on the internet nobody knows you're a bear

>Guys, guys! Look at this new website I found. It's called fortune, wait, no, Four chan. And there's a whole forum just dedicate to us!
>Really? A whole forum? Wait, how do they know us?
>Ice Bear is concerned.
>Trust me on this bros. It says there's like eighty people in here, think of many potential friends that is! Or we already friends since they like us?
>Do you...do you think there are any, oh, I dunno, girls on there?
>Maybe, let's check these people out! Hmm...Grizz is best bear. Woah!
>Hey, why do you get to be the best? Who is this Anonymous person?
>Looks like they're all by this Anonymous...well Anonymous is a really big fan of us, that's awesome!
>Ice Bear likes that post.
>What? What the--Oh, cool, someone drew you hugging Chloe, awww. Hey, they drew you too, Panda!
>That's a really good drawing. Hey, click on that one.
>This is---Oh my God, eww, gross!
>Woah woah woah, Anonymous! How could you? My eyes!
>Ice Bear is disgusted.
>Shut it off, shut it off, Grizz!
>I'm trying! *hurp* Why would someone draw that??
>Ice Bear...needs to get out of here
>Anonymous, those are my little bros you're drawing...doing...bleh! I-I need to get out of the house for, for pizza, I dunno!
>Later that night Grizz returns to the Four Chan
>He can't get it out of his mind
>The depravity of it all consumes his thoughts
>He loves the attention he gets, and he even stops scrolling past the lewd things as fast
>Every night he becomes a little more accustomed to the board, flaws and all
>And soon, he starts talking to them himself
>Because on the internet, [spoiler]nobody knows you're a bear.[/spoiler]