castle.
  265. [04:32] <Moonside> Anyway, we go to the castle.
  266. [04:33] <@flibbyjibbits> most people in the castle are heading to bed early, or mostly looking downwards as they walk about
  267. [04:33] <CommodoreJim|2> (Roll to see if Drom winds up face down in a puddle. I mean what no)
  268. [04:33] <Skeleton> Puddles? Puddles everywhere?
  269. [04:34] <@flibbyjibbits> [3]
  270. [04:34] <Moonside> Let's say that that was an Acrobatics check to not fall down.
  271. [04:34] <Moonside> And he failed hard.
  272. [04:34] <CommodoreJim|2> Shiiit
  273. [04:34] <CommodoreJim|2> Thump. Drom is face down on the ground, somewhere possibly near the castle.
  274. [04:34] <Skeleton> He makes it to Freddie's garden and sleeps with the ceramic gnomes and animals
  275. [04:35] <Deathfish64> zzz
  276. [04:35] <CommodoreJim|2> He's still mostly concious, though.
  277. [04:35] <Moonside> On the way, we notice a knight lying on the ground. "Wait, is that... Drom?! Are you alright?!"
  278. [04:36] <CommodoreJim|2> "Nnnnngh....." I manage to gurgle. "Iiiiii fucked up. Everythiiiiiiiiing."
  279. [04:36] <Moonside> How much does Drom weight?
  280. [04:36] <Skeleton> ("escpecially lady charlotte mm")
  281. [04:36] <CommodoreJim|2> A lot! A lot! Alot!
  282. [04:36] <CommodoreJim|2> 280, it says
  283. [04:37] <@flibbyjibbits> + his armor
  284. [04:37] <@flibbyjibbits> maybe just take a shoudler
  285. [04:37] <CommodoreJim|2> Long story short, NOTHING MOVES THE DROM
  286. [04:38] <Moonside> Elly and Lotte help Drom up, and take him to the castle. "Jeez, so much for never drinking, huh..."
  287. [04:39] <CommodoreJim|2> "Whatever. Not the first promise I broke. Promised everybody I'd protect th' king, and now he's a SKELETON. What the hell..."
  288. [04:39] <Moonside> "Don't give up, mr. Drominus! You can do it!"
  289. [04:39] <Deathfish64> (it's not like that wasn't completely inevitable eventually)
  290. [04:39] <Skeleton> Can I retcon Freddie as having followed Drom
  291. [04:40] <Skeleton> So he can be a dick
  292. [04:40] <Eltrotraw> ("Wow, are those eyes in there or what? Didn't you see him get burned to ashes?")
  293. [04:40] <@flibbyjibbits> sure
  294. [04:40] <Skeleton> "Drom get up you doof geez"
  295. [04:40] <Skeleton> "You can't crash your life just because somebody else's did"
  296. [04:40] <CommodoreJim|2> "Haaaaa...yeah, let more assassins kill MORE people and be a worse knight. IIiiiiii can dooo it."
  297. [04:42] <Moonside> "Aaah, I can't stand this anymore!!" Elly grapples and suplexes Drom.
  298. [04:43] <CommodoreJim|2> "Huuuuuuuuuurk!"
  299. [04:43] <Skeleton> "Oh look at that"
  300. [04:43] <Eltrotraw> wait, don't you need to do a str check for that
  301. [04:43] <Moonside> It was a cutscene grapple.
  302. [04:43] <Moonside> "Get a grip, man!! Are you a knight or a dingo?!"
  303. [04:44] <CommodoreJim|2> Somewhere, Pikkup screams
  304. [04:44] <Skeleton> "What are these dingos people keep talking about"
  305. [04:44] <Skeleton> "Shit damn"
  306. [04:44] <@flibbyjibbits> every time anyone anywhere in the world says 'dingo', pikkup screams, even if hes asleep at the time
  307. [04:45] <CommodoreJim|2> "Rrrrr..." Drom tries to stumble to his feet after being completely schooled by a tiny girl. "...I'm...but I..."
  308. [04:45] <Deathfish64> In my dreams, I am surrounded by a pack of dingos
  309. [04:45] <Skeleton> "You're the worst drinking buddy Drom, you need to learn to handle the sauce, like me"
  310. [04:45] <Moonside> "No buts!! Now get your ass up! Aren't you an awesome knight?! Then start acting like one this instant!"
