Further Research

>Lisa was bored
>He was banned from collecting stool samples after sneaking laxatives into Lynn's protein shake
>He isn't even allowed within 10 feet of the bathroom while someone else is using it
>"*Sigh* Perhaps I could explore other forms of research" Said Lisa, Lying on the bed staring at the ceiling
>Lisa got up and started walking around, trying to come up with a new idea
>"Hmm, let's see now" Lisa started "Jetpack? no, too Burney. Bouncing Cryofluidic orbs? no, Too cold and messy"
>As Lisa paced about, he tripped over something
>"Oof" said Lisa "What idiot would leave a.....huh?"
>Lisa grabbed the object
>It was the tube and funnel Lincoln used to see how much water the bladder could hold
>"Last time Lincoln used this, he filled my bladder with water" Lisa said to himself
>"I wonder what would happen if I put OTHER liquids in there..."
>Lisa thought for a moment
>"I'm going to need a test subject" Lisa said with a smile on his face
>"And I know just who to use..."

>Lisa ran to Lincoln's room
>"Excuse me, Lincoln" Said Lisa
>"Hmm, What is it Lisa?" replied Lincoln
>"Well, I need you help with an experiment" answered Lisa
>"OH NO!" exclaimed Lincoln "Mom and Dad said you couldn't do anymore poop studies!"
>"NO No no" Replied Lisa "It's nothing like that!"
>"no poop?" asked Lincoln
>"No poop." Replied Lisa
>"Promise?" asked Lincoln, skeptical of Lisa's intent
>"Promise." answered Lisa
>Lincoln was a bit less nervous about what was to come, Lisa had never been one to break promises.
>Fast forward an hour
>Lincoln was sitting in a chair without any pants on. his legs spread and held by straps, and his arms tied behind his back
>"Uh Lisa..." started Lincoln "Why do I need to be bound up like this again?"
>"So I can work uninterrupted." replied Lisa as he pushed a cart with several beakers and boxes on it towards Lincoln
>Lisa opened one of the boxes and pulled out the funnel and tube
>"WAIT!" Shouted Lincoln "What kind of experiments are you planning to do with that?"
>"Well" Replied Lisa "We are going to see how the human bladder reacts when it comes into contact with various liquids."
>Lisa put a ball gag into Lincoln's mouth
>"Now hush up." Lisa ordered "I need to focus"

>Lisa lubed up the tube and stuck it in Lincoln's urethra, eliciting a moan from the worried test subject
>"Alright then" Said Lisa, affixing the Funnel in place "Let's begin"
>Lisa picked up the first bottle, it contained a bubbling Pink liquid
>"Chemical compound 1" Lisa stated "A mixture of carbonated water, bubble gum, and baking powder"
>Lisa poured the mixture into the funnel and watched as it went into Lincoln
>"mmn? MMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN!!!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMN!!!!!"
>Lincoln's dick got hard almost instantly, betraying his muffled screams of terror
>"Perhapsh I should explain" Started Lisa as he pulled the tube out of Lincoln's dick
>"The uric acid in your bladder is currently breaking down the bubblegum in the solution, exposing the baking powder to the carbonated water"
>Foaming pink liquid began to leak from Lincoln's dick, causing it to twitch rapidly
>"The result is a release of carbon Dioxide, which propels the mixture through your urethra and out the other end"
>Lisa wrote down some notes
>"Perhaps this could be used to treat urinary tract infections" Stated Lisa
>Lisa put the tube back into Lincoln's dick and poured in Sterilized water
>"Rinse" Said Lisa, as he took the tube out and put a bucket under Lincoln's dick
>As Lincoln Peed out the now watered down Pink solution, Lisa put away the first bottle
>"Very good" Said Lisa "Next beaker"

>The next beaker Lisa picked up contained a thick black liquid
>"Compound 2" stated Lisa "A mixture of water, oil, Cornstarch, a weak muriatic acid solution ,and powdered charcoal"
>Lisa put the tube and funnel back in place, and poured in the mixture
>The mixture slowly made its way down the tube, until it finally made its way into Lincoln's urethra
>"mmn,mmmmmmnnnn,MNF,MMMMMMNFF!" moaned Lincoln as the mixture made its way towards his bladder
>"Mixture two is an experimental self Forming Urethral sound, designed to harden in the shape of the user's urethra" Explained Lisa "Essentially creating a custom made sound"
>"MMMN? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Lincoln as the chemical mixture began to heat up
>"What you are feeling now is the muriatic acid and the water reacting" Said Lisa, trying to talk over Lincoln's muffled screams "When the two are combined, they produce an exothermic reaction"
>"The reaction will cause the mixture of water and cornstarch to harden!" Explained Lisa
>After a few minutes, the Mixture cooled down, and Lincoln stopped screaming
>"Alright" Said Lisa, hoping the experiment was a success "Let's see if this worked"
>Lisa examined Lincoln's glans and saw that the Mixture had expanded, and was now sticking slightly out of Lincoln's penis
>"Looking good so far" observed Lisa, as he began to pull the Hardened Mixture out of Lincoln's dick
>What came out was a long black flexible rod, shaped like the inside of Lincoln's urethra
>"Fascinating" Exclaimed Lisa as he took down more notes "The entire mixture seems to have come out in one piece"
>"I'll need to test this out on the others" Said Lisa under his breath
>once again, Lisa Put the tube back in and cleaned Lincoln with the sterilized water
>"Well then" Said Lisa, smiling and rubbing his hands together "On-to the last test"

>Lisa opened a small box, and took out a can of soda, along with what appeared to be Tiny pills
>"Final experiment" Stated Lisa "Soda pop and my newest invention." "Mentinies"
>Lisa inserted the funnel and tube once more
 >"First the pop" Said Lisa as he poured in the coke
>The carbonated beverage caused Lincoln to squirm
>"mmmmn, mmmmmmmmmn" moaned Lincoln
>"Hmm, Let's take the gag out for thish one" Said Lisa as he took out the gag
>"aaaah, aaaaaaah! Wh-What is this one for?" Asked Lincoln as he squirmed in his chair
>"Party game idea" Replied Lisa as he dropped the mentinies into the tube
>"Wha, I!"
>"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Screamed Lisa as he dove behind the bed
>"Wait, what do you mean fi-aaah? AAAAAAH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?" Shouted Lincoln as his bladder began to swell
>"L-LISA, LISA I-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" Screamed Lincoln as the cola erupted from his penis and flew about the room
>"IT WORKS" Shouted Lisa as he got hit in the face with the Pop
>"Wait, What's this?" Asked Lisa, observing the thick white streaks in the pop
>Lisa licked the mixture off his hands
>"Salty...... Lincoln, you perv" Stated Lisa, watching his brother spray more of the pop/cum mixture around the room
>"Well then" Said Lisa taking down notes about the final experiment "I'll have to make more of those mentinies."
>"I'll leave you to your fun Lincoln" Said Lisa as he left the room "We'll have to do this again sometime"

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