  311. [04:46] <Skeleton> "Tell him, talk him up to shitsville and back urhmm"
  312. [04:47] <Moonside> (tiny girl is right, Drom is like twice Elly's height)
  313. [04:47] <Skeleton> "But you probably can't, he's drunk as hell"
  314. [04:47] <CommodoreJim|2> "...shut up, Fredsworth." I grumble. "Ffffine...L--*hic* Lady Elishabeth." I try my best to stand up straight.
  315. [04:48] <Skeleton> "Ohh, Fredsworth, I like the sound of that. Heh! King Fredsworth. 'So I hear you need a new King... here is my resume'"
  316. [04:49] <Moonside> E: "Alright, that's what I'm talking about! Now come on, let's go to the castle. You're probably tired after all that happened, so you should get some sleep!" L: "...wow, Elly, that was really cool." E: "Oh... eh, hehehe~"
  317. [04:49] <CommodoreJim|2> "Shleep...yeah..." I mutter.
  318. [04:50] <Moonside> So we reach the castle.
  319. [04:50] <CommodoreJim|2> Hrm. How would Drom go about giving the picture now that he's MONSTER DRUNK
  320. [04:51] <@flibbyjibbits> most people in the castle are heading to bed early, or mostly looking downwards as they walk about. Just about as you get there, Falkan is heading up the stairs with Idrian and Telmar, talking quietly about something or other
  321. [04:51] <Skeleton> "Don't look now"
  322. [04:51] <CommodoreJim|2> ("hhhheeeere's a thing. I made it. Love yaaaaaa. *hic*" *crashes through his bedroom door and into his bed*)
  323. [04:51] <Skeleton> "But there are assholes. And they've kidnapped Mr. Falkan."
  324. [04:52] <Moonside> Well, why doesn't he do just that?
  325. [04:52] <CommodoreJim|2> Okay!
  326. [04:53] <CommodoreJim|2> "...Oh." Drom seems to half remember something in his alcohol-marinated brain. He pulls out a rolled-up piece of paper and hands it to Lotte. "Heeeere's a thing I drew...I ain't an *hic* artisht. Shorry."
  327. [04:55] <Moonside> Before anything, does the drawing have any romantic connotations?
  328. [04:55] <CommodoreJim|2> Nothing beyond the fact he drew Lotte, of all things
  329. [04:55] <Eltrotraw> or sexual
  330. [04:55] <CommodoreJim|2> (He did not draw her like one of his french girls)
  331. [04:55] <Skeleton> Penises with lit-up Vegas arrows saying LET'S DITY FUCK
  332. [04:56] <Moonside> Lotte takes the paper. "Oh, thanks... hey, this is pretty good." "Yeah, it really is, mr. Drominus!"
  333. [04:57] <Moonside> Lotte blushes a little, something that the other two may or may not notice. Some Perception roll.
  334. [04:57] <CommodoreJim|2> "Thanksh...took a while...didn't wanna messh up that pretty facea yers." He says, drunk as some sort of fish that swims in beer instead of water.
  335. [04:57] <CommodoreJim|2> (Prepare for worse blush)
  336. [04:57] <Eltrotraw> a BEERFISH?
  337. [04:57] <Moonside> DC for that roll decreases greatly.
  338. [04:57] <@flibbyjibbits> well i rolled a 20
  339. [04:58] <Moonside> For who?
  340. [04:58] <@flibbyjibbits> perception whoever was relevant i guess
  341. [04:58] <Deathfish64> But can you tell if he's blushing or just redfaced from alcohol
  342. [04:58] <@flibbyjibbits> oh what do you know
  343. [04:58] <@flibbyjibbits> the second roll was a 1
  344. [04:58] <CommodoreJim|2> No, Lotte is
  345. [04:58] <Deathfish64> oh
  346. [04:58] <Deathfish64> oops
  347. [04:58] <Moonside> Well, let's give that 1 to Drom since he's drunk.
  348. [04:59] <CommodoreJim|2> I'm sure Elly notices by default of being Lotte's sister
  349. [05:01] <Moonside> Also, when are we leaving for Xetan's place again?
  350. [05:01] <@flibbyjibbits> i guess maybe in the morning, whenevr youre all ready
  351. [05:02] <Moonside> So Elly noticed her sister blushing hard for some reason, and expression changes to something more serious or something, thought she tries to hide it. "Ah... uh, sis, it's really late, so I think I'm going back now. I think... you should spend the night here, since you'll be leaving soon, right? Anyway, good night!" She runs off before anyone can say anything. L: "Wait, Elly...! Geez, what's up with that?"
  352. [05:03] <Skeleton> "What a great kid."
  353. [05:03] <CommodoreJim|2> "Dunno...weird girl...nice one, though." Drom mutters, before stumbling off towards a ROYAL AGENT BEDROOM
  354. [05:05] <Skeleton> "You have no style Dromsworth"
  355. [05:05] <Moonside> "Hmm..." I go into one of the other bedrooms.
  356. [05:05] <CommodoreJim|2> "Y' have no classh."
  357. [05:05] <Skeleton> "Yeah but I'm consistent in how much or little I have and that's where style comes from"
  358. [05:06] <CommodoreJim|2> "Y'don't need shtyle when y' can turn a man t' mush..." I grumble, before finally closing my bedroom door, collapsing on my bed in full armor and SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHing
  359. [05:06] <Skeleton> "Yeah you do" Freddie shouts at the door
  360. [05:07] <Moonside> You'll wake up fatigued.
  361. [05:07] <CommodoreJim|2> I have Endurance feat
  362. [05:07] <Moonside> Oh, huh.
  363. [05:07] <CommodoreJim|2> I got it my last feat choice so next I can get Diehard
  364. [05:07] <Moonside> Nice.
  365. [05:07] <Eltrotraw> she'll want to take off his armor for other reasons :3c
  366. [05:08] <Moonside> Anyway, I fall asleep after being worried about Elly.
  367. [05:08] <Moonside> I guess we can stop here.
  368. [05:08] <@flibbyjibbits> its a decent enough place i guess
  369. [05:08] <Moonside> Still no fighting!
  370. [05:09] <CommodoreJim|2> Threre was in a seeeeense
  371. [05:09] <@flibbyjibbits> i thought we might get to it today but i guess stuff took longer than i expected
  372. [05:09] <Moonside> I'll take some of the blame.
  373. [05:09] <Moonside> But rping Elly was fun.
  374. [05:09] <@flibbyjibbits> i personally dont mind rp heavy sessions but its nice to get action stuff too
  375. [05:09] <CommodoreJim|2> I was worried the dead king would come out and there'd be a boss fight D:
  376. [05:11] <CommodoreJim|2> But yes, embarassing Lotte in front of her sister was fun :Y
  377. [05:11] <Skeleton> That would've been great
  378. [05:11] <Skeleton> No style
  379. [05:12] <@flibbyjibbits> i guess tonight was heavy on rp and falkan the exposition fairy
  380. [05:13] <Moonside> SAVE THE UNIVERSE
  381. [05:13] <CommodoreJim|2> Drom is gonna feel the worst man in the morning
  382. [05:14] <CommodoreJim|2> He's gonna be apologizing to everyone for hours
  383. [05:14] <Deathfish64> Pikkup is going to wake up in a cold seat
  384. [05:14] <Skeleton> There's ice on my butt.
  385. [05:14] <Deathfish64> sweat*
  386. [05:14] <Deathfish64> shit
  387. [05:14] <Deathfish64> dingos
  388. [05:14] <Skeleton> So we're gonna save the universe after all eh
  389. [05:15] <Deathfish64> from dingos
  390. [05:15] <CommodoreJim|2> *draws Pikkup a dingo and tapes it to the ceiling above his bed*
  391. [05:15] <Skeleton> From TIME
  392. [05:15] <Skeleton> Being FUCKED THE FUCK UP
  393. [05:15] <Moonside> How's he going to feel about giving the drawing to Lotte?
  394. [05:15] <Deathfish64> I'll just destroy it with magic if you do that
  395. [05:15] <Deathfish64> Responsible use, yes
  396. [05:15] <CommodoreJim|2> He planned to do it anyway, but he would have preferred to not have been heavy-handed about it
  397. [05:16] <@flibbyjibbits> *idrian uses reshape eidolon to turn ekans into a dingo
  398. [05:16] <CommodoreJim|2> And to have kept the pretty face comment to himself
  399. [05:16] <Moonside> In front of Elly?
  400. [05:16] <Skeleton> I didn't want to spoil the ending, but,
  401. [05:16] <CommodoreJim|2> Yeah
  402. [05:16] <CommodoreJim|2> Err
  403. [05:16] <CommodoreJim|2> I mean, he wouldn't have done it in front of Elly
  404. [05:17] <Deathfish64> Hey now, Pikkup is the only one left who has met Idrian and doesn't hate her
  405. [05:17] <Moonside> Screw Pikkup.
  406. [05:17] <Skeleton> She raped your brain. :(
  407. [05:18] <@flibbyjibbits> she does have a spell that can either dismiss or take over any summonings including eidolons; as well as a dumb metamagic chain thing that lets her summon like 8 things in a round
  408. [05:18] <CommodoreJim|2> (Though he wouldn't mind being more open about how he feels about Lotte, but he doesn't want her mad at him)
  409. [05:18] <CommodoreJim|2> (Or to be killed in his sleep)
  410. [05:19] <@flibbyjibbits> falkan is a noncombat old man and probably isnt anything to worry about becfause hes the first npc that nobody has vocally hated except i guess teyo but he seems fairly minor
  411. [05:19] <Moonside> Falkan seems like a cool guy.
  412. [05:19] <Moonside> The only one in the Order.
  413. [05:19] <CommodoreJim|2> Falkan is coo'
  414. [05:19] <Skeleton> Falkan was okay
  415. [05:21] <Eltrotraw> is he captain falkan
  416. [05:21] <@flibbyjibbits> ralan makes bad first impressions
  417. [05:22] <Moonside> Ralan is an asshole and I hate him.
  418. [05:22] <Moonside> Xetan is probably an asshole too.
  419. [05:22] <Moonside> So the only one left is the bald guy.
  420. [05:22] <@flibbyjibbits> baldan is the religious head of the order
  421. [05:22] <@flibbyjibbits> chief oracle etc
  422. [05:22] <Skeleton> Idrian can die and Freddie won't say a word about it
  423. [05:23] <Skeleton> If the mind isn't sacred, nothing is
  424. [05:24] <@flibbyjibbits> he should just wear a lead hat
  425. [05:24] <Skeleton> I bet her name was IdriBITCH before she joined the order
  426. [05:24] <@flibbyjibbits> or think sexy thoughts so she ignores him like tombs did
  427. [05:25] <Skeleton> No one should need to wear a "do not enter" sign on their skull
  428. [05:25] <Moonside> Magneto's helmet.
  429. [05:25] <CommodoreJim|2> Oh man she should be around Drom and Lotte after a night together
  430. [05:25] <CommodoreJim|2> She'd cry blood
  431. [05:25] <@flibbyjibbits> shed be so upset that shes start teleporting random objects to 1d100 miles in a random direction
  432. [05:26] <CommodoreJim|2> Freddie ends up at his parents' from that
  433. [05:26] <Skeleton> D-dad!?
  434. [05:28] <CommodoreJim|2> "Aw fuck he's back, throw some fire at him"
  435. [05:28] <Skeleton> That's no way to treat your only son.
  436. [05:29] <CommodoreJim|2> "And being a FAILURE is no way to treat your parents!"
  437. [05:29] <Skeleton> If you're happy, you're successful!
  438. [05:29] <CommodoreJim|2> "And POOR"
  439. [05:29] <@flibbyjibbits> altneratively she might cast like unrelating hate or black tentacles or pathetic images into the other room after hearing such things going on
  440. [05:29] <Deathfish64> Black Tentacles is a spell that I am learning as soon as I am able
  441. [05:30] <CommodoreJim|2> Black Dingos
  442. [05:30] <Moonside> I'd take levels in a class that can learn Unnatural Lust and use it on her.
  443. [05:30] <Skeleton> Dad I don't need this
  444. [05:30] <Skeleton> I'm outta here
  445. [05:30] <Skeleton> GUEST PLAYER CHARACTER: Freddie's dad.
  446. [05:31] <CommodoreJim|2> "Please let the door hit your ass on the way out"
  447. [05:31] <@flibbyjibbits> unnnattural lust and seducers eyes are both on her spell list
  448. [05:32] <Moonside> Aww. Witches can learn Unnatural Lust, but it's level 2.
  449. [05:33] <CommodoreJim|2> Drom is unsure how to feel about this
  450. [05:33] <Deathfish64> Ye gods, witch Lotte
  451. [05:34] <@flibbyjibbits> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ejb52/what_is_a_dream_of_yours_that_you_know_you_will/c18il6j?context=3
  452. [05:36] <Moonside> Well, I think I was going to get that prehensile hair someday in the future.
  453. [05:36] <CommodoreJim|2> Drom is also unsure how to feel about that.
  454. [05:37] <@flibbyjibbits> there do not seem to be any druids or paladins at all currently existing in this setting. i guess maybe some of the order knights or rakor knights might be paladins instead of cavaliers, but not a majority
  455. [05:37] <Deathfish64> Druids were banned at class select
  456. [05:37] <Skeleton> But paladins don't do ethnic cleansing
  457. [05:37] <Deathfish64> ...for the world
  458. [05:37] <Skeleton> Do they
  459. [05:38] <@flibbyjibbits> probably not as much of it
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